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Fantasy Booking Warfare makes its long awaited return! This time there’s a twist though! Shao Khan of Booking Adam Blampied has assembled YouTubeRealm’s greatest booking combatants for a tournament to decide the one true Fantasy Booking Champion. But Adam will merely be setting the challenges, it is you, the audience, who have the power to decide who wins and who loses. YOU are Judge Judy and executioner.
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00:00 Hello I'm Adam, hailing from parts far known and welcome to Fantasy Booking Warfare!
00:07 It's time for another first round contest in this 7 match single elimination tournament
00:14 to crown the Fantasy Booking Warfare champion.
00:18 Last week we saw Alyx do her best to try and overcome the domination of Mr Davis, but unfortunately
00:26 she was voted down.
00:28 Oli has advanced to the semi-finals, the only question remains is who's going to join him
00:34 there as Denise "The Hammer" Salcedo takes on her very best friend Luke Owen as they
00:42 book the final run of Brock Lesnar.
00:54 I am joined by our competitors for this round of Fantasy Booking Warfare, I am joined by
01:02 Luke Owen, and I am joined by the hardest working woman in all of sports infotainment,
01:10 Denise Hollywood "The Hammer" Salcedo.
01:16 Dos Bagels.
01:17 I was like how many nicknames, I've lost track of all the nicknames, Juicy, I mean I don't
01:22 know they just come at me, shouldn't I be booing Luke?
01:25 Yeah that's a new one.
01:26 Yeah that happened on our podcast, I nearly broke Luke.
01:31 But here's to not be booing you Luke, because you're my opponent in this right?
01:35 And I guess so too, I feel like I should be booing you as well, but like the week that
01:38 you've had, where like Sean was outright picking on you on the Fightful Poe show for Raw, and
01:44 then the comments started picking on you as well, I don't know if I can be mean to Denise
01:48 on this show.
01:49 My life is falling apart.
01:50 But gang, this is fantasy book and warfare, okay, there are no friends in fantasy book
01:55 and warfare, so I am going to have to hear a bit of trash talk between team Danuque please.
02:00 Boo!
02:01 There it is.
02:02 Stop it Luke, you suck!
02:04 Hot stuff, alright.
02:07 The claws are bared.
02:10 Okay before we start, first of all we need to decide who is going first, obviously Oli
02:16 went first last time and won, so maybe there's an advantage in going first, who knows.
02:21 But let's say Luke, do you have a D6 two hand?
02:24 I do indeed, it is from Ghostbusters 2 the board game, so the 6 is the Ghostbusters 2
02:30 logo.
02:31 Isn't that a bit of fun?
02:32 Kickstarter, 220 bucks.
02:34 So odds, Denise gets to decide, evens, Luke gets to decide.
02:39 Oh, okay.
02:41 It's a 2.
02:42 It's a 2.
02:43 So would you like to go first or second?
02:48 Now statistically it makes more sense for me to go first, unless Denise is real bad,
02:52 in which case I might stand a chance.
02:54 Well it might be really bad.
02:56 I didn't say it is, I said it might be.
03:00 It might.
03:01 I would like to go first please.
03:05 Okay, trying to continue Oli's hot streak.
03:09 Absolutely, let me share my screen as we watch, I almost forgot your name, your name
03:15 is Luke, as we watch Luke booking the final run of Brock Lesnar.
03:24 Brock Lesnar beats Goldberg in a rematch of the best match they ever had at Wrestlemania
03:27 33.
03:28 Cool, we done?
03:29 Awesome.
03:30 Done.
03:31 Very easy, nice one.
03:32 Nailed it.
03:33 Love that, great stuff.
03:34 That's 8 minutes of blood.
03:35 I'm just kidding, I'm totally just kidding, I'm going to do a proper one.
03:38 We join our story the night after Summerslam where Bobby Lashley retained the WWE Championship
03:45 against William Goldberg.
03:46 There's no one left to challenge the almighty MVP proclaims.
03:51 Not even the legend that is Goldberg can dethrone Bobby Lashley.
03:56 So Bobby is putting out an open challenge.
03:59 Paul Heyman walks out onto the stage.
04:02 The crowd goes nuts because they're expecting Roman Reigns to follow, but he instead does
04:07 his Ladies and Gentlemen shtick and brings out Brock Lesnar.
04:12 Brock is about to accept the open challenge when Keith Lee interrupts.
04:16 You see, he remembers what happened at the Royal Rumble, even if WWE don't, and a number
04:22 one contender's match is made for Extreme Rules.
04:26 Brock Lesnar vs. Keith Lee.
04:28 Brock wins, but in doing so finally establishes Keith Lee as a top contender on Raw, which
04:34 he should have been last year.
04:37 And at Payback Brock Lesnar beats Bobby Lashley for the WWE Championship.
04:42 The Almighty has been conquered, and Twitter gets really angry.
04:46 But what this sets up is a Survivor Series main event clash.
04:49 WWE Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Universal Champion Roman Reigns.
04:55 The man who has been dominating WWE since his return last August vs. the man he can't
05:02 beat on a big stage.
05:04 Even Jimmy and Jey question him about this.
05:07 Can you really do it?
05:08 Can you really beat him?
05:09 "Of course I can," Roman says.
05:11 "I'm the head of the table."
05:13 But the look in Roman's eyes says differently.
05:16 He's been in the ring with Lesnar before, and he's never come out the victor.
05:21 But perhaps more enticingly about this matchup is that Paul Heyman is the advocate for both
05:27 men.
05:28 At Survivor Series he's going to have to make a choice.
05:31 Does he stick with the head of the table, or does he back the beast?
05:35 The crowd are electric for Summerslam.
05:38 Roman has never beaten Brock on a big stage before, and this is his chance.
05:42 And Roman comes out without Paul Heyman.
05:46 Brock Lesnar's music hits, and Paul Heyman comes out with him.
05:51 Swerve!
05:52 Just when it looks like Brock is about to beat Roman, Heyman tells the Usos to get in
05:57 the ring and attack Lesnar.
06:00 A DQ!
06:01 Boo!
06:02 Says the crowd, and presumably Twitter.
06:04 Heel heat!
06:06 Says WWE writers.
06:07 But you see, this wasn't about the match.
06:10 This is about the post-match angle.
06:12 Jimmy and Jey tie Brock's arms into the rope.
06:15 While Paul is screaming at him about no longer being the next big thing, Roman Reigns hits
06:20 a spear on Brock Lesnar.
06:22 Lesnar doesn't drop to the mat, his arms are tied up in the ropes, held there by the
06:26 Usos.
06:28 Another spear.
06:29 Another spear.
06:30 Another spear.
06:31 Another spear.
06:32 The crowd that was once hot with heat, now feel concerned for Brock.
06:37 Another spear.
06:38 Another.
06:39 Another.
06:40 Another.
06:41 Blood pouring out of the mouth of Lesnar.
06:42 Michael Cole screaming about how no one has ever put the beast in this sort of position.
06:47 The following day, WWE.com posts "WWE has come to terms with the release of Brock Lesnar.
06:56 We wish him well in his future endeavors."
06:59 It's leaked to Dave Meltzer and Sean Ross Sapp and Andrew Zarian that this is due to
07:03 those budget cuts we've heard so much about.
07:06 Brock is gone for real.
07:07 A tournament is held to crown a new WWE Champion, because Brock is gone.
07:11 And the final sees Keith Lee beat Bobby Lashley to become the champion.
07:15 That rub he got from being beaten by Lesnar finally pays off, and it's a new era for
07:21 Monday Night Raw.
07:23 Here on Smackdown, Roman is the man who killed the beast.
07:26 Heyman celebrates their master scheme, and Roman asks him, "Scheme?
07:32 What scheme?
07:33 You know, me and you working together to retire Brock Lesnar.
07:36 No, no, no.
07:38 I retired Brock Lesnar.
07:40 I'm the guy that took your guy and put him out to pasture.
07:44 He's no longer the next big thing.
07:46 And right now, I'm the only thing."
07:50 And the only thing that matters now is that on January 17th, 2022, Roman Reigns is going
07:56 to become the new longest reigning Universal Champion in history, beating the record of
08:02 504 days set by, you guessed it, Brock Lesnar.
08:07 With Roman retaining over Sami Zayn at TLC, it's almost a surefire thing now, especially
08:12 as he won't have to defend the title until the Royal Rumble.
08:15 But there's an upstart who wants to ruin those plans.
08:19 A man by the name of Adam Cole.
08:23 Cole tells Roman that he didn't retire Brock Lesnar.
08:27 He got lucky.
08:28 Roman is pissed, so much so that he calls Adam Cole a bitch.
08:32 Yeah, it's that serious.
08:35 Cole challenges him to a championship match on the January 14th episode of Smackdown.
08:40 If Roman wins, he'll become the longest reigning Universal Champion.
08:45 But if he loses, he'll be exposed as a fraud.
08:48 On January 14th, Roman Reigns vs. Adam Cole is the main event of Smackdown, and as most
08:53 would expect, the Usos try to get involved.
08:56 But who should run down to even the odds but Kylo Reilly, Roderick Strong and Bobby Fish.
09:03 Roman grabs a chair, but Swerve is stopped by Paul Heyman.
09:08 Confused, Roman turns around and gets hit with the last shot from Adam Cole, who pins
09:14 Roman Reigns to become the Universal Champion.
09:18 The following week, an irate Roman Reigns calls out Paul Heyman to explain his actions.
09:23 Heyman tells him that there is only one person who earned the right to be the longest reigning
09:29 Universal Champion.
09:31 And I think you know the guy.
09:33 Brock Lesnar's music hits, and he runs down to brawl with Roman Reigns while the crowd
09:38 goes wild.
09:39 A lot of this all depends on whether people actually believe Brock is gone.
09:43 I hope they do.
09:44 Plus it's my fantasy world, and they do.
09:47 But the following week, with a WrestleMania challenge laid down, Roman refuses.
09:53 Why should I accept, he says on that Smackdown episode.
09:57 What do I gain from beating Lesnar?
10:00 My client knew that you wouldn't accept his challenge for WrestleMania, Heyman proclaims.
10:06 Which is why he's prepared to make you a deal.
10:09 Not a deal, a chance.
10:12 A chance to prove your doubters wrong.
10:15 You see Roman, in 2015 you were handpicked to be the top guy in this company over the
10:20 likes of Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose.
10:23 And that was a mistake.
10:24 All because you couldn't get the job done when it came down to it.
10:29 You had the chance at WrestleMania 31, and you blew it.
10:32 You had the chance at WrestleMania 34, and you blew it.
10:37 So here's your chance, Roman.
10:39 Your chance to silence the naysayers, and beat the beasts.
10:44 And if you can, which you won't, Brock Lesnar will retire.
10:49 You want people to acknowledge you?
10:51 You want the fans to acknowledge you?
10:53 They could acknowledge you as the man who rids WWE of the part-timer Brock Lesnar.
11:00 It's the finisher spamming match that we've all come to expect at this point, but in the
11:05 end it's the hand of Roman Reigns that gets raised.
11:10 He finally gets that big win over Brock Lesnar, and Brock Lesnar is done in WWE.
11:17 And this can spin off into a Family vs. Undisputed Era feud, especially as Fish and O'Reilly
11:22 beat The Usos on that Mania card to win the tag team title.
11:28 As for Brock, he has his final moments in the ring with the man who brought him to this
11:32 dance, Paul Heyman.
11:35 Pyro goes off, Vince, the production crew, the roster, all come out onto the stage and
11:39 give him his final send off.
11:42 The man who first won his title after a mega push in 2002 is leaving the company for good
11:48 20 years later.
11:51 And Keith Lee won the WWE Championship, just remember that bit.
11:56 And Adam Cole won the Universal title.
11:59 And the M-Speed Era back.
12:01 And Bobby Fish got rehired.
12:02 Luke, I'm sorry!
12:03 But I was feeling a little nervous about my fantasy booking.
12:09 After seeing your video, I'm feeling a little bit more confident in myself.
12:12 Because my story is way better.
12:13 You don't stand a chance, do you?
12:14 Do you bring back Bobby Fish?
12:17 Do you get a man his job back?
12:18 Do you make Keith Lee the WWE Champion?
12:20 I don't think so.
12:21 My story?
12:22 Watch, you'll see it has emotion.
12:23 It has the meaning.
12:24 And it has poise.
12:25 Mine has motion.
12:26 Mine has loads of emotion.
12:27 Brock Lesnar's always beaten Roman Reigns on the big stage.
12:28 You took way too much time.
12:29 I'm sorry.
12:30 I'm sorry.
12:31 I'm sorry.
12:32 You took way too long to get to the point.
12:35 And you distracted from the main story like a million times.
12:40 It's salt and pepper.
12:41 I'm using Brock Lesnar's retirement.
12:43 You know what you were trying to do?
12:46 I'm using Brock Lesnar's retirement to build a new era of WWE.
12:50 Which I've done so with two new champions on either brand.
12:53 Luke, you were just trying to get brownie points by mentioning fan favorites.
12:58 You were like, "Oh, Keith Lee.
13:00 Oh, this.
13:01 Oh, that."
13:02 I was like, "Oh, brother."
13:04 And it'll work.
13:05 I mean, I will say, shameless pandering for putting the title on Keith Lee, Luke.
13:11 Just shameless, especially considering who's at the head of the table here.
13:16 Absolutely shameless.
13:17 Of course, yes.
13:18 So let's dive into the booking.
13:21 I mean, it is a booking based around something that's wrong.
13:24 Roman's beaten Brock before.
13:25 That's the whole thing, right?
13:27 That's what Vince has always wanted.
13:30 That's what Vince has always wanted, was just like Roman to beat him at WrestleMania.
13:34 And I've given them that.
13:36 I mean, no one remembers that SummerSlam match.
13:39 Clearly, Adam.
13:40 Clearly.
13:41 Obviously, no one remembers it.
13:42 So I've given Roman finally that big win over Brock, specifically at WrestleMania.
13:48 Thanks, Luke.
13:49 Finally putting over that young upstart Roman Reigns.
13:52 Dude, Adam Cole's the champion.
13:55 Great thing you now fit into WWE creative.
13:59 You forgot your own product.
14:01 We have to move on.
14:03 We will have a bit more time at the end of this to compare them side by side.
14:07 But we must move on to Denise Salcedo's booking, which I personally can't wait for.
14:14 Luke is rolling up his sleeves, ready to go.
14:15 I was half asleep when I wrote this, okay?
14:16 Oh, sorry, Denise.
14:17 I thought you were confident about this.
14:18 I am confident, which is sad, because I was half asleep when I wrote this.
14:25 Well, let's enter together into the sleep-addled mind of Denise Salcedo as Denise books the
14:33 final run of Brock Lesnar.
14:38 The story starts at SummerSlam 2021.
14:42 Roman Reigns versus John Cena.
14:45 It's simple.
14:46 Roman Reigns defeats John Cena.
14:49 Then WWE keeps on feeding opponents to Roman Reigns.
14:54 Roman Reigns continues to defeat them.
14:57 You have Roman Reigns getting stronger and stronger.
15:01 One day, you notice that Paul Heyman does not have the same wide-eyed look that he normally
15:08 has.
15:09 No, no, no.
15:11 Instead, Paul Heyman is distracted.
15:15 Why is he distracted while the tribal chief, the head of the table, Roman Reigns, is talking?
15:21 We do not know.
15:23 But Paul Heyman is looking at his phone like a 13-year-old girl talking to her crush.
15:29 Roman Reigns notices this, calls Paul Heyman out on it.
15:33 But- Get off your phone, Paul.
15:35 Paul Heyman is good with words.
15:37 Paul Heyman is able to convince Roman Reigns that it's nothing to be concerned about.
15:44 Roman has incredible feuds with guys on the roster, including Finn Balor, the now main
15:51 roster star Adam Cole, the now main roster star Tommaso Ciampa, this new version of Otis.
16:00 But these men, they all go back and forth with Roman Reigns.
16:05 They have incredible matches, but no one is able to defeat Roman Reigns.
16:11 However, all of these guys have gotten over by facing Roman Reigns, so they're not technically
16:16 buried in my fantasy.
16:18 Moving on.
16:19 Here comes the Royal Rumble.
16:20 On social media, WWE promotes that they are going to have multiple mystery entrants in
16:26 the Royal Rumble.
16:28 We don't know what number.
16:29 We don't know who they're going to be.
16:32 We don't know anything.
16:34 Entrance number one.
16:36 [SOUND]
16:39 Brock Lesnar is back and he enters number one in the Royal Rumble and he eliminates
16:47 everybody.
16:48 All right, not everybody, but a lot of people.
16:51 OK, he eliminates several men more than 13, more than 15.
16:57 Let's give him 21.
16:58 All right.
16:59 He eliminates 21.
17:00 All right, cool.
17:02 And he ends up winning.
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28:27 Jam that jam everyone. See you next week.
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