Kaeloo S1E25 (English CC)
Transcript
00:00Hello, buddies!
00:28Stumpy, what are you doing?
00:29Well, ya told me to dig a hole, so I’m diggin’ a hole! Isn’t my hole awesome?
00:34Um… yes, but that isn’t the kind of hole I wanted.
00:37But a hole is a hole!
00:40I wanted a little hole! A hole to put a ball in!
00:43A ball? Ha! You could easily fit a ball into my hole!
00:46But your hole is too deep, Stumpy! How would we get the ball back?
00:49Ya have to get it back?
00:50Yes! So we can put it in another hole!
00:54Fuck! What kind of crazy game is this?!
00:58Let’s Play Golf!
01:02Okay, I’ll explain.
01:04This is a ball, and that there is a hole.
01:08The object of the game is to put the ball in the hole.
01:20I won!
01:22I won, didn’t I? Tell me I won!
01:24No! You have to put the ball in the hole with the club!
01:33Did I win now?
01:35Are you stupid or something?! You have to hit the ball with the club!
01:39Huh...
01:42Okay, let’s start from square one.
01:55That’s enough!
01:56And Stumpy passes it to Stumpy… who passes it to Stumpy… who dribbles it to Quack-Quack!
02:03GOAL!
02:09That’s not how you’re supposed to do it! Not at all, not at all, not at all!
02:12This is the position.
02:15Oh, like when you pee!
02:18Who does this belong to?
02:20Mr. Cat! What a nice surprise! Would you like to play golf with us, Mr. Cat?
02:24Was it you, Duckface? I’m certain it was you…
02:29Stumpy!
02:30Alright! Hey, Mr. Cat! It wasn’t Quack Quack, it was me!
02:33It’s nice of you to pretend it was you to help your friend, but that’s not going to work.
02:40You made me mad!
02:41Okay, are we playing or what?
02:46Oh la la la la la la! Are ya ever gonna play?
02:48Stumpy, you’re distracting me!
02:49Yeah, but when I see other people concentratin’, it annoys me!
02:57This is your fault, Stumpy! You distracted me!
02:59Yeah, it’s easy to point fingers at other people all the time!
03:02I’m so silly! I forgot to use a tee!
03:05Why not coffee?
03:07No, not tea, a tee!
03:11Ah - Ah - Ah, well - Oh, darn - Oh, that’s not it - Oh, this sucks…
03:19Hey, look what you can do with tees!
03:22How about a cup of “tee” for the road?
03:25Mr. Cat!
03:26Relax, Froggy. He loves it. Don’t you, Duckface?
03:31Not even a little? Just a little bit?
03:34Well, everyone makes mistakes.
03:36Come on, Nutcracker’s right. We can’t waste our whole morning here!
03:42Haha! Did you see that, Froggy? Try doing THAT with your tiny arms!
03:46Ah… Oh la la…
03:50Oh! Over there! It’s Stumpy’s sister!
03:53Huh?
04:00There’s nobody there.
04:01Of course not. I don’t have a sister.
04:04My turn! My turn! My turn!
04:10Hey, my ball!
04:12Oh… it disappeared over the horizon… it might go all the way around Super Cute Land!
04:15We have no proof that Super Cute Land is round!
04:23Never mind. It’s round.
04:29Stop! Stop!
04:32Duckface, are you going to make up your mind or not?
04:36Mr. Cat! We are between gentlemen! Let’s use this time to make conversation!
04:40Oh, yeah? And what do "gentlemen" talk about?
04:43The economic crisis, gold-plated parachutes, excellent restaurants with affordable prices...
04:49New moves on the dance floor… Funky sneakers and pompom moccasins are coming back in style!
04:54Why didn’t I just stay at home?
04:56My father would drink, my mother would scream, my brothers would hit me…
05:00You know, tranquility.
05:02Hey, come back! Come back! Stop! Stop!
05:07Why… won’t my ball… stop? Why?
05:24How many holes are there?
05:25Eighteen.
05:26He’s not going to get all eighteen holes in one!
05:31Yes, he is.
05:32Why don't we play something else? Like, I don’t know… boxing?
05:35Mr. Cat, golf is a peaceful, convivial game for tasteful, refined people.
05:41Oh! Look at that! A flying rhinoceros!
05:44Huh?
05:45Oh, no, I must have made an oopsie.
05:47Oh! Whoa! Cheater! She cheated! She cheated!
05:50Yeah, she transformed into a muscular toad to hit the ball! I’m a real snitch.
05:56Dirty cheater! Dirty cheater!
05:59I am not a cheater!
06:12Naughty Kaeloo! Dirty cheater!
06:16Uh… Maybe we should tell her that’s not how you use a club.
06:19BAD!
06:30My turn! My turn! My turn! My turn! My turn!
06:37Cool! Hey, Kaeloo, do you want to play “lightning rod” with us?
06:41No, not today… ow, ow… ow... my head hurts...
06:46Can I ask you a question, Froggy?
06:48Are pompom moccasins really back in style?
06:51Huh?
06:58Isn’t my hole awesome?