AJ & Dana Vs Jackie & Dustin
Transcript
00:00It's time for the show where anything can happen because your imagination filled in the blanks.
00:07It's Mad Libs!
00:10And here's your host, David Sidoni!
00:20What's happening everybody? How you doing today?
00:23Alright, welcome to Mad Libs, the world's greatest word game.
00:27Now, Mad Lib, that's a story that has a few words missing.
00:30And then, you know what to do, it's up to you to fill in all the blanks with your own unusual words.
00:36On our show today, two teams are going to be competing in a whole bunch of physical and mental games
00:41and they're going to take that Mad Lib right off the page and bring it to life.
00:45I'm tired of talking about it though, let's start the game, bring out the team!
00:49Come on!
00:52Come on over here, guys!
00:55Alright, let's find out who we got playing today.
00:58First, we'll start over here with the red team. Red team, how you doing?
01:01Good, man!
01:02Alright, alright. AJ, how are you, man?
01:03I'm good, how about you?
01:04I'm good. Why don't you tell me something about yourself? You play any sports?
01:06Yeah, I play taekwondo. I'm a second degree black belt.
01:09Second degree black belt?
01:10Yeah.
01:11Wow, show me something!
01:12Alright, it's a little 360 kick.
01:14Woo! Alright! Sweet, dude!
01:17Good to have you here today and your teammate, Dana, how are you?
01:20I'm okay.
01:21Good, what do you like to do after school?
01:22Cheerlead.
01:23Cheerleader, huh?
01:24Yeah.
01:25Do you like to have a squad or just you and a bunch of friends yelling in the backyard?
01:27Yeah, I have a squad.
01:28You have a squad, okay.
01:29We went to Magic Mountain and won a trophy.
01:31Oh, cool! Congratulations!
01:32Well, that's the red team, let's meet their opponent, the blue team over here.
01:36How's it going, blue team?
01:37Hey, how are you?
01:38Good, I'm good. Jackie, how are you?
01:39Fine.
01:40Good, tell me about yourself. What do you like to do?
01:42I like to draw.
01:43Really? Is it like for fun or like in school?
01:47I like to do it for fun and in school.
01:49And in school, everywhere. Well, good, good to have you here today.
01:51And your teammate over here is Dustin, how are you doing, pal?
01:53Good, all right.
01:54Yeah, do you play any sports, bud?
01:55Yeah, I love football.
01:56Football player?
01:57Yeah.
01:58What position?
01:59Linebacker, inside linebacker.
02:00Inside linebacker?
02:01Yeah.
02:02Do you have a team?
02:03Yeah.
02:04What team?
02:05The Vikings.
02:06The Vikings? Give me a little something right here.
02:07All right, get ready to go!
02:08Give it up for the team!
02:09All right!
02:10I'm pumped up, these guys are pumped up.
02:13Here's what we're going to be doing.
02:15We're going to be putting some dynamite in the dictionary today,
02:17blowing that thing up as these two teams try and earn the most points
02:21in order to get a chance to go to the Maximal Mad Lib
02:23where they get a chance to win a trip to Planet Hollywood
02:27for a party for you and your friends!
02:32It's going to be sweet!
02:33In our first round, here's what we do.
02:35We let some of the viewers at home get in on the action
02:38as we give them a Mad Lib and ask them to fill in the words.
02:41Check this one out.
02:44Hi, my name is Tracy.
02:46I go to Fairhaven Academy.
02:47Here's my Mad Lib that's an itsy bit different.
02:50The itsy bitsy spider went up the cactus spout.
02:53Down came the rainbow and punched the spider out.
02:56Out came the dentist and dried up all the rain.
02:59So the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.
03:02And have a great game!
03:04All right!
03:06Well, Tracy did a little slant on that old rhyme there,
03:09so what we're going to do is take Tracy's words,
03:11turn it into a game for these guys.
03:13Let's go!
03:16Right over here.
03:17Right over here.
03:18Okay, here's what we're going to do.
03:19In our game, our players have to take these spiders.
03:22Guys, you go get in position.
03:24The girls, they take these things,
03:27and they have to run over here, take the spiders,
03:29throw them up in the cactus.
03:32Now, the guys have to catch them and put them in the bin.
03:34The team that gets the most spiders in the bin wins.
03:38But you got to be careful, because you know those cactuses,
03:40they have those spikes on them, so they can pop.
03:44And they're going to get all kinds of liquid rainbow
03:46coming down on the teammates.
03:48So be careful.
03:49Now, the team that has the most spiders in the bin
03:52in 45 seconds, you win.
03:53You get the 20 points.
03:54Are we ready to go?
03:55Yeah!
03:56Are we ready to go? Great.
03:57Let's put 45 seconds up on the clock.
03:59Put your goggles on.
04:02On your mark, get set, go!
04:05Here we go.
04:08All right, we got one through.
04:09We got two.
04:10That's a tie.
04:11One and one so far.
04:13Oh, oh, there's a little splash.
04:16That's the rainbow we were talking about.
04:18There's some more rainbow.
04:29I don't have time.
04:30Red team's still in the lead.
04:32There we go.
04:33Red team's still in the lead.
04:35They're up by one or two now.
04:37Blue team's catching up.
04:39Now it's just four to three.
04:42Blue team's just one behind.
04:49Blue team's two behind.
04:51That's it.
04:52That's it.
04:53That's it.
04:54All right, come on in.
04:55I think, is the last one going to count?
04:57All right, well, here's what happened.
04:58The blue team ended up getting one at the buzzer
05:00right after the buzzer.
05:01That one doesn't count.
05:02So your final score for the blue team,
05:04you guys ended up getting four.
05:06Guys, come on down here.
05:07The red team, they ended up getting seven of them.
05:10So that means the red team is our winner.
05:13Great job.
05:15Great job.
05:16Now that's what I call a rainbow.
05:18See, you can tell who won because AJ's got a little.
05:21Dustin, he's a mess.
05:23All right.
05:24Let's take a look at the score.
05:26That's 20 points for the red team.
05:28No points for the blue team.
05:30But don't worry about it, blue team.
05:32We've got tons of chances for you to get some more points
05:34like the next round, Madder Than You.
05:36Drop the goggles and let's go.
05:40All right.
05:48That was a blast.
05:49Come on in here.
05:50Come on in here.
05:51Hang out with me.
05:52That was fun.
05:53Tracy had some good words.
05:54Well, here's what we're going to do in this round.
05:56We're going to find out which teams matter than the other one.
05:58Now, you guys know how to be an expert Mad Libber, right?
06:00You've got to have a gigantic vocabulary.
06:02That way, more words fill in all the blanks.
06:05Here's how we play this one.
06:06I read you guys a category.
06:08You've got to rack your brains, try and come up with as many words as you can
06:10that fit into that category.
06:12To make things a little more different, you take this ball right here,
06:15pass the hot potato back and forth.
06:18Now, if someone gets a brain cramp, can't come up with an answer,
06:21then that category's over and the other team gets the five points.
06:24And please remember, you cannot repeat another player's answer
06:27or another form of the word.
06:29Okay?
06:30We've got two and a half minutes to go through as many categories as we can.
06:32Who wants to go first for the blue team?
06:35I guess I will.
06:36Okay, you go first.
06:37I'll go right here.
06:38All right, Aisha's going to go first.
06:39Cool, we're set to go.
06:40Guys, up first, here comes your first category.
06:43Things with eyes.
06:45Go.
06:46Cat.
06:47Uh, Ida.
06:49Dog.
06:51I don't think they gave you that one.
06:52I don't know what it was, but that means five points for the blue team.
06:56We're going to go on to the next category.
06:59Condiments.
07:00Condiments.
07:02Go.
07:06Oh, ketchup, mustard, that kind of stuff.
07:09All right, switch it out.
07:10Bring the guys in.
07:11We'll go to the next one.
07:12That's five points for the red team, so they get to go first.
07:15We're going to go words that start with the letter L.
07:18Go.
07:19Love.
07:20Look.
07:22Last.
07:23Long.
07:25Lurch.
07:26Life.
07:28Limp.
07:29Look it.
07:32That's a form of the word.
07:33Five points for the red team.
07:34Nice job.
07:35All right, next category.
07:36Here we go.
07:37We're going to sports equipment.
07:40Go.
07:42Knee pads.
07:44Um.
07:46Oh, that's five more for the red team.
07:49All right, here we go.
07:51Things found under the kitchen sink.
07:54Things found under the kitchen sink.
07:55Go.
07:56Pine sole.
07:57409.
07:58Pipes.
08:00Soap.
08:02Dirt.
08:03Dust.
08:05Sponges.
08:07Cloth.
08:09Uh, pipe drainer.
08:11Windex.
08:12That's a form of the word, the pipe drainer, because we had pipe earlier.
08:15That's a form of the word, so that's five points for the blue team.
08:20Going on to the next one, we're going to go to dairy foods.
08:24Dairy foods.
08:26Go.
08:27Ice cream.
08:28Milk.
08:29What did she say?
08:30Milk.
08:31Milk.
08:32That's what she said.
08:33Keep going.
08:34Too much time.
08:35Five points for the red team.
08:38Things a doctor uses.
08:41Things a doctor uses.
08:42Go.
08:43Stethoscope.
08:44Tweezers.
08:45Gloves.
08:46Knife.
08:48Tongue depressor.
08:50Eyewear.
08:52Um.
08:54That's five for the blue team.
08:56We're going on to the next one.
08:58Other ways to say hello.
09:00Go.
09:01Um.
09:02Blind Viaggie.
09:03Oh, my gosh.
09:04I think that's five.
09:05All right.
09:06Or, see, have a good trip.
09:07That's five more for the red team.
09:08Here we go.
09:09This one.
09:10Oh, that's it.
09:11Add it.
09:12And that's it.
09:13All right.
09:14All right.
09:15Yeah.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Good job.
09:18Come on in, blue team.
09:19Come on in, red team.
09:20Let's take a look at the scores.
09:21Blue team, you're on the board.
09:2215 points.
09:23Nice job.
09:24Way to go.
09:25Red team, they still keep the lead with 45 points.
09:26Yeah!
09:28Next up, it's time to get big as we go mega big to the Mega Stunt.
09:32That's where the team's got to use their brains, and we're going to see a little bit more physical action when we come back.
09:38Stay tuned.
09:40Welcome back to Mad Libs, and, man, we are having a great time, but, you know, we had to change Dustin's shirt because he had so much slap on him he thought he might catch cold.
10:02Let's take a look at the scores.
10:0315 points for the blue team.
10:05Yeah!
10:0645 points for the red team.
10:09Now it's time to get mega big at the Mega Stunt.
10:11Now let me ask you guys a question.
10:12Cowboys saddle, what do they saddle up?
10:15A horse.
10:16A horse, that's right.
10:17Except in Mad Libs, they saddle up all kinds of different crazy things.
10:20Like today, you're going to be saddling up this barrel of dynamite.
10:25That's right.
10:26These barrels of dynamite, what you've got to do is you've got to get on your barrel of dynamite, have your partner push you over here to the corral.
10:31Once you get to the corral, you grab a box of Kung Pao chicken, of course.
10:35Inside the box of Kung Pao chicken, you're going to find a word.
10:38You take the word, you bring it over here, and you stick it into the Mad Lib wall.
10:43Just like that.
10:44The first team to get four words into the wall is our winner.
10:49Oh, and don't forget, once you get all those four words and you get your 20 points, you get to ride off into the tongue set.
10:56Tongue set, get it?
10:58On your mark.
11:02Get set.
11:04Go!
11:05Ride them cowboys!
11:11All right, they lasted up the first one.
11:16They're going to take the box back, pull it out.
11:18They both got a word that time.
11:22It's one to one.
11:27Saddle up, grab the box, red team's getting the lead.
11:30Blue team gets it up.
11:34Now they got to get that word out of the box.
11:44Here they go.
11:50Blue team's got three, they're ahead.
11:53Red team catches up, now it's time to saddle up.
11:55Here we go.
11:57It's got chicken all over the place.
12:04This is it, it's a tie game.
12:05Who's going to get it back first?
12:08Who's going to get it in?
12:10Blue team!
12:12Blue team!
12:13That's it, blue team!
12:16Get over here, guys.
12:18Oh, man.
12:21That was so close.
12:22You see, I had to get down on my knees and check you both out like an umpire.
12:25Blue team beat the red team by just about that much.
12:28Let's take a look, see the words.
12:30You got laundry chute, grandparents, barf, and the one they shoved in at the last minute, cow pies.
12:38Now let's take those words and stick them in the Mad Lib.
12:41Let's check it out.
12:42Here comes the Mad Lib.
12:44This one's called www.madlibs.com.
12:49Computers and cow pies.
12:50Hmm, let's see.
12:52I was on the computer surfing the laundry chute, and I can't believe all the great grandparents you can find.
12:59My favorite sites are the ones that make you barf and teach you about cow pies.
13:05Ew.
13:07Wow, that's a messy website.
13:10All right.
13:11Not only do you guys give us some good laughs with your great words that you pulled out and just barely beat the red team,
13:16but for just barely beating them, you guys get 20 points added to your score.
13:20All right, blue team.
13:22Catching up.
13:24Red team, come on over here.
13:25Everyone, let's go over, turn it up a notch.
13:28It's time to go to a mixed-up Mad Lib.
13:30Come on.
13:36All right, cowboys and cowgirls.
13:39Great job so far.
13:41Look at the blue team catching up.
13:42Let's take a look at the scores.
13:4435 points for the blue team.
13:46Red team still in the lead with 45.
13:50Now it's time for this one-minute, 30-second head-to-head competition.
13:53This is where I read a mixed-up Mad Lib.
13:55That's a sentence that already has a crazy word inserted.
13:58Now it's up to you guys to buzz in and give me the correct answer.
14:02Now each one's worth 10 points.
14:0410 points.
14:05Blue team, one question.
14:07Tie game.
14:08Anybody's game here.
14:10Are you ready to go?
14:11Yes.
14:12This is it.
14:13This is to see who gets to go to the max.
14:14Let's put one-minute, 30 seconds on the clock.
14:17Girls go first.
14:19Here comes your first mixed-up Mad Lib.
14:22If you're confused about spelling, remember the old saying,
14:25I before E except after suffer.
14:28Dana.
14:29I before E except after C.
14:31C is correct.
14:32Guys in.
14:33He's furry, white, and lives near the North Pole.
14:36He's a pastrami bear.
14:38AJ.
14:39Polar bear.
14:40Yes.
14:41The top-selling LucasArts CD-ROM game bears the name Jedi Knight Dark Flowers.
14:47Dana.
14:48Darth Vader?
14:49No, incorrect.
14:50Jackie.
14:52Dark Forces.
14:53Forces.
14:55You're going to need a racket, a net, and a birdie if you want to play a game of beautician.
14:59Dustin.
15:00Badminton.
15:01Right.
15:03Egyptians used pictures to write with, which are called high-jump Olympics.
15:07Dana.
15:08Paraglyphics?
15:09Yes.
15:10It's a play, a book, and a movie.
15:11It's the Diary of Anne Tang.
15:14Anne Frankin.
15:15Franklin.
15:17Incorrect.
15:18Diary of Anne Frank?
15:19Frank.
15:20That's what we're looking for.
15:21My so-called life was just like Romeo and Juliet, said Claire Brain.
15:26Dana.
15:27Claire Danes?
15:28Yes.
15:29You can create sparks by chewing Lifesavers in the dark, but only if they're smithereen-flavored.
15:34Dustin.
15:37AJ.
15:38Everett.
15:39Wintergreen.
15:40Together, Matt LeBlanc and Lacey Chabert were lost in spaghetti.
15:44Jackie.
15:45Space?
15:46Yes.
15:47The rock group who sings Truly, Madly, Deeply is called Sandwich Garden.
15:51Dustin.
15:52Oh, Sandwich Garden.
15:53That was going to count, but it means the score is still 65.
15:56Red team won 95.
15:58They're our winners.
16:02Great game, you guys.
16:04Blue team played great, tell you what.
16:05Everyone's a winner here.
16:06We're going to give you guys some cool stuff.
16:08Here's what you get.
16:09You get the trivia game that's fun for the entire family.
16:11It's Disney Interactives.
16:12The D Show on CD-ROM.
16:14And the world's greatest word game.
16:16You get some Mad Lib books.
16:17Give it up for the blue team.
16:18You guys played a great game.
16:19Thanks.
16:20Red team.
16:23All right, all right, all right.
16:24You guys ready?
16:25Yeah.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Excited?
16:28Yeah.
16:29Let's go.
16:30All right.
16:33All right.
16:34Woo.
16:35Now it's time to move on.
16:36For the maximum Mad Lib, let's find out who from the red team is going to be given the clues.
16:41Dana's given the clues.
16:42Well, then you get the five magic words.
16:44They're in this envelope.
16:46Take them up there.
16:47Stick them in any of the clue areas that you like.
16:49Go for it, Dana.
16:50AJ and I are going to hang out right here.
16:52You guys hang out at home.
16:53Come back.
16:54We're going to watch them go for the grand prize in the match.
17:13Welcome back to Mad Libs.
17:16Now it's time to take it to the max as we do the maximum Mad Lib.
17:20During our break, Dana here, she took the five words.
17:23She placed them in any one of these clue areas that she wanted.
17:26Here's how the max works.
17:27There are five blanks.
17:29Dana gives the clues down to AJ.
17:31Those clues and those words fill in the Mad Lib.
17:34But you got to get them from these five areas.
17:37The first area, stuff it.
17:39One of my favorite areas because you take four marshmallows,
17:42shove them in your mouth, and got to say the word like this.
17:46Then you go to lick it.
17:48Lick the frosting.
17:49Spell the word.
17:50Use your tongue.
17:53This is draw it.
17:54Got some pens here.
17:55Grab the pens.
17:56Draw something that looks like the word.
17:59Over here is act it.
18:01Using just your acting skills, and remember, Dana, no talking over here.
18:05You have to do something to let AJ know what the word is.
18:08Then you come to mold it where you grab all this junk right here
18:12and turn it into something that hopefully looks kind of like the word.
18:16Each time AJ correctly guesses a word from Dana's clues,
18:19we're going to take it and slam it in the Mad Lib video board over there.
18:23Come over here, AJ.
18:24Now remember, bud, the more words you get, the better your chances to win.
18:28Five words, the grand prize is hidden beneath one of those words.
18:32So the better you do, the more chances to win.
18:34Ready?
18:35Yeah.
18:36Five minutes, 30 seconds on the clock, please.
18:39All right, red team, here we go.
18:41On your mark, get set, go.
18:45Looks like she's starting at draw it.
18:47Draw it.
18:48Category there is something slimy.
18:51Eel, putty, my brother, something under my bed, eyeballs.
18:59What is that?
19:00Dinosaur, turtle.
19:01Turtle?
19:02Or slug.
19:03Snail.
19:04Snail.
19:05Good job.
19:06Keep going.
19:08I'm just going to stuff it.
19:10Stuff it?
19:11Okay.
19:12Stuff it.
19:13Category there is something in a salad.
19:14Something in a salad?
19:15Lettuce, carrots, beans.
19:17Fish fries.
19:18Huh?
19:19Fish fries.
19:20Fish fries?
19:21Fish fries.
19:24Pass, pass, pass it.
19:26Spit those out.
19:27Ew.
19:28Nasty.
19:29All right, we're going to lick it.
19:31Okay, lick it.
19:32Category there is a type of rodent.
19:33A type of rodent.
19:34Rats.
19:35A type of rodent.
19:36Mouse.
19:37J.
19:38What is that?
19:39L.
19:40V.
19:41A.
19:42A.
19:43W.
19:44W.
19:45W.
19:46W.
19:47W-I.
19:48W-I.
19:49W-L.
19:50What?
19:51I can't get that.
19:52W-E.
19:53W-E.
19:54There you go.
19:55A type of rodent.
19:56Weasel.
19:57Weasel.
19:58Weasel.
19:59You got it.
20:00Go on.
20:01Hurry.
20:02She's going to go to active.
20:03Active.
20:04A category there is a noun.
20:05Stock.
20:06Stock.
20:07Stocking.
20:08Leg.
20:09Keep going.
20:10Stocking.
20:11Pantyhose.
20:12You got it.
20:13Nice job.
20:14Now we're going to go to...
20:15Oh.
20:16You slipped that one in last minute, so that's pretty good.
20:17Come on.
20:18Let's go over here.
20:19Come on down here, Dana.
20:20You guys did good.
20:21Now I'll tell you what.
20:22We're going to look at the words that you got, and we're also going to look at some of the
20:32words that you didn't get.
20:33Give me some of those categories.
20:34See if we can help you out.
20:35See if we can get some of those.
20:36Here come the words.
20:37The ones you got, and the ones you didn't get.
20:38Let's take a look.
20:39First up, snail.
20:40That was good.
20:41Nice drawing.
20:42That was really good.
20:43Are you an artiste?
20:44That's fabulous.
20:45Then we have pantyhose, which you guys got right at the last second.
20:46Mushy food, we actually didn't get to.
20:47Let's take a look and see what the mushy food was.
20:48Pudding.
20:49Weasel, you got.
20:50Once you got the W-E-A.
20:51And then snails.
20:52Weasel.
20:53Weasel.
20:54Weasel.
20:55Weasel.
20:56Weasel.
20:58Weasel.
20:59Weasel.
21:00Weasel.
21:01Weasel.
21:02Weasel.
21:03Weasel.
21:04Weasel.
21:05Weasel.
21:06Weasel.
21:07Weasel.
21:08Weasel.
21:09Weasel.
21:10Weasel.
21:11Weasel.
21:12Weasel.
21:13Weasel.
21:14Weasel.
21:15Weasel.
21:16Weasel.
21:17Weasel.
21:18Weasel.
21:19Weasel.
21:20Weasel.
21:21Weasel.
21:22Weasel.
21:23Weasel.
21:24Weasel.
21:25Weasel.
21:26Weasel.
21:27Weasel.
21:28Weasel.
21:29Weasel.
21:30Weasel.
21:31Weasel.
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