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00:00 *musique*
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00:51 ( whereas beening scenes play)
00:52
00:57 ( einzept Now ! )
00:59 Yeah !
01:02 >> OK! Coming !
01:04
01:08
01:10 >> Hmm, there's still something missing...
01:12 ( buzzer )
01:13 Coming !
01:18 ( sonnerie )
01:19 >> Perfect !
01:20 ( sonnerie )
01:22 ( sonnerie )
01:23 ( sonnerie )
01:25 >> So, are you excited to see the movie ?
01:27 >> It's not just a movie, Poppy.
01:29 It's "Return of the Space Nebula, Elf Prince".
01:32 It's a once-in-a-lifetime cinematic event.
01:34 >> Yeah, it's the sequel to the "Space Nebula, Elf Prince".
01:38 The prequel.
01:39 >> Actually, it's the second film
01:41 in the middle third of a planned analogy.
01:43 >> An analogy ?
01:44 >> Nine movies.
01:46 >> They say we'll be watching these movies
01:47 when we're in our forties.
01:49 >> Well, it sure sounds like you guys are excited.
01:51 ( laughs )
01:52 >> This is the first show on opening day.
01:54 "Excited" is not the word.
01:55 >> More like "absolutely over the moon,
01:57 freaked out, booming at the mouth".
01:59 >> The special effects are so cutting-edge.
02:02 >> And it's got heroes and warriors and villains.
02:05 It's a mega-adventure.
02:07 >> Well, I like the romance with Princess Laolani.
02:10 >> Eww !
02:11 >> It's so nice of you to bring us
02:13 all the way downtown to see it, Poppy.
02:14 >> Yeah, gracias, Poppy.
02:16 >> Yeah, thanks, Mr. S.
02:17 >> Oh, de nada.
02:18 There's a museum exhibit I wanted to see
02:20 down here anyways.
02:22 But, um, is Theo okay ?
02:24 ( music )
02:26 >> He's just in the meditative trance
02:27 of the Huff-Bastin King right now.
02:29 I think he's coming out of it.
02:31 >> I am prepared.
02:33 Now, all I need is a large popcorn,
02:34 a soda, and I'm there.
02:36 ( music )
02:40 >> So I'll be waiting right out here
02:41 when the movie is over, okay ?
02:43 Right after I take a look at this exhibit,
02:45 an ancient cultures at the Natural History Museum
02:47 across the street.
02:49 Muy interesante.
02:50 >> Mm-hmm.
02:51 >> Great, Mr. Santos.
02:52 Have fun.
02:54 >> I'll just wait until you kids get in.
02:56 >> Vamanos !
02:57 ( music )
03:00 >> Look at that line.
03:01 Those poor people must not have any tickets.
03:03 ( music )
03:08 >> Okay, Maya, give the man our tickets.
03:11 >> Me ?
03:12 >> Don't be funny, Maya.
03:14 >> Yeah, come on.
03:15 >> What do you mean, don't you have the tickets ?
03:17 >> Me ?
03:19 Remember last night you said you were staying up
03:20 until midnight to call the ticket line ?
03:22 >> Oh, yeah.
03:24 Now I remember.
03:25 Um, I guess he fell asleep.
03:29 Sorry, guys.
03:30 If we hurry, maybe we can buy some tickets before they...
03:33 ( music )
03:37 Sell out.
03:38 >> No, this isn't happening.
03:41 >> If we only had the technology
03:42 to warp the time-space continuum,
03:44 we could turn back the clock.
03:45 >> Que passe-t-il ?
03:47 >> Somebody forgot to get the tickets.
03:50 >> Oh, ouch, I see.
03:53 >> I'm sorry, Maggie.
03:54 ( grunt )
03:57 >> Ah, well, that's too bad.
04:00 I guess we should just head back home, huh ?
04:02 What a shame.
04:03 You kids were really looking forward to that movie.
04:05 And I was really looking forward
04:07 to my exhibit on ancient cultures.
04:09 >> Poppy, um, S.O.S. ?
04:11 We can go with you ?
04:13 >> You will ?
04:14 >> We will ?
04:15 >> I mean, sure we will, Mr. S.
04:17 Of course.
04:18 It sounds great.
04:20 >> That's terrific.
04:22 ( honking )
04:23 >> Huh ?
04:25 ( clinking )
04:27 ( squeaking )
04:30 I'm never ever going to leave this town, am I ?
04:34 >> Um, probably not.
04:36 ( sighing )
04:38 ( music )
04:42 >> This is going to be great.
04:44 I'll get the tickets.
04:45 ( laughing )
04:46 >> I'm sure there are plenty still available.
04:49 >> I hope so.
04:50 Maybe we should have called 777-4
04:53 before we came today.
04:54 >> Oh, come on, you guys.
04:56 I bet this will be really, really fun.
04:58 And if you keep saying that,
04:59 maybe you'll start to conceive it.
05:01 >> Okay, here we go.
05:02 Five tickets.
05:04 So, who wants to check out Rome ?
05:08 Greece ?
05:10 Egypt ?
05:12 ( sighing )
05:14 >> Come on, guys.
05:15 This is exciting.
05:16 We can get a little culture and become,
05:18 well, um, altered.
05:19 >> I wonder what color dress
05:21 Princess Lorelani is wearing
05:22 in the opening scene.
05:25 >> Why don't we do the buddy system ?
05:26 Miguel, you and Maya stick together.
05:28 And Maggie, you and Theo.
05:30 And if you need me,
05:31 I'll be right over there
05:32 at the Aztec exhibit, okay ?
05:34 >> Hmm, okay.
05:35 >> Sure.
05:36 ( music )
05:38 >> This is really bad, Miguel.
05:40 I've got to do something
05:41 to make it up to them.
05:42 But what ?
05:43 >> I don't know.
05:45 For Theo, the elf princess
05:46 no knowledge is bigger
05:47 than his birthday Christmas
05:48 and the Fourth of July
05:49 rolled into one.
05:50 And Maggie, well,
05:52 she likes gift shops.
05:54 >> Miguel, it's a rest.
05:56 They got to have a gift shop
05:57 in this place, right ?
05:58 ( music )
06:03 >> I heard that android K4
06:04 gets turned into a man at the end.
06:06 >> Maybe he's the one
06:07 that the princess is destined to marry
06:09 according to the ancient prophecy.
06:12 I guess...
06:13 >> I guess we'll never know.
06:15 >> Ancient civilizations.
06:17 I mean, what are we going to do
06:18 staring at dioramas
06:19 of West Africa
06:20 a gazillion years ago ?
06:23 >> West Africa ?
06:24 A lot of my mom's ancestors
06:26 came from there.
06:27 ( music )
06:29 Hmm, those warrior kings
06:31 could be interesting.
06:32 >> Yawn !
06:34 >> Maggie, look !
06:36 They have things on ancient China.
06:38 >> Double yawn !
06:39 Theo, you're not going to leave me here,
06:41 are you ?
06:42 I'm allergic to dust.
06:43 ( music )
06:45 ( squeak )
06:46 ( music )
06:52 >> What ?
06:53 Is everything in here
06:54 all about ancient civilizations ?
06:56 >> Yeah, I think they're cool.
06:58 Check it out.
06:58 Colosseum salad bowl.
07:00 Perfect for Caesars.
07:01 ( burp )
07:03 ( music )
07:04 ( laugh )
07:05 >> Don't they have any cute T-shirts ?
07:08 ( music )
07:10 >> How about this ?
07:12 >> Archaeologists dig ancient culture ?
07:15 Yeesh, I'm trying to get them
07:16 to forgive me, Miguel.
07:18 >> Okay, just trying to help.
07:20 ( snif )
07:21 ( music )
07:26 >> Sorry, Maggie, but I need to find out
07:28 what's going on down there.
07:30 >> Oh, whatever, Theo.
07:31 Go ahead if that's what you really want.
07:34 Hey !
07:35 ( footsteps )
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07:39 ( footsteps )
07:41 ( music )
07:45 >> Um...
07:46 ( music )
07:50 ( music )
07:57 >> The Mali were master storytellers.
07:59 One of the best examples of this
08:01 is the epic of Santiata.
08:05 Who the heck is Santiata ?
08:06 ( music )
08:12 Long ago, there lived an aging king.
08:15 A son was born to him.
08:17 They told him to name the child Santiata, Lion King.
08:21 ( music )
08:23 >> Elitele !
08:24 Allo, Santiata !
08:26 >> Lion King, hmm ?
08:27 You're so tiny, you don't look much like a lion.
08:30 Or a king.
08:31 ( babbling )
08:33 Come to daddy, little Santiata.
08:35 Come to daddy !
08:36 I'm gonna be 40 before I even walk !
08:39 ( sighs )
08:40 ( footsteps )
08:41 ( sighs )
08:42 ( giggles )
08:43 ( footsteps )
08:46 ( giggles )
08:47 ( babbling )
08:54 >> He is four years old and he doesn't even sit up.
08:57 How will he be king ?
08:58 >> All in good time, my husband.
09:00 All in good time.
09:02 Or you could always use some pillows.
09:04 ( music )
09:06 >> But the king's oldest son, Dacaran,
09:08 and Dacaran's mother, Susuma, they had other plans.
09:11 >> Go, Dacaran, go !
09:13 Grab the crown !
09:14 ( giggles )
09:15 ( music )
09:23 >> Dacaran, that is not yours !
09:25 ( music )
09:31 Now go and play !
09:32 ( giggles )
09:34 ( babbling )
09:37 >> Ah, look at you, Santiata, just like your father.
09:41 My king, I fear that your second wife, Susuma,
09:45 wants little Dacaran to be the next king.
09:47 >> Don't worry.
09:48 As long as I am here, I will protect you
09:50 and little Santiata.
09:52 >> Oh !
09:53 ( music )
09:56 >> And one day, when Santiata was 10,
09:58 the old king, his father, passed away.
10:01 And Dacaran, with his wicked mother's help,
10:03 pushed his way to the throne.
10:05 ( music )
10:08 >> Tanben, it's our kingdom now.
10:11 >> This is not right.
10:12 The king himself said that Santiata
10:14 should be the next king.
10:16 They call him the Lion King.
10:18 >> Lion ?
10:19 More like a little chicken.
10:21 ( giggles )
10:22 >> Santiata will be back, and then you'll be sorry.
10:26 >> Theo, Theo !
10:27 ( music )
10:29 >> Do you think Maggie will like these ?
10:32 They also have a barrette shaped like a ziggurat.
10:34 >> Not now, Maya. I'm busy.
10:36 ( music )
10:41 >> Ah, I guess he's still angry at me.
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11:00 Oh ! I seem to have kicked my nickel in that direction.
11:04 I'd better go and get it.
11:08 Well, since I'm here, I'll just peek in.
11:12 It's probably not there.
11:15 Whoa !
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