Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain E008 Narfily Ever After

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00:00 - Please! You said you'd tell me a fairy tale, Cranky Big Head Mousy!
00:04 - Bah! Fairy tales. Pseudo-psychological allegories for the feeble-minded.
00:09 - Nuff! I love fairy tales! - My point exactly.
00:13 - You promise, Cranky Big Head Mousy?
00:16 - Yes! And give it a happy, happy ending, brain!
00:20 - Happy ending? There are no happy endings. Life is an uninterrupted series of humiliating failures.
00:26 - I want Cinderella! It's my favorite 'cause there's lots of fuzzies in it! And a pumpkin!
00:32 - I'll give you Cinderella. The real Cinderella.
00:35 - There was a really for real Cinderella?
00:38 - Yes! But it's not the sugar-coated, namby-pamby version you read in your storybooks.
00:44 The real hero of Cinderella was a mouse. A particularly intelligent mouse named...
00:49 - Cranky Mousykin! - Well, all right. Cranky Mousykin.
00:53 And his best friend and confidant was named Wee Willie Pinky.
00:56 - Whatever. Anyway... - And they all live together in Fairyland!
01:02 - Yay! I live in Fairyland!
01:05 - Wee Willie Pinky, Fairyland is in trouble.
01:08 Look, Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, Little Jack Horner just sits in a corner.
01:13 Mary Mary is quite contrary. - I am not!
01:17 - And do you know why? - Um...
01:19 Is it because you're telling this story and you have a very pessimistic view of life?
01:22 - No. In the words of the great Spike Lee, it's the shoes.
01:27 Everyone wears glass slippers. No wonder Little Bo Peep can't catch up with her sheep.
01:31 No wonder Jack Horner's afraid to stand up.
01:34 - And no wonder Mary Mary is such a sourpuss. - Oh, sis, you!
01:38 - But I have the solution. Imagine if shoes were made of... leather!
01:43 (musique de l'ambiance)
01:47 (musique de l'ambiance)
01:50 (musique de l'ambiance)
01:54 (musique de l'ambiance)
01:57 (musique de l'ambiance)
02:01 (musique de l'ambiance)
02:04 - Hey! When do you get to the part about Cinderella?
02:21 - I was just coming to that.
02:23 Cranky Mousetkin was never able to complete his brilliant plans
02:26 because of constant pestering by a giddy, irksome girl named Cinder Elmira.
02:31 - There you are, Cranky Mousetkin. It's time to play dress-up.
02:35 - Oh, joy! - Zut!
02:37 - Not the dolly clothes again. - Bleh!
02:40 - Oh, oh, oh! Can I wear the little milkmaid outfit?
02:43 - Silly Mouseties! We're not gonna dress you up.
02:47 We're gonna dress me up. - Oh, fudge!
02:50 - Zut! - Supposed to go to Prince Rudy's
02:52 birthday ball, and I don't know what to wear.
02:56 - Yet another one of your frivolous interruptions.
02:59 I don't have time to act as your wardrobe consultant.
03:01 You can wear rags for all I care. - Oh, but Cranky Mousetkin,
03:04 Cinder Elmira can't let the king and queen of Fairyland
03:07 and all the influential members of the court see her dressed in rags.
03:10 - What do I care what the influential members of the court...
03:13 Wee Willie Pinky. That's brilliant!
03:15 Are you pondering what I'm pondering? - Um, no, Cranky Mousetkin.
03:19 I'm not believing in a story you made up.
03:21 - We shall go to the ball with Cinder Blockhead
03:24 and use the gala occasion to introduce my new leather shoes.
03:27 - But I can't take Silly Mouseties to the big royal ball.
03:31 - No, but you can take your coach and footmen.
03:34 - Where will I get some of those?
03:36 - Ooh!
03:39 - Behold, Cinder Elmira, your fairy mouse mother.
03:43 - Uh, where?
03:45 - You, Pinky. You can wave your wand
03:47 and give Cinder Elmira a lovely gown and coach.
03:50 - I can? - Yes!
03:52 - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-wee!
03:55 I'm a fairy mouse mother!
03:57 - Zot!
03:59 - ♪ We'll turn some trash into royal fashion ♪
04:00 ♪ Tricking her's really a sport ♪
04:02 ♪ Wiggle your fingers and say silly words ♪
04:04 - ♪ Nuffety-puffety-zot ♪
04:06 - ♪ Tell her she's got to put on this schmata ♪
04:08 ♪ She isn't very adroit ♪
04:10 ♪ Tell her this bedpan is really a crown ♪
04:12 - ♪ Nuffety-puffety-poit ♪
04:14 - ♪ I'm lovely and refined ♪
04:16 - ♪ She's got pizzazz ♪ - ♪ I'm glamorous as ♪
04:18 - ♪ The elephant man's behind ♪
04:20 ♪ We'll make this bumpkin ride in a pumpkin ♪
04:22 ♪ Wearing a rye for a scarf ♪
04:24 ♪ Next to this dimwit, you even look smart ♪
04:26 - ♪ Nuffety-puffety-nuff ♪
04:28 - Ooh! I look beautiful.
04:31 - And look, Cinder Elmira,
04:33 we have special magical dancing shoes for you.
04:36 - For me? Oh, Cranky Mouse again.
04:39 I'm gonna squeeze you and hug you and--
04:41 (gasps) Where are you?
04:43 - Take off the shoe.
04:46 (musique joyeuse)
04:48 (musique joyeuse)
04:50 (musique joyeuse)
04:52 - You can huff and puff all you want,
04:54 but you can't come into Prince Rudy's ball
04:56 without an invitation. - Huh!
04:58 - Oh, Mrs. Sprath, you're looking spelt.
05:01 (musique joyeuse)
05:03 (musique joyeuse)
05:05 - Whee! Whee!
05:07 - Wee Willie Pinky, stop the pumpkin!
05:09 - What pumpkin? - That pumpkin!
05:11 - You mean the elegant couch?
05:13 - Whee! Whee! - Ha! Ha! Ha!
05:16 (rugissement)
05:17 (rire)
05:18 - I'm Mrs. Anteby, the royal governess.
05:20 Who are you?
05:21 - I'm Cinder Elmira, the loveliest princess
05:24 in the whole world.
05:26 - And I'm a magic fairy!
05:29 Poof! Poof!
05:31 - Um, we're her footmen.
05:33 - You're very small.
05:34 - She has very small feet.
05:36 - And the loveliest magical dancing shoes
05:39 in all Fairyland.
05:40 - You're on the list, Cinder Elmira,
05:43 but I'm afraid your servants must wait upstairs.
05:45 - Drat! We have to get into that ball
05:47 so I can make sure the king sees those shoes.
05:50 (musique joyeuse)
05:52 Poof! Poof!
05:54 (musique joyeuse)
05:57 - Hello, Prince Moody Padoody,
05:59 your royal cutie booty. - Oh, it's you.
06:01 Hey, you wanna go push that humpy-dumpy guy off his wall?
06:04 - No, I wanna dance.
06:07 - Dancing is stupid. Look at those guys.
06:09 - But I got special western dancing shoes.
06:12 We can really bust a move, baby.
06:15 - Ah! Let go of me!
06:17 - There they are, we willy-pinky.
06:19 Lower me down on this rope.
06:21 - Why, cranky mouseykin?
06:22 Well, I can just go poof and magically transport you.
06:25 Poof! Poof!
06:27 - Lower me down on the rope
06:29 before I go bonk and magically flatten you.
06:32 - Your wish is my command.
06:34 - Au revoir, Miss Muffet.
06:35 - I'll help the Kurds in just a bit of way.
06:38 I'm on a diet.
06:39 - I'm sitting this one out.
06:41 Get lost! This is our tuffet.
06:44 - Ah! A spider!
06:47 - Boo! Got him!
06:49 - That itsy-bitsy spider sure looks like cranky mouseykin.
06:53 - We'll climb up to that patio, we willy-pinky.
06:56 Hand me the rope. - Um, well, I traded the rope
06:59 for these magic beans, cranky mouseykin.
07:01 - What? These are useless.
07:03 (grumbling)
07:05 Now I'll have to figure out some other way to get--
07:07 (grumbling)
07:09 - Oh, very good, cranky mouseykin.
07:11 You figured it out very quickly.
07:13 (screaming)
07:15 - Ow!
07:17 - Oh, do tell me of your exciting adventure, cranky mouseykin.
07:20 - Not now.
07:21 (grumbling)
07:23 We have to hurry. There's-- - Oh, please.
07:26 Was there a great big, uh-- what do you call it?
07:28 - Giant!
07:29 (explosion)
07:31 (all murmuring)
07:33 - Well, party crashers, that does it.
07:35 Everybody, it's time to go wee-wee-wee all the way home.
07:39 - Noth!
07:40 - That sounds unsanitary, cranky mouseykin.
07:42 - Oh, no! Fairy Mouse Mother, my beautiful costume
07:45 has turned to rags I mustfully and hate.
07:47 - Just like in the story.
07:49 - Wait, we have to catch her and bring back those shoes.
07:52 - I'll just go poof! - What good will that do?
07:55 - I don't know, but it is fun.
07:57 Poof! Poof!
07:59 - Cinderell Myra, where are your shoes?
08:03 - Oh, I had to leave them behind
08:06 so Prince Rudy could find me, just like in the story.
08:10 - But, Cinderell Myra, this was all just a ruse.
08:13 Those shoes were my prototypes.
08:15 Prince Rudy's never gonna come looking for you.
08:17 (knocking)
08:19 - His Royal Highness Prince Rudy.
08:22 - Is this your shoe?
08:23 My dad, the king, wants me to find
08:25 whoever left this shoe at my ball.
08:27 - Oh, Prince Rudy, you came to marry me
08:29 and take me away to your great big magical fairy castle.
08:32 - Yeah! Yeah, right!
08:34 - I hate to intrude on this romantic moment,
08:37 but I must modestly claim credit
08:39 for the innovative footwear with which the young lady was attired.
08:42 - You made this shoe?
08:44 - Well, yes, I-- - Lock him up!
08:46 - But why? - My dad, the king,
08:48 says these leather shoes will put our Royal Glass Slipper Factory
08:51 out of business.
08:52 You're being arrested for treason.
08:55 Lock him up!
08:56 - And so, Cranky Mousykin spent the rest of his life behind bars,
09:00 proving that there can never be a happy ending
09:03 in a world in which true genius goes unappreciated.
09:06 Well, how's that for a fairy tale?
09:09 Fine.
09:10 You two sleep happily in your little fairy tale land,
09:13 deluded by dreams that can't possibly come true.
09:16 I'm leaving now...
09:18 to try to take over the world!
09:20 ♪ They're Pinky, Elmira and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
09:25 Poof! (laughing)
09:28 Sous-titrage: difuze
09:31 ♪ ♪ ♪

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