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00:00 What happened was really stupid, but it will never happen again.
00:03 He loves Shireen.
00:05 And, yeah, he might need me to get through this, but we are friends.
00:08 That's it.
00:09 Can you really love someone
00:11 if you find yourself attracted to someone else?
00:15 You know, this is my last job.
00:16 And once I've done it, I'm gonna go straight.
00:19 Yeah?
00:20 But what happens if someone like me can't change?
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01:10 My dad always taught me from an early age to look after number one.
01:17 So I did.
01:21 Anything I wanted, I just took,
01:24 even if it didn't belong to me.
01:28 Robbing a bank,
01:30 taking a life.
01:32 I could do this with my eyes shut.
01:35 Until some stupid kid with a knife snatched away the love of my life.
01:41 Everything fell apart.
01:44 If someone had told me
01:48 that the person who would save me would be the most brash,
01:51 self-obsessed airhead I've ever met, I would have laughed in their face.
01:56 But that's what Cindy did.
01:58 She understood the pain that I was going through
02:03 because she went through it herself.
02:05 That idiot that I'd never given a second thought to
02:11 actually showed me how to live again.
02:14 Even how to smile again.
02:19 Cindy was my friend.
02:24 And what did I do?
02:26 I stabbed her in the back.
02:30 I stabbed her in the back.
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03:36 I stabbed her in the back.
03:38 I stabbed her in the back.
03:41 [SIGHS]
03:43 What?
03:45 You love it so much you can't stop staring at it?
03:48 Okay, now you're just being ridiculous.
03:50 Well, better to be ridiculous than sneaky.
03:52 I wasn't being sneaky!
03:53 Then why did you hide the present from your new squeeze in the first place?
03:56 Can you hear yourself? Rafe is not my new squeeze.
03:59 Isn't he?
04:00 You sure you didn't just hide that gift because it actually means something to you?
04:03 No. I hid it from Ste.
04:05 Okay. So if I hadn't have found that, you would have told me about it, yeah?
04:09 No, of course you wouldn't see Sienna. I knew it.
04:11 Ethan, I am trying to make another man fall in love with me.
04:15 And I am acutely aware of how awful that must be for you to watch
04:19 because if it were the other way round, I would hate it.
04:22 But I have no feelings for Rafe.
04:24 [SIGHS]
04:26 Okay. Fine. I suppose that makes sense.
04:30 But this is our plan, Sienna.
04:32 Right? We're in this together.
04:33 Yeah, of course we are.
04:35 You know, despite your many flaws, you really are the man for me.
04:39 Wait, what flaws?
04:43 I think we should get back to the matter in hand.
04:46 And this is a really good thing.
04:50 That's so not you, anyway.
04:51 No, it's vile, but what I mean is I'm reeling him in.
04:55 All right, what do we do now?
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05:01 I thought you were off today.
05:07 Yeah, I'm supposed to be, but David said he had something he needed to do,
05:09 so I've been covering him.
05:11 So, are you in a bit of work?
05:12 How's the job hunting going?
05:14 Oh, I'm not looking for a job.
05:16 Right, so this is your life now?
05:20 You're just going to sit around with greasy hair and clothes you've had on for at least two days?
05:24 Right, first of all, day and a half.
05:27 First of all, my underwear's clean.
05:28 Secondly, I've only been suspended.
05:31 Yeah, but the likelihood of you getting your job back is not great, is it?
05:35 Well, you know whose fault that is.
05:37 Sam?
05:38 Oh, no, that wasn't a dig.
05:39 I was actually talking about myself.
05:42 I deserved it after what happened.
05:44 But look, neither of you need to worry about me, because, well, as you can see, I'm fine, aren't I?
05:50 I suppose we'll have to take his word for it.
05:55 Yeah, well, we can't.
05:56 Because I'm going to the hospital with Zoe tomorrow for a termination.
06:00 I really don't want him to take a step back if he finds out.
06:04 So we just have to make sure that he's all good.
06:06 Well, how do we do that?
06:08 Right, stop the car.
06:15 What are you doing?
06:16 Smelly faces!
06:17 We are robbing a bank, alright? We are not children.
06:21 You think we should call this off, don't you?
06:25 No, I don't.
06:26 I think she needs to go home.
06:28 Why are you saying that?
06:30 Why are you talking about me like I'm not here?
06:32 Right, well, youse are having a mother's meeting.
06:34 The clock's ticking.
06:35 Look, we're so far behind schedule, we should just do it another time.
06:39 No, it needs to be today.
06:41 Why?
06:43 Because it just does.
06:44 Look, I know you're nervous, but in a couple of hours, this will all be over.
06:47 I would have got the market back, and then we can all go on with the rest of our lives.
06:51 Look, with his brawn and your criminal experience and your...
06:55 I don't know what you bring to the party.
06:57 And my beauty, intellect and self-belief, we've got this.
07:03 Well, thanks for that, Dorothy. So are we doing this or what?
07:06 Yes, we are. Now, please drive.
07:08 Right, we've got your voicemail. What's the emergency?
07:14 Your son.
07:16 Mason?
07:17 Sam!
07:18 What about him?
07:19 Well, surely he's seen the state he's in.
07:21 Yeah, but what do you expect? I mean, in the last couple of weeks, he's lost his bird, he's lost his job.
07:25 Add to that the fact that Zoe doesn't want to go through with the pregnancy, it's enough to knock the wind out of anyone's sails.
07:30 But do you know what? I know exactly what he needs.
07:32 A night out with his old man.
07:34 I'm gonna take him to smoking poles, huh?
07:37 If anyone's gonna put a smile on his face, that plays well.
07:40 Dad, a pole dancing club isn't what he needs right now.
07:43 Just thinking about it's putting a smile on my face.
07:45 Have you got a cold or something?
07:47 I'll tell you later.
07:49 I'm gonna give him a call, make sure he hasn't got any plans tonight.
07:51 Told you he was useless.
07:53 Well, actually, he's been really helpful.
07:55 Huh.
07:56 Because I'm gonna do the exact opposite of everything you've just said.
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08:06 [alarm beeping]
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09:53 I'm not gonna lie, I nearly pulled myself out.
09:56 Will you just calm down, all right?
09:58 As soon as the van gets here, I am gonna overpower the driver.
10:01 - We said no guns! - Oh, shit out, all right? It's not loaded.
10:05 I've lost my locket. I'm just leaving.
10:08 - Luke's in there. - And your DNA. Find it.
10:11 Shit.
10:13 Are you buying a house in Rio?
10:32 - Were you gonna double-cross us? - Found it!
10:36 ( music playing )
10:39 ( music playing )
10:42 So this was your plan all along to rip us off?
11:08 - Not immediately. - Oh, that makes it all right, then.
11:11 - Tara! - No!
11:12 This mess was supposed to be about friendship
11:15 and helping Cindy save the market, but--
11:17 Oh, no, but it's black, selfish as ever.
11:19 - Is that the van? - Look, can we talk about this later?
11:22 We will talk about this now.
11:24 See? We're having fun, aren't we?
11:26 - Oh, I'm having the best time. - Well, I am having a great old time.
11:30 Hey, do you know what? I once came third place
11:33 in the National Youth Frisbee Throwing Championships when I was 14.
11:36 Yeah, judges were very impressed with me reach-back skills.
11:39 - Reach-back? - Yeah.
11:41 Yeah, come here, I'll show you. So basically, turn around.
11:44 - Okay. - And you're gonna throw in the direction
11:46 that you want it to go in, okay?
11:48 - Yeah. - So bring the disc around your body.
11:50 - Yep. - Yep, bend your elbow.
11:51 - Yep. - And just chuck it.
11:53 - Oh. - Oh, dear.
11:56 - We're not getting that back, are we? - No, I don't think so.
11:59 Hey, do you know, though, I was once almost a pro.
12:01 Can you even be a professional frisbee thrower?
12:05 Yeah. Still get messages now from my fellow enthusiasts
12:08 about my drink-well toss.
12:10 Oh, well, why didn't you go pro then?
12:13 Oh, well, because the inevitable happened, didn't it?
12:15 - Ooh, you discovered boys. - No, Max.
12:18 I discovered Mariah Carey.
12:19 - Oh. - From that point on, it was game over.
12:21 - I'm gonna go. - What?
12:23 Why?
12:24 Because it couldn't be any more obvious that the two of you
12:26 are just trying to keep me occupied.
12:28 - No, we're not. - No, we're not.
12:30 - Actually, we're okay, really. - Yeah, we kind of are, actually.
12:33 Look, I appreciate what you're trying to do,
12:35 but I really don't need a babysitter.
12:37 Nor Sam Udorn, all right?
12:39 Thank you for coming. I know this was short notice.
13:02 Is everything okay?
13:03 Sienna, I wanted to speak to you about what almost happened yesterday.
13:06 Yeah, I am so sorry that I had to run off like that.
13:09 - It's just that-- - We need to take a step back.
13:11 Oh.
13:15 Okay, if that's how you feel.
13:19 Why did you give me this?
13:23 Because I let myself get carried away.
13:26 Then I started thinking about Ethan
13:28 and his problems with addiction.
13:31 Yeah, but that doesn't have anything to do with me and you.
13:34 Well, despite the fact the two of you have split up,
13:37 I realize he's still in your head.
13:39 He's not in my head. He's just hounding me.
13:42 Even so, it's complicated.
13:44 I think you need some space to deal with the situation.
13:47 Yeah, of course I do.
13:51 And you're right.
13:54 It's best to nip this in the bud now before one of us gets hurt.
13:59 ( phone ringing )
14:01 I have to pass this on to James Nightingale, but I...
14:08 I really am sorry.
14:12 ( phone ringing )
14:14 Excuse me.
14:16 Darling? How are you?
14:20 ( phone ringing )
14:22 - Well? - Well, I just got pied
14:31 for someone he calls "darling."
14:33 Or maybe it's the woman you used to live with.
14:35 You know, the one with the issues.
14:37 No, when Rave spoke about her, I definitely got the impression
14:39 that that is someone from his past,
14:41 and this person is definitely in his present.
14:44 So our next mission is to find out exactly who she is.
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14:50 God, I was just doing this for me, all right?
14:59 I was doing it for Curtis.
15:01 I wanted to take him away from the cesspit of life that I have created.
15:06 Wherever you take him, it will always be a cesspit as long as you're around.
15:10 So this stops now.
15:12 We should stop to find a bloody good reason why we're in here.
15:16 No, no, no. We're not backing out of this, now.
15:18 - Yes, we are. - Fine, all right?
15:20 What happens if I promise you, all right,
15:22 that I will give you all of the money?
15:24 Nice helmet.
15:26 Step away from me.
15:29 Oh, don't be like that.
15:31 You'd better be okay.
15:43 Hiya, it's Scott and Miley. Sorry we can't get to the phone.
15:46 We're probably busy watching Love Cave, but leave a message and we'll call you back. Bye.
15:50 Hiya, mate. It's me. I was, uh...
15:53 I was just wondering if you could give me a bit of advice, really.
15:56 But you're probably busy having fun with Miley, so...
16:00 I love you, bro.
16:06 (phone beeps)
16:08 Right, you two, move him somewhere else and then make sure he gets fingerprints.
16:19 Oh!
16:22 Oh!
16:30 Oh, God!
16:32 Oh!
16:34 That's Code Green.
16:37 See you outside in six minutes.
16:39 Come on, guys, the clock's ticking. We've got to get to work.
16:43 Found it.
16:49 Remind me how this is gonna help again.
16:51 Well, there's an amazing questionnaire in here about how you can find your dream job.
16:55 - I did it yesterday when I was sat on the loo. - Um, Scott!
16:58 How many times have I told you, don't read my magazines when you're on the bog?
17:02 Hey, listen, that is small fry compared to what our Sinead used to do.
17:05 She once took a coffee and a full Cornish pasty in with her.
17:08 Right, um, what did the article say your dream job was?
17:11 Lighthouse keeper.
17:13 I mean, I suppose I have always been quite fond of my own company.
17:16 Oh, OK. So, question one.
17:19 What did you want to be when you were little?
17:22 So, for me, I always wanted to be Mariah Carey's personal assistant.
17:27 I mean, I could just imagine it, couldn't you?
17:30 Like, "Yes, Miss Carey, I will personally make sure you have 20 Snow White kittens
17:33 "available for your Grammy performance."
17:35 Sam?
17:38 I suppose it was to be a police officer.
17:40 But we all know how that turned out.
17:42 Right, well, um, question two.
17:46 - Do you like children? - Ah, OK, yes.
17:49 We shouldn't ask that one either.
17:51 So, question three.
17:53 What was your favourite subject at school?
17:56 Oh, that's an easy one. PE.
17:59 Oh, yeah.
18:00 Do you know, I always forget, you used to be a trainer when I first met you.
18:03 Yeah. If I'm honest, I quite enjoyed that.
18:06 Ah, well, we've hit the nail on the head, haven't we?
18:08 Why don't you come with us and play football in the park?
18:11 OK? Come on, Minna, let's go. Shall we go and play football?
18:14 Right, there he is. Let's go.
18:18 For the last time, Ethan, the answer is no.
18:20 Right, how many times? I will pay you back!
18:22 But it's just an empty promise with you, isn't it? Like it always is!
18:25 Is everything all right?
18:28 This is none of your business, mate, yeah?
18:29 - Sienna? - Yeah, it's fine.
18:31 Or at least it will be when you realise that I am not going to fund your habit.
18:35 For the last time, I don't need another lecture, Sienna!
18:38 - No, you do need to go. - I said it's none of your business!
18:41 - You're upsetting her. - So?
18:43 - I suggest you leave. - All right.
18:45 - You're going to do something about it? - If I have to, yes.
18:47 - Well, come on, then, mate. - Ethan!
18:49 Oh, I said come on.
18:51 - Go on, I'll get you. - OK, just stop it!
18:53 I'd listen to the lady if I were you.
18:57 You know what? You ain't worth it. None of you are!
18:59 - You all right? - Yeah.
19:05 That's the closest I've come to hitting someone in a very long time.
19:10 Will you stop giving me the evils? I'm intrigued.
19:19 How exactly are we going to take all the money?
19:21 Do you really need to hear all the sordid details?
19:23 I need to know who I'm dealing with.
19:26 Fine, all right? I was going to get my friend to launder the money for me.
19:29 Then I was going to ride off into the sunset with me and Curtis.
19:32 And when we got there and we were safe, he was going to wire me the money.
19:35 Dee Valley's new deputy chief of police has said his main focus
19:39 will be to make Chester an unwelcome place for criminals.
19:43 Announcing he's speaking up for the law-abiding majority,
19:46 he's promised the community that anyone who does commit a criminal act...
19:50 ..be allowed both forms of sex-based violence...
19:55 ..must expect a full...
19:56 - (Gasps) - Oh, this box is so heavy.
19:59 Yes, because they're made of reinforced steel, so no-one can get in them.
20:02 - How are we going to unlock them? - Don't worry, I've got my means.
20:05 Now, where is Damon? He's supposed to be here now.
20:07 Stop stressing.
20:09 Oh, isn't this nice?
20:11 Three of us working together like this.
20:13 Nice? Judas here was going to betray us.
20:16 - You weren't really going to do that, were you? - Of course not.
20:19 See? Life's good.
20:23 You know, I still haven't fully decided what I'm going to do with the rest of my share yet.
20:26 I might take myself on a not-so-little holiday to see the world
20:30 or buy myself a new wardrobe.
20:32 - Syndy, are you OK? - Yeah, fine. Everything better. Why?
20:36 Because we're slap-bang in the middle of a heist and you're acting all...
20:40 Thanks for offering to help fix the flat tyre, officer,
20:44 but as you can see, I've come fully prepared.
20:46 And I wouldn't want to get that smart, crisp uniform of yours full of muck and oil.
20:51 And I'll tell you something else.
20:52 When I get hold of that mechanic, I'm going to have his guts for garters.
20:55 You know, these hearses, they're meant to be thoroughly checked when they go out on the job.
20:58 Imagine me calling roadside assistance with a corpse in the back of the car
21:02 and all his grieving family and friends stood on the kerb.
21:06 Sorry, I'm rambling on.
21:08 It's just that I like to do a good job when I'm taking someone to the final resting place.
21:14 Anyway, I think you guys do a cracking job.
21:19 So thanks again for noticing the tyre and sticking around till I fix it.
21:22 I'm sure you've got more pressing things to do than to be stood here with me like this.
21:28 Like catching bank robbers.
21:31 Or something less dramatic.
21:34 I'm going to let you in on a little secret.
21:43 You know those tablets that have been taken?
21:46 Listen, why don't you tell her this story once we're finished and you take these to the door?
21:50 Hold on a minute. Have you stopped taking your bipolar medication?
21:53 - Not totally. - Since when?
21:55 It's just been a few weeks since all this market business happened.
21:58 Cindy, you should have told me.
22:00 Oh, don't worry. I have never felt or looked better in my entire life.
22:05 No, no, no, no, no.
22:09 No, no, no.
22:13 I helped him. She's lost his tongue.
22:15 No!
22:20 And if you've been affected by any of the issues raised in tonight's Hollyoaks,
22:27 you can head to Channel 4.com/support for advice and info.
22:32 Now, some mistakes can be forgotten pretty quickly.
22:35 Some are a little more impermanent.
22:37 You can see the world's worst tattoos on the Tattoo Fixer's Snapchat right now.
22:42 And inking is for life, not just a drunken outing.
22:46 Right, FYI, I could have definitely beaten up that posh...
22:55 Yeah, of course you could have. But did you get his phone?
22:58 No. I got something better.
23:01 How's his wallet gonna help us?
23:05 There's a photo in it.
23:11 I'm over.
23:13 "To my darling Rafe, love from... Dilly."
23:16 Mm.
23:18 Ugh. Well, at least we have a name.
23:21 Now we just need to figure out who this Dilly is.
23:25 (crunches)
23:27 (music ends)
23:29 (upbeat music)