Skam Season 3 Episode 2 - (italiano)
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00:00 Why didn't you do something with me?
00:03 I want 10% of the narcotics.
00:08 And I want you and Penelope to be in a group.
00:11 Yeah, that's where they go to find a place.
00:14 And then...
00:15 There's a roof.
00:17 You're coming with us?
00:25 So that's why I asked if you wanted to be in a group with me.
00:30 Yeah, I had...
00:32 In a way, agreed to be together with...
00:35 Together with...
00:38 ...you.
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01:17 Step on it.
01:20 Is he hot?
01:22 He is.
01:24 I don't know.
01:27 Look.
01:28 He's probably hot.
01:31 Isaac, you can say if a guy is hot without being gay.
01:36 I said he's probably hot.
01:39 I'm going to meet him, you know.
01:45 Okay, you need my confirmation that he's hot before you meet him?
01:50 He wrote that he's not gay, but that he likes sucking dick. What the hell?
01:59 My boy, you're a year out of your period.
02:04 Iskall, why do you think all boys are gay?
02:11 I don't think all boys are gay, Isaac.
02:14 But I have a pretty good gaydar.
02:19 Do you understand?
02:21 How does that gaydar work? What's the sign of that boy?
02:25 Okay.
02:30 One clue is that you start talking to other boys about sucking.
02:36 Right?
02:38 [Silence]
02:44 You're a little suspicious when you have a gaydar profile.
02:48 Hi!
02:53 I'm in the room with Isaac.
02:59 Yeah, that's...
03:02 No, it's better now. I can clean up a bit.
03:06 You smell like shit.
03:09 [Door opening]
03:11 [Indistinct chatter]
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04:31 Yo! What's up, folks?
04:34 What's up?
04:35 It's me, Elvbakken.
04:37 Today, I'm going to talk to my best buddy, Evan.
04:45 What's up, bro? Can you tell me about the movie?
04:48 The movie is about Captain America and Vladimir Putin,
04:54 who fall in love with each other.
04:56 But they can't be together because Sarah Palin has an affair.
05:02 So every time they kiss, a Captain dies of AIDS.
05:08 Who's the Barbie? Is it Sarah Palin?
05:12 No, it's just a Barbie. I painted her a hot chick.
05:17 Sarah Palin is a hot chick.
05:21 What?
05:22 Bro, who's your favorite director?
05:27 Baz Luhrmann.
05:29 Seriously?
05:31 Seriously.
05:32 You're kidding me.
05:33 No, I'm not kidding.
05:35 Baz Luhrmann.
05:36 Why are you so skeptical?
05:39 He only makes tactical clichés, and the main character dies.
05:43 He makes epic love stories, man.
05:47 The main character has to die.
05:51 Otherwise, the love story isn't epic.
05:54 You're kidding me.
05:56 Bro.
05:57 What the fuck is going on?
05:58 Hello.
05:59 Are you okay?
06:05 I'm not okay.
06:07 You're not okay?
06:08 I thought you said it wasn't worth it.
06:10 Can you just give it to me?
06:14 And I don't see your friends at the group date either.
06:21 I can't force them to come either.
06:24 Control your hoes, I'm just saying.
06:27 I'm not up for this anymore.
06:31 Can't you all just be quiet?
06:33 No, I'm not either.
06:35 Where are you going, Ane?
06:37 Ane?
06:38 You can be quiet now.
06:41 Thanks.
06:48 Sanne and Isak.
06:53 Is this what you're up to?
06:55 What were you doing?
07:03 What were you putting in your bag?
07:06 My bag?
07:08 My kneecap.
07:10 A kneecap?
07:13 You can't name it on that...
07:15 ...flag...
07:16 ...10% of students use?
07:18 Are you a racist?
07:20 What's it called?
07:22 It's called a hijab.
07:24 Okay, a hijab.
07:25 But you two are going to follow me up here.
07:27 Please, you can start the class.
07:29 What's the subject?
07:31 You know, it's a subject that's pretty tough.
07:38 There's a lot to learn, a lot to read.
07:41 Ville?
07:52 Hi!
07:54 I was thinking, are there going to be any more...
07:57 ...group meetings?
07:59 It's so nice to have you involved.
08:03 We're not having any group meetings this week,
08:06 but next week is the Revi-Fest.
08:08 So we're having our own group.
08:10 Maybe you could join us?
08:13 Why?
08:15 Because mom's having a wine party,
08:19 and Eva's house is a total mess,
08:21 and Sanne's parents are Muslims.
08:23 But you could join us!
08:25 Maybe.
08:28 Why not?
08:29 Isaac's having a group before the Revi-Fest next Friday.
08:34 Maybe you'd like to come?
08:36 Group meeting?
08:39 What the hell do you want?
08:41 Why are you laughing like that?
08:44 Do you think Revi is a tight fit?
08:46 I mean, Revi is your social foundation,
08:49 and you have it at school,
08:51 if you don't get involved.
08:53 It's where classes, age,
08:55 and stuff, and races, and fun...
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09:44 Hey!
09:45 Did you get my message?
09:47 Uh... Sorry.
09:49 Uh... No, I didn't.
09:52 Uh, it was just that we were going to have a party,
09:57 so we were wondering if you'd like to come.
10:00 Uh, Friday?
10:03 Uh, I don't know.
10:05 I think...
10:07 Isaac has a brain injury, you know.
10:09 We're coming.
10:11 Okay, yeah, cool.
10:14 Right, I'll text you.
10:17 What the hell is up with you?
10:21 You're acting like a psycho.
10:23 I don't give a shit about you being a psycho.
10:25 What's up with the first year girls?
10:27 Where do they get their energy from?
10:29 Why do the first year girls go to the other girls
10:31 and invite them to bus force?
10:33 I mean, is that completely nonsense?
10:36 It's not like they're going after you.
10:38 What's the problem with you doing that?
10:42 The problem is that there's a system.
10:45 If the first year girls are going to sleep with the third year girls,
10:48 and the second year girls are also going to sleep with the first year girls,
10:50 who are we going to sleep with?
10:54 Okay...
10:56 So, I could go and get some beer.
11:04 Don't be a jerk.
11:09 Oh, you're such a joker.
11:13 What the hell do you mean?
11:15 Are you playing me?
11:18 What?
11:19 I'm so fucking sick of this.
11:22 I'm so sick of this.
11:24 I always had a hot chick.
11:31 Serpentine.
11:32 Serpentine, random hot chick.
11:34 What?
11:36 Bro, who's your favorite ex-girlfriend?
11:41 That's Norman.
11:43 Serious.
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14:23 [Message alert]
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15:01 [Message alert]
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15:07 [Upbeat music]
15:16 Said oh girl, it's acting like an electric deal
15:24 Baby girl, it's acting like an electric deal
15:34 I'm going to get a dick, I'm going to get a dick
15:43 One?
15:44 One dick, at least
15:46 One?
15:47 You have to be honest
15:48 Yeah, I'm going to get a dick
15:50 I'm going to get a dick, I'm sitting here like "ok, now you're going to get a dick"
15:54 I'm fucking drunk
15:56 Yeah, I'm so drunk
15:58 Yeah, what the fuck, you owe me a drink
16:02 Yeah, at the party Ine and Hedda had together
16:07 I gave you almost all of my sixpack
16:11 You owe me, remember me? I gave you like three beers at the party
16:15 You gave me a drink, and that's an eternity
16:19 Yeah
16:20 Ok, after me
16:22 Whatever
16:23 And then at that one party you didn't have a drink and I had a sixpack
16:27 And then you almost got the whole fucking sixpack and I gave you over what you had given me
16:33 That's so bullshit
16:34 Yeah, it does
16:36 Why are you saying that? You were there, weren't you?
16:39 No, but he knows, he understands
16:41 Huh?
16:43 So...
16:45 He's nodding, I'm nodding
16:47 Eskild Fixfus
16:49 Exil, Exil Fixfus
16:52 See you guys, talk to you later
16:54 See you, it's going to be good
16:55 And let us know when we should be there
16:57 Yeah, we'll figure it out
16:59 Bye
17:00 Bye
17:02 [City sounds]
17:05 [City sounds]
17:31 Hello?
17:33 Hello?
17:35 Hello?
17:37 Who am I?
17:39 Yeah
17:41 Who do I?
17:43 [City sounds]
17:59 [Speaking in Norwegian]
18:21 [Speaking in Norwegian]
18:47 Hello?
18:50 [Speaking in Norwegian]
19:09 [Speaking in Norwegian]
19:27 [Speaking in Norwegian]
19:38 [Speaking in Norwegian]
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20:19 [Speaking in Norwegian]
20:34 [Speaking in Norwegian]
20:47 [Speaking in Norwegian]
20:59 [Music]
21:15 [Music]
21:35 [Music]
21:51 [Speaking in Norwegian]
22:03 [Speaking in Norwegian]
22:27 [Speaking in Norwegian]
22:53 Caribbean Jerk BBQ?
22:55 Caribbean Jerk
22:57 [Speaking in Norwegian]
23:01 Chili?
23:03 Chili
23:05 Always chili
23:07 [Speaking in Norwegian]
23:13 [Speaking in Norwegian]
23:19 [Speaking in Norwegian]
23:29 [Speaking in Norwegian]
23:31 [Laughing]
23:51 [Speaking in Norwegian]
23:53 Um, yeah fuck it
23:55 [Laughing]
23:57 [Speaking in Norwegian]
24:19 [Sprinkling pepper]
24:25 [Sprinkling pepper]
24:37 [Sprinkling pepper]
24:49 [Speaking in Norwegian]
24:55 [Sprinkling pepper]
25:00 [Speaking in Norwegian]
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25:30 [Speaking in Norwegian]
25:32 E-box, give me the beats
25:34 [Speaking in Norwegian]
25:42 [Speaking in Norwegian]
25:44 [Laughing]
25:46 [Phone ringing]
25:48 [Speaking in Norwegian]
25:50 [Speaking in Norwegian]
25:52 We're going to have to wait a bit.
25:54 But we have to.
25:56 I have lots of beer.
25:58 - Hello everyone. - Hi.
26:06 - It's been a while, but welcome. - Thanks.
26:10 - What are we doing tonight? - This one was taken.
26:18 - There's a guest in there. - Yes, there's a guest.
26:22 - Hi. - Hi.
26:24 - You have to say hello. - Hi, I'm Lise.
26:27 - Isak. - Nice to meet you.
26:29 - Isak. - Eskild.
26:30 - And this is Sonja, my lady. - Sonja. Nice to meet you.
26:34 Isak.
26:36 - The lady has become a monthly saleswoman. - Is that true?
26:40 - What? - Yes.
26:42 - That's so nice of you. - Yes, it's fun.
26:44 - You have to be proud. - Yes, I'm very proud.
26:47 - I got a beer last night, but I'm always so angry. - He's flirting with the boss.
26:52 - He's flirting a bit, but it's okay. - It's not what you got now.
26:56 - Cheers. - Cheers.
26:58 - I'm going to put this on. - Okay.
27:00 - I'm going to put this on. - Okay.
27:03 - One, two, three.
27:06 - Can you put this on for me?
27:22 - I'm sorry. - It's okay.
27:24 - I'm sorry. - It's okay.
27:27 - I'm sorry. - It's okay.
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28:06 (upbeat music)