Scary Godmother Halloween Spooktakular Episode 3
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00:00 [Scary Goldmother screams]
00:02 Hello, Count Max, Ruby, Orson!
00:06 Good evening, Scary Goldmother!
00:09 I know it's intimidating being around royalty, but don't worry!
00:13 We should offer them some refreshments, don't you think?
00:16 You need a chocolate-covered fly?
00:18 Mmm, do not mind if I do!
00:21 Not for me, darling. I'm watching my figure.
00:24 Mmm, dark chocolate!
00:26 Shall we move to the other room?
00:29 Lovely!
00:30 Delightful!
00:31 Okay!
00:32 Why are they just standing there?
00:37 Oh no, that's right!
00:39 Vampires can't enter a house unless you invite them in!
00:42 Really? That's very polite.
00:45 Oh yes.
00:46 I'm thrilled to have the king and queen of the night grace my humble home!
00:51 The pleasure is ours.
00:53 The place looks great!
00:55 Help yourselves to the food.
00:58 Scary Goldmother!
00:59 Oh no! This is my friend, Hannah Marie!
01:03 [Gasps]
01:05 Hannah, this is Count Max, his wife Ruby, and their son Orson!
01:11 Hi!
01:12 Hi! Are you a real vampire?
01:17 Of course I'm a real vampire! Are you a real human?
01:20 Yeah, but you're just a kid.
01:23 So are you!
01:24 Do you go to school?
01:25 Sure, night school. Don't you go to school?
01:28 I go to school. Sacred Heart.
01:31 Mmm, sounds tasty. But you go during the day.
01:35 So?
01:36 How can you see with all that sunlight in your eyes?
01:38 I can't see in the dark.
01:41 You can't?
01:42 It's his first real human. Cute!
01:45 Do you sleep in a coffin?
01:47 Sure! I've slept in my own coffin since I was three.
01:50 You mean you still share a coffin with your parents?
01:53 No! I mean, yes. I mean, I don't sleep in a coffin at all.
01:59 You're homeless?
02:01 Orson, honey, Hannah's not from around here.
02:04 Why don't the two of you fly off and enjoy the party?
02:07 Okay!
02:08 Can't you fly with those wings?
02:14 Nuh-uh.
02:15 Race you to the kitchen, then.
02:17 No, no! No running! You'll...
02:21 (screams)
02:23 Hey! I can talk again!
02:45 Be still, my beating ribcage.
02:51 Quiet, Philistine!
02:53 Hello, Max.
03:04 Good evening, Harry. It is nice to see you.
03:08 Nice to be seen!
03:10 Oh, Miss Ruby! Delightful to see you, my dear.
03:19 So, Max, you run in a celebrity crowd.
03:22 Do you think you'll be seeing Miss Crystal?
03:25 If you do, perhaps an autograph?
03:29 Harry?
03:30 Yes, Max?
03:31 Look deeply into my eyes.
03:33 Okay!
03:34 Look in my mouth.
03:36 Cease your chattering and sleep.
03:39 Sleep? On an empty stomach? But I...
03:45 But it's better. Some peace and quiet. I feel.
03:50 Oh, I like the way you think, Count Max.
03:53 Can I get you a drink?
03:55 Thank you. Bloody Mary!
03:57 Oh, the Mary!
03:59 Hey, hey, hey! You start the party without me?
04:05 Heaven forbid! It wouldn't be a party without you here, Bugaboo!
04:09 Come on up!
04:10 (screams)
04:13 (screams)
04:15 It's okay. It's okay, Hannah. Take a deep breath.
04:25 (screams)
04:29 If I start scaring kids after hours, I'm going to put in for overtime.
04:33 Now calm down, kid. Calm down!
04:37 Help me! Help me!
04:39 What? I'm not doing nothing!
04:41 Bugaboo, you're scaring her worse!
04:43 Oh, no! Oh, no!
04:45 It's okay. It's not a puppy. I'm paying.
04:47 (laughs)
04:48 This is awesome!
04:49 (snores)
04:51 (laughs)
04:52 (screams)
04:53 (screams)
04:57 Come on, Hannah! Come here!
04:59 (laughs)
05:00 Look at these screams of a peasant when he misses!
05:02 Come on! 42! You don't even like a puppet!
05:05 My flashlight's down, baby!
05:08 Yeah!
05:10 Take that!
05:11 What are you? A coal miner?
05:18 But my dad said...
05:20 Uh, Hannah, flashlights only work on monsters that hide in your closet.
05:26 Yeah, and Bugaboo is a monster that hides under your bed.
05:30 Nice cover.
05:31 I don't care what kind of monster he is.
05:33 Keep him away from me.
05:35 He's big and mean and scary looking.
05:38 Oh, I'm sorry.
05:40 I didn't mean to ruin the party.
05:43 Maybe I should go.
05:44 (groans)
05:46 No, wait! You don't have to go.
05:48 No, no, I understand. It comes with the job.
05:52 (all talking at once)
05:56 Maybe you're not that mean after all.
06:03 Well, to tell you the truth,
06:05 monsters aren't mean.
06:08 Big and scary, yeah, but not mean.
06:11 Big and scary is right.
06:13 Oh, you're just trying to butter me up.
06:17 Does that mean you'll stay?
06:19 You got it! After all, it is my house.
06:24 All right, then. Let's party!
06:27 (upbeat music)
06:31 Door is ajar. Door is ajar. Door is ajar.
06:52 Will you stop that?
06:56 Please fasten your safety belts.
06:59 Why isn't she screaming yet?
07:02 (screams)
07:04 (upbeat music)
07:08 (screams)
07:24 (upbeat music)
07:28 (upbeat music)
07:55 (crickets chirping)
07:59 Now what are we gonna do?
08:04 We've practically missed Halloween.
08:06 This isn't funny anymore.
08:09 We've gotta go in and get Hannah.
08:11 She's gotta be scared to death by now.
08:13 Look, I'm the leader of this group, and I say we wait.
08:17 Who made you leader?
08:19 What do you mean? Of course I'm the leader.
08:21 That's not fair. We didn't even vote.
08:24 You wanna vote? Fine, we'll vote.
08:27 Who wants me for leader?
08:30 Okay. Who wants Bert for leader?
08:36 Daryl?
08:39 Katie?
08:41 That's one vote for everyone.
08:43 I demand a recount!
08:46 That's still one vote for everyone.
08:51 Recount!
08:53 That's one vote for everyone.
08:55 Recount!
08:57 What are you doing? Nobody has changed their vote.
08:59 I just wanna see how long he'll keep this up.
09:02 Oh.
09:03 Recount!
09:05 That's one vote for everyone.
09:08 Recount!
09:09 Will you two stop it?
09:11 (sighs)
09:12 We'll do rock, paper, scissors.
09:15 Ready?
09:16 Go!
09:18 (grunting)
09:19 All rock. No winner.
09:21 (grunting)
09:22 All rock. No winner.
09:24 (grunting)
09:25 All rock. No winner.
09:27 Look, wise guys. Nobody is gonna win if we all do rock.
09:31 Is that clear? Ready? Go!
09:34 Ha! Rock beats scissors, scissors, scissors!
09:37 I'm still leader and I rule no more voting.
09:41 So, what now?
09:42 Stick it in park and wait.
09:45 (explosion)
09:51 (dramatic music)