Kaeloo S1E2 (English CC)
Transcript
00:00Hello, buddies!
00:25La, la, la, la, la, la, la! La, la, la!
00:27The grass is tickling my feet! My feet! My feet!
00:32Oh! You have a cold, Stumpy!
00:35How'd ya guess?
00:42Hey, pal.
00:44Poor Stumpy! You're going to need a remedy.
00:46Ooh, this gives me an idea!
00:48Let's play doctor!
00:51I'll be the doctor.
00:57Doctor! Doctor! I've got a bad cold.
00:59Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy, okay, Mr. Stumpy?
01:00Let's talk about your symptoms in my examination room.
01:04The most important thing at the doctor's office is…
01:07The waiting room!
01:10Whoa, that's so cool! Magazines from ten years ago!
01:13Let's Play Doctors!
01:19Oh, I'm not doin' well…
01:21Mr. Quack-Quack, it's your turn.
01:22Huh?
01:23Hey, I'm the one who's sick!
01:25I don't just have a cold! My body hurts a ton, here, and here, and here, and here!
01:28I'm sure it's the flu! I'm contaminated!
01:31Aww…
01:35So, Mr. Quack-Quack, do you still have that yogurt problem?
01:40Cretin! Cretin! I'm a cretin!
01:42I hear something!
01:43I'm a big cretin! I'm THE cretin!
01:44Mr. Cat?
01:46Kaeloo?
01:47Mr. Cat, be serious for a few seconds! We're playing doctor.
01:50How convenient, Froggy! I'm a specialist in duckology!
01:54Oh, I didn't know you'd studied medicine, Mr. Cat!
01:57Turn and cough.
01:58Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it slow!
01:59Before you treat him, you have to… ?
02:01I know! Wash my hands!
02:04Wash my hands! Wash my hands! Wash my hands!
02:06No, dummy!
02:06You have to be… professional.
02:10First off, you greet the nurses.
02:11They're all hot babes who are crazy about you.
02:13Hey there, beauty! Oh, la, la, is that all yours? Whoa, whoa, I've got work to do!
02:20Then, you make sure your patient has the means to pay for your services.
02:23You're not the Salvation Army.
02:24Does the duck have a health insurance plan? Or a credit card? Hey!
02:28Oh, no, Mr. Cat! We treat people for free here!
02:31And she calls herself a professional…
02:34Uh, say, can ya speed things up in here a little? My flu is drivin' me crazy!
02:38A flu? And why not a cavity while you're at it? Don't bother me with such trivial matters!
02:51Cool!
02:55Hey, I think I just ate a super poisonous mushroom! That and the flu symptoms are really serious!
02:59You'll have to check with my secretary about that. I should have an opening in… six months.
03:06Now, let's get back to our duck.
03:08Say “ahh”!
03:12Oh, la, la! His teeth! He doesn't have any left!
03:16But Mr. Cat, Quack-Quack has never had any teeth!
03:18That's even more serious!
03:21Okay. Reflexes...
03:28Hmm. His reflexes are astonishingly good.
03:30Um, I prefer alternative medicine!
03:34Acupuncture? I'm all for it!
03:36Um, no! I mean plants and flowers that heal you!
03:38I'm a doctor, not a florist!
03:40We must consider surgical intervention!
03:42But before that…
03:43Scans, an MRI, a colonoscopy, the whole nine yards!
03:47Is all of that really necessary, Mr. Cat?
03:49Of course not, but it'll pay for us to spend a weekend somewhere sunny!
03:52Okay, come with me, Duckface!
03:53Hey, no, Mr. Cat! What are you going to do to him?
03:55Oh, I'm going to take a bone marrow sample.
03:58No, no, no, no, no, no!
03:59Besides, Quack-Quack is my patient! I had him first!
04:02I say he needs a specialist and that's final!
04:04No!
04:05- Let him go, he's mine!
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