Kaeloo S1E6 (English CC)
Transcript
00:00Hello, buddies!
00:29Hey, whatcha doin'?
00:30We're going to play hopscotch!
00:32Yeah, I love hopscotch!
00:34Uhh, what's hopscotch?
00:37It's a game where you have to go all the way to heaven by hopping on one leg!
00:43Then you throw the pebble onto the second square, and so on until you get to heaven!
00:47Whaddya win, huh? Tell me! Whaddya win?
00:49Well, nothing! Isn't going to heaven enough in itself?
00:55My turn!
01:08Uhh... wanna play with us, Quack-Quack?
01:13Let's Play Hopscotch!
01:17Yay! It's your turn to try, Quack-Quack!
01:48Ya really go to heaven? It's not a lie?
01:50That's nuts!
01:55What game are you playing?
01:56There! There he is!
02:07What the hell?
02:08Who killed Duckface instead of me?
02:10Hey, he's got a halo!
02:12Classy!
02:16So cool!
02:18Quack-Quack! Tell me, did you see the good lord?
02:25And what's it like up there? Do people really walk on clouds?
02:29Hold it!
02:29Can one of you explain this to me?
02:31We were playing hopscotch, and Quack-Quack got turned into an angel!
02:36Hey, I want a halo too!
02:43All you had to do was ask.
02:45My turn! I want to see heaven too!
03:04Hey, it's not working!
03:04Why isn't it working?
03:06Wait, what's the saying again?
03:07Oh, yes! "Blessed are the cretins for heaven is theirs"... or something like that.
03:13You've got to face it, Tadpole. You're not enough of a cretin to go to heaven.
03:17Well, you know everything, Mr. Cat. How do people who aren't cretins go to heaven?
03:23Good question.
03:25Hey, whaddya think heaven is like, huh? Tell me!
03:29Oh, it's a place where everything is beautiful!
03:33Yeah, but if this is the only kind of music they have there it must be pretty sucky, right?
03:37I like it!
03:37Hey, I think I've found it!
03:39Found what, Mr. Cat?
03:41How to go to heaven when you're not a cretin.
03:43Ah! I was just thinking about how there can't only be cretins in heaven!
03:47You have to suffer!
03:50Suffer?
03:51Suffer?
03:52Yes, suffer! And what's more, you have to be happy to suffer!
03:56It's not me, it's in the book.
04:02Cool, it's gory!
04:04If you want to go to heaven, I've prepared a special hopscotch game for you that's paved with good intentions.
04:13Whoa, that's good!
04:15Okay, I'll explain.
04:17It's like hopscotch, except on the first square, you get pierced by arrows...
04:21On the second square, you get grilled...
04:22On the third square, you get decapitated...
04:24On the fourth square, you get devoured by lions...
04:26On the fifth square, well -
04:27Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Isn't that a teensy bit violent, Mr. Cat?
04:30You've seen nothing, Froggy!
04:31On the sixth square, you get force-fed the European Constitution!
04:36You're chickening out, huh?
04:38Oh, look!
04:46He doesn't look like he's in pain...
04:49It even looks like he's enjoying it a lot!
04:56Quack-Quack is showing us the path!
04:59Let's follow in his footsteps so we can go to heaven!
05:03I dunno if I still want a halo.
05:05A cap isn't too bad either.
05:08Sorry, the European constitution isn't sitting well with me.
05:18Ah, I see it's not sitting well with him either!
05:23Wait up, Quack-Quack! I'm coming with y-
05:34Quack-Quack?
05:35Hey, where are you?
05:36Well, gee! What's going on?
05:39Mr. Cat, what did you do?!
05:41Oh, I made a mistake!
05:43I wrote "hell" instead of "heaven".
05:45I can get so distracted sometimes, you know?
05:49That's takin' "distracted" a little too far...
05:51MISTER CAT!
06:19Hey! Oh! Hell! Open up! Come on! Come on!
06:23Oh! Oh! Come on, hell! Open up! Open up!
06:27Vade retro, tadpolus!
06:32Mr. Cat, it's your turn to play!
06:36Isn't there a version of the game that's adapted for persons with reduced mobility?
06:39Stumpy, don't you think something has been strange since Quack-Quack came back?
06:42No, why?
06:43I don't know. Just a doubt.