Scary Godmother the Revenge of Jimmy Episode 2
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Short filmTranscript
00:00 [music]
00:04 Hannah, can you get that?
00:06 [music]
00:09 Hi, Puzzle.
00:11 [music]
00:21 Out of the way, Hannah.
00:23 [music]
00:24 Ew, a hairball.
00:26 [music]
00:28 Ew, a hairball.
00:30 [music]
00:38 It hit the magic calendar.
00:41 Clean up on aisle one.
00:43 [music]
00:46 Wow, Halloween is sure big.
00:49 It is big.
00:51 It's the most important holiday for everyone here on the front side.
00:55 Halloween's my favorite holiday too.
00:57 Of course it is, sweetie.
00:59 With the creeps and treats, monsters and sweets,
01:01 could you imagine anyone not loving Halloween?
01:04 I hate Halloween.
01:07 I hate, hate, hate Halloween.
01:10 Jimmy, stop muttering to yourself.
01:12 It's dinner time.
01:14 And don't make those faces at dinner table.
01:16 It'll get stuck that way.
01:18 What are we having?
01:20 Spaghetti and meatballs.
01:22 Hey, my favorite.
01:24 [music]
01:29 Oh, no.
01:32 Go ahead, eat me, Jimmy.
01:34 Then on Halloween, I get to eat you.
01:39 [screams]
01:41 [music]
01:52 If you're too busy right now, I can come back later.
01:55 Oh, Hannah, I'm never too busy for you.
01:58 What do you need?
01:59 Scary dust?
02:01 Magic cards?
02:03 Booze?
02:04 Kick-riding lessons?
02:05 No, I'm out of cobwebs.
02:08 [music]
02:13 Voila.
02:15 These are great.
02:17 Well, I'm no black widow, but I do what I can.
02:23 Great.
02:25 The decoration cupboard's locked, and I don't have my skeleton key.
02:29 Just Jimmy the lock.
02:31 Jimmy, I was supposed to call him.
02:33 Scary godmother, can I use your telephone?
02:36 Sure, just use my cell phone.
02:44 You won't eat me.
02:49 Harry, stop playing with your food.
02:52 [phone rings]
02:57 Hello?
02:58 Hi, Jimmy, it's Hannah.
03:03 Speak up.
03:04 Is this long distance?
03:05 You sound like you're calling from Norway.
03:07 What do you want, squirt?
03:09 We're all going to get pumpkins tomorrow.
03:11 Gotcha.
03:13 Do you want to come?
03:15 No, I'm not coming to get pumpkins.
03:18 But you can't have Halloween without pumpkins.
03:21 It was then that our Jimmy got himself an idea.
03:25 A nasty, mean, selfish, devilish idea.
03:30 Are you still there, Jimmy?
03:32 Jimmy?
03:34 If Halloween doesn't happen, the monsters can't get me.
03:38 It's so simple.
03:40 I'll just stop Halloween from coming.
03:42 Jimmy, what did I tell you about making faces?
03:46 Stop it or your face will freeze like that.
03:49 Oh, yeah, whatever.
03:52 Huh?
03:54 Uh-oh.
04:01 Jimmy doesn't want to get a pumpkin.
04:04 But without a pumpkin on Halloween, you ain't got Jack...
04:08 Oh, Lantern.
04:10 Oh, I'm sure he'll find his Halloween spirit.
04:14 Ooh, company.
04:19 Greetings.
04:21 Hannah.
04:25 Orson, are you okay?
04:27 Yeah, I just forgot.
04:29 You've got to invite us in.
04:31 Ow.
04:32 Does it hurt?
04:34 Oh, nothing can really hurt me.
04:37 Except the steak, or daylight, or holy water, or garlic, or...
04:45 Hey, whoa, there are a lot of things that can hurt me.
04:48 [laughing]
04:54 Oh, I'm so sorry.
04:56 Come in, come in, please.
04:58 Oh, King, Queen, and Prince of the Night.
05:06 We can't stay long.
05:08 Max, Orson, and I are going to the grocery store.
05:12 And knowing how busy you are, we wondered if we could get you anything.
05:16 Well, if you could pick up a big jar of shrieks and a six-pack of frights, that'd be great.
05:20 Done and done.
05:22 What are you going to be for Halloween, Hannah?
05:25 A veterinarian.
05:27 Or an astronaut.
05:29 Or a teacher.
05:31 Maybe a superhero.
05:33 Clown.
05:34 Pony trainer.
05:35 Kitten.
05:36 Telemarketer.
05:37 Firefighter.
05:39 Or a ballet dancer.
05:41 I'll see when I get to the store.
05:43 How about you?
05:44 What will you be on Halloween?
05:46 The same thing as every year.
05:48 My little Prince of the Vampires.
05:51 Ow!
05:52 Mom!
05:54 Halloween is an old-time holiday, requiring traditional formal clothing.
06:00 No dungarees and tennis shoes.
06:03 Ruby, my darling, you must show Hannah the coronation outfit you're making for Orson.
06:09 Oh, Hannah wouldn't be interested in my sketches.
06:13 Yes, I would.
06:14 Oh, no, she wouldn't.
06:16 Oh, yes, I would.
06:18 Please, Mom, don't.
06:20 Wow.
06:22 Very... capy.
06:25 Do I have to wear that?
06:27 I look like a dork in a crown.
06:30 Yes, you will be the Prince of Dorkness.
06:34 What? Dorkness is not good? What is a dork?
06:41 Can we just go? I'm dying of embarrassment.
06:46 It is a bit late for that, son.
06:49 Goodbye, Hannah. See you on Halloween.
06:52 Bye. See you on Halloween, Orson.
06:55 I guess so.
06:59 I gotta go, too. I have to finish putting up decorations.
07:02 Oh, Hannah, do you want to see my Halloween costume?
07:06 Sure.
07:08 Ta-da! I'm the Bone Ranger.
07:14 What do you think?
07:16 Hi-ho, Silver.
07:18 See you on Halloween.
07:20 You know it.
07:21 The party wouldn't be a party without you, Hannah.
07:25 (door opens)
07:27 Let's do this.
07:39 Those of you watching of a more sensitive nature
07:46 may wish to turn away for this next graphic scene of horticultural violence.
07:53 (grunting)
07:55 (laughing)
07:59 Take that, Halloween!
08:02 (laughing)
08:04 (laughing)
08:07 (grunting)
08:09 Ow!
08:11 Ow!
08:20 (gasps)
08:23 Oh, my gosh.
08:25 They're ruined.
08:27 Looks like someone snuck in last night and smashed all the pumpkins.
08:32 But without jack-o'-lanterns, we can't have Halloween.
08:36 (sighs)
08:43 Another chore is finished, scary taskmaster.
08:48 Have I finally paid my debt to society?
08:52 We can't have Halloween.
08:54 What's with the dramatic mood music?
08:59 Harry, what did you do with the clouds?
09:03 I just painted them.
09:07 I swear as a gentleman and an artiste.
09:10 Ooh, winter's come early this year.
09:16 I gotta make my Christmas cards.
09:18 That's not Jack Frost nipping at our noses.
09:21 Something's wrong, really wrong.
09:24 Black socks with sandals wrong.
09:26 My jack-o'-lanterns!
09:29 (screams)
09:30 Don't worry, caring godmother, I'll shave the pumpkins.
09:34 Scully, put some muscle into it.
09:40 I would, if I had any muscles.
09:44 I'm gonna need my socials.