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02:05Ahoy! Ahoy there!
02:35Ahoy! Ahoy there!
02:38Ahoy there!
02:41Ahoy there!
02:44Ahoy there!
02:47Ahoy there!
02:50Ahoy there!
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05:55Comprends ?
05:57Now, try again, s'il vous plaît.
06:01Why don't you hit him with something?
06:04All right.
06:05Watch this.
06:11Voilà. I hope you have learned your lesson.
06:15And now, my doomed friend,
06:17I must begin to dishonor you
06:19before I remove your feet as the ankles
06:21and cast them overboard to the sharks
06:23and wrap it in a baguette with fresh endive
06:26and a touch of mayonnaise.
06:40Before I remove your digestive tract
06:43and present it to the hungry Marlin
06:45studded with peppercorns and slathered in a béarnaise sauce,
06:49I will give you the opportunity
06:51to use the weapon of your demise.
06:55I guess I'll have me on a skewer
06:58over a bed of hot coals.
07:02This is all working out so nicely.
07:05By the time my man is done sharpening my skewer,
07:08your infidel will be done with my shoes
07:11and you will be done living.
07:13OK, enough polish already.
07:15It's time to buff.
07:17Achoo!
07:22Achoo!
07:25I would know the sound of that sneeze anywhere.
07:28I don't know what you two are up to,
07:31but that was the man that sneezed near me at dinner.
07:35It is this man that must die.
07:37Wait just a minute, effete.
07:39Ah! He speaks directly to me again.
07:42Quiet, you fop. I'm Mad Jack the Pirate.
07:45That man you've been drinking tea, chatting, and yes, touching
07:49with your very own physical fingers
07:51is none other than my own lowly first mate Snuck.
07:54I've watched you flash back to that night twice in this cartoon.
07:57And yes, maybe I did sneeze.
07:59And maybe I didn't cover my mouth.
08:01Achoo!
08:02And maybe I didn't say excuse me.
08:04But you never said gazuntite.
08:08You are right. It is true.
08:11I am a crass, filthy cretin,
08:13unworthy to share the waters of this land with proper gentlemen.
08:17I must return to my ship and be cast into the sea.
08:21After being covered in a caramelized onion and fresh marjoram glaze.
08:25I bid you adieu.
08:33Oh, thank you, sir.
08:35You saved my life yet again.
08:37Well, I wouldn't have bothered, Snuck,
08:39except for the fact that it was really my life I was saving.
08:41You just happened to be in the way.
08:43Lucky for me.
08:44If there is anything I can do or anything you'd like,
08:46please let me get it for you.
08:48Well, the tips of your toes with goat cheese and basil sounded awfully good.
08:52Oh, I didn't mean that.
08:54Or your feet in that baguette with the endive and the mayo.
08:57Is there anything else, maybe?
08:59I wouldn't mind a bit of your digestive tract
09:01stuffed with peppercorns and slathered in a Veronese sauce.
09:04No!
09:06No!
09:14No!