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00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:01:00I
00:01:03Don't know where we are
00:01:06Yeah, me neither
00:01:08There's no turning back
00:01:10We're lost forever
00:01:12Just the two of us. Yeah
00:01:15Everybody else in the world can go fuck themselves. I
00:01:23Love your skin amber
00:01:25That's sweet, I love your hair your neck your clavicle
00:01:33What about something about my personality, oh
00:01:37I
00:01:39Really love your imagination
00:01:43Really
00:01:55Oh
00:02:25Oh
00:02:38Wow, cool
00:02:40I
00:02:51Hope this won't give me a rash
00:02:53No, I'm sure it's fine, babe. Nothing natural can hurt us too bad
00:02:57That's bullshit
00:02:59Natural stuff fucking kills you. What about poison plants and wolves? Oh, babe. I had the coolest dream last night
00:03:05We
00:03:10Were in Washington DC like thousands of people
00:03:14We were storming the Capitol
00:03:17the pigs were there guarding it, but we broke through and
00:03:22Then we we started a whole new
00:03:25Perfect society where everyone was equal
00:03:31It was a sweet trip
00:03:34I'm less worried about the pigs than I am about the wolves
00:03:39Any animals out here are gonna be way more scared of us than we are animals should be afraid of humans
00:03:45We hunt for sport and we're burning down their forests in Vietnam. The Bambis can't defend themselves
00:03:52But wolves wolves know the deal
00:03:55They know they're faster and fiercer than us
00:03:59No, they think we're like
00:04:02Confusing weird other things or blobs of meat to them. They just stay away from us
00:04:10or chomp on us
00:04:17You turned into a demon there in my mind I
00:04:24Think we should get a dog
00:04:27Oh
00:04:33Shit shit
00:04:42We twigs
00:04:47I'll get some
00:04:51I always dug the name Great Dane. I want a white one with big black spots
00:04:58Oh
00:05:09Look what's up? Oh
00:05:16Far out. It's probably some kind of military base
00:05:27It keeps going kill it
00:05:36What are you doing
00:05:38Matt I
00:05:42Can see your balls dangling as you climb that's nice
00:05:48Fuck this thing is high. Oh Jesus Matt
00:05:53Amber there's a castle. It's like the home of Walt Disney
00:05:58He's gonna shoot you for trespassing I'm clearly unarmed
00:06:05I'm coming
00:06:10What if it's a secret weapons lab or test site there could be chemicals all over these trees on babe have some faith
00:06:17There could be magic here or a utopia
00:06:20Is your imagination?
00:06:28Utopia's never worked out
00:06:40Oh shit, what what is it?
00:06:57Oh
00:07:06There is magic here
00:07:15You're pretty
00:07:19Hey there, hey girl
00:07:23Don't mess with it
00:07:26It's gentle
00:07:31Leave it alone Matt you're wigging it out
00:07:43Okay, beautiful relief bye-bye pretty girl
00:07:55Oh
00:07:57Oh
00:08:24You're gonna be okay
00:08:27I
00:08:48Love you, too
00:08:57I
00:09:27I
00:09:57I'm sorry
00:10:27Oh
00:10:57Oh
00:11:17Copters
00:11:28Hello
00:11:41Anybody here
00:11:57What is this place
00:12:27Oh
00:12:57Oh
00:13:27I
00:13:50Grew up an army brat
00:13:53Mostly at a base in Okinawa just after World War two ended
00:14:09When I was a little girl I had the most horrible nightmares
00:14:22I
00:14:46Until the Baku came
00:14:52I
00:15:01The Baku ate my nightmares allowing me to sleep
00:15:07I
00:15:20Nobody at the camp believed me when I told them about the Baku, but I never forgot her
00:15:27I
00:15:33Dedicated my life to keeping cryptids like her safe from harm
00:15:56I
00:16:13Across the globe cryptids are captured and traded on black markets
00:16:18It's my duty to be their human rescuer and protector
00:16:26I
00:16:56I
00:17:26My old friend Lauren Gray
00:17:30Come to join the party. You wish do you recognize this?
00:17:36for tickling
00:17:40Look don't play dumb with me Gustav. I found this alkanos feather at an auction in Morocco. You're trading these
00:17:47I'm a cryptid myself
00:17:50Now, why would I get involved in the black market for the money?
00:17:55How else do you pay for all your whoring you owe me Gustav
00:18:01Well, I'll make the call, okay, I can get you the bird lady
00:18:10I didn't free you from cryptid prison so you could traffic cryptids yourself you you should be ashamed. Oh
00:18:18Come on, Lauren. Can you take a lesson from me losing the fuck up, please?
00:18:25Besides, I'm just a little man
00:18:30Who are they the
00:18:32Babushka's
00:18:34They sold me the feathers
00:18:36They are the keepers of the bird
00:18:39not for long
00:18:42The delay is those teachers
00:18:45Scope is it? Yeah. Hey, what's he doing? Don't worry. He and I we have an arrangement
00:18:52Thanks for the muscle drew here's a special very classy Gustav
00:19:01So that coaching
00:19:04Shop
00:19:21The Babushka's are quite protective of the bird
00:19:25as they should be
00:19:27According to Russian folklore when her eggs hatch it causes terrible storms
00:19:34Oh
00:19:39Look what they've done
00:19:42I have no idea. I swear
00:19:54Let's get you out of here
00:20:01Oh
00:20:04Oh
00:20:08What's your name
00:20:09You look like a Sasha to me
00:20:12Do you like that Sasha?
00:20:14Okay, good Sasha. I'm gonna get you someplace safe
00:20:34I
00:21:04Oh
00:21:35The Alkonost is mine Nick I was here first and yet it only matters who's last
00:21:42Thanks for leading us here. Fuck you, Nick
00:21:46She's not yours
00:21:48You're falling apart
00:21:51Maybe you should go back to Joan and your little animal shelter until you feel better
00:22:04Oh
00:22:06Oh
00:22:33Joan
00:22:37I'm I'm so sorry. It's my fault. I led Nicholas right to her. He captured her and he I
00:22:47Saw an Alkonost fetus die right in front of me
00:22:50It's okay now
00:22:53Gray, I need you back on your feet. There's been news about the Baku
00:22:59What
00:23:00Baku yes
00:23:02She's somewhere in North America now the US military got a hold of her
00:23:06But of course she managed to escape her captors where we've got a lead
00:23:13we fly out tonight, but
00:23:16Gray, I'm worried about you. No, I'm I'm fine. I can't lose you
00:23:23So I'm giving you some help what I I don't need
00:23:29He'll just slow me down. Her name is Phoebe
00:23:33She really understands the cryptid experience. We need someone like her on our team
00:23:39It looks good for us and you'll like her. I like her. You know, I'm best working alone. Yes
00:23:46But you also work for me and I say you're in no condition to do this by yourself
00:23:54Come in Phoebe
00:23:59Hi, miss Greg
00:24:00I've read your file and I know how important the Baku is to you and she's important to me too because are you ready to
00:24:08Risk dying to get a Japanese dream eating cryptid
00:24:11Yes
00:24:12Why?
00:24:14It's important to me why
00:24:25This is who I am and I should not have to hide it
00:24:29Phoebe is a Gorgon. She wears contacts and tranquilizes her snakes to fit in with the public
00:24:36she knows firsthand how the wider world treats cryptids and how
00:24:41Important it is for them to have a safe home
00:24:44Where outcasts are welcome
00:24:47So let's welcome her
00:25:00The Baku may be the most powerful cryptid on the planet
00:25:06She feeds on dreams
00:25:09She can be a force for good
00:25:12But she could also do irreparable harm
00:25:18The US government wants to harness the Baku
00:25:22To wipe out the dreams of the counterculture
00:25:26Suck them away into nothing
00:25:29Without dreams there can be no future
00:25:35Who's our lead
00:25:37We know that the Baku was captured in Okinawa
00:25:41Stolen from Japanese collectors and flown to a secret military base somewhere in the Midwest
00:25:47She was being transferred to a cryptid holding facility when she managed to free herself
00:25:53We don't know where the Baku went, but there was a second cryptid who escaped at the same time
00:26:00He's in Florida right now. So we need to go to him and find out what he knows about the Baku
00:26:07I
00:26:24Am so glad you're with us
00:26:28That's lovely
00:26:31Thanks, I
00:26:34Started having dreams of J and me being married and I always listen to my dreams. Oh, where's the wedding going to be?
00:26:42an island called Belle Isle
00:26:46When the water is shallow you can catch fish with your hands
00:26:52Magical just
00:26:55Little half-cryptid babies
00:26:59Interesting beautiful, I guess so
00:27:24How's your leg it's fine fine enough anyway
00:27:35What is that cane it's a catch ball I
00:27:41Made my first rescue with this the last Pegasus I named her Gloria
00:27:48You caught her with that
00:27:51She's okay now you'll see
00:27:55Okay
00:27:57This cryptid is a humanoid like you Phoebe
00:28:00So let's be mindful not to refer to him as a creature or animal
00:28:06his mother offered to let us talk to him so long as we take him back to this and
00:28:11Give him a home and employment at the crypto zoo
00:28:21Come inside
00:28:25Oh
00:28:27What a cutie pie
00:28:31Hi Pliny, my name is Lauren
00:28:35I'm a I'm a doctor. I'm just I'm just gonna look at you. Okay?
00:28:44Okay
00:28:47You're doing really well Pliny
00:28:52He has bruises on his back
00:28:55It was those army men who captured him. He's only a child
00:28:59They took him all over in cages. They beat him. I'm so sorry
00:29:11Pliny's gonna love his new life. He'll be with his own kind. I
00:29:16Miss kind I miss mother. Yes. I
00:29:20Know he'll make friends as soon as he tells us about the Baku. We'll go straight there
00:29:27No, first you get us to California. Then Pliny tells to you what he knows, but
00:29:34We we need to get to the Baku right away
00:29:38You can trust us. I don't trust you and I'm not just handing my son over to strange people
00:29:45I'm coming with you
00:29:47Pliny will give you the information after we have seen the home
00:29:51Also, I want $400
00:29:54That was not the agreement
00:29:56400 USA dollars to show you are serious or no deal
00:30:01You are not the only ones who want to talk to my boy, you know
00:30:05All right, John
00:30:10400 it is. Okay. Come on Pliny. It's time to see your new home
00:30:18I
00:30:22Met Joan years ago and was moved by her vision of a place for all the unloved animals in the world
00:30:32After I got my veterinary degree I traveled halfway across the globe to work here
00:30:37I
00:30:44Crypto zoo is just a catchy title for marketing. I mean we think of it as more of a sanctuary than a zoo
00:30:51Soon the whole world will see what we've done
00:30:54It doesn't look much like a sanctuary
00:30:57More like a shopping mall. Yeah, I mean the initial funding came from Jones inheritance
00:31:04But if this place is gonna be able to sustain itself over a long term, it's got to generate a lot of revenue
00:31:09We need to be tourist friendly
00:31:12It doesn't change anything about our mission
00:31:15It's just not what I was expecting
00:31:19Well, it's it's very progressive. I think I mean the shops are staffed with both cryptids and non cryptids working together
00:31:26Maybe you'll work at one of these stores planning
00:31:28Oh
00:31:33We have dolls of every confirmed cryptid
00:31:37Blini it's you
00:31:40You don't think it's a little tacky
00:31:42Think of it this way a hundred dolls sold is one saved cryptid
00:31:48Besides look he loves it
00:31:51What?
00:31:53The crypto zoo is organized by continent of origin
00:31:57Walking clockwise around the Center Lake home to our Kraken
00:32:02You go from North America to South America to Africa to Australia to you to Antarctica to Asia
00:32:09We'll have guided tours every half hour and culturally appropriate food served in the cafes in each zone
00:32:15So visitors who come to see something totally out of this world will be learning about our world our world
00:32:22That's the thing for me Blini this place is absolute proof
00:32:26We exist out there people think of us as imaginary beasts, but most mythological beings are simply
00:32:34extremely rare beings
00:32:35We are real too
00:32:37Let's help the public to get hip to the fact that we are normal and then maybe one day we can feel safe anywhere in
00:32:44The world not just in a protected zoo
00:32:47Welcome to the Karzilek cave
00:32:50In Polish mythology
00:32:53Karzilek's are elf-like beings that punish unwary travelers by pummeling them with rocks
00:33:00But these tricksters also love to dance and entertain
00:33:08Wow
00:33:16Come on there's even more
00:33:21So the value is a European mountain cryptid
00:33:25We found him in a hidden valley in a remote corner of the Pyrenees
00:33:29He was utterly savage, but as he spent time here Joan domesticated him. She named him Vaughn
00:33:44Of course we we do have some untamable creatures
00:33:47There's the kraken a hydra a flying rock a tarrasque and the Kamuti the longest snake in the world
00:33:58This way are the loose mala of South America, you know will-o'-the-wisp they're like that
00:34:06They mesmerize people into following them
00:34:10That's how they got the name the evil lights
00:34:14But they're not really evil at all
00:34:16People always fear what they don't understand, you know
00:34:27They are alive
00:34:31They're made up of gas, but they are sentient
00:34:36Here they perform behind glass as a light show
00:34:40Intelligence has nothing to do with appearance
00:34:43Some of the more beastly cryptids are much more intelligent than the humanoids
00:34:48Like the Baku, so these lights are smart
00:34:52Pretty far out right plenty
00:34:58Are there dragons? Yes
00:35:01I want one as a pet
00:35:03Joan has a baby Chinese dragon. She keeps her in the tower
00:35:08Joan's office and living quarters are up there
00:35:10The crypto zoo was her whole life her great utopian dream
00:35:33Oh
00:35:40Oh
00:35:52We can only create the strange and unusual with love and if we show them love
00:35:59They will return
00:36:02And love will spread and envelop all of the beings on our diverse
00:36:09Wondrous world
00:36:18Welcome to your new home you have a bath and the TV
00:36:24Every year adds new luster to Thunderbirds reputation
00:36:30Okay, so you're here
00:36:35Okay
00:36:38It's hard to believe that such a gentle little thing could destroy the future if she fell into the wrong hands, but it's true
00:36:46We need to get to her before the army does. Okay?
00:36:50She saved me when I was about your age
00:36:54And I owe it to her
00:36:57What do you remember?
00:37:01It's okay Pliny you tell them now
00:37:05Maysville what what did he say Maysville, Kentucky?
00:37:12Thank you, thank you Pliny
00:37:15Okay, what was the Baku with anyone?
00:37:19What's the last thing you saw?
00:37:24Kitty
00:37:26A kitty
00:37:29Kitty cat black kitty cat did the black kitty cat
00:37:35Take the Baku Pliny
00:37:40Who who is the the black cat
00:37:44Pliny
00:37:45That's enough questions. He said all he knows
00:37:49He rest now
00:38:05You
00:38:11You're leaving again, yeah, we need to go find something someone well, when will you be back I
00:38:18Don't know soon. Hopefully
00:38:21Come on, Phoebes. We moved here to start a new life find an apartment plan our wedding
00:38:27But I've been stuck alone in this hotel room for a week now while you're flying all over the world. Sorry, Jay
00:38:32I I want to just be with you too. But this is the job what we're doing is really important. I think
00:38:39A wedding isn't important. I have to make the seating arrangement for my family. At least you have a family. I
00:38:48Don't because I'm a cryptid
00:38:50The crypto zoo is maybe the only place in the entire world where cryptids can have a home
00:38:57It might look like a fucking amusement park, but I'm sorry
00:39:02I get it, sweetie. I just miss you is all
00:39:07I know
00:39:09We're gonna be married
00:39:12I'm gonna be your husband
00:39:16I know it's out of sight
00:39:32I
00:39:42Hate towns like this
00:39:45Lots of police
00:39:48Fuck
00:39:49That's Nicholas. It has to be he's ex-military extremely smart obsessed with cryptids. Why?
00:39:56What does he want with them he wants to sell them as
00:40:00Bioweapons to the u.s. Armed Forces the military know they lost the Baku around here. So they brought him in
00:40:06He's the best at finding cryptids
00:40:09The best except for me, of course
00:40:12look
00:40:13black kitty cat
00:40:25I
00:40:55I
00:41:15You dance anywhere before
00:41:18No, not really. You've got a cute face. Can I see your tits?
00:41:25Oh, yeah
00:41:31That's all right some guys take that how about your ass
00:41:43Now we're in business
00:41:46What's back there
00:41:48Hold on I've seen a lot of wigs in my day that one's top-notch. What have you got under there? I
00:42:18I
00:42:29Could say the same
00:42:32And of all the places a low-life pervert could hide out
00:42:35You choose a club in the same shithole town that the Baku went missing. I am just enjoying
00:42:45If you know where the Baku is you better tell me right now
00:42:48I'm out of that game honest
00:42:52If you're lying, you'll regret it
00:42:56You won't find your Baku here
00:43:05Don't you'll mess it up. Oh, but I like seeing girls all fucked up. Hey back off
00:43:12What the fuck is that
00:43:14Where is Mariko, we know you have her I got no girls by that name. Are you pigs?
00:43:23He doesn't have a shit let's shag ass
00:43:31Sorry, you have to deal with that great. It's okay. Just saw the two dead then we'll keep looking I have an idea
00:43:44I
00:43:56We heard there was a wild animal in the neighborhood last week
00:44:01Did you happen to see anything or like a bear or something?
00:44:07Yeah, it it looks
00:44:10Partly like a bear you obviously love animals. We were thinking you might have taken it in if you came across it
00:44:17No, no, I haven't seen anything
00:44:20Well, okay. Well, thanks anyway
00:44:29Well, that was a waste of time
00:44:32If the Baku is out here she's starving to death nobody has any big dreams here
00:44:40If I lived out here or in the country, we'd have all this space I could let my hair down
00:44:46Have a yard kids. Don't you find the city people to be more open-minded not to having a Gorgon for a neighbor. I
00:44:54Just worry that the outside world is never going to accept us
00:44:58Not really, even with the crypto zoo the best we can hope for is to be treated like circus freaks
00:45:05Think about Kleeney serving popcorn to tourists who tease and stare at him
00:45:10No, the the crypto zoo is going to change things gradually
00:45:14Things will be different for Pliny's kids your kids even
00:45:19People will learn to be more accepting and the crypto zoo is a necessary stepping stone
00:45:26That's right the Baku will turn up
00:45:34I
00:45:58Look what try
00:46:05I
00:46:12Collect rare and unusual tarot decks
00:46:15Each has its own story
00:46:19Get a reading Lauren. Do you have a question for the cards?
00:46:24yes, I'm
00:46:27I'm looking for someone
00:46:35This is the wait Smith deck drawn by Pamela Coleman Smith, it's my favorite. I
00:46:43Think it suits you. Oh
00:46:46Okay
00:46:49While you're shuffling the cards you must think back to the last time you saw her
00:46:58We won't do reverse cards as there are enough complexities and contradictions in the deck itself
00:47:05I
00:47:13Haven't seen her since I was a little girl
00:47:21Yes, now put it down and cut the deck
00:47:28Now
00:47:33Take those stacks and cut them like this
00:47:41Each position relates to a different suit of the tarot
00:47:44One for the longs then the swords then the cups and finally the pentacles
00:47:50The reading proceeds through the suits from beginning to end
00:47:55Got it. I
00:47:56Think so
00:47:58Turn over the first card
00:48:03The hanged man
00:48:07Look he's upside down
00:48:10He has a different perspective than the rest of us. He is enlightened
00:48:15You see things in the world that others do not see
00:48:20You see the hidden world
00:48:22Yes
00:48:25Now, let's see how this is then channeled through the swords intelligence. Oh
00:48:34Three of pentacles this quest is your job
00:48:38You work with two others. You were the pentacle the body the others are the heart and the brain
00:48:44It is important for all three to be in alignment, right?
00:48:47Yeah, yes
00:48:49Now we must move into the future first, let's see what your quest will cost you
00:48:59The tower
00:49:02I'm so sorry
00:49:04This will come at a great cost to you your work. What will I find her?
00:49:11Wands swords cups
00:49:13Now finally pentacles the material world the end of your reading
00:49:28So, what is it you're here for the dream eater
00:49:32She's gorgeous, does anyone else know she's here? No, she came straight to me
00:49:40I'm like you
00:49:42I see you
00:49:44I see you
00:49:47I see you
00:49:49I see you
00:49:52I see you
00:49:54I see you
00:49:56I see you
00:49:58I see you
00:50:00I'm like you I see the hidden world, too. She knew this was the safest place for her
00:50:09Hi there mariko
00:50:13Do you remember me
00:50:17I've had so many nightmares
00:50:19but she
00:50:21Mariko has eaten nearly all of them now
00:50:24How does it work?
00:50:26You can suggest things you want to disappear
00:50:30by dwelling on them before you fall asleep
00:50:33or
00:50:34She'll just latch onto your head and suck out whatever dreams she wants. Does it hurt? No, not at all
00:50:43Just disappears. Yeah
00:50:49Go get the carrier, right?
00:50:57That's her
00:51:06You can't just hey, hey
00:51:08Who's this now?
00:51:10You're with gray. We won't hurt you. I don't have to
00:51:14Answer you two have the baku that thing's not for kids girl
00:51:20Fuck you meathead
00:51:27Oh i'ma do so i'm a gorgon
00:51:34I knew she was a cryptid I could tell humanoids are tough to tame
00:51:40You can't
00:51:41You you can't do this. I think we can actually considering you just killed a man
00:51:52Don't you think some things are meant to stay hidden
00:51:57But that's how they get lost
00:51:59I can't lose her again
00:52:05That's great we have your gorgon servant girl the animal in there is the property of the us military
00:52:15We gotta hide her
00:52:26Oh
00:52:35Okay, okay, okay. Jesus christ
00:52:56Oh
00:53:00Let's go
00:53:04Remember listen to your heart
00:53:12Get your hands off of me
00:53:16Gustav
00:53:17I should have known you were working with this asshole
00:53:20Hey
00:53:21A job is a job what I should go and dance at your park
00:53:26That shit's demeaning
00:53:28I risked my life to get you out of that prison cell and now you work for a zoo
00:53:33You've always been so righteous gray, but you know, we're not so different
00:53:37We were both raised military you hunt exotic game, too
00:53:41You like to tell a pretty story about yourself, but this isn't a fairy tale
00:53:46Look, these animals are strong weapons
00:53:49We could end the war with these things
00:53:51That's what weapons are for
00:53:53I'd think your parents would have taught you that you are a monster
00:53:57Takes one to know one
00:54:00Put the baku in the tomahawk and load the skirts in with me
00:54:05Nice work
00:54:07There's no reason to be too rough with them. Is there?
00:54:12You play the good cop. I'm, sorry. No, I I should have gone with you
00:54:17No, it's my fault. I'm supposed to protect you. No, we protect each other
00:54:23Oh, this is so sweet
00:54:25You're through, you know
00:54:27It's over now. My client gets the baku as promised and thanks to your little murderer friend here
00:54:32They have all the legal excuses. They need to shut down your monster zoo
00:54:38It's a sanctuary a stepping stone it's a carnival
00:54:43What it is is a giant holding pen all those cryptids in one place. Do you really think the public would be ready for that?
00:54:51I'm sure that with a real purpose. They'll be happier
00:55:11I should thank you gray. You did a great job mission accomplished
00:55:17We have to be there to see them confiscated
00:55:20Let's go joe destination crypto zoo, california
00:55:50So
00:56:20Foreign
00:56:28What'll you do lauren, I mean if you're not in jail for resisting arrest
00:56:34You're gonna sit around getting stoned like everybody else
00:56:37No
00:56:39Once we have all your little pets, you'll be handing in your resume to me
00:56:43If you love to collect cryptids, it's hard to kick
00:56:47I know how it is
00:56:49What makes it fun is that they don't want to be held shall never work for you
00:56:54It's not so bad
00:56:57Isn't that right? My fawn friend?
00:57:02Uh nick sir the monsters they're loose what what's wrong?
00:57:11Is this some kind of air show rehearsal bullshit no, no something's wrong
00:57:20Oh jesus
00:57:25No, what's happening
00:57:38I'll take care of the devil. No, no, no, don't don't hurt him. He's the last
00:57:50Stop
00:57:59You don't love cryptids you hate them
00:58:05You don't have to hurt her they're attacking our instinct we're in their airspace
00:58:11Yes
00:58:27You're gonna be all right
00:58:32I'm, sorry
00:58:37Okay
00:58:41You land the chopper and she won't attack tell your bird to back off
00:58:50You're making her angry
00:58:53Holy shit
00:58:55Oh, no
00:59:10Where'd he go
00:59:40So
00:59:55Oh
01:00:10Come on you can swim to the surface goose up. Let's go. Okay. Come on. I I got you
01:00:41Hmm
01:00:43So
01:00:46Oh
01:01:09Is the kraken gonna be all right, yes
01:01:12It would just have his own throat, okay good
01:01:26You didn't have to do that
01:01:29Uncuff phoebe
01:01:30Uncuff her. Fuck you
01:01:32I gotta shoot the both of you right now. I mean
01:01:35don't
01:01:36We need
01:01:37We need them to guide us out of here a helicopter will pick us up
01:01:42It could take hours for a copper to you know to come so we might need our ladies
01:01:48Doesn't it make more sense to keep our options open?
01:01:53The gorg covers her eyes right now or I blast her brains out
01:01:59Tighter all right
01:02:02Where are you going?
01:02:04Oh, she's hurt
01:02:07No
01:02:08I'm a vet. Yeah. Yeah, let her see the magic pig
01:02:13Mariko
01:02:14You're gonna be fine
01:02:15I need a stick and some cloth. It's uh, it's got a name. Oh, that's cute
01:02:24How long have the cryptids been loose I I don't know there you go honey, there you go
01:02:33Oh
01:02:35What's going on? Oh, man
01:02:39It's the kamoody the the what a south american megaworm
01:03:03Follow my voice
01:03:06Wait here, come on this way
01:03:18Where are you?
01:03:30This way
01:03:35Oh
01:03:53Where are we now the car is the lex cave
01:03:58We'll be safe here I think
01:04:01Is that an opening I gotta make a signal in the center there's a cave heart
01:04:15Lauren saved me before and she can do it again. Ah, shut up. I'm in charge here. Hey
01:04:24Look
01:04:30So
01:04:39Kill me are you human? Yes
01:04:58What happened
01:05:01It's all my fault
01:05:04I was angry
01:05:15My boyfriend and I came across a tall fence last night
01:05:18Come on, babe. Have some faith
01:05:21We climbed it into this side of the crypto zoo
01:05:25It could be magic here
01:05:28Matthew was killed this morning
01:05:30and I
01:05:39I murdered the unicorn
01:05:44I carried matthew's body
01:05:47But I couldn't get him back across the fence. So I went looking for help
01:05:51Hello
01:05:52I called out but no one answered
01:05:56Then I found these beasts howling in their cages and I knew how they felt
01:06:01I
01:06:03Freed them
01:06:07They came after me
01:06:09But a winged horse appeared from nowhere held them off
01:06:16She saved me
01:06:19And then she guided us here
01:06:24So I could bury his body
01:06:27Oh
01:06:29Oh geez
01:06:34So you killed
01:06:38I i'm i'm so sorry
01:06:44We should have left the unicorn alone
01:06:50What
01:06:57So
01:07:09What is it it's jones tower it's falling
01:07:12You've got to get to her go
01:07:15gloria
01:07:17Stay right here
01:07:18If anyone's taking that gay horse, it's me with the baku
01:07:24No, let her go
01:07:27Lay off
01:07:29No, don't you please don't
01:07:36Come on girl you fucking freaks always stick together
01:07:42No
01:07:46Good job
01:07:48Oh
01:07:54Please forgive me
01:08:02Come back here land it you bitch
01:08:19So
01:08:23Oh my god
01:08:48Oh
01:08:56Oh my god
01:09:05Joe
01:09:08Steady steady
01:09:12Stay by the window
01:09:18Oh
01:09:38I'm okay. She's hot but I have her i've got you
01:09:49So
01:09:56He's dead
01:09:59Well now they can stuff them and put them on display
01:10:04You caused all this
01:10:06Now you're gonna get us out of here
01:10:08Where's this fence?
01:10:09We'll climb it
01:10:18No, no, no, it won't kill you but you should get to a hospital soon
01:10:25Calm them down. I can't I lost my tranquilizers in the crash then cut them off
01:10:35Oh god
01:10:38Jesus fucking mother of god, fuck it time to shoot the bitch. No
01:10:49Oh
01:10:59Come on
01:11:02So
01:11:17Wait
01:11:18Where is mariko? Who's that?
01:11:21The the weird looking pig thing it crawled into the cave. We gotta go back for her guys are there
01:11:25But that's hiding in the rocks. Come on. We gotta get out of the zoo. No
01:11:30I know what we'll do. We can ask the loose mala
01:11:34The lights they can mesmerize people cryptids, too
01:11:38We can ask them to guide all of the cryptids away from here far away from san francisco to safety
01:11:44The loose mala are kept in an auditorium. I know where it is. Take us there
01:11:49Let me get that belt off
01:11:51It's okay. I won't look at you. No, that never works. You'll glance at me and you'll die it always happens. Oh
01:11:57Wow
01:11:59Okay, take my arm and i'll guide us. I know where we are. I know how to get there. Really trust me
01:12:08I love you
01:12:17Take a right at the next path, right?
01:12:25You can't get out that way
01:12:28You gotta come up the top
01:12:31Gloria's at the window
01:12:34The komooty's choking the tower you'll be all right. We're almost there
01:12:43Hurry von jones
01:12:57Oh
01:13:18Help me, please. Where's the buckle? It uh went into the cave
01:13:28Oh, where are we now the mermaid goes we're almost there careful
01:13:37careful
01:13:40Who's mala yeah the gates closed there's a switch in the booth
01:13:54What the fuck
01:13:56Oh, um, hi, do you work here?
01:14:03Wait, we just want to open the gate. Who is it?
01:14:06There's a boy
01:14:07With a face in his gut and a woman with a caged bird
01:14:13Cleaning it's me phoebe
01:14:15It's okay
01:14:17Whatever you're doing. It doesn't matter right now
01:14:20We're trying to get to the light don't listen to that monster baby
01:14:24She's lying. They bought and captured you. They want you in a cage. She doesn't care about you
01:14:31None of them, please plenny. Remember the beautiful light. We just need to free them
01:14:36Don't come any closer. You can leave if you want to we won't tell anyone stop her
01:14:41If you are too chicken, I'll do it
01:14:44Give me the knife
01:14:46Give me the knife
01:14:47Please bad boy. You listen to your mother bastard boy. Thanks plenny
01:14:56Yes
01:15:17Joan
01:15:24Joan are you here?
01:15:33Joan her legs are weak. She's weak
01:15:38Oh
01:15:45Joan oh joan
01:15:50You're gonna be okay
01:15:53I failed
01:15:54lauren
01:15:56We failed them
01:15:58We should have had better security
01:16:01You shouldn't have been so
01:16:04Busted you had a beautiful dream and I believed in it
01:16:10But it wasn't gonna last
01:16:15Maybe now the cryptids can go back into hiding. Maybe it's better this way
01:16:22but
01:16:23Who will take care of them?
01:16:27They can take care of themselves joan
01:16:31They always have
01:16:34They want to be free
01:16:36No
01:16:38No
01:16:40Maybe we needed them more than they needed us, but I love them
01:16:50I do too
01:17:03Oh
01:17:31Baku where are you?
01:17:33apology
01:17:40Mariko right
01:17:45Oh, that's a pretty name
01:17:48But why do they think you're a girl
01:17:53Come home little piggy
01:17:57Oh fuck
01:18:03Jesus christ
01:18:06the fuck
01:18:09Oh
01:18:24Oh
01:18:33So
01:18:36So
01:19:01Luzmala
01:19:02Listen
01:19:03The crypto zoo has fallen
01:19:06Soldiers have come to capture all the free cryptids or worse
01:19:10Please help us
01:19:12Guide the cryptids out of here away from the city back into hiding
01:19:17They're so scared and confused, but you can shepherd them to safety
01:19:32Do they get it?
01:19:36I think they get you
01:19:46Glow blue if you understand
01:19:48And
01:19:55Far out
01:19:59They can take it but they're still trapped behind the glass, can you break it? Yeah, let's fucking break it
01:20:11If I turn plenny's mother to stone we can throw her at the glass
01:20:15Oh
01:20:18The glass is too thick wait
01:20:30The horn of the unicorn, okay
01:20:45Ah
01:20:47Ah
01:21:13Where are you going?
01:21:17Happening
01:21:21Bye-bye no lady
01:21:47So
01:22:17So
01:22:31Joe
01:22:47So
01:23:11Here we go
01:23:17So
01:23:27Uh
01:23:47Oh
01:24:17So
01:24:42Right
01:24:47So
01:25:00White
01:25:17So
01:25:47So
01:26:04So
01:26:17So
01:26:34Don't worry she's she's gonna be fine
01:26:39She's beautiful
01:26:42Come here
01:26:44Good girl
01:26:47Good girl
01:26:49Thank you
01:26:51Yeah
01:26:53You uh, you take care of yourself amber
01:26:57Come on maddie, let's go
01:27:17So
01:27:48So
01:28:02So
01:28:17So
01:28:31So
01:28:47So
01:29:18So
01:29:38So
01:29:47So
01:30:17You