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00:00 I'm about to go home, stick my feet up and watch some trashy TV myself.
00:03 Oh, you can watch it here if you like.
00:05 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll watch it here.
00:07 Great!
00:08 Well, if you free up later, give me a shout.
00:10 Yeah, will do.
00:11 Oh, stick your tongue back in, Nadira.
00:13 Heard all about you and Lacey, dancing around each other like a don't-know-what.
00:17 Are we really gonna do this?
00:19 Taron Corrine's career?
00:20 Romeo.
00:21 If a fake fight is what the people want, then a fake fight is what the people are gonna get.
00:26 Who posted this?
00:27 It's from an enormous account. Everyone's sharing it.
00:31 How stupid do you have to be to get caught like this?
00:34 [MUSIC]
00:44 [MUSIC]
00:54 [MUSIC]
01:04 [MUSIC]
01:14 I'm not a hateful person, but you are calling me a drama queen, and so...
01:32 [MUSIC]
01:34 I'm sorry.
01:35 [MUSIC]
01:37 You guys are my rock.
01:38 I got your message.
01:40 And trust me, I've really learned who my friends are in the past 24 hours.
01:44 What is the panic?
01:46 [MUSIC]
01:48 I promise to only post authentic stuff from now on.
01:51 I want you to know how much I care about our relationship.
01:54 [MUSIC]
01:55 We got it done in the end, thanks to Nadira.
01:58 [MUSIC]
02:00 Successful wait night session, was it?
02:03 [MUSIC]
02:12 I'm gonna find out who leaked the video and destroy them.
02:16 [MUSIC]
02:20 He watched five episodes of Love Cave with me. I mean, who does that?
02:24 Well, it's not a crime.
02:26 Do you like him?
02:27 Maybe.
02:28 Well, I don't know.
02:30 Last time I had urges for someone, I ended up copping off with Damon in a parked car.
02:34 What if I'm ill again?
02:36 Well, you're still taking your meds, right?
02:38 Yeah, of course I am.
02:39 Well...
02:40 Dave!
02:43 How do you feel about a shepherd's pie?
02:46 Ta-da!
02:47 Er...
02:48 My microwave's broke.
02:50 Well, stick it in the oven. 20 minutes.
02:51 The secret ingredient is cheese and onion in the mash.
02:55 It's ridiculously good.
02:57 Yeah, well, thanks, but I'm actually in the middle of something, so...
03:01 Oh, hey, listen, it's fine.
03:03 Um, enjoy.
03:05 Don't rush back with the, er, with the dish.
03:07 It's all good, so...
03:09 Bye.
03:12 Yeah, bye, Dave.
03:13 Yeah, see you, Dave.
03:14 See what I mean?
03:17 I think I really like him.
03:19 Babe, literally anyone could have posted that video.
03:22 I just feel like it'd be somebody with a grudge against me, like Perry.
03:25 Forget about it.
03:26 Right now, just focus on Fay not dropping you.
03:28 Do you think she will?
03:30 Aye, of course not.
03:32 Your fans are loyal.
03:33 They love you.
03:34 They hate her.
03:35 They absolutely hate her.
03:37 I mean, she has hemorrhaging fans left, right and centre right now.
03:40 Raine!
03:42 How are ya?
03:44 Mwah, mwah.
03:46 Darling.
03:47 What are you doing here?
03:48 Damage control.
03:49 Did you see my apology video?
03:51 Yeah.
03:52 I need to talk to you about that.
03:53 Why don't we go to that boat cafe that you like and we can discuss your next steps there.
03:57 Great, I have a stack of ideas for my Raine-ace haunts.
04:00 That's a good one, Raine.
04:02 Anyway, your comeback needs to be bigger than Beyonce's.
04:06 Alright.
04:07 What do I do?
04:10 If I don't come up with something killer, then I'm finished.
04:13 I could have waited till we got to the office.
04:16 I'll live up all night.
04:18 I want to give it to you as soon as possible.
04:20 So, come on, Lace.
04:22 Give me the deets.
04:24 How was the pizza?
04:25 Was it hot and spicy?
04:27 No, I think it was...
04:29 ...bakey.
04:30 What about the dill balls?
04:31 Oh.
04:32 They were soft, weren't they?
04:34 Pillowy.
04:35 Did the cheese melt in your mouth?
04:38 Oh.
04:40 Come on, did you and Nadira get the deed done or what?
04:42 Yeah, yeah, no, we refuted the inquiry claim from Rafe's wedding planner.
04:47 Yeah.
04:48 Rafe's got back-to-back weddings and no one to run them.
04:50 What about Nadira?
04:52 Yeah, she could do that job.
04:54 It's not a speed-dating bar?
04:56 No, but...
04:58 ...smart, savvy, organised.
05:01 Got that very personal touch.
05:04 And you'd vouch for her?
05:06 Absolutely.
05:07 Yeah, I can put in a call to Rafe today.
05:19 Argh!
05:20 Zane?
05:21 Tommy, you alright?
05:23 I'm fine, I'm fine.
05:25 Actually, Romeo, can I just pop up and ask you something?
05:29 Yeah?
05:30 What do you know about carpentry?
05:33 I'm making a bench for Miss Bea while she's away.
05:36 Well, it will be a bench when I'm done.
05:39 Well, is the hour not your thing then, though?
05:41 I do things around the mosque.
05:43 A lick of paint here and there.
05:45 Yeah, but not exactly handy-handy, are you?
05:48 Actually, I'm more into films than DIY.
05:53 When I was younger, I always wanted to be a projectionist,
05:55 but cinema knocked me back.
05:57 Why?
05:58 Well, they wanted someone who was passionate about film.
06:01 So what did you do?
06:02 I got a licence and I started showing movies in my parents' garage.
06:05 So many local people came to my screening at the Jurassic Park that summer.
06:09 We got on the news.
06:10 So I went back to the cinema and I got the job.
06:13 Wait, so you got what you wanted by doing it yourself?
06:16 Yeah, I was able to prove to them how passionate I was about film
06:19 and that I was the employee they were looking for.
06:22 Zane, I could kiss you right now.
06:23 You've given me the idea of the century.
06:25 Good luck with the bench.
06:27 How am I supposed to tell if it's urges or feelings?
06:31 Oh!
06:32 Right, come on.
06:34 You remember what it's like to feel for someone, eh?
06:38 Someone who you knew inside and out.
06:41 Someone who you shared a life with.
06:44 Yeah, you know, when me and Luke used to go to bed at night,
06:48 as we were falling asleep, he'd reach out and he'd hold my hand.
06:51 So I'd know he'd be there in the morning.
06:53 And that feels different to Damon, right?
06:55 Damon?
06:56 He could have been jacking that car and I'd still have jumped his bones.
06:59 Well, there you go then.
07:01 And so do you like Dave?
07:03 I like that he pops around.
07:08 That's great, because I have been posing around for lunch.
07:12 You what?
07:13 Oh, Cindy, come on, you're well.
07:15 You're on your meds.
07:16 And you're allowed to like someone and just see how it goes.
07:19 Oh, that'll be him now.
07:21 Oh, hi, Dave.
07:25 Hey.
07:26 Hey, thanks for the invite.
07:28 It's made my day.
07:29 Um, listen, it's probably nothing,
07:32 but it's been on my mind all morning.
07:34 Can I have a look at your microwave?
07:36 Um, sure.
07:38 Good.
07:39 It's a simple job, but then we'll know,
07:41 and then we'll all sleep better.
07:43 Ah, and I just remembered,
07:44 Tony's got Shanty Bob's seafood order coming,
07:46 and I don't want to leave her sitting out in this weather,
07:48 so I've got to go.
07:49 What about lunch?
07:50 Well, there'll be more for the two of you,
07:52 so just enjoy.
07:54 I'll ring you later.
07:55 See you.
07:56 Bye.
07:57 Shall I plug it in?
08:00 Oh.
08:02 So, imagine me in a nude bikini,
08:06 wrapped in beautiful gauze,
08:08 standing on a giant clam,
08:10 hair flying, pre-born.
08:12 That apology is annoying and fake.
08:15 May rain's dignity and self-respect are IP.
08:19 You're going to need more than a photo of you in a clam
08:21 if you want to come back from this.
08:23 I've got it.
08:24 I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
08:26 Look at this.
08:27 So Love Cave's looking for the next generation of power couple.
08:32 All we've got to do is prove that we're it.
08:35 Sorry, what am I looking at?
08:37 So think.
08:38 A gothic mansion at the front,
08:40 insane pool party at the back.
08:42 I'm talking games, mystery,
08:44 and all hosted by the next biggest power couple on the block.
08:49 That's good.
08:50 What else are you thinking?
08:52 Um...
08:53 Well, there'll be hot air balloons, of course,
08:57 and a couple of fireworks going off,
09:00 and a helicopter drop-off at some point.
09:03 Look, it's going to be crazy,
09:05 and Love Cave, they're going to be begging to have us on after it.
09:07 That's the sort of comeback you need.
09:09 I like it.
09:11 And it might be enough to save your career,
09:13 so make it happen.
09:15 Take this.
09:16 Do you see?
09:17 Fireworks, a helicopter drop-off.
09:21 Are you out of your mind?
09:22 She said it's got to be bigger than Beyonce.
09:24 Look, this actually might be the best idea you've ever had.
09:27 But how am I going to afford all of this?
09:30 Aye, aye.
09:33 Love Cave's back.
09:35 Woo!
09:37 Aye, a Sunday car-sore.
09:39 I bet that feels good.
09:41 Ooh, love the dad dancing, Darren.
09:43 Thank you.
09:44 Oh, Tony, just a moment.
09:46 Question - what are you doing to help local businesses go green?
09:49 Well, for you, we're moving to more energy-efficient premises for a start.
09:53 Well, you know, other councils have schemes
09:55 where businesses can apply for funding to get solar panels.
09:58 You want me to pay for the lab boat to go off-grid?
10:00 You're hilarious.
10:01 Come on, Tony, you're wanting a greener world.
10:03 Climate change is happening, Tony. You'd better start acting.
10:06 I'm not a piggy bank, I'm a councillor.
10:08 And there's a cost-of-living crisis going on,
10:10 so getting new solar panels is not a top priority. I'm sorry.
10:13 Right, well, if you won't act, then I...
10:16 ..will.
10:19 Did you just glue yourself to my lamppost?
10:22 I am not leaving until you do something about green business.
10:25 Give us climate justice! Make them change!
10:28 Oh, fine, you can say that all day and all night for all I care.
10:31 No, Darren, I will not negotiate with terrorists.
10:34 Give us climate justice!
10:36 All right, OK, I'm on your side, all right?
10:38 I'll go and get you a lemonade and a...potty, whatever you're going to need.
10:43 Give us climate justice! Make them change!
10:47 Excuse me.
10:55 They don't sell heroin in here, babe.
10:59 Bad luck.
11:00 What, the video?
11:02 How did your followers take it?
11:04 I knew it.
11:06 You sneaky little cow.
11:09 I'm going to send that video of you buying drugs to everyone you know.
11:12 You've got it all wrong. Besides, you won't.
11:15 You can't prove it was me that sent that video.
11:17 What's it worth?
11:19 Blackmailing a nurse. Nice one.
11:21 A nurse who buys heroin.
11:23 I was paying off a dealer.
11:25 To stop him hurting Donna Marie.
11:27 No, you were enabling an addict.
11:29 You're not fit to care for anyone.
11:31 An addict who's Romeo's mum.
11:33 Whose side do you think he's going to take?
11:35 And if you send that video, I'll just show him every nasty message you've ever sent me.
11:40 So you'll be ruining Romeo's life as well as your own.
11:43 Do you really want that?
11:45 I've got nothing left to lose now, Raine.
11:48 So post the video.
11:50 I'll drag all three of us down if I have to.
11:53 [music]
11:55 [music]
11:57 [music]
12:20 [music]
12:22 So, favourite film?
12:30 Er, hello? Don't dance in.
12:32 Favourite gig?
12:34 Er, Oasis, Nedworth '96.
12:37 Oh, and I've got a great story actually.
12:39 So, I was in the crowd, and they started playing Macananga, my favourite song.
12:43 And I'm busting for a pee, okay?
12:46 So, I finish my pint, and I go in my cup.
12:49 - Er, gross. - Yeah, I know.
12:51 But I'm stood there with this cup, and it's kicking off.
12:53 The crowd's going mad. I'm sort of swaying, trying to balance this.
12:56 - Oh, don't tell me. - Yeah.
12:58 I lob it as far as I can, it goes miles.
13:00 But it hits this girl on the back of the head.
13:03 That happened to me.
13:05 Spice Girls, partying in the park, some idiot threw his urine, and it hit me.
13:09 Yeah, I mean, it was the '90s, right?
13:12 Everyone was trying their pee around back then.
13:16 It turned out all right, though.
13:18 The bouncer felt sorry for me, carried me over the barrier so I could clean up,
13:22 and then Emma B handed me a flannel after she came off stage.
13:26 - Ah, she never. - She did.
13:29 I've always had an affinity with Baby Spice.
13:32 I had a little indie phase once. I was in a band, The Velvet Undersound.
13:36 - Yeah, we were pretty good. - I bet you were all miserable and emo.
13:40 No, no, no. People told us we were more Oasis than Oasis.
13:44 - That might turn us on. - My family have banned me from playing, so...
13:48 I don't know. Maybe. One day.
13:51 Right, that was delicious.
13:55 And I think I'm gonna have to go.
13:58 Unless you want to stay for a slice of gâteau, I've got one in the freezer.
14:04 Gâteau? I love gâteau.
14:06 And if you're lucky, I might show you my Spice Girls dance.
14:09 Spice Girls dance? Now, that I have to see.
14:14 Rain's not the badass she thinks she is. You call her bluff, she crumbles.
14:17 Yeah? Well, she's coming for us. So what's the plan?
14:20 Chill. I'm on it.
14:22 Hey.
14:26 What's all this about Romeo being in danger?
14:28 - It was Rain. - Right, OK, go on.
14:31 She tried to get me fired, made Prince out to be a predator. She's evil.
14:35 - It's going a bit far, don't you think? - Mate, she told everyone I tried it on with her when I was drunk.
14:40 Now no-one will speak to me. Romeo hates me. And I've had to move out all because of her.
14:45 What's to stop her doing the same to him?
14:47 - Why would she do that to Romeo? - To control him.
14:50 It's what she does. James, you know she lied about finding that lump to stop him coming to Juliet's funeral.
14:55 I can't get involved in Romeo's love life again.
14:59 Yeah, but she's cut him off from everyone.
15:01 You can dig into people's past, right?
15:04 She's definitely got skeletons, man.
15:06 So we just need to find out what they are and we'll take care of it.
15:10 Look, if Romeo would have known that you're involved...
15:14 Please, James.
15:16 - I could continue my matchmaking on the set. - Of course.
15:21 - What do you think of the grapefruit? - Why? What did you tell him?
15:25 - I just told him the truth. - You're kind, funny, romantic, charming.
15:31 You are exactly what he needs for a wedding planner.
15:35 And you said all this about me.
15:38 Yeah, of course.
15:40 So, what do you reckon?
15:43 It sounds cool. A bit different and new, but...
15:47 Yeah, definitely something I could bring my skills to.
15:50 Right, come on, then. Get ready for the call and deal the deal.
15:54 Okay.
15:56 Thanks for putting me onto this.
15:59 You were the obvious choice. You're perfect.
16:03 Hey.
16:05 I'm not a hateful person, but you are calling me a drama queen, and so...
16:16 - I'm sorry. - Oh, I'm not hungry.
16:22 You've got to eat.
16:24 It's the Lawmax Club special, this.
16:27 This video, it's a disaster. Just look what they're saying about Romeo.
16:31 You knew what he was signing himself up to.
16:34 But the comments, aren't they awful?
16:37 Not to her. She's an influencer. Drama's like foreplay to her.
16:42 Well, just look at her. He's just sat there like a lapdog.
16:47 I'm not a hateful person, but you are calling me a drama queen, and so...
16:50 All I see is Romeo supporting his girlfriend.
16:53 And the last thing he needs right now is his dad swooping in, interfering with his love life.
16:58 I've just had so much on recently with wedding planner and Rafe.
17:02 I'm worried about him, Steve.
17:04 OK.
17:06 Why don't we go for a walk, and we can talk it through?
17:10 I don't know.
17:12 Come on. You've been working flat out recently.
17:16 Focusing on everything out there, when really you should take a moment for what's in here.
17:21 Yeah, maybe you're right. Some fresh air might do me good.
17:25 Exactly. Come on. Let's go and clear it.
17:28 I guarantee by the time we get home, you'll feel completely differently about Romeo and Raine. Come on.
17:34 Give us climate justice! Make them change!
17:39 Give us climate justice! Make them change!
17:42 Oi! What do you think you're playing at?
17:45 I'm sorry, Tony, but I agree with Lizzie.
17:47 This isn't about individuals. It's bigger than that.
17:50 Check I've got a late afternoon rush in here. Nothing is bigger than that.
17:53 Yeah, but we can't come back to work until you've spoken to Lizzie, cos she's glued us into the pole.
17:57 You, you, Judith! She's only been back five minutes!
18:00 She glued us!
18:01 I'm only asking for you to present it at your next council meeting. I don't know why you're so against it.
18:05 Because these things take time, they take consultation, they take planning!
18:08 Exactly, so act now.
18:10 Tony, I'm doing this for my grandkids.
18:12 Can you honestly say you don't want a better world for your children?
18:16 Fine. I will bring it up at the next meeting.
18:18 Oh, my God, really?
18:20 Nice one, Tony.
18:21 Well, even though I fundamentally disagree with your methods, I think you're right in terms of, you know, the big picture.
18:25 I can write the proposal.
18:26 Yes, you can. And maybe I can take it one step further.
18:29 Why, what are you thinking?
18:30 Well, I'm giving a lecture with Tom for the Earl of Deed tomorrow.
18:33 Maybe I can educate our youth about the future.
18:35 Well, yeah, I mean, in general, the youth care about climate change, but yeah, go for it.
18:40 I thought you were glued.
18:42 You're gullible.
18:44 Let's have a drink, guys!
18:47 I should go for walks like this more often.
18:50 Who knew you were such a romantic?
18:52 I know.
18:54 We can't spend the rest of our lives living in fear because of what happened to John Paul.
19:01 I don't intend to. I just like my face the way it is.
19:05 Lace! Lace!
19:07 Why are you ignoring my calls?
19:09 I mean, I'm sorry. I've been...
19:12 Look, I'm short of a couple grand. Can you help me?
19:14 A couple of grand?
19:16 What?
19:17 I've texted you about a million times for this. For the manor house deposit.
19:19 Can you ask James for an advance or something?
19:21 That's a big ask.
19:22 I'm sorry, I don't remember asking you.
19:24 Hey, come on, don't talk to me like that.
19:26 No, you come on. You weren't at my event yesterday.
19:28 I told you, I had work.
19:30 And how many times have I helped you out?
19:32 Where were you when I nearly got cancelled?
19:35 I'm sorry.
19:38 I'll go and talk to him.
19:40 Look, just go hang out with your girlfriend. I hope she's worth it.
19:45 (phone ringing)
19:47 He didn't mean it.
19:52 He was... stressed.
19:56 That was well out of order.
19:58 It was more than out of order.
20:00 There's something wrong with Ryan.
20:03 I'm gonna find out what.
20:05 Look, I thought moving in here would be the change I needed, but...
20:09 since Grace is gone, everything just feels a bit... grey, you know?
20:13 Grey?
20:14 Listen, when I look at you, I don't see grey.
20:16 I see bright pinks, bright oranges, deep purples.
20:19 You do?
20:20 Yeah.
20:21 Listen, when Anna left, you know, it changed everything a bit.
20:25 It taught me more about myself in the last few months
20:28 than it did the whole 15 years we were together.
20:30 Change is good.
20:32 You should embrace it.
20:34 You really think so?
20:35 I do.
20:37 It could be... the start of something.
20:42 (phone ringing)
20:44 That'll be the ghetto.
20:49 Yeah.
20:51 Do you know what? If it's change you want,
20:54 I know the name of a really good decorator, Jason.
20:57 In fact, do you know what? I've got his card here somewhere.
21:00 Oh, I'll get it.
21:02 Yeah, no, he'd know exactly what to...
21:04 Is this a strip club? Coco?
21:09 That isn't mine.
21:12 Really, Dave? I might have to answer.
21:14 It's not. What do you think?
21:16 Well, you know what I think? I think you should leave.
21:19 And thanks for wasting my time.
21:21 I can't believe Lee thinks I'm the one with the problem.
21:29 Maybe I'm just too nice.
21:31 Let's just leave it.
21:32 Why? We wouldn't be in this situation if Perry hadn't leaked that video.
21:36 Here we go again. You don't even know if she did it.
21:39 Hey, she is not the angel you think she is.
21:42 At least she's not a bully.
21:43 Here we go, always saving the damsel.
21:45 The way you spoke to Lacey earlier, what was that about?
21:48 Because she let me down.
21:49 And I don't see you defending me, or do I have to have a dead girlfriend too?
21:52 You're going to end up alone.
22:00 With no friends and nothing to show for it.
22:04 You're pathetic.
22:06 Yeah, and you're fake.
22:07 Then leave.
22:08 Stop it.
22:09 Just go.
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22:47 Cindy, don't do this.
22:53 Cindy, just let me explain.
22:57 Cindy!
22:59 Nettie, play my songs.
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