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00:30Oh, mon Dieu !
00:31Allô, pastel, putain !
00:32Mets-toi dehors !
00:33Parlons de ça !
00:35Oh, regarde !
00:36Mon ami de 500 pounds
00:37avec ses doigts de razor.
00:39Hey, hey !
00:40Reste calme !
00:41Oh, Vincent !
00:42Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
00:43Je vais te dire ce qui se passe.
00:44Snack here was supposed to score me
00:455 pounds of shrimp.
00:46I had a little problem
00:47with my distributor.
00:48Little problem ?
00:49All I got was cherry tomatoes.
00:51What ?
00:52You think you can jerk me around, pal ?
00:53Just cause I'm pink ?
00:54Let's all have a big laugh !
00:56Pink guy's eating itty-bitty tomatoes.
00:59Vincent, cool it.
01:00This isn't about color,
01:01so don't play the pink card.
01:03You owe me, gopher.
01:05Till then,
01:06you's both is on my list.
01:08Gabish !
01:12Hey, baby, how you doing ?
01:13Get lost.
01:14Thanks, buddy.
01:15Hey, check out my belly button.
01:17I'm using it as a pocket.
01:19Shrimp ?
01:21Not now, Snack.
01:22It's nap time.
01:23Good idea.
01:24Stay beautiful, big man.
01:25Bye, Dad.
01:26Whoa, whoa, whoa !
01:27Deara, where do you think you're going ?
01:28Out.
01:29Jenna's stuck up older sisters in heat,
01:31and we're gonna watch her lower her standards.
01:33Uh, you know how we always told you
01:35you could tell us anything ?
01:36Yeah.
01:37We're done with that.
01:38And sorry, you gotta babysit Hunter
01:39while Mom and I are at the show.
01:41Oh, come on, Dad,
01:42he could take care of himself.
01:43Besides, his rash grosses me out.
01:45You'll never catch me,
01:46General Zingulax !
01:49Hey, buddy !
01:50He's all yours.
01:54Hunter, catch.
01:57Oh, I missed you so much today, honey.
02:07Larry, what are you doing here ?
02:09Based on your tone,
02:10I'm guessing you're here for the show.
02:12Yeah, I'm here for the show.
02:14I'm here for the show.
02:16What are you doing here ?
02:17Based on your tone,
02:18I'm guessing the wrong thing.
02:19Yeah, you're supposed to be picking up my dad.
02:21You have to walk him to the show.
02:22What ?
02:23Is that today ?
02:24Yeah, remember ?
02:25I have a photo shoot for that calendar.
02:27Oh, come on, Kate !
02:28I mean, I know your dad's old and all, but...
02:30Larry, it's not because he's old,
02:31it's just his pre-show ritual.
02:33He likes to be escorted to the stage.
02:35What about my pre-show ritual ?
02:36It goes like this.
02:42I got an idea.
02:43How about you get your dad,
02:44and I'll do the photo shoot ?
02:45It's an all-female lion calendar.
02:49Miss July ?
02:50Come on, Larry, it'll mean a lot to him.
02:52Kate, this might come as a shock,
02:54but your father and I broke up.
02:56I don't love him anymore.
02:58Larry, please, just do it for me.
03:01Fine, fine.
03:02I haven't heard his lecture about Africa
03:05in about 48 hours now.
03:08Goodbye, sweetheart.
03:09Goodbye.
03:10I was talking to the couch.
03:15Sir Moody ?
03:16Sir Moody ?
03:22Who's that ? Who's that ?
03:23Larry.
03:24Larry ?
03:25Yeah !
03:27I thought you were some kind of
03:28whacked-out hippie gonna murder me.
03:31No, not me.
03:32No, no, not you.
03:33You have a different approach.
03:35You married my daughter.
03:36You're killing me slowly.
03:39Good one.
03:40Well, we gotta get to the show.
03:42Ah, yes, the show.
03:43Big celebrity in the crowd tonight.
03:46Larry, let me ask you a question.
03:49Do you sense the excitement on a night like this ?
03:52Way back there in the chorus
03:54with the less talented animals ?
03:58Not really.
03:59Nah, the last time I sensed any excitement
04:00was that time we couldn't wake you up.
04:04You know, when I grew up in Africa,
04:08I didn't crack one.
04:10Rica ?
04:11I didn't crack wise to my elders.
04:13But what would you know ?
04:15You're zoo trash.
04:16You spent your youth in a zoo,
04:18while I, I spent mine roaming the grasslands,
04:21hunting wildebeest, surviving by my wits,
04:24all the while dreaming of a country called America
04:28and its glittering crown jewel, Las Vegas.
04:33Huh, one of the hip salmon.
04:36Oh, look, the white tigers are heading over to the stage.
04:39I should say hello.
04:41We really need to get going.
04:43Hey, stripers, lazy throw-rug-looking wastes of fur,
04:47you do bupkis in the show.
04:50I'll come out there right now
04:51and move you up eight notches
04:53on the endangered species list.
04:56Fat !
04:58Okay, now I'm ready.
05:00Finally.
05:01Boy, what's your rush ?
05:03I was just thinking,
05:04maybe you need some time to stretch.
05:06I noticed you kind of grazed the hoop last night
05:08What are you saying ? I'm old ?
05:10No, I just...
05:11Feel these haunches, spring-loaded.
05:13No, I'm good.
05:14Feel them.
05:15I'd rather not.
05:16Do it !
05:17Don't touch me, fruit cup.
05:19Pointers, I'm as strong as ever.
05:22See you at the show.
05:26Thank you, thank you.
05:28I, of course, am Siegfried.
05:30And I am Roy.
05:32After being away for so long,
05:34these last few weeks of being back performing for you
05:36here in Las Vegas have been wonderful.
05:39Right, Siegfried ?
05:44Please accompany us now
05:45as we travel to the mystical land
05:47of the Pharaohs and Pyramids.
05:57And burn them.
06:01Oh, my God, they're gonna die.
06:03Siegfried and Roy are gonna die.
06:05Wow, Courtney Thorne Smith has a great living room.
06:08Yeah.
06:09Ah, Courtney.
06:11I licked her calves in a ginger ale at once.
06:14Something chorus boys never get to do.
06:17Okay, marbles, polish.
06:19Tinkles, glug-glug.
06:21Ginger, tushy.
06:23God, I love this business.
06:30Thank you, we are fine.
06:33Yeah, in fact, it was Siegfried and I
06:35who doused the flames putting out the fire
06:37which was burning.
06:39And now, we must stop and be very proud
06:41to be introducing to you our special guest.
06:43The vice principal for the United States,
06:46Dick Cheney.
06:50Cheney ? It's like the 10th time.
06:52And now, here they are,
06:54the magical white lions.
06:56Keep your eyes on the old pro tonight, Cupcake.
06:58I've got something really special planned.
07:01And now, the original white lion,
07:03it all began with the star of our show,
07:06the great Saboti.
07:18And now, we take to the air,
07:20to the light blue from above.
07:25Yeah, we did this before 18.
07:27What's this ?
07:29What's this, Larry ?
07:33What is he doing ?
07:35He's not supposed to be up on the ball.
07:40Roy, he's a kiddie. He's out of position.
07:43My hairpiece.
08:00Larry ?
08:12This would not have happened
08:14if you had flown your bicycle higher,
08:16further up away from the ground.
08:18Oh, it is the flying.
08:20No, it is your training of the kiddie.
08:23Yes, that's right.
08:25And now, we take to the air,
08:27to the light blue from above.
08:29Yes, it is your training of the kiddie.
08:31Yes, that is my conclusion.
08:33You know what I am conclusioning ?
08:35That you are hurtful to my person.
08:37That's it.
08:39I am disappearing myself to my room.
08:43Nein, Schweden !
08:45Enough of the weeping.
08:47It is time for the drying of our eyes
08:49and the doing of something.
08:51Yeah, yeah.
08:53We must do a change of the situation.
08:57I think it was pretty hysterical.
08:59It was not. It was horrible.
09:01Oh, come on. Did you see the look on Siegfried's face ?
09:03I saw the lion. He is born.
09:07Larry !
09:09Did you hear the news ?
09:11Samody is out of the show.
09:13That old bastard is out of here.
09:17Hello, Kate.
09:23What's happening now ?
09:25Ah, Simba was sad
09:27and then Darth Vader said some made-up African crap.
09:29It's not fair.
09:31My father doesn't deserve this.
09:33Right.
09:35I mean, there wouldn't even be a show without him.
09:37He is the show.
09:39Absolutely.
09:41Oh, my God. You're glad this happened.
09:43What are you talking about ?
09:45You've got happy tail.
09:47I do not. See ?
09:49You're pathetic.
09:51Come here.
09:53I hate you. Your dad's always hated me.
09:55That's not true.
09:57First time I met him, I try to be polite.
09:59I go to sniff his bottom. He sprays me.
10:01That was an accident.
10:03He ran after me backwards, shouting,
10:05Take a shower, hippie.
10:07Admit it, Kate. In his eyes, I'm zoo trash.
10:09I'm never gonna be showbiz royalty like you and him.
10:11You're missing the point.
10:13No, you're missing the point.
10:15Your dad's losing it. He's screwed up tonight. Bad.
10:17Siegfried and Roy absolutely made the right call.
10:19Mm-hmm.
10:21Larry, my dad's old.
10:23Why don't we just shoot him full of tranquilizers
10:25and push him in the dolphin pool ?
10:31Dad, are we gonna kill Grandpa ?
10:33Come here.
10:39I believe that children are our future.
10:43Teach them well and let them...
10:45All your shrimps right here, Vincent.
10:47Five pounds, icy cold.
10:49Wait a minute.
10:51There's only three shrimp here.
10:53Three shrimp do not make five pounds.
10:55Everything contracts when it's cold, Vincent.
10:57I've seen you coming out of the pool,
10:59and I know you know what I mean.
11:01You're dead, you rat bastard. Get over here.
11:03Rat bastard ? I'm a gopher.
11:05And my daddy married my mama.
11:07Hey, come here.
11:09Snack, we gotta talk.
11:11Hey, I'm here for you, big man. What's up ?
11:13Tip of the cactus, I'm old here, Larry.
11:15Or should I say, tip of the rug.
11:17Total jackass. Pity laugh.
11:19So, what's going on ?
11:21Kate's mad at me.
11:23I heard. Look, here's the problem.
11:25You were right about Sarmody,
11:27but you picked the wrong time to be right.
11:29But I am right. It doesn't matter.
11:31Your play in this situation, Larry,
11:33is to set aside your feelings for her dad
11:35and just be there for her.
11:37She needs you, man.
11:39And since when do you know so much about women ?
11:41Well, Larry, I find that if you really listen to women,
11:43you can pick up on important clues
11:45that are truly sensitive to their emotional needs.
11:47Snack, honey, are you gonna be done soon ?
11:49Woman, can't you see I'm talking ?
11:51Man, I hate seeing Kate so upset.
11:53Damn !
11:55If I could just get Sarmody's job back.
11:59Bold thinking, my chunky friend.
12:01I got it.
12:03What you need is someone who can talk to Roy.
12:05And I don't like to brag,
12:07but around these parts,
12:09I'm known as the human whisperer.
12:11No one's ever called you that.
12:13Not even once. We're animals.
12:15We can't talk to humans.
12:17Larry, king of the jungle,
12:19prepare to have your mind blown.
12:23They're not gonna take my dignity !
12:31A little more argon than usual
12:33for tonight's meditation, Leopold.
12:37This unhappiness has given me a new cause, Fitz,
12:39and I must vanquish him.
12:45You see, when humans meditate,
12:47their brains are more receptive to subliminal stimuli.
12:49That's S-T-I-M-U-L-I, no E.
12:51Fine, I'll move on.
12:53A portal opens, allowing my thoughts and desires to enter.
12:55Where do you get this stuff ?
12:57I read, Larry.
12:59And I make things up.
13:01Just do it.
13:09Good evening, Roy.
13:11Are you comfortable ?
13:13Uh, yeah.
13:15Hey, we're in.
13:17How about this weather we've been having ?
13:19They say it's a dry heat,
13:21but tell that to my armpits.
13:23Snack, hurry up, come on.
13:25Okay.
13:27You will keep Sarmody in the show.
13:29Yeah.
13:31As the star.
13:33As the star.
13:35Okay, repeat after me.
13:37Keep Sarmody in the show.
13:39As the star.
13:41I will call my father and let him know I forgive him.
13:43What ?
13:45Keep Sarmody in the show.
13:47Do you hear me, you stupid human ?
13:49Keep...
13:57Hey, Roy, how's it hanging ?
14:07Roy, are you there ?
14:09Roy, are you there ?
14:11Oh my God !
14:15Roy, what is happening ?
14:17Why are you making of a commotion ?
14:19I am fine.
14:21Larry, he saved my life.
14:23Oh, as you saved his long ago.
14:25Can it be ?
14:27Fate has spoken.
14:29The circle is complete.
14:33Larry is our new star.
14:35I am happy, I am sad.
14:37What if I made you a beer cabbage ?
14:45What a night.
14:47You know, Ginger, it was touch and go there for a moment.
14:49But in the end, I saved it.
14:51When are you gonna tell him he lost his job ?
14:55Yeah, all the greats improvise.
14:57Sammy Davis Jr. once set Lola Falana on fire.
14:59Then tapped out the flames with his magic feet.
15:01I miss you, you amazing one-eyed midget.
15:05Mom, suck up.
15:07Dad, we need to talk about the show.
15:11Ah, the show.
15:13I think I'll do it for another 10 or 15 years.
15:15Then I'll hand it off to Hunter.
15:17Would you like that, boy ?
15:19That'd be neat.
15:21I love him.
15:23But that kid bums me out.
15:25Dad, there's something I have to tell you.
15:27Oh my God, I knew it.
15:29He knocked you up again.
15:31Ah, oh, you guys are talking.
15:33I can come back later.
15:35What do you have behind your back ?
15:37Nothing, nothing.
15:39What, are we playing a fakakta game ?
15:41Let me see it.
15:43Hey, that's mine.
15:45I must have dropped that on stage during all the hoo-ha.
15:47Thanks.
15:49Ah, I'm lit.
15:51Now let's find you that nurse's outfit.
15:53Ah.
15:55Je ne pouvais pas le lui dire.
15:57Eh bien, il y a quelque chose d'autre qu'il ne peut pas lui dire.
15:59Je suis le nouveau lien d'adaptation dans le show.
16:01Merde.
16:03Regarde, je me suis senti mal à cause de notre lutte,
16:05alors je veux voir Sigfried et Roy.
16:07All right, Sierra, out.
16:09Pourquoi je ne suis jamais inclus dans les discussions adultes ?
16:11De toute façon, je veux que ton père revienne au travail.
16:13Snack a dit qu'il pouvait parler aux humains.
16:15Il est tombé dans un casque de gaz.
16:17Blah, blah, blah, long story short,
16:19je suis la nouvelle star.
16:21C'est un peu bizarre, mais c'est un peu bizarre.
16:23Je suis vraiment désolé. Je ne voulais jamais que ça se passe.
16:29Larry, c'est OK.
16:31J'apprécie vraiment ce que tu as essayé de faire.
16:33Vraiment ?
16:35Oui, et si quelqu'un doit être le nouveau lien d'adaptation,
16:37je suis contente que ce soit toi.
16:39Merci, chérie.
16:43Je pense que je vais lui dire.
16:45Non, non, celui-ci est le mien.
16:47Je vais lui le dire.
16:49Je sais qu'il n'est pas mon plus grand fan,
16:51mais il devrait vraiment venir de moi.
16:53Je reviendrai plus tard,
16:55puis on va couler et regarder Conan.
16:57Est-ce que tu parlais à moi ou à la couche ?
16:59Allons à 12h30 et voyons ce qui se passe.
17:03Tout de moi.
17:05Quand je prends tout de moi.
17:07Salut les gars, comment allez-vous ce soir ?
17:09Bien, et vous, monsieur, est-ce que c'est votre femme,
17:11ou avez-vous perdu un bet ?
17:13Sarmody, il y a quelque chose que je dois vous dire.
17:15Quoi ? Vous réalisez finalement
17:17que vous n'êtes pas assez bon pour ma fille ?
17:19Non, non, non, ce n'est pas ça.
17:21J'enregistre ici,
17:23et chaque seconde que vous avez passé à râler,
17:25je pourrais m'améliorer encore plus.
17:27En fait, c'est à l'heure du défilé.
17:29Vous savez comment j'ai resté au top pour si longtemps ?
17:31Ce n'est pas juste de bonne nourriture.
17:33C'est mon éthique de travail,
17:35éclatée dans l'espace.
17:37Quand je suis né en Afrique,
17:39Vous avez été tirés,
17:41votre fou fou !
17:43Ils t'ont tiré et ils m'ont fait le nouveau leader.
17:45Friedenreich me l'a donné.
17:47Merde.
17:51Je suppose que
17:53une partie de moi savait que ça allait arriver.
17:55C'était un gros défi.
17:57Je vous ai dit
17:59à l'époque où j'ai travaillé avec le grand Jackie Gleason ?
18:01C'était une bonne époque.
18:03Oui, monsieur.
18:05C'était une bonne époque.
18:15Tu es mon soleil.
18:17Mon seul soleil.
18:23Tu me rends heureux.
18:25Arrête ça.
18:27Ok.
18:29Je ne sais pas quoi dire.
18:31Je ne sais pas comment te chanter.
18:33Et je ne sais pas si je peux suivre tes pas.
18:35Il y a une façon de le savoir.
18:45Au moins, tu n'es pas un tigre.
18:47Oui, j'ai entendu qu'ils faisaient de la pub.
18:51Allez, je t'emmène à la maison.
18:53T'emmèner à la maison ?
18:55Comme si j'avais besoin de ton aide ?
18:57Pourquoi tu condescend un petit schmendreich ?
18:59Tu veux un morceau de moi ?
19:01Non, je ne veux pas.
19:03Regarde-les.
19:05Ils s'aiment.
19:07Oui, oui.
19:09J'ai une idée.
19:11C'est la même idée que moi ?
19:13Oui.
19:15Pour remercier Samori pour ses années de service,
19:17pourquoi ne pas l'emmener avec Larry et sa fille Kate ?
19:19Il les aime tellement.
19:21Ah, il les aime.
19:23Non !
19:25Et ainsi, nous fermons le livre
19:27sur un autre jour de magie et de mystère.
19:29Non, pas encore.
19:31Maintenant.
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