Broadminded 1931
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00:35:42 Nice evening, isn't it?
00:35:43 What's nice about it?
00:35:45 Oh, I don't know. I just thought it was nice.
00:35:48 Good service here, don't you think?
00:35:51 What's good about it?
00:35:53 I don't know. I just thought it was good.
00:35:57 Good evening.
00:36:00 Good evening.
00:36:01 Table for four.
00:36:02 Four?
00:36:03 Certainly, right this way.
00:36:08 [Music]
00:36:19 Stand up.
00:36:20 Stand up.
00:36:22 What are we going to do? Eat standing up?
00:36:25 Just making room.
00:36:26 Here, Annie, you sit over here.
00:36:28 Penny, you sit there.
00:36:30 Connie and Jack.
00:36:35 Well, here we are.
00:36:40 Five steaks.
00:36:41 What?
00:36:42 My aunt doesn't like steaks.
00:36:44 That's funny. Neither does my uncle.
00:36:50 May I suggest something?
00:36:52 I will say supper is very nice.
00:36:54 We'll all take it.
00:36:56 Just a minute.
00:36:57 Send me the cigarette girl.
00:36:59 Oh, you want cigarettes?
00:37:00 No, no. Just the girl.
00:37:13 Good evening.
00:37:14 This way, please.
00:37:15 Thank you.
00:37:19 I always eat here when I'm in California.
00:37:21 How many times have you been here?
00:37:23 Oh, this is the first time.
00:37:30 Shall we order something now?
00:37:32 If you like.
00:37:34 I am not hungry.
00:37:35 I would rather sit and look at you.
00:37:38 You do love your girlie just as much as ever, don't you?
00:37:42 I would kill anybody who even looked at you.
00:37:46 It was so sweet of you to bring that Austin all the way across the country for me.
00:37:51 That was nothing.
00:37:53 Tell me, did you have a nice trip?
00:37:56 It was all right, except for one thing.
00:37:59 I had a little trouble with what you Americans call a fresh punk.
00:38:04 What happened?
00:38:06 Oh, he did some things I did not like.
00:38:09 He not only insulted me, but he stole my thousand pen.
00:38:13 Oh, let's forget about him. Let's talk about you and me.
00:38:19 All right.
00:38:21 But if I ever see him again, he will not forget it for a long time.
00:38:28 Honey, will you have an olive?
00:38:45 Thanks.
00:38:46 Penny?
00:38:47 Thank you.
00:38:48 Baby, you want to see a trick with an olive?
00:38:51 No.
00:38:52 This will kill you.
00:38:53 Watch.
00:38:54 First you take the little olive.
00:38:56 Place it there.
00:38:58 And the olive is gone.
00:39:01 Oh, Arthie, that's wonderful.
00:39:03 Now watch.
00:39:08 I can make anything disappear.
00:39:10 You couldn't make yourself disappear, could you?
00:39:14 That's good.
00:39:17 Oh, I see you can do the trick too.
00:39:21 I never heard of such a thing. The audacity.
00:39:24 Don't mind Arthie. He's just full of fun.
00:39:26 Thanks.
00:39:27 How am I doing?
00:39:28 Fine. Keep it up and we'll both be thrown out.
00:39:31 What else can you do?
00:39:33 Now watch. An imitation of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
00:39:41 Ah!
00:39:42 Horrible!
00:39:45 Where did you learn all those tricks?
00:39:47 At college.
00:39:49 Did you go to college?
00:39:50 Yes.
00:39:51 You'd never know it.
00:39:53 I was a first-year man.
00:39:55 A first-year man?
00:39:56 Yes. I was thrown out the first year.
00:40:04 Is Arthie always so amusing at the table?
00:40:07 Is he? On our way out here we stopped at a place called the Cactus Inn.
00:40:10 And he was very amusing.
00:40:12 He did a trick with a fountain pen.
00:40:14 He turned a piece of strawberry shortcake into a blackberry pie.
00:40:18 Tell us about it, Arthie. See?
00:40:20 Oh, it was really nothing.
00:40:21 We had a little trouble with a big bozo from South America.
00:40:25 He was a tough-looking hombre, but he didn't scare me.
00:40:28 I told that big-egg where he got off, didn't I, Jack?
00:40:31 You certainly did.
00:40:33 Did you hit him, honey?
00:40:34 Well, I was going to, but Jack stopped me.
00:40:36 I never saw Arthie so mad in all his life.
00:40:39 I thought he was going to tear him to pieces.
00:40:41 You wouldn't think Arthie had such a temper.
00:40:43 I'm sorry. Now I let him get away.
00:40:45 Say, if I had that big bozo here right now, you'd...
00:40:50 [crowd murmuring]
00:40:57 What's the matter with you?
00:40:59 [crowd murmuring]
00:41:01 Laryngitis.
00:41:03 Well, you were all right a second ago.
00:41:06 [music playing]
00:41:07 Would you like to have the next dance with me?
00:41:09 Oh, I don't feel like dancing.
00:41:11 I want to hear more about that big bozo from South America.
00:41:16 [music playing]
00:41:17 What bozo?
00:41:19 You know, the one you were just telling us about.
00:41:21 That tough hombre you were going to hit.
00:41:24 I wasn't going to hit no hombre.
00:41:27 Was I, Jack? I wasn't going to hit nobody.
00:41:29 Why, Mr. Simpson, I distinctly heard you saying
00:41:32 you were going to tear this big bozo to pieces.
00:41:35 [music playing]
00:41:38 Excuse me.
00:41:40 Where are you going?
00:41:41 I don't know yet.
00:41:42 [music playing]
00:42:11 Panto!
00:42:12 Panto!
00:42:13 Yes?
00:42:16 Don't excite yourself.
00:42:18 I will not rest until I find him.
00:42:20 Oh, but who?
00:42:21 I do not know, but I'm so mad I could kill him.
00:42:24 Oh, but not tonight.
00:42:25 Please, for my sake.
00:42:26 You don't understand.
00:42:27 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:42:28 Let's go for a ride.
00:42:29 Oh.
00:42:30 Please.
00:42:31 Oh.
00:42:32 Please.
00:42:33 Oh, very well.
00:42:35 But I'm not through with him yet.
00:42:37 Oh, well, all right.
00:42:38 Forget that and come on.
00:42:39 Let's go for a ride.
00:42:40 You see, if he was a--
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00:43:31 Hello, Connie.
00:43:32 Well, where have you been?
00:43:34 I just phoned Ossie.
00:43:36 Say, what happened to Ossie last night?
00:43:39 Um, he said he met a friend of theirs in South America,
00:43:43 and he couldn't get away from him.
00:43:45 You never know what Ossie's going to do next.
00:43:48 [laughs]
00:43:49 [fire crackling]
00:43:52 [chatter]
00:43:55 By the way, has Ossie proposed to you yet?
00:43:59 Well, uh, not exactly, but, uh,
00:44:02 he dropped a gentle hint last night.
00:44:04 He looked into my eyes, and he said,
00:44:07 "Baby, if you could only cook."
00:44:12 Oh, my Ossie.
00:44:15 Hello, Connie.
00:44:16 Hello, Jack.
00:44:18 Darling, you look gorgeous.
00:44:20 I feel swell.
00:44:22 How about you?
00:44:23 Oh, I'm fine.
00:44:26 Oh.
00:44:27 Hello, Penny.
00:44:28 [laughs]
00:44:29 That's all right.
00:44:30 Take your time.
00:44:31 I'm not going anyplace.
00:44:35 It's too bad you've got to go, Penny.
00:44:39 [laughs]
00:44:40 That reminds me.
00:44:41 I must be going.
00:44:47 Jack, don't take anything but yes for an answer.
00:44:51 All right, Penny.
00:44:53 Isn't she terrible?
00:44:55 Oh, she's a peach.
00:44:57 Well, how about it?
00:45:00 What's the verdict?
00:45:02 I don't know yet.
00:45:05 But you said you were going to let me know today.
00:45:08 Not until you swear that what my aunt said about you
00:45:11 and all those women isn't true.
00:45:15 I swear.
00:45:17 What do you say, darling?
00:45:19 Will you have me, huh?
00:45:23 Oh, am I happy.
00:45:31 I'll be right back.
00:45:33 Hey, come here.
00:45:34 What happened to you?
00:45:36 I slept under a bridge last night.
00:45:38 [laughs]
00:45:39 Ossie, congratulate us.
00:45:41 We're going to be married.
00:45:42 What?
00:45:43 Oh.
00:45:44 Does your aunt know about this?
00:45:47 Not yet.
00:45:48 Well, let me tell her.
00:45:49 If she doesn't laugh at this one, I'm through.
00:45:52 Oh, I'll take care of Andy.
00:45:54 Well, I've got to tell somebody.
00:45:55 I'll go tell Penny.
00:45:58 Who's going to give the bride away?
00:46:00 Well, my aunt, of course.
00:46:01 Oh, that's too bad.
00:46:03 I wanted to do it.
00:46:04 Have you ever given any away?
00:46:06 No, but I've lost plenty.
00:46:08 [laughs]
00:46:23 Pardon me.
00:46:25 Oh, pardon me.
00:46:28 I'm sorry.
00:46:36 Why, how do you do, Mr. Simpson?
00:46:40 Mabel.
00:46:42 I thought you'd be surprised to see me.
00:46:45 Where's Jack?
00:46:46 I've been trying to reach him in his room.
00:46:48 I don't know where he is.
00:46:49 Well, find out and tell him I want to see him.
00:46:52 You can't see him.
00:46:53 He's going to be married.
00:46:54 Really?
00:46:55 And who, may I ask, is the lucky girl?
00:46:57 Oh, you wouldn't know her.
00:46:58 Her name is Constance Palmer.
00:47:00 You tell Jack I want to see him right away.
00:47:03 He's busy.
00:47:04 Oh, he's busy, eh?
00:47:06 Well, he's never too busy to see his little Mabel.
00:47:09 Oh, yes, he is.
00:47:10 You tell him to be in his room in 15 minutes.
00:47:18 And don't you forget it.
00:47:47 Mabel, here.
00:48:03 Mabel is here.
00:48:13 Mabel, here.
00:48:17 Mabel, come on.
00:48:19 Mabel, here.
00:48:29 Mabel, here.
00:48:33 Hello, Arcee.
00:48:36 Hello, Mabel.
00:48:43 Have you seen Penny yet?
00:48:46 No, I haven't seen her yet.
00:48:48 [singing]
00:49:16 Oh, what's the matter with him?
00:49:18 Oh, nothing.
00:49:19 He's just happy about our wedding.
00:49:21 He always sings like that when he's happy about a wedding.
00:49:24 Connie, don't you think you'd better break the good news to Andy, huh?
00:49:27 Yes, Connie, you should go and tell Andy right away.
00:49:30 What's the rush?
00:49:32 Well, if she's lively to hear from somebody else, that would be terrible.
00:49:36 All right, I'll go tell her.
00:49:39 And in a few minutes, you'll hear Andy singing, too.
00:49:44 Goodbye.
00:49:46 Goodbye.
00:49:49 What's the idea?
00:49:50 Mabel is here.
00:49:51 I just saw her.
00:49:52 What?
00:49:53 Yes, and she's looking for you.
00:49:55 Oh, boy, if everything was all set between Connie and me.
00:49:59 Yeah, she said for you to be in your room in 15 minutes.
00:50:02 Well, I don't want to see her.
00:50:03 But you've got to see her.
00:50:05 If she runs into you when you're with Connie, it'll be worse.
00:50:08 That's right.
00:50:09 I never thought of that.
00:50:12 I wonder how she happened to come out here.
00:50:14 I can't understand it.
00:50:16 I wrote her a letter and distinctly told her to keep away from Pasadena.
00:50:22 You numbskull.
00:50:38 This is a fine mess.
00:50:40 I get for leaving things to you.
00:50:42 Can I help it if a girl won't take a hint?
00:50:44 Well, how can I keep Mabel from meeting Connie?
00:50:47 Don't introduce them.
00:50:49 You numbskull.
00:50:51 Say, listen, don't you call me a numbskull again.
00:50:54 Well, aren't you?
00:50:56 Yes, but it isn't fair to keep reminding me of it.
00:51:00 You haven't got the brains of an ant.
00:51:02 Say, keep Connie's relations out of this.
00:51:07 There she is.
00:51:08 Open the door.
00:51:09 Open the door yourself.
00:51:10 It's your trouble.
00:51:21 Hello, Jackie darling.
00:51:23 Aren't you glad to see me?
00:51:25 Why, yes, of course.
00:51:28 I thought you would be.
00:51:30 Jack, I want to talk to you.
00:51:34 Alone.
00:51:35 I get it.
00:51:36 I don't have to have a horse kick me in the face.
00:51:46 Thanks for phoning me before you left.
00:51:48 But I was busy.
00:51:51 I was in a hurry.
00:51:52 I realized that when I got Ossie's letter.
00:51:54 But Mabel, you don't understand.
00:51:56 Oh, yes, I do.
00:51:58 I also understand you're about to be married.
00:52:01 Ossie told me.
00:52:03 I wonder what the charming Miss Palmer would say.
00:52:06 If she knew about you and me.
00:52:09 Oh, but you're not going to tell her.
00:52:11 Well, that depends.
00:52:13 She wouldn't believe you anyway.
00:52:15 She has too much faith in me.
00:52:17 Oh, yes?
00:52:18 But she might believe those letters I have upstairs.
00:52:22 Letters?
00:52:23 Sure.
00:52:24 Those cute little love letters you used to write me.
00:52:27 Oh, those silly things?
00:52:29 But they won't sound silly to your fiance.
00:52:33 Then you're really going to show them to her?
00:52:35 Maybe I could be persuaded not to.
00:52:39 Well, what do you want me to do?
00:52:41 I'll leave it up to you to do the right thing.
00:52:43 Think it over and call me in an hour.
00:52:46 If I haven't heard from you within that time.
00:52:48 You'll find me up in Miss Palmer's room.
00:52:51 Presenting her with a neat little package of letters.
00:52:54 Signed, your little playboy Jackie.
00:52:58 So long.
00:53:08 I'm in a fine jam.
00:53:10 I know.
00:53:11 I heard everything that went on.
00:53:12 If Connie ever sees those letters, I'm sunk.
00:53:15 Say, what was in those letters?
00:53:17 Oh, a lot of silly things that didn't mean anything, but sound terrible.
00:53:21 What am I going to do?
00:53:22 Stop writing letters.
00:53:24 You're a great help.
00:53:25 Don't write to women.
00:53:27 No matter how far away you are, phone them.
00:53:29 In the end, a long distance call is cheaper than a two cent stamp.
00:53:32 I don't want advice.
00:53:34 What I need is help.
00:53:35 Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:53:36 I got an idea.
00:53:37 Has Mabel ever seen Connie?
00:53:39 No.
00:53:40 Good.
00:53:41 Then we've got nothing to worry about.
00:53:42 Now listen.
00:53:43 Remember that girl I told you about, Gertie Gardner?
00:53:44 That actress from New York?
00:53:45 Well?
00:53:46 Well, here's the idea.
00:53:48 I'll tell Penny to take Connie out somewhere.
00:53:50 Then we'll put Gertie in Connie's room.
00:53:52 Dressed in Connie's negligee to make it look natural.
00:53:55 People will come up, think Gertie is Connie, give her the letters.
00:53:58 She'll give them to us, we'll tear them up, and Connie will never know the difference.
00:54:02 What do you think of that?
00:54:04 Rotten.
00:54:06 What?
00:54:07 I wouldn't be a party to a thing like that.
00:54:09 All right.
00:54:10 Then let Connie see the letters.
00:54:14 But isn't there some other way out of it?
00:54:16 Yes.
00:54:17 How?
00:54:18 Marry Mabel.
00:54:19 I tell you, I hate to do this.
00:54:27 I wouldn't mind half so much if you weren't in here using Connie's rooms.
00:54:30 Oh, boy, if she ever finds out about this.
00:54:33 How's she going to find out?
00:54:34 She and Penny are playing 18 holes.
00:54:36 They won't be back for hours.
00:54:38 Say, how'd you get them to go?
00:54:40 Well, at first they didn't want a plague out.
00:54:42 But I got a great idea.
00:54:43 First I bet Connie that she couldn't beat Penny.
00:54:46 Then I bet Penny that she couldn't beat Connie.
00:54:48 That settled it.
00:54:50 I wonder what's keeping Gertie.
00:54:52 Gertie, how long are you going to be?
00:54:53 Oh, I'll be right out.
00:54:55 I tell you, I don't like this.
00:54:57 Oh, don't worry about it.
00:54:58 Leave everything to me.
00:55:03 Well, how do I look?
00:55:07 Swell.
00:55:09 Oh, come on now.
00:55:11 Show Gertie what she has to do.
00:55:12 Oh, well, it's simple.
00:55:13 There's nothing to it.
00:55:15 Come here.
00:55:16 Come right over here.
00:55:18 And sit down.
00:55:20 Now look, Mabel will come in, tell you that she's Jack's sweetheart.
00:55:25 You give her this.
00:55:30 I don't believe it.
00:55:31 I don't believe it.
00:55:33 I have all the faith in the world in Jack.
00:55:36 Then she'll show you the letters.
00:55:38 You read one and start to cry.
00:55:41 Oh.
00:55:43 Oh.
00:55:48 Hey, can you cry?
00:55:50 Can I?
00:55:51 How do you think I get all these diamonds?
00:55:54 Good.
00:55:55 Now you give it that.
00:55:57 Oh.
00:56:00 The brute.
00:56:01 He wasted the best years of my life.
00:56:05 I've never trusted another man again as long as I live.
00:56:20 It's a good thing I found this out before it was too late.
00:56:28 Now, do you get that?
00:56:30 It's a cinch.
00:56:31 Why, I played a part just like that in Helpless Wives.
00:56:34 Good.
00:56:37 I wish this thing was over.
00:56:39 Oh, will you stop worrying?
00:56:40 Just leave it to--
00:56:41 Shh.
00:56:42 There she is.
00:56:44 Come on.
00:56:45 Good luck.
00:56:54 Come in.
00:56:58 Miss Palmer?
00:56:59 Yes.
00:57:03 I hope you'll pardon this unexpected visit.
00:57:05 But I simply had to come and see you.
00:57:07 I'm Mabel Robinson.
00:57:09 Well?
00:57:10 I don't suppose Jack has told you about me.
00:57:13 Jack?
00:57:15 Why, no.
00:57:18 Miss Palmer, I feel it my duty as a woman to warn you against the man you are about to marry.
00:57:24 I can't let him deceive another innocent girl as he has deceived me.
00:57:32 You-- you mean that you and Jack were--
00:57:37 Exactly.
00:57:40 Oh, I don't believe it.
00:57:43 I don't believe it.
00:57:45 Why, I have all the faith in the world in Jack.
00:57:50 Perhaps these will convince you.
00:58:03 Oh, the proof.
00:58:06 Jack.
00:58:07 Jack.
00:58:12 Oh, here's some more just like that.
00:58:16 Oh, he's wasted the best years of my life.
00:58:21 Oh, I'm glad I called off before it was too late.
00:58:29 Oh, I'll never trust another man as long as I live.
00:58:38 Take my advice, Miss Palmer.
00:58:41 All men are alike.
00:58:43 None of them are any good.
00:58:46 But life is like that.
00:58:48 So long.
00:59:03 Dirty, you were wonderful.
00:59:05 You acted so natural you had me crying.
00:59:07 Oh.
00:59:09 Well, here they are.
00:59:11 Say, I'll never forget you for this.
00:59:13 Didn't I tell you that I'd fix it?
00:59:15 What do you think of my ideas now?
00:59:17 And Connie will never know the difference.
00:59:22 I never saw so many people on a golf course in all my life.
00:59:26 Why didn't Aussie tell us there was a tournament going on today?
00:59:29 Yeah.
00:59:30 Where do you suppose the boys are?
00:59:32 Oh, they're busy.
00:59:33 Aussie says there's a big thing coming off this afternoon.
00:59:36 Oh, yeah?
00:59:37 Dirty Europe, Pete.
00:59:38 I can't tell you how I feel about you.
00:59:41 Oh, Jack.
00:59:42 I'll say she is.
00:59:43 She's a whole orchard.
00:59:45 And baby, do you look swell in that negligee.
00:59:51 You're a sweetheart.
00:59:52 Oh, Jack.
00:59:53 Oh, Dirty, you were marvelous.
00:59:55 You bet your life.
00:59:57 Oh, Aussie, my friend.
01:00:00 Well, this is a surprise.
01:00:03 This is really more than I expected.
01:00:05 Looks like the fleet's in again.
01:00:08 Listen, Connie.
01:00:09 Nothing you could say would mean anything.
01:00:11 This explains itself.
01:00:13 So this is the big thing that's coming off this afternoon.
01:00:16 Oh, listen, Kenny.
01:00:17 Oh, keep still and shut both your mouths.
01:00:24 You might have shown a little more discretion.
01:00:26 Not only do you use my room to entertain your lady friend,
01:00:29 but your lady friend uses my negligee to entertain you.
01:00:33 I wonder what Aunt Polly would say to this.
01:00:39 Oh, honey, give me a chance to explain.
01:00:41 You can't be as clever as all that.
01:00:49 What's this?
01:00:50 A surprise party?
01:00:51 A surprise party we weren't invited to.
01:00:53 I don't understand.
01:00:54 Aussie's gone into the underwear business,
01:00:56 and he's using this place as a showroom.
01:00:59 Yes, and Jack is a silent partner.
01:01:01 So this is the man you were about to marry.
01:01:05 Maybe in the future you'll listen to me.
01:01:07 Her future just passed.
01:01:10 Miss Palmer, if you'll allow me to, I'd like--
01:01:12 I prefer not hearing from you either.
01:01:14 You might, however, remove my negligee
01:01:16 and leave as soon as possible.
01:01:18 And take your boyfriend with you.
01:01:34 Ah!
01:01:37 Bellboy was right.
01:01:39 You are in here.
01:01:41 What does this mean?
01:01:42 We found these two loafers here with this vile creature.
01:01:46 This vile creature is my sweetheart.
01:01:52 Hey, you!
01:01:59 Here it is.
01:02:00 I wasn't going to keep it.
01:02:04 So this is what you do to me.
01:02:06 He got me to do it.
01:02:09 So?
01:02:10 You brute!
01:02:12 But why?
01:02:13 Why did you do it?
01:02:14 They paid me to.
01:02:17 Get your things off!
01:02:21 You!
01:02:23 First you spoil my strawberry shortcake.
01:02:27 Then you ruin my car.
01:02:29 And now you steal my girl!
01:02:31 Please!
01:02:32 Please don't hurt him, mister.
01:02:35 I want to kill him myself.
01:02:40 I know exactly how you feel.
01:02:42 This has been a great shock to all of us.
01:02:44 But I wish you would let me settle this in my own way.
01:02:48 Very well.
01:02:54 For the sake of the lady's presence,
01:02:56 I will not make a scene.
01:03:02 I'll settle with you later!
01:03:05 I don't want a settlement.
01:03:07 Come!
01:03:17 (door slams)
01:03:27 (music)
01:03:56 Thanks to you and your brilliant ideas,
01:03:58 you've ruined my chances with the only girl
01:04:00 I've ever cared anything about.
01:04:02 I've phoned her at least 50 times during the last three days,
01:04:05 and she won't even talk to me.
01:04:06 Ah, will you let up?
01:04:08 Didn't I lose my girl too?
01:04:10 Yeah, I'll let up on you.
01:04:11 Or if there wasn't a law against murder in this country,
01:04:13 I'd be taking the trip back east alone.
01:04:15 You and your ideas.
01:04:17 How sexy.
01:04:18 Everything is going to be all right.
01:04:20 There's nothing to it.
01:04:21 Mabel will think that Gertie's Connie,
01:04:23 and Connie will never know the difference.
01:04:25 Ah, you fathead.
01:04:27 And this telegram from Dad.
01:04:31 "Dear Jack, your wife made me very happy.
01:04:34 "I know the farmers very well,
01:04:36 "and you couldn't have chosen a nicer girl.
01:04:38 "Stop.
01:04:39 "Very sorry I cannot attend weddings,
01:04:41 "but accept my blessings.
01:04:42 "Stop.
01:04:43 "You have your cousin, Ossie, to thank for it all.
01:04:46 "Lovingly, Jack."
01:04:48 Stop.
01:04:49 My cousin, Ossie.
01:04:51 You sap.
01:04:52 Ah, don't be discouraged.
01:04:54 Listen to what it says in this book.
01:04:56 "It is always darkest before dawn.
01:04:59 "No matter how dismal and dreary the way may seem,
01:05:02 "there is always a rainbow ahead."
01:05:05 Stop.
01:05:07 "The insurmountable mountains, once they are passed,
01:05:10 "prove to be only molehills when they are left behind.
01:05:13 "The severest winter, the coldest winter,
01:05:16 "must give way to the coming of spring.
01:05:18 "To get the roses, one must brave the thorns."
01:05:21 You and your philosophy.
01:05:23 Oh, well, things could be worse.
01:05:25 What could be worse than losing the girl you love?
01:05:28 Losing two girls you love.
01:05:30 Cut it out.
01:05:34 I told you a thousand times I was only posing as Miss Palmer.
01:05:38 But you had no right to do it.
01:05:40 I did it to help Mr. Hackett,
01:05:42 to keep that girl I was telling you about
01:05:44 from breaking up his engagement to Miss Palmer.
01:05:46 But that's the part I don't like.
01:05:49 Oh, he means nothing to me.
01:05:51 Why, he's in love with Miss Packer.
01:05:53 But he paid you.
01:05:55 After all, dear, I'm an actress.
01:05:57 And what difference does it make if I act on a stage or in a room?
01:06:00 You must be more careful where you display your talent.
01:06:04 Oh, Pancho, won't you forgive your little girl?
01:06:09 - I don't know. - Please.
01:06:12 Maybe.
01:06:14 But in the future, you must act only for me.
01:06:18 Pancho, you're a darling.
01:06:24 But really, I feel so sorry for Miss Palmer and Miss Packer.
01:06:27 Don't you think we ought to tell them what really happened?
01:06:29 I tell you what. I'll tell them.
01:06:31 And you tell Mr. Hackett and Mr. Simpson.
01:06:33 - What? - I'd be delighted to hear it from you.
01:06:36 Hackett, maybe.
01:06:38 But that's in your sins, son.
01:06:40 - In my sins, son? - Never.
01:06:42 Oh, Pancho, show him how big you are.
01:06:45 Show him how a real gentleman acts in your country.
01:06:49 Perhaps you're right, darling.
01:06:53 Perhaps it is a good idea.
01:06:56 Hey, what's the idea of rushing me like that?
01:07:03 The train don't leave for a half hour yet.
01:07:06 I'm going back and finish washing.
01:07:08 How long does it take to get to the station?
01:07:10 - About five minutes. - Good.
01:07:12 That'll give me just about 25 minutes to try and see Connie.
01:07:15 - What? - Yes.
01:07:17 I'm gonna make one final effort to see her before I leave.
01:07:20 Well, you must enjoy having the door slammed in your face.
01:07:23 Well, none of your ideas work. Maybe one of mine will.
01:07:26 You wait here. I'll be right back.
01:07:28 You'll be back quicker than that.
01:07:30 Oh, Jack! Jack!
01:07:33 Give Penny my regards. You're coming out.
01:07:36 I'm coming out.
01:07:38 I didn't know what to say to him.
01:07:44 It's the fourth time this week he's proposed to me.
01:07:46 So why didn't you say yes?
01:07:48 Get rid of him.
01:07:50 Fancy that, my dear.
01:07:59 Look!
01:08:25 They told us we'd see Indians out west.
01:08:29 Oh, how picturesque.
01:08:31 Hey, you! I want to see you!
01:08:55 Hey! Hey!
01:08:58 Come here! Hey! Hey!
01:09:03 Hey!
01:09:05 Come here!
01:09:34 Come in.
01:09:36 Hey!
01:09:53 Mr. Simpson!
01:09:55 Mr. Simpson!
01:10:01 Oh, I see. I see.
01:10:04 Hey, you! I want to see you!
01:10:09 Hey, Mr. Simpson!
01:10:11 I see.
01:10:13 What's the matter with you? You gone crazy?
01:10:16 Let me go, will you? You want to get me killed?
01:10:19 Hey, Mr. Simpson!
01:10:23 Whose side are you on?
01:10:25 Mine!
01:10:27 At last I have caught you.
01:10:29 The man never lives.
01:10:31 Who could get away from Pancho Arango?
01:10:33 Ah, thanks to me, you're going to get what you deserve.
01:10:37 Say, listen. I've stood that stuff from you long enough.
01:10:40 I just happen to think I'm in my country. Put 'em up!
01:10:43 Wait a minute.
01:10:45 You keep out of this. They don't come too big for me.
01:10:47 No, you don't. No, you don't.
01:10:49 Oh, I thought you was my friend.
01:10:52 Wait a minute, you fool. What are you getting excited about?
01:10:54 Everything is all right.
01:10:56 All right nothing. Nobody can talk to me that way and get away with it.
01:10:59 Put 'em up. Now, I see.
01:11:01 Please come in.
01:11:03 Is everything all right?
01:11:06 Oh, sure.
01:11:08 For the sake of the ladies present, I will not make a scene.
01:11:13 If you'll only listen a minute, I'll tell you what happened.
01:11:16 Miss Gardner's fixed up everything for us with the girls.
01:11:20 What?
01:11:22 And they're not angry anymore?
01:11:25 Well, why didn't somebody tell me?
01:11:28 That's what Mr. Rango and I have been trying to tell you.
01:11:31 Well, this certainly is a surprise to me.
01:11:34 Come, Gertie. We'd better be going.
01:11:38 Yes, let's.
01:11:40 Ah, Penny. I'm so happy I'm gonna work my head off for you.
01:11:46 Until we have a bank full of dollars and a house full of pennies.
01:11:51 Oh, my, awfully.
01:11:54 Me.
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