Scary Godmother Halloween Spooktakular Episode 5
Scary Godmother Halloween Spooktakular Episode 5
Transcript
00:00 As leader, I order you guys to go in there and bring out the baby.
00:03 You're the leader! You go in there and bring out the baby!
00:07 Okay. Well, I'll go.
00:09 No way! Monsters!
00:13 I told you, there's no--
00:15 Fine. I'll go.
00:18 I'm going with Jimmy.
00:20 And I'm going, too.
00:21 I'll be waiting for you right here.
00:23 Right here? Alone? In the dark?
00:28 We better get going!
00:30 [Door slams]
00:31 Who the heck are you? What are you doing here?
00:40 I'm Orson. I'm a vampire.
00:43 I'm Jimmy. I'm the devil. Happy Halloween!
00:47 Hey, have you seen a little kid dressed like a dumb fairy princess, probably bawling her eyes out like a big baby?
00:53 Fairy wings? Gold crown? Pink dress?
00:55 Yeah!
00:56 Nope.
00:57 [Sigh]
00:59 Oh, uh, this is Daryl. He's a piece of candy.
01:02 Katie, she's a cat.
01:03 And Bert, he's... uh...
01:06 He's a baseball player driving his SUV.
01:09 Nice laser cannon, by the way.
01:11 See? The vampire kid knows what I'm supposed to be.
01:15 Aw, he ain't no vampire.
01:17 He's just another dorky kid someone else dared to go into the spook house.
01:20 Am I right?
01:21 Heh, just for the record, I think you're a real vampire.
01:27 Hey, cut it out! This kid's not a real vampire.
01:30 I'm gonna tell my dad that you said I'm not a real vampire.
01:33 Tell him! Tell your mom, too!
01:35 Mom! Dad!
01:37 Darling, stop me if you've heard this one.
01:40 Four naughty kids walk into a spook house.
01:44 And?
01:45 Well, then...
01:46 And we eat them, of course!
01:48 Oh, now you'll tell the funny joke.
01:51 [Sizzling]
01:52 [Screaming]
01:54 Click, click, click.
01:57 ♪ Yo, big girls, yo, big A's ♪
02:03 ♪ Gonna serve you four kids on a plate ♪
02:07 [Clapping]
02:09 [Screaming]
02:22 Oh, yes, howl, howl, aren't I frightful?
02:25 Rend, tear, fold, mutilate.
02:29 [Gasps]
02:32 Candy!
02:33 [Grunting]
02:36 [Screaming]
02:40 Hurry, my minions!
02:42 Capture them before they reach the safety of the...
02:45 Basement!
02:46 [Screaming]
02:48 Basement?
02:51 [Screaming]
02:54 Whoo! Okay, good work, everyone!
03:03 Nice job!
03:04 [All talking at once]
03:06 [All talking at once]
03:09 We're safe. We made it.
03:12 We should probably stay here until the sun comes up.
03:15 Your cousin probably got eaten.
03:17 That'll be a tough one to explain to her foe.
03:21 Good thing Jimmy's the leader. He'll have to do it.
03:23 Shut up.
03:25 Daryl, I can't think with you breathing right down my neck.
03:28 Um, Jimmy?
03:29 I'm over here.
03:31 Boo.
03:32 [All screaming]
03:36 Oh, primity! Not the light of a flashlight!
03:40 Oh, my eyes! My eyes!
03:43 Follow me!
03:44 [All talking at once]
03:46 Save me, Hannah!
03:49 [Laughing]
03:51 Goodness! What a harsh light!
03:54 Gag!
03:55 I expire.
03:57 No! Not the light of a little lamp!
04:09 I cannot stand it!
04:12 Nor can I. I wither. I burn.
04:18 We are out!
04:20 Oh, I'm filthy!
04:25 [All screaming]
04:31 Look how that light radiates into my countenance!
04:36 'Tis too much for me and my pithy soul.
04:42 The light burns!
04:44 It burns worse than the worst burn ever!
04:46 Oh, mercy me! Is this the end of poor Harry?
04:49 It seems so.
04:51 Goodbye, Mother.
04:52 I can see a long tunnel with a bright light.
04:55 I move towards the light.
04:57 Oh, all right. I die. I flail.
05:02 Then I die.
05:03 [All screaming]
05:07 Thank you, everybody.
05:09 Bye, Hannah.
05:11 Bye, Orson.
05:12 Here, Hannah.
05:15 Will I ever see you again?
05:17 Any time you want to come back to the Fright Side for a visit,
05:20 just use this key in any door.
05:23 We'll see you soon.
05:24 Thanks, Scary Godmother.
05:26 Hannah, we need you!
05:28 Bring your flashlight!
05:30 Hannah! Hannah!
05:32 Would you mind holding my hand?
05:36 Oh, just in case you get scared, that is.
05:39 Not at all, Jimmy. Not at all.
05:43 [Suspenseful music]
05:45 I'd like to do it one more time, though, sir.
05:53 [All talking at once]
05:55 So, any pizza left?
06:00 What? No, it's hungry work!
06:03 I've built up quite an appetite.
06:04 It's not easy scaring people, you know.
06:06 Oh, no, no, no, please don't come any closer.
06:09 Bugaboo, bugaboo.
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