Kaeloo S1E16 (English CC)
Transcript
00:00Hello, buddies!
00:25While Jacqueline dives amidst the sharks to free Alain, who has a cinderblock tied to his neck...
00:29Hello, buddies!
00:30Kevin must swallow 14 kilometers of pimento chipolata without chewing!
00:34Oh, la, la, Jacqueline's leg was just devoured by a shark!
00:39Why don't we play something instead of watching TV?
00:46Oh, no!
00:47No! Just when Jacqueline's other leg was about to get eaten!
00:50If you like games with challenges so much, we can play one if you want!
00:53No way! It's better on TV! They have an island, and adventure, and danger!
00:58Well, then we can call our game "The Island of Adventure of Danger"!
01:03Cool!
01:05Yes, without me.
01:06That's a shame, Mr. Cat! The winner gets a really big check.
01:11Are we talking weekend at Dunkirk big, or weekend at the Bahamas big?
01:14I don't know... Bahamas?
01:16So, when do we start?
01:17Let's Play The Island of Adventure of Danger!
01:22We'll have three challenges.
01:25At the end of each challenge, we'll vote to eliminate one of us!
01:28It's harsh, but that's the game!
01:31Yeah, w-well, what's the first challenge?
01:33Crossing the river!
01:37You have to jump on the little rocks there, there, and there!
01:41That's it? Lame!
01:42You've at least got to have carnivorous leeches or mutant piranhas!
01:45Oh, yeah! Yeah! Mutant piranhas! Those are cool!
01:48Come on, don't hold back! Throw in a river of lava!
01:51Okay, if that's what you want!
01:53We can say it's a river of lava.
01:55Woohoo! A river of lava that's full of mutant leeches!
01:59First challenge: the river of molten lava full of mutant leeches!
02:07Uhh... don't ya think your lava looks a little too much like grass?
02:10Stumpy, this is a game that needs imagination!
02:13You have to make believe!
02:16I'm make-believin'.
02:20Here we go!
02:23Whoopsy daisy!
02:24Eek - oh, la, la! This is SO dangerous!
02:28Help! I'm slipping!
02:31Thanks, Quack-Quack! If it wasn't for you, I'd be toast!
02:35Hey Duckface, if one of us has to be sent packing at the end of the challenge anyway, we might as well start now!
02:41Quack-Quack! You're my friend!
02:43Yoohoo!
02:45Who wants a nice big yogurt, huh?
02:51Quack-Quack! You betrayed me!
02:53Hey, why aren't ya make-believin'?
02:55Because... I don't feel like it.
02:57Well, me neither. I don't feel like it anymore.
03:01I SAID I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT!
03:04WHY'S IT STILL MAKE-BELIEVIN'?
03:06That's just the way it is. Okay, shall we move on to the voting?
03:12Nothing personal, Quack-Quack, but you weren't loyal enough during the game.
03:16And that's not good.
03:29What am I s'posed to do here?
03:30What's that?
03:30A webcam? There it is! Hello! Mama!
03:34Hey, Nutcracker! You're supposed to vote!
03:36Vote?
03:36How? Why? For who?
03:38Well - for yourself, of course! The more votes you get, the more you win! That's how voting works.
03:43Oh, yeah, okay! I get it! I get it!
03:45Yeah!
03:50If I were someone else, I'd admire myself.
03:57One, two, three, four...
04:00Stumpy, you're eliminated.
04:02What?!
04:03Oh, gee, we're going to miss you so much!
04:07That's how the game is!
04:08No hard feelings! Still friends?
04:11Huh? What? What's goin' on here? Did I win? Did I win?
04:14Yes! You've won some exposure.
04:17Second challenge: the terrifying liana bridge that crosses over a sidereal void!
04:24You REALLY need imagination for this one.
04:27Let me tell you again: you have to make believe! Make believe that there's an immeasurable abyss at the bottom!
04:37Oh, la, la! Poor Quack-Quack! He's fallen into the immeasurable abyss!
04:44Quack-Quack!
04:45And plus, it's infested with starving alligators!
04:50Quack-Quack, this is only a game! Don't make believe, Quack-Quack!
04:57Okay! Shall we vote?
05:00I'm sorry, Quack-Quack, but you're in no state to keep playing!
05:05Friend!
05:07The finale! The herd of...
05:11Sheepasauruses?
05:12The third and final challenge! The winner will be whoever gets the magic rose without waking up the nice sheepie-weepies who are having sleepy time!
05:22"The nice sheepie-weepies who are having sleepy time!"
05:24HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING SUPER CUTE GRASS OR SOMETHING?!
05:26WHERE'S THE DANGER HERE?!
05:28Okay, we can pretend that they're ferocious sheepasauruses!
05:30Ferocious?! I will show you "ferocious"!
05:43Mr. Cat, what are you doing?!
05:45I'm giving you a little motivation! Exoticism, palm trees, flaming sheep, that's what adventure is!
05:53The sheepasauruses are cute little sheep and not ferocious sheepasauruses!
06:04Say, you look great in that short skirt!
06:31Well... I sure am glad I didn't win!
06:36I know, I know, I'm a little too impulsive!
06:38Forgive me!
06:39I'll never do it again, cross my heart and hope to die!
06:42You know, that's what you say every time!
06:43Get out! You're eliminated from Super Cute Land, Froggy.
06:45Yeah, and ya said it yourself: "that's how the game is!"
06:49Why don't we pretend we're not playing anymore? Huh? Friends?
06:58Friends?
06:59Friends!