Scary Godmother Halloween Spooktakular Episode 2
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00:00 Sure! I came because you needed me.
00:04 Now, what were you so scared of that it made you cry?
00:07 Monsters.
00:09 Monsters? Boy oh boy are you in luck!
00:12 Some of my best friends are monsters!
00:14 Come on, I'll take you over to my realm in the front side and introduce you.
00:18 Let's go!
00:19 Hang on!
00:26 Hang on!
00:28 [Music]
00:31 [Music]
00:34 [Music]
00:38 [Music]
00:41 [Music]
00:50 [Music]
01:05 [Music]
01:08 There we go!
01:23 What do you think?
01:24 Homie. Very homie.
01:29 [Laughter]
01:33 I wish I could have seen her face when she turned around and we were gone.
01:37 Priceless!
01:40 You've been filling her head full of stories all night, Jimmy.
01:44 She was so easy to scare.
01:47 We'll wait right here for her.
01:49 She'll come out screaming any second.
01:52 [Laughter]
01:55 [Laughter]
01:58 What are you looking for? Can I help?
02:12 We've got to find Scully.
02:16 He said he'd be here by now.
02:19 Scully?
02:22 [Music]
02:25 A monster!
02:30 That's no monster. It's just my broommate.
02:33 Oh my scary godmother!
02:35 Sorry to be so late, but I just had to get these old bones bleached for the party.
02:40 You look 300 years younger.
02:43 Party?
02:44 Sure. Our Halloween party.
02:47 Me and my broommates throw one every year.
02:49 I like parties.
02:51 It is the spookiest phantom fest in the whole realm.
02:55 Everyone will be there. It's practically a who's who of monsters.
03:00 And incidentally, who are you?
03:03 Scully, I would like you to meet my new friend, Hannah.
03:08 Hannah, this is Mr. Pettybone. He's our official skeleton in the closet.
03:13 Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Hannah.
03:17 Does everyone have a skeleton in their closet?
03:20 Almost everyone, little miss.
03:24 I work in the closets of all the old houses, keeping their secrets and just rattling around.
03:30 But when it comes to Halloween night, I love nothing more than to roll the bones in a good party.
03:37 You are staying for the party, aren't you?
03:40 Yes.
03:41 Oh, well, good.
03:45 I don't know.
03:47 Scary Godmother said that there will be monsters at the party, and I'm scared of monsters.
03:53 Oh, my. You just haven't met enough good ones yet.
03:57 You see, Hannah, monsters are a lot like spiders.
04:01 Some are real nice, and some are not so nice.
04:05 But all of them are creepy and crawly.
04:12 Was that supposed to help?
04:14 Yes. Do you think it worked?
04:16 Yes.
04:21 And now, a little atmosphere.
04:41 It landed!
04:44 Cool!
04:55 Oh, man, this is wasting our precious trick-or-treating time.
05:00 At least Daryl and I were smart enough to get some trick-or-treating in on the way here.
05:04 You know, if you pick first, then you won't need to trade with me all the time.
05:08 I don't like trading with you, Daryl. I never know what I want until you pick it out first.
05:13 Fine.
05:14 So, I'll trade you two caramels for three baby chocolate bars.
05:19 Okay.
05:20 And this little bag of gumdrops for this sugar cluster.
05:24 Okay.
05:25 And this shoeless joe for three kisses.
05:29 Okay.
05:31 Wait. I don't have any kisses.
05:35 Oh.
05:39 Breaker, breaker. We've lost contact with Katie and Daryl. Please advise Houston over.
05:45 Bert, nobody puts CBs in SUVs these days.
05:49 Uh, you just left your baby cousin to the mercy of killer monsters on Halloween night,
05:54 and you're concerned with the additions and upgrades in my cardboard SUV?
05:58 Eh, good point.
06:16 Here's the rest of the food. Ha! Our guests will be here any minute.
06:22 I'll get it.
06:24 How do I look?
06:25 Hmm. Frightful.
06:27 Too kind.
06:34 Ah! A monster!
06:37 Only to his mother. It's just Harry! Hi, Harry! Come on in!
06:42 Thank you, scary godmother. I don't mind if I do.
06:46 Mmm! Where are those wonderful smells emanating from?
06:50 The goody place, I believe. You won't mind if I just sample the delicacies, do you?
06:54 Ow!
06:55 Cowboy! Last year, you devastated the entire buffet before the other guests even arrived!
07:00 How dare you, sir! I come to a party to enjoy the company of good--
07:08 Now, sit!
07:12 Good boy. Shake!
07:15 Now, roll over.
07:17 Oh, please.
07:19 Roll over!
07:20 I will not degrade myself.
07:22 Over.
07:28 Good boy! Here!
07:32 Now, no more until everyone else shows up. And you'll be lucky to get that.
07:36 Oh, you'll be lucky if I don't bury your femur in the backyard, you scoundrel!
07:41 Harry! I want you to meet my new friend.
07:45 Hmm?
07:49 But it can't be!
07:50 It can't be what?
07:52 Oh, don't be coy, my dear. I'm really a huge fan.
07:56 You know who she is?
07:58 Of course! It's Ophelia St. Tartare, who played the princess of ectoplasmania in episode 42 of the Spectral Six!
08:08 She's practically in the same costume as well!
08:11 What a priceless in-joke for those of us who are longtime spectators, like myself, of course.
08:17 Hello, Miss Tartare.
08:22 It's not for me, it's for Miss Tartare. Do you mind if I call you Ophelia?
08:28 I don't mind, but it's not my name.
08:31 Harry, this is not Ophelia St.
08:33 Oh, I am such a huge fan of the show.
08:36 I must know every single line from every single episode.
08:41 Here's a treat that's fun to make and helps you get a word in edgewise.
08:45 Take two of your favorite crackers, spread one with jam, one with peanut butter,
08:48 mush them together and jam them into the mouth of the chattering werewolf.
08:52 Voila!
08:57 Now, Harry, this is my new friend, Hannah Marie, not Ophelia St. what have you,
09:01 who played Madame Lorde High Muckety Molasses from your favorite Scullivision show.
09:05 Scully, go tease him!
09:10 I'll get it!
09:13 Ah, silence. Music to my cranium.
09:19 Oh, marriage, I roll should be done. Ta-ta!