Scary Movie 3 Episode 7

Transcript

00:00 [music]

00:07 Please, sir, all I need is five minutes.

00:10 And I told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on-air rants about the supernatural.

00:15 I know. This station is about sex, violence, and the weather.

00:19 Yes, that reminds me. We're going to need that porn star shot dead in a hurricane story. One hour.

00:25 Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston threatens a clothing optional beach where just yesterday a naked couple was brutally murdered.

00:33 This just five miles from the spot where the last naked couple was brutally murdered.

00:37 Turning now to sports.

00:39 And an evil videotape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days.

00:44 It's true. We're all in danger.

00:47 There's an alien force out there that's trying to prevent you from knowing the truth.

00:51 Campbell, are you insane?

00:52 It's a horrible fake.

00:53 Cousin, can't you do this?

00:54 Correction, there really is no danger.

00:56 Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said.

00:59 Yes, I did.

01:00 [arguing]

01:04 Oh, Shizzle Gizengar.

01:06 [arguing]

01:16 I've been cleaning after this dumbass Cracker Giggins for ten years.

01:20 But I've been hitting it with his woman for twelve.

01:23 Know what I'm saying, nigger?

01:24 She likes her some chocolate.

01:26 Sharpton for president, y'all.

01:28 I'm outtie.

01:29 Peace.

01:31 [music]

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