Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00 You wanna get married?
00:00 - When in Vegas, baby.
00:02 I don't even know her name.
00:03 - You gotta hide that other wedding ring on right now.
00:06 Last week I posted a video of me crashing Netflix's event
00:11 and Netflix literally DM'd me
00:12 and asked me to come back to Vegas
00:14 to promote their new obliterated series
00:16 streaming now on Netflix.
00:17 So tonight on Dirt with Dani,
00:18 I'm daring people to do crazy challenges for crazy prizes.
00:21 (upbeat music)
00:24 We're gonna play darts.
00:31 You like darts?
00:32 - I don't.
00:33 - Real thing.
00:34 Oh, you strike me as a (beep) girl.
00:36 - I don't like (beep)
00:38 - You like darts?
00:39 - Yeah.
00:40 - If you can get one (beep) on the dart board,
00:43 you get unlimited Netflix for a year.
00:45 - Can I pick one up?
00:46 - Oh, please.
00:47 Yep, oh yeah.
00:48 You got a good grip.
00:49 That's what he said.
00:50 Get in there.
00:51 Oh yeah.
00:52 Hey little mom.
00:55 She's got this now.
00:56 Oh.
00:56 You got this, keep it up.
01:00 Oh!
01:01 Oh my God.
01:02 I think you lied when you said you weren't good with (beep)
01:06 - Ooh.
01:07 - Someone's obliterated.
01:08 What's your most obliterated moment?
01:10 - I was in Austin, Texas.
01:12 It was terrible.
01:13 - Why?
01:14 - It will always be there.
01:16 - I totally feel that.
01:17 You like (beep)
01:19 - Hell yeah.
01:19 - You could wear some (beep) on your neck.
01:21 - I'll try anything once.
01:23 - You like Elvis Presley?
01:24 - Yeah.
01:25 - We're gonna actually have you impersonate Elvis.
01:27 (upbeat music)
01:29 All right, Elvis Presley everyone.
01:31 Let's see it.
01:32 Okay.
01:36 ♪ You ain't nothing but a hound dog ♪
01:37 - Are you okay if he gets some other (beep) tonight?
01:40 - Absolutely.
01:41 - You deserve a Vegas necklace.
01:42 - Thank you.
01:43 - You like (beep)
01:45 - Hell yeah.
01:47 - You like cookies?
01:48 - Hell yeah.
01:49 - So what's better than a (beep) cookie all together?
01:52 - Exactly.
01:52 - So you could potentially win that.
01:54 Let's see if you can first diffuse
01:56 the confetti bomb in 30 seconds.
01:58 See that wand right there?
01:59 You're gonna take that wand
02:00 and you're gonna really hope
02:01 that you don't set off the buzzer.
02:03 Three, two, one, go.
02:06 Okay, immediate loss.
02:09 I'll go slow.
02:10 Oh, you're good.
02:12 What's going on?
02:13 You are...
02:14 Oh wow.
02:16 Oh wow.
02:18 Wow.
02:19 You gotta be a brain surgeon if you're doing that.
02:22 Are you a brain surgeon?
02:23 - No, I'm really citizen.
02:24 - Okay.
02:25 Well, you got a $100 Taco Bell, so congratulations.
02:28 I'll give you one year unlimited Netflix
02:30 if you can tell me your most obliterated story.
02:33 - Betting like $600 on a slot machine
02:36 and not winning (beep)
02:38 - Well, hopefully this Netflix gift card can help you out.
02:41 What is your most obliterated moment?
02:43 - I knocked my two front teeth out.
02:44 - How'd you knock your teeth out?
02:46 - Trying to get on an elevated platform, obviously.
02:48 - I'll give you a one year subscription
02:50 of unlimited Netflix
02:51 if you can tell me your most obliterated story.
02:55 - I was in the aria.
02:56 I was dancing to Biggie Smalls and Bone Thugs.
02:58 It's bone in biggie, biggie.
02:59 - Yep.
03:00 - It's bone in biggie, biggie.
03:01 - Yep.
03:02 - Next thing I know, I was in the hospital.
03:04 - Okay.
03:04 - I don't regret nothing.
03:05 - Well, enjoy this Netflix for a year.
03:07 - Oh, straight up.
03:08 - Have a good night.
03:09 - I wanna give her a hug next time.
03:10 - No, thank you.
03:11 There is a couple in Vegas tonight
03:15 that wants to get married.
03:17 Hi.
03:18 If you guys get married like right here
03:20 in this literal location,
03:22 you can win $500 poker chip to Sahara's Casino.
03:26 - We're down.
03:27 - Here's our priest.
03:28 - We're gathered here today
03:31 to celebrate this very special union.
03:34 Do you take Chance to be your unlawfully wedded partner?
03:38 - I do.
03:39 - And Chance, do you take Chrissy
03:40 as your unlawfully wedded partner?
03:42 - I do.
03:43 - I now pronounce you married.
03:44 (cheering)
03:46 - Does anyone else wanna get married
03:47 while we have the priest here?
03:49 You wanna get married?
03:50 - I don't want to, but you know what, hey.
03:52 Win in Vegas, baby.
03:54 I don't even know her name.
03:55 - If you two get married right now on the spot,
03:58 you will win $500 poker chip to Sahara's Casino.
04:01 - Ooh.
04:03 - Get over to that priest.
04:04 Come on.
04:05 You gotta hide that other wedding ring on right now.
04:09 - Love works in mysterious ways, huh?
04:10 - Yes, it does.
04:11 - Yes, it does.
04:12 - Face each other, please.
04:15 - Oh, well, hold on now, hold on.
04:17 Whoa, wait a second.
04:19 Marty, do you take Debra as your unlawfully wedded partner?
04:25 - Yes.
04:26 - And do you take Marty as your unlawfully wedded partner?
04:30 - Yes.
04:31 - You may now kiss.
04:35 (gasping)
04:37 I now pronounce y'all married.
04:43 - Congratulations, y'all.
04:44 - Congratulations.
04:46 I can't believe that just happened.
04:49 She is married.
04:50 - What's the craziest place
04:52 that you woke up post-obliterated?
04:54 - We asked the Jimmy John's delivery guy
04:55 to give us a ride home from the bar,
04:57 and he said no, but we got in the car,
04:58 so we woke up, we were still in his car.
05:00 - That doesn't look great on his end.
05:04 We'll see how many tacos you can eat in 30 seconds.
05:07 - Okay.
05:08 - Time to munch.
05:09 Ready?
05:10 Three, two, one.
05:11 Please don't choke 'cause I am no EMT.
05:13 He's, yeah, oh my God, he's really going in.
05:16 He is really going in.
05:18 Oh yeah, oh he is not (beep) around.
05:20 Yes, yes, you got this, yes.
05:25 You got this, chew it, oh wash it down
05:27 with the vitamin water, oh, yep.
05:30 He's going, oh my God, oh my God.
05:32 I have a chondriac over here.
05:33 Basically whoever does it just gets a prize for not choking.
05:36 There are a lot of camels in the show Obliterated
05:37 that's streaming now on Netflix.
05:39 And we have a camel right here that's about to break it down
05:41 for $100 Taco Bell gift card.
05:43 30 seconds of your best camel moves.
05:45 Cue music.
05:46 Let's see those humps.
05:48 Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-huh, yes, yep.
05:52 Oh, that looks like that was painful.
05:55 Do you need an ad though with the prize that you won too?
05:58 Look who's back.
06:00 Oh, don't choke please.
06:01 - Choke.
06:02 - Yeah.
06:04 Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
06:05 I hope you enjoyed it and if you did,
06:06 please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,
06:08 comment below, subscribe and follow me
06:09 on the rest of my social platforms.
06:11 And don't forget to stream Obliterated now on Netflix.
06:13 Bye.
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