Scary Movie 3 Episode 9
Scary Movie 3 Episode 9
Transcript
00:00 Thank you all and welcome to the White House. The Mother Teresa Awards recognize those who
00:07 have overcome the severest handicaps and disadvantages to help others in their communities. The young,
00:15 the old, black and white, our Native American friends, hey, how are you? Hey, how are you?
00:23 Well, it is therefore my honor to present each and every one of you with this symbol
00:30 of merit. The room is secure, Mr. President. Or is it? Sir? I've been thinking, Thompson.
00:38 What if the aliens could take over human bodies? They'd look just like us, or almost. I never
00:50 would have thought that. We should be on alert for anything suspicious. They could be anywhere,
00:57 even... Right here. My God, we'd never see the attack coming. It's frightening, sir.
01:04 Don't panic. We'll just move slowly toward the exit. It's happening. I knew it. You'll
01:11 never take me alive. She's scrambling my brain. I'll get her. I'm going to get her. I'm going
01:19 to get her. Oh, no, you don't. Get out of my way. Good work, sir. Good God, the small
01:26 ones have metal teeth. Jerry's kids, my ass. Mr. President. Mr. President, have you gone
01:35 completely insane? Like a fox. We've got to talk to the one person who saw this coming,
01:42 Cindy Campbell. She knows how to defeat the aliens. This filthy rotten scum. Get out of
01:49 my planet. No! Mr. President, is everything all right? The exits are all blocked. I'll
01:54 find one, sir. Everybody clear! This way, sir! God, this is exciting. You're excited?
02:01 You should feel my nipples.
02:06 [Music]
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