Not Letting Go of Handshakes!

  • 8 months ago
Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
Transcript
00:00 You're holding onto my hand. I was just shaking your hand. Okay. I know it's a long handshake. It's fine.
00:05 Oh, I mean, I don't know. How long are they supposed to be? Welcome back to my channel.
00:09 My name is Dani Jekyll and today I'm at the University of Tennessee and I'm gonna be giving people really long handshakes and just not
00:14 letting go. Enjoy the video. Your earrings are cute. Thank you. I'm Dani. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
00:19 I like need more friends. I'm a freshman. Yeah.
00:22 It's okay. It's so nice to meet you.
00:24 So nice to meet you. I'm gonna go this way. Okay. Which way are you going?
00:28 I haven't really felt that far. Okay. Yeah. Well, you enjoy your day. Thanks. You too.
00:34 Do you want me to walk with you? I'm Dani. Nice to meet you. I'm Drake. Nice to meet you.
00:44 Like the artists. Gosh, I love Drake. Like I'm saying I love you. Yeah. Yeah. No, like I love you.
00:51 It's great. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like Drake, do you love me? Do you understand the song? I do. It's not my favorite song.
01:01 Do you think I'm good at singing? I'd say so. Yeah? Yeah. Like what's the scale 1 to 10?
01:07 What do you want me to sing for you? I could sing something else. My hums, my hums, my hums, my hums.
01:14 Give me a different Drake song. Okay. 21, can you do something for me? Is that Drake? It is. It's not my favorite though.
01:25 What's your favorite? Shoot, that's a tough one. I don't know. Well, tell me if you like Drake so much and you're gonna judge me.
01:34 I would say Start it from the bottom. Thoughts? Yeah, that one. Was that good? It's not good.
01:44 Like 1 to 10, what do you think? I like a 4. Damn. Okay. How about that? Better?
01:54 Parents always tell me I'm a good singer, but clearly not. Yeah, no wonder I got made fun of for singing the national anthem in 6th grade.
02:04 I mean, everyone was just. I thought people were laughing because I had something wrong with my outfit. Yeah.
02:09 But I must have been wrong. Yeah, that sucks. It really does. Yeah, well, you win some and you lose some, don't you?
02:19 Yeah, that's fair. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? You know? I know the song. Do you want me to be your girlfriend?
02:26 Unfortunately, I already have one. Ah, well, changes things. Your top, where is it from? I think it's American Eagle.
02:36 Okay, I'm Dani. I'm Emi. Nice to meet you. That's so cute. And like your necklace, like everything. Your sunglasses, honestly, you're like a vibe.
02:44 Thank you. I like your jeans. Your jeans are very cute. Thank you. I like straight leggings. Yeah, no, same. It's awesome.
02:51 Yeah. Wow. So what year are you? I'm a freshman. Okay, same. Okay, awesome. Yeah. What hall are you in?
02:58 Oh, no, I just live off campus. Oh, okay. Yeah. So you lucked out. Yeah. You lucked out. Yeah, technically.
03:05 Yeah. Woo. Woo. You know. It was nice talking to you. Yeah, great talking to you. Great talking to you. Oh, sorry.
03:23 Hey, boys, I like that shirt. Thank you. Wow. Where'd you get it? I don't even know, to be honest. Okay. Well, I'm Dani.
03:33 What's up? Nicole. Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Yeah. What? What? What's up? Let go. Why? I gotta go.
03:42 I was just shaking your hand. Yeah, I know. What does that have to do with anything? You think I want you? Nah.
03:49 Like, I actually literally want nothing. Like, I have a boyfriend. That's cool. I'm Dani. Dani? Yeah.
03:57 Nice to meet you. I'm Tommy. Nice to meet you, Tommy. I know a guy named Tommy. Do you? He's weird, though.
04:04 Like. I might not be too much different. No, like, he's like weird, weird. Bad weird? I mean, you're better.
04:20 You know, you're like, 10 seconds and you're already. He must be pretty bad then. Yeah. We used to date.
04:27 We would argue over, like, you know, really weird things. He thought he was a squirrel at one point.
04:34 Oh, okay. One of those people. Like, we've been shaking hands for a long time. We have been. I'm gonna stop. Why?
04:40 My hands are getting really sweaty. Oh, I kind of like a little moisture. Yeah? Yeah. Cool. Okay, I guess we can keep going.
04:48 Yeah. I'm Dani. I'm Jake. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You're kind of cute. Is this like a social experiment or some sh*t?
04:56 What are you? I don't know. Why? Are you experimenting on me? What the heck? I might be. I don't know. What? What?
05:05 I don't know. I was just wanting to get your number. Okay. I'll put it in if you want me to. Okay.
05:12 Are you f*cked? What are you doing? I'm fine. You're freaking me out. I'm fine. What do you mean? You're holding onto my hand. I'm gonna come up.
05:20 I was just shaking your hand. Okay. I know. It was a long handshake. It's fine. Oh, I mean, I don't know. How long are these supposed to be?
05:26 I don't know. Like, five seconds. F*ck. No wonder everyone thinks I'm weird. I get the same thing.
05:34 People think you're weird? Not weird. Unique. Oh. Are you messing with me? Maybe. Can't tell.
05:47 Are you? You're pranking me. What are you talking about? Wait. Is this one of those TikTok videos? That's what I thought.
05:56 Pass. I'm honestly pretty... You caught me at a bad time. Why? There you go. Thanks. Why did I catch you at a bad time?
06:04 Oh, no. I just had it in the wrong hand. Oh, well, you can't catch me either. What's your name? I'm Dani. What's yours? I'm Jack.
06:10 Oh, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. We're doing some research right now, so I'm gonna meet my friends with the football.
06:18 That's why I have a football. Oh. Hey, it's good to meet you. It's great to meet you. Yeah. What? Oh, just gonna... What?
06:25 You want me to pass it to you again? No. We already did that. I'm over that now. You want to pass it to me? Sure. Catch.
06:33 Good job. You can catch this time. Yeah, I can. Yeah. Yeah. What are you? Are you a student? Yeah. Yeah. How about you?
06:40 I'm a sixth year, I guess. Just a creeper on campus? Yeah, pretty much. Okay. But a master's student in exercise physiology.
06:47 Wow. Stop flexing. What are you? Just a master in your... in your... in your heart, because I want it. Unlock it.
07:00 You tried that one. My hands feel a little clammy, because that one didn't hit. You stuttered a little bit, but you can clean it up.
07:10 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe you can teach me how to be smoother once I get your number. I have a girlfriend, but it's great to meet you.
07:21 Of course you do. Of course you do. Of course, right? Yeah. You seem really nice, though. You don't. I like your vibe.
07:28 Thank you. I'm Dani. Hey, Dan. Oh, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. What year are you? Second year. Okay. Yeah.
07:37 You got nice eyelashes. Do you curl them? No, they're all natural. Really? Yeah. You don't even use a curler? No.
07:45 Damn. People pay good money for that s***. I know. Yeah, great meeting you. Yeah, you too. I love this interaction we've got going on.
07:57 Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah. Where'd you get your shirt from? Urban Outfitters. Where'd you get yours from? Seaside, Florida.
08:07 Okay. I went there during summer. Yeah. I love Florida. Yeah. It's great there. It's just humid. It is. Really hot. Yeah.
08:23 Okay. Your friends wanted me to meet you because they were like, "She has cute style." And I don't know. I'm like a freshman. I need new friends.
08:28 So, I'm Dani. Oh, hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Yeah. Wait, what? I'm so confused. No, your friends were like, "Oh, my God.
08:36 You'd be perfect for me," you know? Oh, cool. Yeah. She was like, "She has earrings from Princess Polly." I'm just kidding.
08:44 They're not from there. No, they're not. They're from, like, literally Amazon. Well, same s***. You said I had good style? Yeah.
08:50 You have better style than I do. Oh, no. I like this vibe. Oh, my comfy vibe? Yeah. Thanks. I don't know. Cool. You're a freshman? Yeah.
09:00 What's your major? I'm in business. Nice. How about you? I'm kinesiology. Holy what? Yeah. It's like exercise science.
09:08 Is it for your knee? It's like... Like kinesiology? No. Why is she peeing? I see liquid coming from her legs.
09:19 No, I'm just kidding. Oh, my God. You just exposed me. I'm just kidding. Yeah, no. I'm pranking you. I'm filming a video. I'm messing around.
09:29 Oh, my God. I was like, "What?" No, I'm just kidding. She's just crying. Yeah, no. We're just messing around. Is it cool with you if you're in the video?
09:37 Yeah, it's fine. Anyway, can you get a quick signature of consent just saying it's okay to be on camera? Yeah. Oh, good. Thank you.
09:42 Thank you guys so much for watching the video. I hope you enjoyed it. And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe,
09:47 and follow me on the rest of my social platforms. I probably just talked way too fast. I don't know. I've done an intro and outro a million times, so I'm going to go now. Bye.
09:53 Bye.
09:55 [Music]