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00:00Rires
00:02Musique de jazz
00:04Chanteur chante à sa porte
00:06Rires
00:07Musique de jazz
00:15Le téléphone sonne
00:172 please for escape from the mummy's tomb
00:19Oh I'm afraid there's a minimum group size of 4 people
00:21Oh no ! Our girlfriends cancelled
00:23Oh yeah that's sucks
00:24Well you got 10 minutes to make our next session
00:26Where are we gonna find 2 people in 10 minutes
00:28Et ils doivent être vraiment intelligents et bons à résoudre des puzzles.
00:31Hmm... Il doit y avoir quelqu'un...
00:34Yeah, that kicked ass! Yeah!
00:37Ok, so this is the four of you?
00:39Yes. You guys are smart, right?
00:41Uh, yeah. That's why you asked us to join you, my ladies.
00:47Ok, now remember, if you can work together to find the clues and solve the puzzles,
00:51then you might be able to escape from the mummy's tomb.
00:54It's down the hall to your left. We do take payment in advance, please.
00:57Uh, we'll just go ahead while you ladies pay.
01:00But afterwards we'll split it four ways, right?
01:02Yeah, baby.
01:05Did you hear that, Viva? They want to have a four-way.
01:08What, really?
01:10That's right. We gotta escape from the mummy's tomb,
01:13and then they'll see how smart we are, and then we will score.
01:17Uh, he said left, right?
01:19Right, yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah.
01:22Uh, ok.
01:27Huh.
01:28So this is the mummy's tomb.
01:30Well, amazing. It looks just like a bathroom.
01:34Hmm. Interesting.
01:36This mummy is trickier than I thought.
01:40But it won't open. We're trapped.
01:43Of course we are, dumbass. That's why they call it an escape room.
01:46Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's look for clues.
01:49Exactly, Viva. We will solve the escape room,
01:52and then we will solve the greatest mystery of them all. Scoring.
01:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:59Hi, everyone. My name is Mary Catherine.
02:01My name is Mary Catherine.
02:03And this is my college decision reaction video.
02:05I know my college decision.
02:08No.
02:09Yeah, no way. Absolutely not.
02:13Let's watch something else, by the way.
02:16What's going on?
02:20Oh, a fight.
02:21She's putting her in a chokehold. She's got a chokehold.
02:24Elbow her in the ribs. Come on. Come on. Grab her arm. Come on.
02:27You can get out of this.
02:28Teach her a lesson. Make sure she never gets into Harvard again.
02:34I don't know how you get into Harvard if you can't even kick your own mom's ass.
02:38Come on. Come on. Her face is wide open. Come on.
02:41Looks like the mom is going to win this one.
02:44There will come a day when you will defeat me, Mary Catherine.
02:47But today is not that day.
02:55Put it. I think I found a clue.
02:58Check it out. There's words.
03:01Words. Let's see.
03:03Jason eats balls.
03:08Jason eats balls.
03:11But what does it mean?
03:13Who is Jason? Why does he eat balls?
03:16Whose balls does he eat?
03:18The mummy's balls?
03:20Perhaps.
03:21This is hard. Maybe we should ask those girls.
03:24Beavis, those girls weren't even smart enough to figure out how to get in the escape room.
03:28They're going to think we're geniuses when we get out.
03:31Yeah, maybe they'll be dumb enough to score with us.
03:36Oh my god. Are they still in the bathroom?
03:38They're weird. They must be in tech or something.
03:41Hey, is it okay if Kyle and Brad join your group?
03:44Okay. Sure.
03:46This mummy forgot to tell us that she was going to go to Harvard.
03:49Sure.
03:50This mummy forgot to, like, leave clues or something.
03:53Whoa, buddy, look. I found a clue. Look.
03:55A turd.
03:58Hmm. Now we're getting somewhere, Beavis.
04:01Finally. A real clue.
04:03Yeah.
04:04Now why would someone put a turd in a toilet?
04:08Hmm.
04:09It just doesn't make sense.
04:11Oh, wait a minute. Maybe someone took a dump.
04:15Damn it, Beavis. Shut up. I'm thinking.
04:17Oh, yeah. Sorry.
04:18Beavis, you mean well, but you're a dumbass.
04:22I have figured it out.
04:23That turd can mean only one thing.
04:27This mummy is disgusting.
04:34Check it out, Beavis. Another clue.
04:38So what do we do with it?
04:39Elementary, my dear dumbass.
04:41And now, I shall solve the puzzle.
04:45Open.
04:47Open, you son of a bitch.
04:49I think it's working.
04:50Damn it.
04:53Give me my clue back, butthole.
04:56Come on, let go.
05:00Oh, buddy. You did it.
05:02I'm smart.
05:04You're probably going to score, too.
05:10About to escape.
05:17We didn't escape, butthead.
05:19Damn it.
05:21And this tomb is even harder. There's no urinals.
05:24And what are these things?
05:26Hmm. No human alive knows what these are.
05:31We must put them in the toilet.
05:35How to make tattoo ink in prison.
05:37A soda can, some toilet tissue, some hair grease, and a saltine crackers box.
05:41Fold the tissue up and twist it.
05:43This guy is definitely a criminal.
05:45That's what he should look like.
05:46What accent is that?
05:48It's like a prison accent.
05:51Yeah, I want to talk like that.
05:53Get some toilet tissue, saltine cracker box.
05:55Tear off three sheets of toilet tissue.
05:58Twist it up real tight.
05:59Light your candle and set your box over top of it to collect all the soot.
06:02Set your box over top of it.
06:03Set the box on two pencils so it can breathe.
06:05Set it on two pencils so it can breathe.
06:07After about an hour, you can see all the soot that's caught inside the box.
06:10After about an hour, you can see all the soot that's caught inside the box.
06:13Cripe it into a pile.
06:14This makes me want to go to jail.
06:16Add a tiny bit of hand sanitizer or body wash.
06:19What did this guy do to get in prison, I wonder?
06:21He didn't have to do anything.
06:23They just let him right in.
06:26Yeah, they just looked at him like,
06:27Sir, I can tell by looking at you that you're going to be in jail eventually,
06:30so let's just get this over with.
06:34Only a drop or two of water.
06:35It's like a pretty nice prison he's in here, you know?
06:38No, he's back at his mom's.
06:42Your mom's going to be like,
06:43Damn it! Did you take my saltine cracker box and use it for your tattoo again?
06:48Damn it, boy!
06:49You ain't never going to eat chicken in this house again
06:51if you don't give me back my saltine cracker box.
06:53What am I going to do if I kill your daddy
06:55and have to tattoo a teardrop next to my eye?
06:58How am I going to do that without soot?
07:00Every tattoo I have is that ink, and they're like ten years old.
07:05But I dressed up like a mummy like you said,
07:07and I still can't find any clues.
07:09Eh, who cares about clues?
07:11Let's flush this stuff down the toilet.
07:15If we're going to be stuck in here,
07:16we might as well do something cool.
07:20Congratulations, by the way.
07:22That's the fastest anyone solved the mummy's tomb.
07:24What the hell?
07:26Let's stick the plunger in the sink.
07:29Flooding is cool.
07:31Oh my God, what the hell?
07:33Who would do something like that?
07:35Check it out, Beavis. It worked.
07:38Yeah, we're geniuses.
07:39We escaped.
07:42Dammit, where are those girls going?
07:45I guess we scared them off with our genius thing or something.
07:49They just couldn't handle it.
07:52Oh well.
07:54I've been waiting to go to the bathroom for hours.
07:57Where's the bathroom?
07:58Yeah, it's down the hall to the right.
08:02Here we go.
08:04This bathroom is weird.
08:07I'm not going to be picky at this point.
08:09Help me with the lid here, buddy.
08:12Unbelievable.
08:13Those two girls have no class.