Tank's Taste Test Orange Yuzu Soda
Frank The Tank
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00:00 ♪♪
00:04 -All right.
00:05 Well, back to trying these sodas that were sent to me.
00:08 These are called "Perfie."
00:10 It says, "For a happy you."
00:12 I don't know how happy --
00:13 These haven't made me too happy so far.
00:15 This one is blood orange yu-yu-yu-zu.
00:20 Yu-zu. Yu-yu-zu.
00:23 Yu-yu-zu. Yu-yu-yu-yu.
00:25 I mean, what the fuck word is this?
00:26 Yu-yu-zu?
00:28 It's got ithetamine and termiac.
00:34 Sounds like a lot of chemicals.
00:37 L-thamine, termiac, "For a happy you," you know?
00:42 I think I'd rather have natural flavors.
00:46 Well, I'm gonna be fair. I'm gonna see if this is good.
00:49 The first two Perfies I tried weren't too good,
00:52 but let's see if this one --
00:54 I love a good orange soda.
00:56 This is blood orange yu-yu-yu-zu.
00:58 -We know how mentally tough --
00:59 -Brah, brah, brah, ba-da, boom, boom, boom.
01:05 Boom, boom, boom, boom.
01:07 Oh!
01:10 Oh!
01:13 Oh!
01:16 -Now we have that opportunity.
01:17 -You brought up your defense.
01:19 Antoine Linfield alone literally took a touchdown on four.
01:21 -Oh, you know what? This is an awful.
01:25 This is an awful.
01:26 I'm gonna give this a 7.4.
01:31 -I'm gonna give this a 7.4.
01:36 -I'm gonna give this a 7.4.
01:41 -I'm gonna give this a 7.4.
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