Kaeloo S1E24 (English CC)
Transcript
00:00Hello, buddies!
00:27Hello, buddies!
00:30Look what I found buried in the ground!
00:33An artifact from a disappeared civilization!
00:35A civilization that leaves its garbage lying around like that deserves to disappear.
00:40But that means WE deserve to disappear too!
00:43Yes! Divine punishment shall rain down on us all!
00:46A comet shall collide with the Earth!
00:49It will be the apocalypse!
00:52The only survivors will be the cockroaches.
00:55I'm not scared at all!
00:57Archaeology is so beautiful!
00:58The adventure of research! The exhilaration of making a discovery!
01:01Archaeology... you mean those people who clean pebbles with toothbrushes?
01:06No. People who dedicate their lives to the quest for... the Wholly Gruel!
01:13The what?
01:13The Wholly Gruel!
01:15It's an object with magical powers that's hidden at the very bottom of an underground temple!
01:18An object that comes from the mists of time! It's more than a mystery! It's THE mystery!
01:24Gruel!
01:27That's nuts!
01:28Let's Play the Quest for the Wholly Gruel!
01:33Gruel!
01:36First we need a kind-hearted archaeologist hero.
01:38Me! Come on! Me!
01:39With a thirst for knowledge!
01:41Me! Me!
01:41And for extraordinary adventures!
01:44Uhh... Gruel!
01:45Here! Over here! Here!
01:47Stumpy, stop that!
01:48It'll be Quack-Quack. He's already got the hat!
01:52Okay! Every good archaeologist hero has a sworn enemy who's cunning and diabolical and wants to take over the world!
01:58Jawohl!
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04:06It's great to see you again.
04:08You deserve to know the true truth about the Gruel!
04:12The true truth... in the books!
04:15Ach! Books? To burn?
04:17No! Books to read!
04:20Nein, nein, nein, (no, no, no) you old hag! Just tell me where the Gruel is!
04:24Me und mein Bazooka have ways of making you talk!
04:28Umm, it's a crayon.
04:30A crayon?
04:31Yes! A magical crayon that makes anything it draws real!
04:34Absolutely anything?
04:37The comet from hell's gonna crush you all, ya bunch of nasty people!
04:45What the hell?!
04:47Oh, looks like an apocalypse!
04:49Wow! We're all going to die!
04:54The underground temple!
04:55Good job, Duckface!
04:56Everyone under cover!
04:57Hey bonehead, if we make it out alive, I'll never kill you again.
04:59It's just a game, Mr. Cat! Stay calm, okay?
05:02A bunch of flamin' meteorites detach themselves from the comet and devastate the Earth!
05:14And even more flamin' meteorites!
05:29What do you mean, it only opens from the inside?!
05:31Well, yes! You have to pull on the latch.
05:33Stumpy! Unlatch the door!
05:36And then, and then, and then, and then, a meteorite that's bigger than all the others falls on... the frog.
05:43Oh! I'm going to die in two seconds!
05:48Nah. On the cat.
05:51And then the comet does tons of crazy things!
05:57The grand finale! We're screwed!
05:59Nah! A comet is too nice for gross people like you!
06:02What could be worse than a comet?
06:04I know, I'll ask Mr. Cat! He always has super cool ideas.
06:09What are ya doin'?
06:12Oh, Stumpy, if only you knew! The world almost ended!
06:16Hey! Why does all the crazy stuff only happen when I'm not there?
06:19Stumpy, you have the Gruel!
06:22So this is the Gruel!
06:26It's lame!
06:27Ha! It's mine! I'm going to draw myself plenty of hot chicks, and then I will dominate the world!
06:42It's too late, buddies. Night has fallen. We'll never find Mr. Cat.
06:47Hey, wait, I might have an idea!
06:49Gruel!
06:51Oh, no! That's cheating!
06:56So, who's the nice archaeologist hero, huh?