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Sometimes it is hard to put a good match together in a big box of steel and pain. Adam has compiled the ten worst Elimination Chamber matches ever and boy there are some doozies. Do you consider any of these matches to be good? Let us know in the comments below!
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Sometimes it is hard to put a good match together in a big box of steel and pain. Adam has compiled the ten worst Elimination Chamber matches ever and boy there are some doozies. Do you consider any of these matches to be good? Let us know in the comments below!
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00:00 Beefy Boys, in a box. Beefy Boys, giving socks. Beefy Boys, full of rocks. Let's go Limmy
00:06 Chambles.
00:07 It's time for the Elimination Chamber, WWE's second best use of pods outside whatever scientific
00:12 vat they grew John Cena in. Look at his mad body, no mortal parents could. In recent years,
00:18 WWE have used the Elimination Chamber as a break glass in case of bad booking way of
00:21 shuffling people into place for their WrestleMania endgame, and this year seems no different.
00:25 Apparently it's still anyone's game who's walking into WrestleMania as WWE Champion
00:30 at this point. Well, it's at least four people's guess. I don't think it'll be Lesnar or Theory,
00:35 but bloody hell Vince has done crazier things, so who the f*** knows. All in all, reasonably
00:39 exciting and while we're in the chamber mood, we were thinking about the best Elimination
00:43 Chamber matches ever, but then we realised we already did that one, so hold up, let me
00:46 work it, put my thang down, flip it and reverse it. I'm Adam Hailing from PartsFunknown and
00:50 here are the 10 worst Elimination Chamber matches ever.
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02:49 Number 10 - Summerslam 2003
02:51 So anyone who's seen our best elimination chamber matches list might think they're having
02:55 a stroke, because the Summerslam 2003 chamber match was also number 10 on that list as well.
03:00 You haven't gone insane, or maybe you have, I'm not your dad. The chamber match itself
03:03 was pretty damn great, with action worthy of a top 10, but its singular floor is so
03:07 fatal that it's awful enough to make it into the bottom 10 as well. Despite running through
03:12 almost the entire field like a ham bulldozer with double ham, instead of beating Triple
03:17 H and winning the big gold belt as he should have, Tripspile laid his groin injury in some
03:22 awful shorts into delaying Big G's coronation for another pay-per-view, instead conquering
03:27 the unconquerable beast with a stop hammer time, wretched booking the kind of bullshit
03:32 finish that sours what's otherwise a match full of wonderful spots, confining it to the
03:36 dustbin of bad Goldberg decisions, and that dustbin's getting pretty full.
03:41 Number 9 - Smackdown ECW 2008
03:43 Oh man, I feel really bad putting this match on the list, as it has quite possibly one
03:47 of the best closing spots in Elimination Chamber match history. Undertaker going over the ropes,
03:54 reversing Batista straight into a tombstone is not just a chef's kiss, but a French
03:58 chef's French kiss. It's just the rest of the match. Also has the great Kha Lee,
04:03 Finn Lee, and Big Daddy V in it. So, you know. It's quite boring for quite a while,
04:09 Batista and Undertaker are the two only actual people with a chance of winning, so they fight,
04:14 someone comes in, Batista and/or Undertaker kills them, rinse repeat. It's not the worst
04:18 thing in the world, Large Father V and the bad Kha Lee are eliminated before they have
04:22 a chance to gum up the works too bad, MVP takes one of the all-time great Chamber Pod
04:27 bumps, look at him go, and that last spot is a world-ender. It's just otherwise quite
04:32 weirdly lumpy, unremarkable, and lacking in star power outside of that, Batista, and Black
04:37 Ranger Chamber danger.
04:39 8. World Heavyweight Championship 2012
04:42 Stop it. You're wrong. I see you, heading to the comments section, to remind me of the
04:47 Santino Marella spot in this Chamber match, and yes, that one moment of wrestling wizardry
04:51 where WWE ever so briefly had us thinking that Santino Marella would be World Heavyweight
04:56 Champion going into WrestleMania. Cobra, Kickout, all very lovely. The rest of the match though
05:02 is just pretty boring. From memory, can anyone else name the people in it? Let me help. Great
05:07 Kha Lee, Big Show, real killer's row already, Cody Rhodes, Wade Barrett, like don't get
05:12 me wrong, it's not Dreadful, which is a big gold star on Kha Lee's report card, there
05:16 actually aren't that many out-and-out bad Chamber matches, but it's also 35 minutes
05:21 long, with 20 of those minutes going by without an elimination, and it must be repeated, Big
05:26 Show and Great Kha Lee are both in the thing, and they're the sunnying share of slow-moving,
05:30 poorly coordinated spots. I mean, unfathomably, the match starts with Barrett and Big Show.
05:35 Of course they got some boring chants, what are you doing WWE, Daniel Bryan's right
05:39 there!
05:40 7. Raw Chamber 2011
05:43 When the winner of a Chamber match is uncertain, good old Limmy Chambles is a wonderful exercise
05:48 in potential swerves and rising tension. However, the dark and stinky underbelly of a Chamber
05:53 match is that when the end result is never in doubt, Jesus Maybelline Christ, it can
05:58 be just half an hour of waiting for WWE to get to the bloody point.
06:02 One of the biggest offenders this match from 2011's Chambles pay-per-view to determine
06:06 who'd face The Miz at WrestleMania, the answer to that question was of course, it's
06:11 John Cena, innit? Everyone and their shambolic mothball grandmum knew it'd be him, and
06:14 no amount of John Morrison doing John Morrison things can lessen that juggernaut of impending
06:19 dread. Also, let's not forget that the match contains a bloody awful anonymous Raw General
06:23 Manager spot, where heel CM Punk's pod breaks, face Randy Orton exploits this, pins
06:29 him unfairly, then the heel Raw General Manager reinstates heel Punk, who was completely in
06:34 the right. That John Morrison bit was choice, though. So there's that. Cena wins LOL.
06:39 6. WWE Championship 2010
06:41 See above re-crushing inevitability, only this time at an angle that really doesn't
06:46 make sense and renders the entire match a bit pointless. Again, it's not dreadful,
06:49 it's just a bit weird. And a bit average. Cena is going to WrestleMania for the WWE
06:55 Championship match, this thing we know to be true because the sky was still up and fire
06:59 was still hot, despite a subplot of Legacy being on the edge of implosion and Kofi Kingston
07:03 doing fun jumps. There just isn't a whole bunch of meat on the bones here to justify
07:07 30 minutes. Cena wins with his terrible STF, and then Vince recreates the Edge Money in
07:12 the Bank cash-in from 4 years ago, only with Batista instead of Edge and with arbitrary
07:15 old man shenanigans instead of a briefcase. Batista then softly fed Big Match John his
07:20 Big Lunch John and was crowned WWE Champion in a last minute bit of WrestleMania reshuffling
07:24 that felt more random and confusing than shocking and unpredictable.
07:27 5. The Women's Match 2020
07:30 I really want to like this match. It's such a weird and borderline brave bit of booking,
07:36 sacrificing an entire match's level of enjoyment to create an unfeeling big boss that simply
07:41 doesn't care about you and getting your pay-per-view money's worth. And yeah it
07:45 did all of that, but f*** me running, this was an awful match to watch. The cast of characters
07:51 - Shayna Baszler and etc, with the Queen of Spades demolishing the entire field. She kills
07:57 everyone, including Asuka, once the Empress of Tomorrow and now the Absence of Today.
08:02 Shayna enters, eliminates someone with a Karafuda Clutch, then again, and again, and again,
08:07 and again. Every elimination the same. Problem is, she eliminates the field, waits for Liv
08:12 Morgan, eliminates her immediately, then has to wait for so long before Asuka can arrive.
08:17 The fans just turn on the whole thing because it's awkward. And sure, it's complementary
08:21 to Baszler's threat levels, but super exposing to her as a performer capable of feeling endless
08:26 minutes of nothing happening. And then Asuka vs Baszler massively underwhelms when it finally
08:31 happens, so very weird, almost brilliant, but ultimately a bad match to experience with
08:36 human eyes.
08:38 4. The Men's 2018
08:40 See above, only this time the monster who makes everyone else look like a duffel bag
08:43 full of rotten sausages doesn't even get the win. That goes to Courage the Annoying
08:47 Dog. A lot of this match was severely great. It had 7 competitors in Zeta 6, cause sod
08:52 it why not, the roster was jammed in 2018. Rollins, Balla, and Miz start it off, and
08:57 that's a lovely 7 words in a row right there. Old Man Cena with his existential crisis is
09:02 in there, giving sad face and the most mournful of waboo doos. Elias was over back then, and
09:07 so was Brawn who wrecked everyone, eliminating 5 out of his 6 opponents, one after the other
09:13 with running powerslams. Once was fun, twice was also fun, three was concerning, four made
09:18 the fans start to resent the fact that one of the best main event scenes in the world
09:21 was being munched like a chocolate cake in the path of Bruce Bogtrotter, and five was
09:26 just taking the piss.
09:27 No matter how over Strowman was, WWE sacrificed some of the best workers in the company to
09:31 make a monster for Roman to immediately slay, and he slayed him fairly easily. And so the
09:37 stage was set for Brawn to win the tag belts with a child, and for Roman and Brock to have
09:42 won the worst Mania main events ever. Super duper.
09:46 Number 3. The Tag Match, 2015. To quote the great Sarah Lynn, "That's too much, man."
09:52 2015 was a very bad year to be in Elimination Chamber, the Anus Heribolus you might say,
09:56 and I will because lol anus. Both chamber matches were really quite bad indeed, both
10:01 trainwrecks for different reasons. First up, the Tag Team Chamber match featured bloody
10:06 hell 13 people and one bull. Get nice and cozy in those pods boys, hope you've all
10:11 got a good one. First of all, it had a major problem of inevitability. New Day had just
10:14 been crowned champions, and via reasons of authority shenanigans, all three of them were
10:18 allowed to compete in the match. Get super cozy in that pod. It's an uncomfortable
10:22 day. Yes it is. Also, they entered last, there was no way they were losing, and the rest
10:27 is just a bit of a mess. Missed spots occasionally, it's heartbreaking to say, but Kalisto's
10:31 big dive from the roof was timed really weird and looked fairly crap, and the ascension
10:35 ran wild. Sure, that might as well also happen. It was nice to see Cesaro and Kidd, but other
10:40 than that, hard to watch jumble of bodies and teams, the majority of whom never set
10:44 the division on fire.
10:46 Number 2, the Extreme Elimination Chamber. I mean, I guess it's technically a functional
10:50 match, so that keeps it off the number one spot. I guess that's the most generous thing
10:54 you can say about it. Actually no, that's unfair, there are bits of this match that
10:57 work, but almost all those bits are immediately undone by some terrible nonsense. The chamber
11:02 is full of weapons, but some of those weapons never get properly used. No one even went
11:06 to the table, for f***s sake. CM Punk and RVD were in it, and everyone loved them, but
11:11 Rising Star Punk was the first one out at the hands of fellow babyface RVD, and everyone
11:16 hated that. Test did an amazing elbow drop from the pod, but the person he eliminated
11:21 was RVD, who everyone wanted to win, so everyone hated that. The match ended with a babyface
11:26 conquering the big boss big show, but the babyface in question was Bobby Lashley, and
11:31 no one wanted him as the face of ECW, so everyone hated that. It's a main event so bad of a
11:37 show that was so bad that Paul Heyman got legitimately sacked afterwards. When you hear
11:41 about hardcore matches shortening careers, this isn't normally what people mean. A tone-deaf
11:46 middle finger of a match, but still somehow a match, which at least makes it better than
11:51 number 1, the Intercontinental Chamber. 2015, great googly moogly. Heartbreaking when a
11:57 match breaks its leg and your shotgun is all out of shell, so it just slowly limps into
12:02 the forest to perish in a glade. Barrett vs Ziggler vs Sheamus vs R-Truth vs Mark Henry
12:06 vs Ryback for Daniel Bryan's recently vacated Intercontinental title, and the match itself
12:11 started fine. I mean, by definition it was a chamber full of midcarders, but Ziggler
12:15 was in there to flubber his ass around for everyone. Fortunately, though, he flubbers
12:20 a little too close to the sun, smashing into Mark Henry's pod, and the bulletproof plexiglass
12:24 panel falls out of its frame and tumbles to the ground, releasing the world's strongest
12:30 and then also most confused man. After a bit of fumbling where the ref tried to keep Henry
12:35 in the pod, the ref then had to be reminded, oh yeah, no disqualifications, Henry enters,
12:40 before Ryback then immediately joins the fray of well, so it's all out of order. An entrance
12:45 is skipped, Mark Henry's in there when he shouldn't be in there, and he's just standing
12:48 around while Ziggler desperately tries to distract the crowd by bumping everyone else,
12:52 and walking around like Bambi, learning to take her first steps, just so horribly exposing
12:57 as to how matches can fall apart at the slightest mishap. At one point the match is just Ryback,
13:02 R-Truth and Ziggler standing in the ring loudly discussing spots they need to do. Poor Lemmy
13:07 Chambles, poor wrestling, poor everyone.
13:10 And that's our list! What's your least favourite Elimination Chamber match? Let us know in
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