The.Outlaws.S03e02.
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00:00God, I don't know how my girlfriend's going to take this.
00:07You're not telling your girlfriend.
00:09Anne-Marie says that trust is the bedrock of a relationship.
00:12She broke up with her husband because he finished watching Ozark without her.
00:15Relationships don't have a bedrock.
00:17It's all fine in the beginning when it's all roses and Prosecco.
00:23Before you know it, you're asking Alexa to tell you she loves you.
00:27You can't tell your girlfriend that we buried a body.
00:30No.
00:31God bless this grave.
00:32Send your holy angels to watch over it.
00:35Amen.
00:36Rest in power.
00:37Oh, God.
00:38We don't ever deserve to be happy.
00:39We are bad people.
00:42No, we're not.
00:46We did a bad thing.
00:47Again?
00:48Again, yes.
00:49But it's over.
00:52Our guilt is buried.
00:53As of this moment, we can be good.
00:57You have to give yourself permission to be happy.
01:00I asked you to clear this up, and you've done nothing.
01:17Stop making excuses.
01:18You keep making promises, and then you keep breaking them.
01:25It's not good enough.
01:26If you don't take care of this, I'll speak to someone who can, and that won't be good
01:32for you.
01:33Are you spying on me?
01:34No.
01:35I'm just going to make a coffee.
01:36Do you want one?
01:37Yeah, thanks.
01:38I was just on the phone to my bank, in case you're wondering.
01:50Hey, so when you was in London, what was it that Smiler said to you that night in the
01:56hotel room, to make you go to that meeting?
01:59What?
02:00No, I'm just trying to understand why you'd meet with him that night, that's all.
02:05He grabbed me.
02:07He was threatening.
02:08Okay, but once he let you go, you didn't have to go to the meeting.
02:14He said the dean's going to beat the charges, and when he's out, he's going to kill you
02:18and all your friends.
02:19So you go to the meeting, and Smiler's unconscious, and then you're attacked by a mysterious stranger?
02:27Yes, like I said.
02:29And then once Smiler was stabbed, and then you knocked the attacker out, why did you
02:35help Smiler?
02:36Well, why didn't you just get the hell out of there?
02:38I was on my way out, and then he called out.
02:43Help me.
02:46I say, I can't, and he says.
02:49Once the dean gets out, he's coming for you and your friends, but I have pertinent information
02:54that will guarantee a custodial conviction and ensure that he's never released.
02:58Well, he was very eloquent for a man with a knife in his guts.
03:01Those weren't his exact words, but that was the gist.
03:06This information, what was it?
03:09Never found out.
03:11Did you ask him?
03:12Yeah, of course I asked him.
03:13I kept asking him, but he was just mumbling these random words.
03:18Flop, sponge, 209.
03:23What does that mean?
03:24Nothing.
03:25No, it's got to mean something.
03:27Oh my god, why are you giving me the third degree?
03:29Do you not believe me?
03:32Yeah, of course I do.
03:35I was just looking for clues.
04:13Oh my god.
04:37This is reactive, Myrna.
04:39You know violence undermines honesty.
04:41No, Sean.
04:42A man out there just got beaten half to death because people like us just talk about change
04:45instead of changing things.
04:47The plane leaves in two hours.
04:48Then you better get going.
04:51Don't do this.
04:53Come with me.
04:55We can still make change from Canada.
05:00Change must come through the barrel of a gun.
05:02Chairman Mao.
05:04Nice role model.
05:06I have to do this, Sean.
05:07And if you can't support me in that, then you should just leave.
05:12I'm sorry.
05:32I don't strictly have to do that.
05:34Their mum's probably going to get them from Montreal anyway now.
05:37So I don't have to actually go back.
05:40Myrna?
05:42Did you hear me?
05:45No.
05:46Sorry.
05:47Is everything OK?
05:49You haven't eaten anything.
05:52I don't have much of an appetite.
05:55What were you saying?
05:57I meant to fly back to Toronto tomorrow.
06:00But I was thinking maybe I could stay in Bristol a bit longer.
06:06Get a hotel so we could see more of each other.
06:10No, I don't think so.
06:12Oh.
06:14OK.
06:15I mean, why get a hotel when I have a queen-size bed?
06:22Are you sure?
06:24We have to give ourselves permission to be happy.
06:27Oh.
06:32It's been six months since I last used drugs or alcohol.
06:36Almost fell off the wagon when they told me I wasn't famous enough
06:39to go on celebsco dating.
06:41Especially when they'll take girls from Love Island
06:43who have to provide two utility bills to prove who they are.
06:47So, yes, there are moments of stress
06:51when I want to self-medicate.
06:55Like now.
06:57I've just found out that if I ever want to be a mother,
07:02I only have two months to get pregnant.
07:06And it's dredging up all sorts of feelings.
07:14My mother killed herself.
07:16My dad was never there.
07:19I am an addict.
07:24With my DNA, am I even fit to be a mother?
07:29Your daughter maintains you mismanaged money
07:32bequeathed to her by her late mother.
07:35She's suing for the entire amount.
07:38£4 million.
07:40She's an alcoholic.
07:41What's she buying with £4 million, a new liver?
07:43Well, we don't want this going to court next week,
07:45I'm sure Greg can be persuaded to accept.
07:48Who?
07:49Greg Dillard.
07:50Your daughter's legal adviser.
07:52You've met him, sir.
07:53Have I?
07:54Yes, sir.
07:55Gangly.
07:56Glasses.
07:57No, I can't place him.
07:58Dresses like a Polish Mormon.
07:59No.
08:00He looks like what you'd draw
08:01if you were playing Pictionary
08:02and the card said giant paedophile.
08:04I asked Greg Dillard.
08:05I know him.
08:09Oh, God.
08:10Oh, God.
08:11Oh, God.
08:12Oh, God.
08:13Oh, God.
08:14Oh, God.
08:22Greg earned a third-class law degree
08:24from the University of Smedick.
08:26Didn't that used to be a polytechnic?
08:28Used to be a car wash.
08:29The entry requirement is just turn up.
08:33Dillard's hobbies include chess,
08:35country walks
08:36and soliciting prostitutes for oral sex.
08:38He sounds like an archbishop, I know.
08:40Oh.
08:41Spencer here worked alongside...
08:43Above.
08:45...with Dillard at Northcote Marling.
08:47We retained his services,
08:48which is essential to know
08:49what your enemy is going to do
08:51before they do.
08:52At his previous firm,
08:53was Dillard trusted to work the big cases?
08:55Sir, he wasn't trusted to work the photocopier.
08:58After 11 years, he wasn't promoted once,
09:00so he walked out on the arm
09:01of a paralegal named Anne-Marie.
09:04First message.
09:05Hi, love.
09:06Me again.
09:07It's, um, 9.30 p.m.
09:09Let me know what you had for dinner.
09:11I grabbed a kid's dresser.
09:13Give me a bell whenever.
09:15Next message.
09:16Hey, love.
09:17I meant to say,
09:18there's a moussaka from Lidl in your fridge
09:20that needs eating by tomorrow.
09:22It's 10.17 p.m.
09:24I'm on the mobile.
09:25Next message.
09:26Do not eat the moussaka.
09:28It's now 12.30 a.m.,
09:29so it's past its use-by date.
09:31Repeat.
09:32Moussaka is spoiled.
09:34Next message.
09:35All right, love.
09:36It's your boyfriend,
09:38Greg.
09:41Since then,
09:42he's been peddling legal advice online.
09:44He's had two cases in six months,
09:46the biggest of which
09:47was working for a businessman
09:48called John Halloran,
09:49who was suing his father
09:51for control of the family business.
09:52Did he win?
09:53No, Your Lordship.
09:55Greg lost so badly,
09:56the judge gave him a hug.
09:58Halloran Jr. is still paying costs
10:00and has a seat on the company board,
10:02but no power or authority.
10:04So, all are agreed
10:05that we accept the middle estimate
10:07of 40,000.
10:08Yes.
10:09All are not agreed.
10:10Well,
10:11I don't see why we need
10:12air conditioning on the factory floor.
10:14We've been through this, John.
10:16Working conditions
10:17are becoming really tough
10:18in the summer months.
10:19The union have been
10:20lobbying about this for years.
10:22It's a good,
10:23strategic give to them.
10:25The last thing we need
10:26is a walkout.
10:27Let them walk out.
10:28There's Ukrainians
10:29gagging for this kind of work.
10:31Just think about
10:32what the company gains, Dad.
10:34A committed workforce
10:35that feels supported.
10:36I mean,
10:37that's key to hitting
10:38production targets.
10:39Oh, hello.
10:41Anyone order a taxi?
10:43I'm an executive driver, Dad.
10:45And you should
10:46listen to your board.
10:47And you should
10:48get to the station.
10:50The London train
10:51will be in soon.
10:52And those real businessmen
10:53will need cabs.
11:00And a deep breath out.
11:03And repeat with me.
11:05I am blooming as a flower
11:07and float through stress
11:08like petals.
11:11I'm blooming as a flower.
11:17John.
11:19Can we talk about
11:20your old man?
11:21He's getting worse.
11:22Well, you knew
11:23what he was like
11:24when you got into
11:25business with him.
11:26Yeah, I know.
11:27But he's twice
11:28as stubborn now.
11:29Can you have a word with him?
11:30I can't.
11:31No.
11:32Sorry.
11:33Not my job anymore.
11:34I'm on a different path.
11:35Please, John.
11:36I owe you.
11:37No.
11:38I'm sorry.
11:39No.
11:40He stays out of my way.
11:41I stay out of his.
11:46If I go to trial,
11:48is there any chance
11:49this Dillard
11:50can win the case?
11:51There's more chance
11:52of Megan
11:53letting Harry
11:54FaceTime his dad.
11:55If you're saying
11:56Gabby's lawyer
11:57is a whore-mongering
11:58imbecile
11:59with the face
12:00of a kiddie fiddler,
12:01why am I settling?
12:02Because your good name
12:03will be dragged
12:04through the courts,
12:05my lord.
12:06We want to settle this
12:07and be done with it.
12:09How much
12:10are you proposing
12:11I offer my daughter?
12:20Are you fucking high?
12:24Is it legal
12:25to film people
12:26without their consent?
12:27Did they worry
12:28about consent
12:29when they caught
12:30Jack the Ripper?
12:31Were they never
12:32caught Jack the Ripper?
12:33Yeah.
12:34Look,
12:35I'm using
12:36my initiative
12:37as a trusted PCSO
12:39to follow up
12:40on a lead
12:41that was brought
12:42directly to me
12:43by DS Elforth.
12:48If these guys
12:49are hiding something,
12:50I'll soon find out
12:51about it.
12:53Check this out.
12:55Day three
12:56in the Big Brother house.
12:58And after last night,
12:59the hot tub
13:00will need draining.
13:01No.
13:02I'll do the accents,
13:04alright?
13:06Diane is prepping
13:07for today's task,
13:08surveillance.
13:10Stan
13:11is getting her
13:12a protein shake
13:13and a large pasty
13:15with his own money.
13:33♪
14:04♪
14:17I've got to go.
14:19Stay.
14:23Oh, you make me
14:24so wet.
14:29Just walking in,
14:30just coming home.
14:31Hi.
14:32Hi.
14:33Sarah's just leaving.
14:34Yeah.
14:35Oh, bye, Sarah.
14:36Alright, see ya.
14:37Bye.
14:43So,
14:44what did they say?
14:45Well,
14:46they upped the offer
14:47substantially.
14:48How substantially?
14:51A quarter of a million pounds?
14:52You're welcome.
14:53Amazing, right?
14:54Wrong,
14:55it's not enough.
14:56Sorry, what?
14:57My mother left me
14:58four million pounds, Greg.
14:59My dad pissed it away.
15:00I'm not letting him
15:01get away with this.
15:02We can't win.
15:03I've never tried
15:04a case in open court.
15:05You'll be fine.
15:06It's just a lot of
15:07objection, overruled,
15:08you can't handle the truth.
15:09Your father's got
15:10a team of top lawyers
15:11with unlimited resources.
15:12I bought my laptop
15:13at a car boot sale.
15:14Take the settlement,
15:15alright?
15:16A quarter of a million
15:17is a lot of money.
15:18Raising a baby
15:19will cost way more.
15:21Have you decided?
15:22Are you having a baby?
15:23I haven't,
15:24I haven't quite decided yet.
15:26Well, what does Sarah think?
15:28I haven't told her yet.
15:30Don't you think
15:31you should mention it?
15:32No, I will,
15:33you know,
15:34I just have to find
15:35the right moment.
15:36Don't you think
15:37she'll make the most
15:38wonderful mother?
15:40Yeah,
15:41yeah,
15:42yeah,
15:43I think she probably will.
15:44What?
15:45Well,
15:46you just,
15:47you haven't always
15:48chosen the best girlfriends.
15:49Such as?
15:50That Russian gymnast.
15:51Olga was beautiful
15:52and very caring.
15:53She stole
15:54eight thousand pounds
15:55from you.
15:56To get her father
15:57out of prison.
15:58We've been through this,
15:59that was her husband.
16:00What's this got to do
16:01with Sarah?
16:02Well,
16:03how well do you know her?
16:04You know,
16:05what's her background,
16:06family history?
16:07Has she got savings?
16:08Speeding tickets?
16:09Addiction issues?
16:10A criminal record?
16:11Who do you think she is?
16:12Me?
16:13I just think
16:14you need to find out
16:15if she'd be a suitable mother
16:16before you raise
16:17a child with her.
16:30What makes you
16:31so sure
16:32they'll say something
16:33in the shed?
16:34PCSO instinct.
16:35You can't teach
16:36this kind of hunch.
16:37Wish I could.
16:38I could charge a fortune.
16:39I'm glad you can't
16:40because I'd be broke.
16:41Unless you give me
16:42an eight to eight.
16:43I wouldn't.
16:46I couldn't sleep
16:47last night.
16:48You know that story
16:49the tell-tale heart?
16:50About the bloke
16:51who kills someone,
16:52buries the body,
16:53thinks he can still
16:54hear the heart beating?
16:55That's happened to me.
16:56Please,
16:57stop panicking.
16:58It's not
16:59panicking.
17:00How?
17:01I can't shake
17:02the image of the body.
17:03Lying there,
17:04still,
17:05completely lifeless,
17:06staring up at me,
17:07nothing behind the eyes.
17:09No, he's just talking
17:10about his sex life.
17:11I don't ever want
17:12to be put in that
17:13position again.
17:14There we go.
17:21What's your verdict
17:22on Rani?
17:23You mean
17:24I think she's a psycho?
17:25Yeah.
17:26She turned up
17:27yesterday with her body.
17:28All business.
17:30Ice cold
17:31and calculated.
17:35Yeah, I know.
17:36I mean,
17:37despite the position
17:38that she's in,
17:39she just seems
17:40to show no emotion.
17:41That is what scares me.
17:44I don't know
17:45what she's capable of.
17:46Yeah, and
17:47furthermore,
17:48she's got us
17:49doing her dirty work
17:50again.
17:51She just clicks
17:52her fingers
17:53and we all jump.
17:54Totally,
17:55you feel me?
17:56So cool.
17:57Can you believe
17:58there was a time
17:59I thought I was
18:00in love with her?
18:02Did you know that?
18:03No.
18:04It doesn't surprise me.
18:05He's been eye-banging
18:06me since day one.
18:07No, he's only human.
18:14That beanpole
18:15told me he loved me too.
18:16I had to mace him
18:17once because he
18:18tried to jump my bones.
18:20You know the issue?
18:22Your uniform's too tight.
18:23It drives men
18:24crazy.
18:25And you're like
18:26a filthy lizard.
18:37Hey.
18:38John, come here.
18:39Greg.
18:41Mona.
18:44So this morning
18:45I drilled Rani.
18:46You had sex
18:47with a murderer,
18:48you horndog.
18:49Drilled her for information.
18:51She told me
18:52that Smiler said
18:53when Nadim gets out
18:54he's gonna come
18:55and find us.
18:56So we can all
18:57celebrate together
18:58with the ploughmans?
18:59Nice game of darts?
19:00So he can kill us.
19:02Even me?
19:03Yeah.
19:04So unfair.
19:05I barely did anything
19:06in this group.
19:07I'm like Bez.
19:08This is my punishment
19:09for letting Sean move in.
19:11For giving myself
19:12permission to be happy.
19:13Look,
19:14she also said
19:15that Smiler
19:16may have some information
19:17which could put
19:18the Dean inside
19:19for certain.
19:20What information?
19:21We need that information?
19:22What's the information?
19:23Well, it's hard
19:24because she said
19:25that he was rambling
19:26that she could only
19:27make out a few words
19:28and numbers.
19:29Flop sponge knee
19:30two oh nine.
19:31What three words?
19:32Flop sponge knee?
19:33No,
19:34what three words?
19:35Flop sponge knee
19:36he just said.
19:37Yeah,
19:38what three words?
19:39He just said.
19:40Greg!
19:41The mapping software
19:42called What Three Words.
19:44What?
19:46Every three square metres
19:47of the entire world
19:48has been designated
19:49three random words.
19:50It's navigation software.
19:51It's used by
19:52delivery drivers,
19:53emergency vehicles,
19:55cab drivers.
19:56I still don't understand.
19:59Smiler was given Rani
20:01a very specific location.
20:03Flop
20:04sponge
20:05knee.
20:06Yeah.
20:08It's a storage facility
20:09in London.
20:11So,
20:12do we think
20:13that Smiler could be
20:14storing something there?
20:15Maybe.
20:16Well, so we're just
20:17believing Rani now?
20:18Well, why would she
20:19make that up?
20:20To bolster her lies
20:21so that we just believe
20:22she didn't kill Smiler
20:23in cold blood.
20:25What if Rani's
20:26telling the truth?
20:27I mean,
20:28it makes sense
20:29that the Dean wants to stand.
20:30If this information
20:31is enough
20:32to keep the Dean
20:33inside for good,
20:34can we afford
20:35not to believe her?
20:36According to their website
20:37they've got hundreds
20:38of units.
20:39We'd never find Smiler's.
20:40Unless
20:41it's number 209.
20:46I guess we could
20:47drive up to London
20:48and check it out.
20:50It says they use
20:51state-of-the-art
20:52thumbprint access.
20:53Oh.
20:54So,
20:55we just dig up Smiler
20:56and hack off his thumbs?
20:59Yeah.
21:01No.
21:02No, no, no.
21:03No, no, no, no.
21:04No!
21:05What other choice do we have?
21:06We have to know
21:07what's in the storage facility.
21:08No, no.
21:09We bear it our guilt.
21:11We're good people again.
21:13...petals in the wind.
21:14I am breathing as a flower
21:15and flow through
21:16a stress like petals
21:17in the wind.
21:18I am blooming as a flower
21:19and flow through
21:20a stress like petals
21:21I swear to God.
21:24Hey.
21:27Me and you?
21:29We can never happen.
21:30Okay?
21:31What?
21:32Look.
21:33You're a handsome guy.
21:34Sure.
21:35And like a bit rough.
21:37I would have
21:38ruined you.
21:40But you're a convicted felon.
21:42And I'm a PCSO.
21:44I'm sorry.
21:45I know
21:46how much this must hurt.
21:47But listen.
21:49I'll send you
21:50a nude selfie
21:51to remember me by.
21:53It's the best I can do.
21:56Also,
21:57you two.
21:58No fighting over me,
21:59all right?
22:00That's an order.
22:01Blame it on my juice.
22:03Lizzo.
22:04I tonic.
22:05Lizzo.
22:06I tonic.
22:19That's it.
22:21Oh God, that's it.
22:23Can you drive?
22:25You want to swap places?
22:27No, do you have
22:28a clean driving license?
22:30I didn't know
22:31it was needed,
22:32but yeah.
22:35Oh.
22:39Oh, Gabby.
22:40Are you making the most
22:41of your annual ISA allowance?
22:45Yeah.
22:46What would you do
22:47if you saw a toddler
22:49swallow a marble?
22:51Okay,
22:52something is going on with you.
22:53What is it?
22:55So these polyps,
22:56they could come back.
22:57So if I want to be a mother,
22:58then I have to get pregnant
22:59in the next two months.
23:00So,
23:01do you want to have a baby with me?
23:02Gabby,
23:03how long have we been together?
23:05Oh,
23:06I'm really bad with dates.
23:07Um,
23:08is it five months?
23:09Three weeks.
23:10So you're saying
23:11you're ready for the next stage?
23:12Great.
23:13No,
23:14I'm saying having a baby together
23:15is a bit sudden.
23:16Even for lesbians.
23:17We never even got a cat.
23:19I don't have
23:20the luxury of time.
23:22No.
23:23I know you don't.
23:25But I do.
23:28And I
23:29cannot express
23:30any more
23:31I cannot express
23:32enough the importance
23:33of detailed notes
23:34to be taken
23:35at the crime scene
23:36describing
23:37the location,
23:38the layout,
23:39the condition of the scene itself.
23:40Oh,
23:41time's run away with me.
23:42Next week,
23:43we will get onto
23:44interview procedure
23:45and techniques
23:46once the suspect
23:47is in custody.
23:48That's all.
23:49Wow.
23:51Woo!
23:52Thank you.
23:55Ma'am,
23:56can I ask you something?
23:57Yeah.
23:58If you were to taser someone,
23:59where would you aim?
24:00Or the knackers?
24:02Whichever feels right for you.
24:04Knackers, then.
24:05Yeah.
24:06Just so you know,
24:07my, uh,
24:08surveillance operation
24:09at City Farm
24:10is on like Donkey Kong.
24:12What surveillance operation?
24:14Oh,
24:15surveillance instigated
24:16by D.S. Selfworth
24:17when he came to visit me.
24:18Rob visited you?
24:20D.S. Selfworth's name's Rob.
24:21I never even
24:22thought it was a Rob.
24:23Yeah,
24:24what did you think it was?
24:25I don't know,
24:26just Selfworth.
24:27You know,
24:28like Cher.
24:29He has two names.
24:30Like other humans.
24:31Huh.
24:32What did he want?
24:33Oh,
24:34he was just checking details
24:35of that day
24:36that you arrested
24:37the drug dealer guy,
24:38the Don.
24:39The Dean?
24:40See,
24:41he's got one name.
24:42Checking which details?
24:44Well,
24:45various things.
24:46If you ever
24:47had any private meetings
24:48with Randy Rakowski.
24:51Is everything all right,
24:52ma'am?
24:53Yes.
24:54He was just,
24:55um,
24:56getting our case in order
24:57for the trial.
24:58I testify myself tomorrow.
24:59So,
25:00do you fancy getting a drink?
25:01Chew things over?
25:02I can't tonight.
25:03Yeah, no,
25:04I can't either.
25:05Taking my mum to boozy bingo.
25:06Actually,
25:07I need to remember my taser.
25:08Some of these old birds
25:09can really kick off.
25:17Is this even the right spot?
25:18I feel like we were further in.
25:20No,
25:21I definitely remember
25:22that we buried him
25:23near a tree.
25:24What kind of tree?
25:25Uh,
25:26I don't know.
25:27Oh,
25:28okay,
25:29good.
25:30So,
25:31you've narrowed it down
25:32to near a tree
25:33in the woods.
25:34Thank you very much,
25:35Ray Mears.
25:36You should have used
25:37that three-word thing.
25:38Well,
25:39hey,
25:40in my defence,
25:41Greg,
25:42I didn't know I'd be popping back
25:43to dig up the corpse
25:44that I helped bury.
25:45Oh, God,
25:46we are bad people.
25:47Good people
25:48aren't out in the middle
25:49of the night
25:50digging up dead bodies.
25:51Apparently,
25:52neither are you.
25:53Is that a fucking pepperami?
25:54Yeah.
25:55Anne-Marie says
25:56you wouldn't like me
25:57when I'm hangry.
25:58You didn't tell her
25:59anything about
26:00any of this,
26:01did you?
26:02No,
26:03but I have to tell someone.
26:04I'm getting anxiety,
26:05hot flushes,
26:06sleepless nights.
26:07Some say the menopause.
26:08You might want
26:09to check
26:10for vaginal dryness.
26:11Greg,
26:12you cannot tell your girlfriend
26:13about any of this.
26:14But surely
26:15I can trust
26:16the woman I love?
26:18No,
26:19you can't,
26:20because relationships
26:21are like an unserviced boiler.
26:23It's all nice
26:24and warm
26:25and cozy
26:26and then suddenly
26:27the pilot light goes out
26:28and you find yourself
26:29sleeping in your car.
26:31John?
26:32What is going on with you?
26:33Nothing's going on, man.
26:34I'm fine.
26:36No,
26:37you are not fine.
26:38If this is about your boiler,
26:39you should get
26:40a prepayment service plan.
26:41Only 12 quid a month.
26:42Probably spend more on coffee.
26:43The boiler?
26:44What's that metaphor?
26:46What is going on with you?
26:49Ruth and I
26:50have, uh,
26:51consciously uncoupled.
26:53What?
26:55We are momentarily
26:56untogether.
26:58Oh.
27:00What happened?
27:01It doesn't matter
27:02what happened.
27:03John,
27:04we are friends.
27:07You can talk to me.
27:09You want a divorce?
27:11No,
27:12it's not a divorce.
27:13It's a trial separation.
27:15Why would we do that?
27:17Because you're clearly
27:18not happy.
27:19I'm
27:20happy.
27:21No, you're not, John.
27:22And that's making
27:23me unhappy.
27:24Look,
27:25I can do,
27:26I can do any of my
27:27figuring out
27:28in the,
27:29in the spare room.
27:30You know?
27:31Or you,
27:32is this about the driving?
27:33Because I'll get another job.
27:34I'll get a better job.
27:35It's not about your job.
27:36It's about you dealing
27:37with all your anger,
27:38all your frustration.
27:39Ever since we failed
27:40to sue your father,
27:41your emotions
27:42have been all over the place.
27:43They haven't.
27:44You cried
27:45when Traffic Cone
27:46got knocked out
27:47of Masked Singer.
27:48Because Alec Jones
27:49was robbed!
27:50I wish I could help,
27:51but I can't.
27:52Only you can do that.
27:53You need time
27:54and space
27:55to figure out
27:56what's going on with you.
27:57How to move forward.
27:58How to be happy.
28:05Why didn't you tell me?
28:06Because I'm
28:07handling it.
28:08Because I have
28:09my mindfulness app.
28:10I'm keeping
28:11my father
28:12at arm's length.
28:13It's my daughter's
28:1413th birthday
28:15in a few days.
28:16And when I walk
28:17into that girl's
28:18birthday party,
28:19I'm telling you
28:20right now,
28:21I will be
28:22there.
28:23It'll be figured out.
28:25Can I just
28:26apologise again
28:27for failing
28:28to help you
28:29sue your dad?
28:32All part of the
28:33journey, friend.
28:34No hard feelings, eh?
28:36Just so you know,
28:37if you'd
28:38got a couple
28:39of board members
28:40together,
28:41you could have
28:42caught a vote
28:43of confidence
28:44and squeezed
28:45your dad out.
28:46I'm just saying
28:47that would have
28:48been cheaper
28:49and easier
28:50than suing him.
28:52Yeah.
28:55Why didn't you
28:56suggest this
28:57at the time, Greg?
29:04I'm pretty sure
29:05I did, actually.
29:06It's just,
29:07you seem quite determined
29:08to sue your dad.
29:10You ruined me!
29:11My life went
29:12to shit
29:13when you lost my case!
29:14John!
29:15And I would have
29:16thought with those glasses
29:17you would have been able
29:18to read the fucking
29:19small print!
29:20John, remember
29:21I am blooming
29:22like a flower!
29:23Fuck my necromancer!
29:24I'm not blooming
29:25like a flower!
29:26I've got blight
29:27and I've got black spot
29:28because of this one!
29:29Look,
29:30you just end up
29:31having to dig two graves!
29:32Come on,
29:33you haven't even
29:34dug one grave yet!
29:46Who's going to,
29:48do the honours
29:49with the old?
29:51Yeah!
30:01I,
30:02I can't look at that.
30:15Hey, juicy.
30:17Dog walker.
30:18Dog walker.
30:19Dog walker.
30:20Dog walker.
30:36Good girl.
30:37Come on,
30:38come on.
30:39He's going to find him.
30:40Shh.
30:42What do we do with these?
30:50In hindsight,
30:51Kingfield
30:52would have been better.
30:56What have you found, boy?
31:00Holy shit.
31:08Yeah,
31:09police please.
31:10I found a body.
31:13Yeah,
31:14yeah.
31:15Yeah,
31:16I'll look it up now.
31:20Hunch,
31:21bumpy,
31:22strut.
31:23Always using the word,
31:24do you think?
31:25I told you we should have done that.
31:26I'm trapped.
31:33How
31:34are you hungry?
31:39Chester!
31:41Chester!
31:44Chester!
31:50Chester!
31:56Well,
31:57it would be my baby
31:58in terms of
31:59the ultimate responsibility.
32:01I thought the offer
32:02was to co-parent.
32:04It is, it is.
32:05I'm,
32:06I'm just trying to make it easier
32:07for you.
32:08There is no easy way,
32:09Gabby.
32:10You can't diminish
32:11the size of this
32:12just so I'll say yeah.
32:14It's still a baby.
32:16And we've only just met.
32:18I wanted to be a mother,
32:19Sarah.
32:21I want to bring a baby
32:22into the world
32:23and show it that it
32:24it can be
32:25a beautiful place
32:26and that a mother can
32:29can be present
32:30and happy
32:32and healthy
32:34and loving
32:35and caring.
32:38I think that's great, Gabby.
32:41But that's not my journey.
32:43It's yours.
32:45Couldn't you date
32:46a mother to be?
32:47And I promise
32:48I'll be one of those
32:49really cool mums
32:50at music festivals
32:51with a baby wearing
32:52headphones and a papoose
32:53and nothing will be
32:54ruined downstairs.
32:55I am too posh to push.
32:56I will have a C-section
32:57and a tummy tuck
32:58in the same afternoon.
33:00Listen to me.
33:02You do not have
33:03to make those promises.
33:04You do whatever
33:05you have to do
33:06to bring a healthy baby
33:07into the world.
33:11Just not with me.
33:14I'm sorry.
33:18♪♪
33:28♪♪
33:38♪♪
33:48♪♪
33:58♪♪
34:03♪♪
34:04Ah!
34:14♪♪
34:15♪♪
34:16♪♪
34:17♪♪
34:18John.
34:19We agreed
34:20you can't just drop round.
34:21I know.
34:22I'm not coming in.
34:23It's okay.
34:24I just want you to know
34:25that I know
34:26how to make myself happy.
34:27I know how
34:28to move forward
34:29and it's happening, Ruth.
34:30Okay?
34:31And tomorrow
34:32is the first day
34:33of the rest
34:34of our lives.
34:35♪♪
34:42♪♪
34:49Hey.
34:51Why have you been speaking
34:52to Diane Pamely about me?
34:53What are those?
34:54You tell me.
34:55I found them
34:56in your desk.
34:58Why the hell
34:59are you looking
35:00at my desk?
35:01Gaffer's orders.
35:02It was either me
35:03or counter-corruption.
35:06What are these?
35:07A Swiss bank account
35:08in your name
35:09and a burner phone
35:10with only two people's
35:11numbers on it.
35:12One of them's
35:13a drug dealer
35:14and the other
35:15is a drug addict.
35:16I don't know
35:17what you're talking about.
35:18I don't know
35:19what you're talking about.
35:20I don't know
35:21what you're talking about.
35:22One of them's
35:23a drug dealer
35:24and the other's
35:25Ronnie Rakowski.
35:27Sorry,
35:28what are you accusing me of?
35:29I'm not accusing you,
35:30Luce.
35:31I just know
35:32how it'll play out
35:33in court.
35:34What have you told
35:35the Gaffer?
35:36Nothing.
35:37What do you want
35:38me to do?
35:41Bury it.
35:44Is that a test?
35:47I don't think
35:48to hide, Rob.
35:52Oh, John.
35:53I wasn't expecting
35:54to see you.
35:55Let's take the bastard
35:56down.
35:57What?
35:58Organize a vote
35:59of no confidence
36:00in my dad.
36:01The board will be split
36:0250-50.
36:03I'll have
36:04the deciding vote.
36:05Dad's out.
36:06You reinstate me
36:07as general manager.
36:08And you'd be okay
36:09to do this
36:10to your own father?
36:11It's just business.
36:12And also,
36:13fuck him.
36:14Fuck him.
36:15Fuck him.
36:16Fuck him.
36:17Fuck him.
36:18Fuck him.
36:19Fuck him.
36:20Fuck him.
36:21Fuck him.
36:35Forensics reckon
36:36he's been dead
36:37around 60 hours.
36:38Whoever dumped him
36:39took his personal belongings
36:40and his thumbs.
36:43Any luck
36:44IDing him?
36:45Yeah, he's an associate
36:46of the dean.
36:47His name's Marshall Smiley.
36:48Also known
36:49as Smiler.
36:50Do you care
36:51to identify yourself?
36:52DS Tony Burgess,
36:53Met Police.
36:54Love the beige Mac.
36:55Big Columbo fan.
36:57What's the Met
36:58doing down here?
36:59Trying to dig up
37:00a missing informant.
37:01But looks like
37:02you've done it for me.
37:03He was your informant.
37:04Once a week,
37:05we'd get together,
37:06share a bit of gossip
37:07and a nice charcuterie platter.
37:09But this week
37:10he never showed up.
37:11Speed camera
37:12caught his car
37:13doing 80
37:14on the M4.
37:15Only
37:16Smiler wasn't driving.
37:17Only
37:18Smiler wasn't driving.
37:20Gasp.
37:21Who was?
37:22This little minx.
37:25I know her.
37:26That's Ronnie.
37:27Ronnie Rakowski.
37:28PNC
37:29as her on the system.
37:30Do you know where
37:31to find her?
37:32Ooh, ask me.
37:33Ask me.
37:34Ever heard
37:35of a
37:36Benjamin Eastfield?
37:48Do you know
37:49why I'm here?
37:50Yeah.
37:51Come on,
37:52my dad never liked you.
37:53There's been
37:54a hostile takeover.
37:55It's time for you to close
37:56that shop and retire.
37:57You get me?
37:58You get me?
37:59Yeah.
38:14What happened
38:15to your neck?
38:17This is a love
38:18bite that I got
38:19from Big Dave
38:20on Ewing
38:21during the prison
38:22dinner dance.
38:24I was sent
38:25a fucking
38:26message.
38:27That's what it is.
38:28What's going on
38:29out there?
38:30The Columbians
38:32have taken
38:33their business
38:34elsewhere.
38:36And what's
38:37Jonas doing about it?
38:39Nothing.
38:40He went over
38:41to the Albanians.
38:42Mullen
38:43and Bowers too.
38:44Where's
38:45the bloody loyalty?
38:47Jesus,
38:48I spent 20 years
38:49building my business.
38:50I'm in here
38:51six months
38:52and it's in bloody
38:53flames.
38:54I need to get out
38:55now.
38:56Your trial starts today.
38:57You have to trust
38:58my process.
38:59Screw
39:00your process.
39:02I was set up
39:03and people need
39:04to confess.
39:05No one's going
39:06to confess.
39:07People will
39:08do anything
39:09they just need
39:10the right consent.
39:17Police.
39:18Open up.
39:22Open up.
39:28Hello.
39:30They're
39:31there
39:32here.
39:33I'll take the front room.
39:34Hello Ben.
39:35Search everything.
39:36What's going on?
39:37We have a warrant
39:38to search this address
39:39in connection with
39:40the body found
39:41earlier this morning
39:42in Lee Woods.
39:43Where were you
39:44between the hours
39:45of 10pm and 6am
39:46Do you know where
39:47Ronnie is?
39:48No.
39:49Don't lie to us Ben.
39:50This is serious.
39:51Look I haven't seen her
39:52since we broke up.
39:53She dumped you
39:54on the train right?
39:55Is it true you locked
39:56yourself in the disabled
39:57toilet and played Adele
39:58all the way to Plymouth?
40:16Police!
40:39Open the door!
40:40Open the door!
40:42Open the door down!
40:46Sarge?
40:57Well done.
41:16We're looking for 209.
41:46Anything?
41:48No.
41:50Pence!
41:52Come on, come on.
41:54Pence!
41:56Pence!
41:58Pence!
42:00Pence!
42:02Pence!
42:09Come on, come on.
42:11Everything okay?
42:13Yeah.
42:15Great.
42:17Thanks.
42:19Pence!
42:21Pence!
42:23Pence!
42:25Pence!
42:27Pence!
42:29Pence!
42:31Pence!
42:46John!
42:49Oh, shit!
42:54All right, come on.
43:08Ooh!
43:14Lens.
43:22Ooh!
43:23Yes!
43:28See what's on that phone.
43:36Phone's locked.
43:40Huh.
43:43It's wiped. No emails, texts, nothing.
43:49Video.
43:50Hey, baby.
44:21Come on.
44:27The trial of alleged drug kingpin, Liam Matheson,
44:30gets underway today in the centre...
44:32Yeah, I'm going to be up there in a minute,
44:34taking the stand, telling the truth,
44:36the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
44:39I'm the prosecution's top-shelf witness.
44:41A bit like a top-shelf whiskey.
44:43Comes out for important occasions.
44:45Deep and full of character.
44:47Spicy and complex.
44:48Smooth finish, but still packs a punch.
44:50Full-bodied and aged for years.
44:52Hey, so you took it too far.
44:54I'm so sorry.
45:05Miss Pemberley,
45:06how long have you worked for Bristol Probation Service?
45:09Seven years, man and boy.
45:11And you've been a police community support officer for...?
45:14Six months.
45:15You get less for murder.
45:18No, you wouldn't.
45:19You'd get 15 to 30 years for murder,
45:21depending on the nature of the offence.
45:23For instance...
45:24Kindly leave the sentencing to me.
45:26Yes, my Lord.
45:27Following a visit to a community centre opening,
45:30narcotics were found in the boot of my client's car
45:33by Detective Sergeant Haynes.
45:35Mr Matheson contends that, unbeknownst to him,
45:38the narcotics were placed in his car
45:40by criminals in league with Sergeant Haynes.
45:42Criminals allegedly under your supervision.
45:44Is that a valid contention?
45:46Unvalid.
45:47Said criminals know that I do not tolerate misbehaviour.
45:51Insubordination is like water sports on a first date.
45:54Not having it.
45:57She knows.
46:00Plus, I was with them throughout the opening,
46:02so they did not have time to plan anything without me seeing.
46:06You weren't otherwise engaged at any point?
46:10I don't know what you mean.
46:12Are you familiar with the word port-a-potty?
46:16Could you use it in a sentence, please?
46:18You didn't, for instance, find yourself trapped
46:21for 11 minutes inside a port-a-potty?
46:24No, I rocked it back and forth, toppled it to its side,
46:27then performed a professional Eskimo role
46:29that I'd learned at canoe club.
46:31Does that sound like someone who's trapped inside a shitter?
46:34LAUGHTER
46:35Quiet!
46:38Is it true you have aspirations to become a police detective,
46:41like DS Haynes?
46:43It is.
46:44Will you tell the court some of the nicknames you've been given
46:47based on your desire to become a police detective?
46:50Erm...
46:52Poundland Poirot.
46:56Crappy Valley.
46:58Scooby-Doo.
47:00Erm...
47:01Line of Duty with Thicky McClure.
47:04And who gave you these nicknames?
47:07Criminals?
47:08Er, colleagues.
47:09LAUGHTER
47:15Stuck.
47:17That is all.
47:26I've been calling.
47:27Do you not get my messages? I've been worried.
47:29I didn't eat the moussaka.
47:31Speaking of, there's something that's eaten me up.
47:35I'll have to tell you.
47:37God, I don't even know where to start.
47:39I need to tell you something, too.
47:41Oh, well, ladies first.
47:44Greg, you and I...
47:47we need to split up.
47:49What? Why?
47:50Is it cos I'm needy? I bet it's cos I'm needy.
47:52I'm super needy. Is it cos I'm needy?
47:54No, it's not that.
47:55You don't think I'm needy?
47:56Yes. I think you're the neediest person I've ever met.
47:58Including children?
47:59Yes, including children.
48:00But that's not why we need to split up.
48:02Why, then?
48:03Graham, my ex-husband,
48:06he and I, we've been seeing each other.
48:08We were together the last few nights,
48:10which is why I missed your calls.
48:12We want to give it another go.
48:15But he watched Ozark without you.
48:17Well, he says he's willing to start again from the beginning.
48:21What?
48:22Oh, Greg, it's no reflection on you.
48:24It's just that Graham and I, we have a history,
48:27a sexual chemistry.
48:28He understands my body and what to do with it,
48:31whereas you just point and look confused
48:33like you're trying to order an ice cream in Spain.
48:35Do you know the Spanish for a Roman reason?
48:38I think you're missing the point, Greg.
48:40Graham and I have to give it another go.
48:47I think I need to leave now.
48:52Oh, what did you want to tell me?
48:56Nothing important.
49:11Hey.
49:13Where have you been?
49:16I need to tell you something, Sean.
49:20And when you've heard it, if you want to leave
49:22or report me or whatever,
49:26I understand.
49:30Remember that night during the riots when you left?
49:33Yeah.
49:35I remember.
49:37Remember that night during the riots when you left?
49:40I regret it every day.
49:42Kept us apart for too long.
49:46I firebombed that police station, like I said I would,
49:50only it wasn't empty.
49:54A policeman died.
49:57I know.
49:58Well, not for certain. I guessed as much.
50:01When I first got to Toronto,
50:03my mother was sending me the clippings of the evening post.
50:06I read about the firebombing.
50:08I got too too to get that.
50:12I am a bad person, Sean.
50:15You were young.
50:18You made a terrible mistake.
50:20I killed a man.
50:22It was an accident.
50:23You were fighting a bigger fight.
50:27I'm still gooey.
50:29And I'm sure you feel that guilt every day.
50:32But from what the evening post told me,
50:34you've done a lot of good work
50:35for a lot of deserving people in the intervening years.
50:39You're allowed to forgive yourself.
50:44How are you so bloody understanding?
50:47I'm a psychologist.
50:50It's my job.
51:03Darling, where have you been?
51:05I went to see Anne-Marie and she...
51:07You need to call my dad's lawyer
51:08as I'm not taking the settlement.
51:10Oh, Gabby, that's a bad idea.
51:12I'm the boss, sweetie. Get them on the phone.
51:15Come on, Greg!
51:23I've been trying to do it right
51:26I've been living a lonely life
51:29I've been living a lonely life
51:32I've been sleeping here instead
51:35I've been sleeping in my bed
51:38Sleeping in my bed
51:43Hey!
51:46So show me, family!
51:49PHONE RINGS
51:52Sorry about that.
51:54Hello?
51:55Greg, before Wicket, I'm with a date.
51:56Why are you calling me now?
51:57Confused my number with the sexual health clinic again.
51:59The results are still negative.
52:00You need to have sex to catch something, mate.
52:02Yeah, you can't get an STD from staring at women on the bus, Greg.
52:07I'm calling about the settlement offer.
52:09Lady Gabby says...
52:13No deal.
52:14See you in court.
52:15LAUGHTER
52:22Greg is caught in the twosers. Real talk, mate.
52:24We'll drown you in paperwork, then destroy you in court.
52:27This will be more humiliating than the time you called the judge Mummy
52:30and it won't hug you better this time.
52:32So you tell Lady Gabriella Fame Whore
52:35that we'll screw her harder than that Russian gymnast.
52:39Lady Gabriella Fame Whore speaking.
52:43Hello, Your Ladyship.
52:45You can tell my father that I know he stole the four million quid my mother left me
52:50and I'm coming for it because I've decided to become a mum myself
52:53and I'm going to raise a child on my own
52:55and every time I run into trouble, I'm going to say,
52:58what would my father do?!
53:01And then do the exact fucking opposite.
53:11Sarah bailed.
53:13You're really going to do this on your own?
53:16No, sweetie, I have you.
53:23PHONE RINGS
53:27Hello?
53:29If Rani Rakowski is your ex-girlfriend, why is she living in your flat?
53:34She's not living there.
53:36She needed a place to stay.
53:38I gave her a room for the night.
53:39Yeah?
53:40The only thing my ex ever gave me was pubic lice
53:44and a son called Bertie, who's a right little punce.
53:48Played the French horn.
53:50Bad choice.
53:51So, did you nob Rani for old time's sake,
53:54then bury the bloke she stabbed,
53:56or was it stab, then nob?
53:59I didn't sleep with Rani.
54:01So, you buried him, but she didn't put out?
54:05Oh, blue balls.
54:07She's marked you off when she should have tugged you off.
54:11Look, I didn't bury anybody because there's no way that Rani killed someone.
54:15No?
54:16Because we ran tests on the knife.
54:18It matches the DNA of the victim.
54:21And your ex's prints are all over it.
54:30Are you going to charge my client?
54:32Not today.
54:34But I won't go booking any holidays, blue balls.
54:38Way you go.
54:42Don't worry, you can still book a holiday if it's that all protected.
54:46Won't be driving this thing come Monday.
54:48I'm taking my old job back.
54:52I'm in senior management. Yourself?
54:55I'm a lawyer.
54:58Lovely family.
55:00Is your wife excited about your new job?
55:02She will be when I tell her.
55:04Glad to hear it.
55:06A man should take care of his family.
55:09So easy for harm to befall them.
55:13As a lawyer, I see terrible things happen to nice people all the time.
55:18Like my client, for instance,
55:20who's on trial because of some naughty things you and your friends did.
55:33Before I got there, you didn't, um, what's the phrase, uh,
55:36squirrel like a little bitch, did you?
55:37No, Greg.
55:41Got any change?
55:42Nah, sorry.
55:43Who carries change anymore?
55:44Ben, Ben!
55:45Ben!
55:47No, stay away from me.
55:49I didn't do this. I didn't do it.
55:51They found the murder weapon in your bag.
55:53That doesn't make me a murderer.
55:55Oh, come on, Netflix are probably making a documentary about you.
55:57That policeman searching your flat, he's the one who killed Smiler, not me.
56:01Seriously?
56:03Killer cops?
56:05Look, I don't want to hear your lies no more, Ronnie.
56:07Come on.
56:13The dean was wondering if you and your friends are free to give evidence in his trial.
56:18Why would we do that?
56:20So you can tell the jury that Ronnie Rakowski conspired with Christian Taylor
56:24and Detective Sergeant Haynes to plant evidence in the boot of his car.
56:27That never happened.
56:29But you'll all stand in the witness box and say it did.
56:32And if we don't?
56:34Then I'll have to tell my client.
56:36And he has quite the temper.
56:38So you'll have to pray he doesn't take it out on your lovely family.
56:48Please.
56:49I can prove I'm innocent. I just, I just need your help.
56:52We helped you already.
56:53We hit a bully for you.
56:55I sawed off a man's thumbs and can never forget that.
56:57I mean, do you know how many times a day you look at your own thumbs?
56:59Because I do.
57:01We can stop the guilt if we prove who really killed him.
57:04And I have a plan to do that.
57:06No, no, no, no.
57:07And if we can't, then you can turn me in yourselves.
57:11I'll take the blame for Smiler, for the drug dealing, for everything.
57:18I just need you to trust me.
57:20One last time.
57:31I just need you to trust me.