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00:00:26 The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
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00:01:35 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
00:01:37 Come on.
00:01:38 No!
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00:01:42 [SCREAMING]
00:01:45 [GUNSHOT]
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00:01:49 Give me the key.
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00:01:58 Hey!
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00:02:05 [GRUNTING]
00:02:08 You sorry, motherfucker?
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00:02:37 Come on!
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00:02:44 No!
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00:02:48 [SCREAMING]
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00:03:00 You fucking asshole!
00:03:02 [SCREAMING]
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00:03:12 Die, maggot.
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00:03:30 Franco!
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00:03:57齊羽君、黒猫のペットショップに行くよ!
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00:06:18 According to Detective Gersey's report,
00:06:32 hardly any evidence was collected.
00:06:35 Well, I don't know him.
00:06:36 I spoke to him on the phone.
00:06:37 And he said the heat was so intense,
00:06:38 everything melted down.
00:06:42 This detective that you recommended, Thaddeus McDahee,
00:06:48 I hear he tends to be rather unorthodox.
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00:06:56 Mr. Pinkrow said he wanted the best man available,
00:07:08 someone with police background.
00:07:09 You know, perhaps I should give Dahee a call
00:07:11 and tell him you arrived a day early.
00:07:15 Splendid.
00:07:16 I'm sure he's as anxious as I am to get started.
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00:07:21 I'm curious, Miss Winters.
00:07:40 Did you volunteer for this case?
00:07:43 It's more of a convenience, really.
00:07:45 I had another case involving a French surgeon here.
00:07:48 There is another reason.
00:07:57 I recently had a divorce.
00:07:58 And I thought a change of scenery might be rather nice.
00:08:03 Well, I hope it resolves quickly.
00:08:08 Dahee promised to take me trout fishing in California.
00:08:12 Other than his propensity to gamble,
00:08:15 are there any other aberrations Mr. McDahee might have?
00:08:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:22 By the time you leave here, you'll either love Dahee
00:08:32 or you'll hate him.
00:08:35 And you can count on that.
00:08:37 [LAUGHS]
00:08:39 Have you seen my big fish?
00:08:46 Oh, yes.
00:08:50 [GASPS]
00:08:53 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
00:08:57 Wait here.
00:09:09 I'll be right back.
00:09:10 OK.
00:09:11 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
00:09:14 Excuse me.
00:09:35 Sir?
00:09:38 Sir?
00:09:41 I'm looking for Thaddeus McDahee.
00:09:44 I'm Jill Winters from the Limebrook
00:09:46 Limited Insurance Company.
00:09:47 Come on on board.
00:09:54 I'll get it for you.
00:10:07 Your Lordship, uh, excuse me.
00:10:10 Maggie Thatcher's here from the insurance company.
00:10:13 Yeah, yeah.
00:10:15 Come on in.
00:10:16 Nice to meet you.
00:10:27 We had a little party.
00:10:29 I don't know what Mr. Pinkrose was thinking
00:10:31 when he hired this jerk.
00:10:33 [LAUGHS]
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00:10:38 [GRUNTS]
00:10:40 [GROANS]
00:10:44 Hold on just a minute.
00:10:47 This is outrageous.
00:10:48 I told the cabbie to wait.
00:10:50 [COUGHS]
00:10:52 Welcome to New Orleans, darling.
00:10:54 Pay a cabbie here, he's gone with the wind.
00:10:58 I didn't pay him.
00:11:00 That's all right.
00:11:01 I'll go get a bear, and we'll bring the car around.
00:11:04 [RAIN FALLING]
00:11:06 [THUNDER]
00:11:07 Whoa.
00:11:10 Welcome to the Big Easy.
00:11:12 Perfect.
00:11:13 I love this town.
00:11:16 Hey, what's the hurry, Brit?
00:11:19 God, haven't you ever been in rain before?
00:11:22 Woo, New Orleans rain.
00:11:25 Yeehaw.
00:11:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:30 [SIREN]
00:11:33 I cannot believe they haven't called us back.
00:11:38 Why do we have to depend on those sleazy guys in Chicago?
00:11:42 There's no way I can move these things on my own.
00:11:45 I need them, they need me.
00:11:48 Besides, it's worth cutting them in if it
00:11:51 means we get to walk away free.
00:11:53 Mm.
00:11:53 [KISSES]
00:11:56 [PHONE RINGING]
00:12:00 Oh.
00:12:01 - Hello. - No.
00:12:03 What?
00:12:04 What?
00:12:04 What's wrong, Demario?
00:12:07 Look, it's too much for you guys in Chicago.
00:12:08 Maybe I should call New York.
00:12:10 Yeah, OK, all right.
00:12:16 That's better.
00:12:19 I'll expect your guy next week.
00:12:21 Yeah, bye.
00:12:23 Oh, perfect.
00:12:26 I paid my dues the hard way, Franco, in blood.
00:12:30 [LAUGHS]
00:12:31 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
00:12:34 Must we drive in this heap?
00:12:39 Well, it's Saturday night.
00:12:41 We got another hour before a cab showed up.
00:12:44 Besides, I don't have any wheels.
00:12:46 You're a private detective, and you don't own a motor vehicle.
00:12:50 Well, I sort of got repossessed.
00:12:54 [LAUGHS]
00:12:57 I don't believe this.
00:12:58 [KISSES]
00:13:01 [BURPS]
00:13:07 [SIGHS]
00:13:09 Must you do that?
00:13:11 What else can you do with tequila?
00:13:12 [LAUGHS]
00:13:15 [SIGHS]
00:13:17 Mr. McDaggy, I am terribly sorry,
00:13:19 but I am used to working with sober, professional people.
00:13:23 I'll arrange to have you replaced in the morning.
00:13:25 No can do, baby.
00:13:27 That pompous bastard you work for affects me a contract.
00:13:30 [LAUGHS]
00:13:32 Pompous?
00:13:33 Mr. Pinkrose is one of our top executives.
00:13:35 Whatever.
00:13:40 Half a world away from home, no friends, no relatives.
00:13:46 Teamed up with a drunken Irish-American.
00:13:49 What next?
00:13:50 [THUD]
00:13:52 [RAIN FALLING]
00:13:56 Flat tire.
00:14:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:14:04 Well, at least it stopped raining.
00:14:07 Hey, what do you think my chances are?
00:14:14 Excellent.
00:14:15 She can't keep her hands off of you.
00:14:16 [LAUGHS]
00:14:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:14:23 Yes, Jill Winters checking in.
00:14:30 Yes, Miss Winters.
00:14:34 I'll require a bellboy.
00:14:45 Sorry, miss, they're all occupied.
00:14:46 I'll get your bags.
00:14:55 You must be beat, Miss Winters.
00:15:10 Mind if I call you Jill?
00:15:12 Yes, I do mind.
00:15:13 And no, I'm not tired.
00:15:14 I'm still on London time.
00:15:17 I need a drink.
00:15:18 Hey, I'll join you.
00:15:22 Like hell you will.
00:15:23 Call it intuition or what, but I've
00:15:28 got this feeling you and I are really going to hit it off.
00:15:32 You get the same vibes?
00:15:34 You collect me a 10 AM shop and a decent vehicle.
00:15:36 Way to go, Dae.
00:15:43 [LAUGHS]
00:15:45 Maybe she's not quite ready yet.
00:15:46 Yes, I'd like to make a call to London.
00:15:57 Miss Winters from New Orleans on line one.
00:16:03 Put her through.
00:16:05 Mr. Pinkrose, he is so ill-mannered.
00:16:07 He's like something that crawled out from under a rock
00:16:08 in Belfast.
00:16:11 We can't sack him.
00:16:11 The contract is binding.
00:16:14 Besides, we're facing a more serious problem.
00:16:16 Proof of ownership requires confirmation
00:16:18 by two certified gemologists.
00:16:20 But sir, we complied.
00:16:21 Mr. Gabosi's Cartier's chief gemologist.
00:16:23 He and Mr. Lyman both whipped up the diamonds.
00:16:26 I'm well aware of that, Miss Winters.
00:16:28 But Gabosi had a stroke.
00:16:31 He's in a coma and is not expected to live.
00:16:34 Oh my god.
00:16:36 That means if we recover the diamonds, we can't claim them.
00:16:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:16:41 Roberts?
00:16:44 Yes, sir.
00:16:45 Book me a flight to New Orleans.
00:16:47 I'm afraid our Miss Winters may need some help.
00:16:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:03 Well, Romeo, did you enhance your sex life last night?
00:17:08 Screw you, bae.
00:17:09 She's too classy for you, baby.
00:17:17 It'll snow in hell before you get in that chick's pants.
00:17:20 $100 I'll have before she leaves town.
00:17:24 Oh, yeah?
00:17:26 You're on, pal.
00:17:29 I feel like hammered dog shit, man.
00:17:32 You look like it too, baby.
00:17:33 [LAUGHS]
00:17:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:40 Thank you.
00:17:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:18:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:18:03 Bonjour, mon cher.
00:18:28 Dave?
00:18:29 My god, the man is gorgeous.
00:18:37 We're going to the boondocks.
00:18:44 Shouldn't you wear something more casual?
00:18:46 I'll survive.
00:18:47 Thank you for the flowers, by the way.
00:18:51 That was most thoughtful.
00:18:53 I'm glad you like them.
00:18:56 Well, I've always been a pushover for gifts.
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00:20:15 The police report confirmed traces
00:20:17 of an inflammable agent or physic.
00:20:19 That took a real genius.
00:20:20 I can still smell it.
00:20:22 Let's check out what's behind us.
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00:20:50 Looks like something went down here.
00:20:52 I think I'll check it out.
00:20:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:56 What is it?
00:21:14 It's evidence.
00:21:16 I'm coming down.
00:21:18 I wouldn't do that in those hills.
00:21:19 That gravel's mighty.
00:21:20 [SCREECH]
00:21:23 Slick.
00:21:26 Is that an old European custom?
00:21:28 Showing your panties?
00:21:29 Best get out of there.
00:21:34 I'm quite comfortable, thank you.
00:21:38 Suit yourself.
00:21:39 Whole area's infested with snakes.
00:21:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:21:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:21:48 [SCOFFS]
00:21:51 Rain screwed up any chances for Prince.
00:21:55 Well, it didn't belong to the chauffeur.
00:21:57 His name was Louis Pinshot.
00:21:59 FD could be our suspect.
00:22:01 Thought it crossed my mind.
00:22:02 That's true.
00:22:06 I'd say our killer smokes and has long black hair.
00:22:10 Natural hair has scales.
00:22:11 This is smooth.
00:22:13 Maybe from a wig.
00:22:15 Who knows?
00:22:16 Maybe our suspect pees with the toilet seat down.
00:22:20 Is that your way of implying that the perpetrator
00:22:22 might be female?
00:22:23 Please, Dahey, try to be a little more professional.
00:22:29 Although I must admit, in an hour,
00:22:31 you've already gotten more than the police had.
00:22:33 Or they admit to having.
00:22:35 Yes.
00:22:36 Well, I have something to tell you.
00:22:41 Shall we have some coffee?
00:22:43 [SCOFFS]
00:22:44 Are you telling me if we find those diamonds
00:22:46 and this jerk Bogoski--
00:22:47 Gabosi.
00:22:48 Whatever.
00:22:49 If the guy croaks and we find the diamonds,
00:22:51 it's not worth anything?
00:22:53 Mr. Pinkrose is researching the matter.
00:22:56 We'll discuss it when he gets here.
00:22:57 You limey twit.
00:22:58 The only reason A-Bear and I took this job
00:23:00 was for the 15% finder's fee.
00:23:03 Mr. Dahey, we offered to pay you by the hour.
00:23:07 You opted for the contingency plan.
00:23:09 And we didn't hire Herbert.
00:23:12 Bullshit.
00:23:13 A-Bear and I go back to Vietnam.
00:23:15 We're a team.
00:23:18 Whatever.
00:23:21 I don't care if Herbert is meeting us there.
00:23:23 We are not going bar hopping.
00:23:24 We have work to do.
00:23:25 Back off, lady.
00:23:27 You think information will come to us by pony express?
00:23:31 Leeds have found where the action is.
00:23:33 Ballparks, bars, pool halls, strip joints, cat houses.
00:23:37 Cat houses?
00:23:41 You know, boy meets girl, boy loves girl, boy pays girl.
00:23:46 Boy visits clinic.
00:23:48 What kind of people do you associate with?
00:23:51 You name it.
00:23:52 Professionals, lawyers, bombs, derelicts,
00:23:56 stuffy, tight ass broads from Great Britain.
00:23:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:24:02 So, Spence, what's the deal with this John P. Show character?
00:24:17 We can't find him anywhere.
00:24:19 Bus crash last week.
00:24:20 Killed outright.
00:24:22 So much for John P. Shop.
00:24:24 Now what?
00:24:25 Do you like Mexican food?
00:24:27 We have a special tonight.
00:24:30 Oh, no.
00:24:31 Not for me.
00:24:32 I have a sensitive stomach.
00:24:34 Hey, you just punched in front of the time change.
00:24:37 You need a drink.
00:24:38 How about tequila rocks?
00:24:39 I've never had tequila before.
00:24:45 Is it any good?
00:24:46 It's wonderful.
00:24:46 Trust me, you'll love it.
00:24:49 What's it made from?
00:24:51 Cactus.
00:24:53 It's good for you, actually.
00:24:54 Make it tequila shooters.
00:24:56 Great choice.
00:24:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25:01 Your turn, Brit.
00:25:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25:28 I don't know.
00:25:29 Oh, well.
00:25:33 When in New Orleans.
00:25:34 [COUGHING]
00:25:42 Must have gone down the wrong pipe.
00:25:45 Better try another one, Spence.
00:25:47 Set us up again.
00:25:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25:51 Keep 'em coming.
00:26:02 Keep 'em coming.
00:26:03 Keep 'em coming.
00:26:07 [COUGHING]
00:26:14 So tell me about Vietnam and the nurse.
00:26:22 Nurse?
00:26:22 Oh, Nurse Nancy with a tattoo?
00:26:24 OK, catch you later.
00:26:30 [LAUGHTER]
00:26:33 I broke my heel.
00:26:37 Well, that'll do it.
00:26:42 I'll leave that number on her.
00:26:44 [LAUGHTER]
00:26:45 We'll try some math.
00:26:46 I need some money.
00:26:49 My expensive account is not unlimited.
00:26:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:26:56 There's no money in there.
00:26:58 Let me take a look.
00:26:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:27:02 I can find it.
00:27:03 Hey, look what the doctor--
00:27:06 [LAUGHTER]
00:27:09 [LAUGHTER]
00:27:10 [INAUDIBLE]
00:27:12 Where are we going?
00:27:13 [LAUGHTER]
00:27:16 That's a hell of a deal.
00:27:20 You're not such a bad guy, Danny.
00:27:23 You're not so bad either, Brett.
00:27:26 I don't think I like you.
00:27:28 No, it's not really like you, Margo.
00:27:31 Yeah.
00:27:32 The number's my heel.
00:27:34 Women and booze, they don't go together.
00:27:40 What did I tell you about my ex-husband?
00:27:43 About 10 times, six years of--
00:27:45 Six years of boredom.
00:27:48 Right.
00:27:49 How dare you get romantic with me?
00:27:52 God, oh, shit.
00:27:54 Women.
00:27:55 Oh.
00:27:56 Sex.
00:27:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:28:00 Wow.
00:28:04 You're a heavy drunk.
00:28:09 Get your neck.
00:28:10 Five, solid 10.
00:28:22 Mm-hmm.
00:28:28 Sush, 10 plus.
00:28:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:28:33 [CHATTER]
00:28:37 Here you go, sweetheart.
00:28:45 [CHATTER]
00:28:48 Name's Dahey.
00:29:05 Boudreaux sent me.
00:29:07 You gotta speak up, my hearing's bad.
00:29:09 Name's Dahey.
00:29:11 Boudreaux sent me.
00:29:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:29:16, Oh, my God.
00:29:45 Oh, my God.
00:29:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:30:14 You recognize this guy?
00:30:15 Yeah.
00:30:21 Yeah, I did some time with him in the joint.
00:30:25 Are you positive it's him?
00:30:28 Yeah.
00:30:30 Why didn't you tell the arresting officer?
00:30:32 I don't trust cops.
00:30:37 I'm gonna tell my PO officer when he gets here.
00:30:41 You gotta help me out, Dahey.
00:30:43 I need something.
00:30:45 You help me, and I help you, OK?
00:30:46 [APPLAUSE]
00:31:15 Sergeant Gershey will be with you shortly.
00:31:17 Thank you.
00:31:17 [PHONE RINGING]
00:31:27 Hello?
00:31:30 You slime, how dare you?
00:31:36 I hope you used a condom.
00:31:39 I don't use them.
00:31:40 I'm allergic to rubber products.
00:31:43 Incidentally, your performance is highly commendable.
00:31:46 It was though you hadn't been laid in years.
00:31:47 Someday I am going to kill you.
00:31:50 You are a rotten--
00:31:52 Calm down.
00:31:53 Easy, easy.
00:31:56 That's better.
00:31:57 Now then, Ortiz saw two guys barbecued linemen at Pichot.
00:32:03 And not only that, he knows one of the suspects.
00:32:07 Franco Dumas, as in FD.
00:32:11 Are you going to tell Sergeant Gershey?
00:32:13 Found out he's on the juice.
00:32:15 What?
00:32:16 Yeah, he's a crooked cop.
00:32:18 But I'm gonna check him out anyway.
00:32:20 Well, did you talk to Trini?
00:32:22 No, he's up to his hips in some extortion case.
00:32:25 If I find out, I'm pregnant.
00:32:28 Come on now, you aren't pregnant.
00:32:30 Excuse me?
00:32:31 Right, you are.
00:32:33 But in the unlikely event that you are--
00:32:37 so do you like to name Jefferson Davis for a boy?
00:32:39 [GRUNTS]
00:32:41 [DOOR SLAMS]
00:32:42 [SIGHS]
00:32:46 What do you want, D?
00:33:01 I'm busy.
00:33:02 I'm here about the lineman affair.
00:33:03 Yeah, well, we didn't discover the crime scene until two days
00:33:07 after linemen disappeared.
00:33:09 Make matters even worse, because of the severe rains,
00:33:11 it became very difficult to collect any evidence.
00:33:13 What about witnesses at the airport?
00:33:15 There weren't any witnesses.
00:33:16 Christ, what about the kidnapping of the chauffeur?
00:33:19 Hey, look, Dahey, if you've got any pertinent information,
00:33:22 quit tap dancing with me.
00:33:24 Spill it.
00:33:25 Do you even give a damn, Gershey?
00:33:28 Like I said, I'm busy.
00:33:38 [DOOR SLAMS]
00:33:39 Be seated, Mr. Ortiz.
00:33:43 Could you please speak up?
00:33:47 My hearing's not so good.
00:33:49 Thank you, sister.
00:33:51 An insurance company contacted the church
00:33:56 regarding a substantial reward.
00:34:00 Well, hello, sister.
00:34:01 [CHUCKLES]
00:34:07 Tina, you tender thing, bring us a couple bowls
00:34:09 of menudo and some cerveza.
00:34:11 My friend here has Irish flu.
00:34:15 What is menudo?
00:34:17 Mexican or Cajun penicillin.
00:34:20 I mean, what's in it, meat, rice, what?
00:34:23 It's kind of a fish.
00:34:25 You know, Jews rely on matzo ball soup,
00:34:27 and Mexicans and Cajuns rely on menudo.
00:34:32 I'm not wild about seafood.
00:34:34 Well, it doesn't taste fishy.
00:34:36 Priest puts it through some kind of ritual or something.
00:34:39 What ritual?
00:34:41 Well, he blesses it, sprinkles salt on it,
00:34:44 waves his weenie over it.
00:34:46 Hell, woman, it's too deep for me to understand.
00:34:49 Directions on an aspirin bottle are probably
00:34:51 too hard for you to understand.
00:34:54 Well, that may be true, but it'll cure your hangover.
00:34:57 You can make a book on that.
00:34:59 Make book?
00:35:01 Right, I heard about your penchant for gambling.
00:35:03 [sniffing]
00:35:05 Thank you.
00:35:11 I'd better check on Trini and see if he can spring Ortiz
00:35:20 so we can get a deposition.
00:35:22 Well, maybe if you showed some spirit of cooperation
00:35:25 with Sergeant Gursey, he might become our ally.
00:35:29 Well, I have a gut feeling that if Gursey
00:35:31 knew that Ortiz, Salaman, and Pinchot get fried,
00:35:34 he'd be screwed.
00:35:35 Good, huh?
00:35:44 They're offering for information regarding--
00:35:51 [music playing]
00:35:54 --the diamond messenger.
00:35:58 Who was murdered.
00:36:00 [groaning]
00:36:03 What the hell did you do to that poor man?
00:36:16 I have to leave.
00:36:17 What for, Sister Giselle?
00:36:19 Hm?
00:36:22 Forget my face, or I will rip your balls off
00:36:25 and throw them in the river.
00:36:27 And I will rip your teeth off and feed them to my dog.
00:36:31 [groaning]
00:36:34 [music playing]
00:36:42 [groaning]
00:36:50 Last night when you couldn't keep your mouth shut,
00:36:53 I got the distinct impression your bed's been
00:36:55 a long spell.
00:36:57 My sex life is not your concern.
00:37:00 Show a little compassion, Dahey.
00:37:03 With all those bloody drinks last night and the time
00:37:05 change, it's all been terribly humiliating.
00:37:11 Hey, man, Ortiz just bought the farm.
00:37:13 Thank you for the menudo, Tina.
00:37:18 It did wonders, and it was quite tasty, too.
00:37:21 Never touched the stuff myself.
00:37:23 Seems it's made with cow intestines.
00:37:27 [music playing]
00:37:52 Is it the original?
00:37:55 Yeah, that's the original.
00:37:59 Who was he visiting?
00:38:00 Some dope addict friend of his.
00:38:01 The guy got released from prison a couple of weeks ago.
00:38:05 In the past that Shelby has, is there
00:38:08 an example of Giselle's writing?
00:38:10 Of course.
00:38:13 What?
00:38:14 That's it, then?
00:38:16 Hey, look, Bechtel, we've been over this before.
00:38:19 I got the brass right in my ass real hard
00:38:21 over the Lyman affair.
00:38:23 I'll do it, darling.
00:38:27 Of course you will.
00:38:28 Get out of here.
00:38:32 Close the door on your way out.
00:38:50 Franco, I want you to find Shelby and get that jail pass.
00:38:54 If he gives you any trouble, you know what to do.
00:38:58 What about Maurier?
00:39:00 I heard he was on vacation for two weeks.
00:39:04 Maybe he should take a permanent vacation.
00:39:07 [music playing]
00:39:10 You're a naughty, naughty girl.
00:39:15 Yes.
00:39:16 [music playing]
00:39:43 This is where the homicide occurred, right there.
00:39:46 No witnesses on visiting day?
00:39:54 This place must have been full of people.
00:39:56 Who was on duty?
00:39:57 There was a new man on duty.
00:39:59 Hell, the guy must have issued 40 passes in that hour alone.
00:40:02 Well, Detective Gerstle, was there someone at this cubicle?
00:40:05 I mean, that person must have seen the suspect.
00:40:07 Well, ma'am, I'm afraid in all the confusion
00:40:10 that the paperwork was lost.
00:40:11 [music playing]
00:40:14 Fuck it.
00:40:15 Let's get out of here.
00:40:16 [music playing]
00:40:19 [laughing]
00:40:35 Oh, hey.
00:40:36 Oh, hey.
00:40:37 [laughing]
00:40:40 Long time.
00:40:42 Oh, don't stop.
00:40:44 [laughing]
00:40:48 [laughing]
00:40:50 [laughing]
00:40:54 [laughing]
00:40:57 [laughing]
00:41:01 [laughing]
00:41:12 Oh, baby.
00:41:19 [laughing]
00:41:22 Oh.
00:41:23 Oh.
00:41:25 Shelby.
00:41:26 Shit.
00:41:28 He only paid for one.
00:41:29 [laughing]
00:41:33 Ah, here it is.
00:41:35 Leon Shelby, born March 9, 1953.
00:41:42 This guy's a real clown.
00:41:43 He goes around with this big neck break sign.
00:41:46 He claims he got hurt in some department store accident.
00:41:49 Which one?
00:41:51 Which one what?
00:41:52 Which store?
00:41:54 Oh, uh, let me see.
00:41:58 Uh, Newby's in, uh, Metairie.
00:42:01 Newby's.
00:42:02 Did Mr. Shelby say which ankle the tattoo was on?
00:42:11 Excuse me.
00:42:12 Do I know you?
00:42:15 She's all right.
00:42:17 Uh, left.
00:42:20 Left.
00:42:21 I wish I could tell you kids more,
00:42:22 but when Gersey got to the scene,
00:42:24 he kicked everybody else out.
00:42:25 So what is Gersey's story?
00:42:28 It's connected.
00:42:31 Look, cowboy, uh, there's an unwritten law, you know?
00:42:37 I mean, if you can't see anything
00:42:39 good about a fellow officer, you don't see anything at all.
00:42:41 Aw, come on, Moyet.
00:42:44 We go back years.
00:42:46 That rule doesn't apply to us.
00:42:49 I got no proof.
00:42:51 But?
00:42:52 But Gersey's changed.
00:42:57 I mean, he used to be a straight shooter,
00:42:58 but now he's got new clothes, pocketful of money,
00:43:01 new car, new friends.
00:43:05 But not the type you bring home to mom, if you get my drift.
00:43:10 Thanks, Pat.
00:43:12 Yeah.
00:43:13 We'll need to talk to you again.
00:43:14 You better make it soon.
00:43:16 I'm going on vacation.
00:43:18 Oh, hey, you didn't hear nothing from me.
00:43:25 Mom's word.
00:43:26 Where's the jail pass?
00:43:43 Where's the fucking jail pass?
00:43:44 I--
00:43:45 What?
00:43:46 I forced it down the crapper.
00:43:49 If that jail pass ever shows up, it's
00:43:51 going to be your death warrant.
00:43:52 You got it?
00:43:53 I swear to God, I got it.
00:43:54 I forced it down the crapper.
00:43:55 Shut the fuck up.
00:43:56 Shit.
00:44:03 Hey, where's the phone around here?
00:44:12 [phone ringing]
00:44:14 Lindy, yeah?
00:44:34 So, did you miss me, Lin?
00:44:35 Yeah, like a bad case of herpes.
00:44:38 21 day, another fucking loan.
00:44:40 Talk about a low blow.
00:44:42 You forgot about the time I saved your ass in that bank
00:44:45 shootout on Vermont.
00:44:46 Yeah, well, I shot the bastard first.
00:44:50 In the foot, lord ass.
00:44:52 I'm the guy who blew the asshole's brains out.
00:44:56 Some of us work, Dahey.
00:44:57 Get to the point.
00:44:59 Does the name Leon Shelby mean anything to you?
00:45:02 Yeah, sure the hell does.
00:45:06 Really?
00:45:09 How much money?
00:45:11 [typing]
00:45:13 I'm sorry, am I interrupting something here?
00:45:21 Shelby's got some attorney to file a bullshit lawsuit
00:45:31 against Newby's department store.
00:45:34 So?
00:45:35 So Newby's attorneys have put up
00:45:37 $10,000 to find him dirty.
00:45:40 And how does this concern us?
00:45:43 Well, Shelby's claiming he's so disabled
00:45:45 that he can barely walk.
00:45:47 So we need to twist.
00:45:48 So all we have to do is get him on video.
00:45:58 Like what?
00:45:59 I don't know, running, jumping, flying, screwing a goat,
00:46:02 whatever.
00:46:03 Once we get him, then he'll testify against the nun
00:46:05 who iced Ortiz.
00:46:07 In return for the video.
00:46:08 Exactly.
00:46:10 Have you no ethics?
00:46:13 Well, it's the American way.
00:46:14 You hit him in the pocketbook.
00:46:17 Do all private detectives in America
00:46:19 conduct themselves in this manner?
00:46:21 No, but the ones who don't end up
00:46:22 selling vacuum cleaners do.
00:46:25 I see.
00:46:27 So when I played patty cake on your butt,
00:46:30 did that rub your engine out?
00:46:33 Certainly not.
00:46:34 I'll bet.
00:46:35 So I lied.
00:46:39 Hey, brother.
00:46:50 You know you're going to hate me for standing you up like this,
00:46:53 but Sheila's pissed about me going fishing instead
00:46:55 of being with her and the kids.
00:46:57 Can't do it, man.
00:46:59 She says it's either you or her, and says
00:47:02 you ain't such a good leg.
00:47:03 Hey, my old lady wins again.
00:47:07 See you at work next week.
00:47:08 You'll know me.
00:47:10 I'll be the one in the pussy too.
00:47:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:47:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:47:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:47:22 Don't be alarmed, Officer Murray.
00:47:48 You must know me.
00:47:49 I'm a true friend of the men on your force,
00:47:52 the finest in the city.
00:47:54 Well, I know who you are.
00:47:57 You're Joe Bumfuck.
00:47:59 Huh?
00:48:01 Big fancy boats, big fancy cars.
00:48:05 You'd do anything to put a good cop on the take.
00:48:09 I don't take shit from shit eaters.
00:48:13 You get only one chance, Officer.
00:48:16 It will be your first and your last chance.
00:48:21 Actually, it's an honor to be part of our group.
00:48:25 You see, some of New Orleans finest among our team players.
00:48:30 Oh, believe me when I say it will change your life.
00:48:36 Or should I say, without us, you won't have a life.
00:48:42 [LAUGHS]
00:48:45 I wouldn't go with you if you were
00:48:49 the last person on the planet.
00:48:51 Nobody buys me.
00:48:52 Wait a minute.
00:48:54 Listen to me.
00:48:56 You are the nobody.
00:48:58 I understand you've been talking to internal affairs
00:49:03 about a colleague of mine, Detective Gussie.
00:49:07 Yeah, riding on a fellow cop.
00:49:11 It's betrayal.
00:49:14 One day, you will need backup.
00:49:18 No one will show up.
00:49:19 Are you man enough to handle yourself on the streets alone?
00:49:33 Yeah, well, I'm man enough to take
00:49:36 care of this piece of shit.
00:49:38 [GUNSHOT]
00:49:40 [GUNSHOT]
00:49:43 [GUNSHOT]
00:49:44 [GUNSHOT]
00:49:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:49:48 We're agreed, then?
00:49:51 Agreed.
00:49:53 Mr. McDahee, this is Dr. Dufault.
00:49:55 Howdy, Doc.
00:49:56 Pleasure meeting you.
00:49:58 Boudreaux call.
00:49:59 I'm out of here.
00:50:00 We've concluded our business.
00:50:01 Yes, my wife's inspecting me.
00:50:03 Pleasure.
00:50:06 You're wearing that?
00:50:08 No telling where we might end up.
00:50:10 Please, Davey, it's only a stakeout.
00:50:13 What?
00:50:14 There's his car.
00:50:18 The only place to hide is in the dumpster.
00:50:28 Can you drive?
00:50:29 Good, you can take the car back.
00:50:33 No way, mister.
00:50:34 I've been instructed not to let you out of my sight.
00:50:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:50:40 [HORSE GALLOPING]
00:50:42 [HISSING]
00:50:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:51:03 [HORSE GALLOPING]
00:51:06 [GUNSHOT]
00:51:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:51:14 [HORSE GALLOPING]
00:51:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:51:32 [HORSE GALLOPING]
00:51:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:51:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:51:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:51:43 [GROANING]
00:52:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:52:13 Lovers.
00:52:18 Lovely.
00:52:19 [GROANING]
00:52:38 They're copulating in public.
00:52:41 A lot of that going around these days.
00:52:42 Bite?
00:52:52 Don't be silly.
00:52:53 What are you doing?
00:53:00 [GROANING]
00:53:07 You filthy swine.
00:53:08 I hate to waste good food.
00:53:16 You're a pig.
00:53:23 Your mother raised you on a trough.
00:53:25 [GASPING]
00:53:33 [GASPING]
00:53:34 I just brought this from the boat.
00:53:42 You made me ill for nothing.
00:53:47 Sometimes I have trouble reading you, Jill.
00:53:54 Like now.
00:53:56 Are you hitting on me?
00:53:58 [SIGHING]
00:54:00 [BURPING]
00:54:04 Sorry.
00:54:08 Shit.
00:54:13 Oh, man.
00:54:14 [LAUGHING]
00:54:16 Hold on here.
00:54:17 What is it?
00:54:18 Well-- uh-oh.
00:54:21 Here we go.
00:54:22 Get it off. What is it?
00:54:23 Oh, what the hell?
00:54:25 Well, let's just say safe sex is alive and well in New Orleans.
00:54:29 [LAUGHING]
00:54:30 [SCREAMING]
00:54:32 You bloody bastard.
00:54:34 [SCREAMING]
00:54:35 You're revolting.
00:54:37 Get away from me, pig.
00:54:39 [LAUGHING]
00:54:41 [LAUGHING]
00:54:42 Oh, shit.
00:55:05 Come on, Shelby.
00:55:10 Change a tire like a good boy.
00:55:12 You know I have a lot of balls.
00:55:14 [LAUGHING]
00:55:15 Glory be.
00:55:37 'Tis a blessed miracle.
00:55:39 The man is healed.
00:55:41 [LAUGHING]
00:55:42 There's something else.
00:55:45 You just blew Shelby's case right out of the water.
00:55:47 [LAUGHING]
00:55:49 To Britain.
00:56:03 Long live the king.
00:56:05 It's Queen Day here, but in your case,
00:56:07 it's the thought that counts.
00:56:09 [LAUGHING]
00:56:10 You'd better leave.
00:56:16 You're making a terrible mistake.
00:56:18 Nonsense, besides, it's late.
00:56:20 Hmm.
00:56:25 You'll come around, Brett.
00:56:26 It's just a matter of time.
00:56:28 Don't hold your breath.
00:56:29 [LAUGHING]
00:56:35 [LAUGHING]
00:56:37 He's a slob, he's ill-mannered, and he's crude.
00:56:51 Forget him, Winters.
00:56:52 Oh, who the bloody hell am I kidding?
00:56:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:57:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:57:02 Hey.
00:57:16 You're gonna love this shit, man.
00:57:17 I got the recipe from an old cat down at the French Quarter.
00:57:21 Something to eat with here.
00:57:22 Here.
00:57:24 What the hell is that?
00:57:25 Oh, room key.
00:57:27 What's this?
00:57:29 [CLINKING]
00:57:30 That's good.
00:57:33 Yeah.
00:57:34 By the way, Boudreaux said that Franco was from Miami.
00:57:40 Well, that explains why no one around here's heard of him.
00:57:43 This shit needs salt.
00:57:49 It's right in front of you.
00:57:50 Is your arm broke?
00:57:52 [SPITS]
00:57:54 So that's all you got for $40?
00:58:04 No, he said he's also tight with some crooked cop.
00:58:09 Got a name?
00:58:11 Boudreaux's checking it out.
00:58:12 I got a feeling I know who it is.
00:58:17 Yeah?
00:58:20 You're right, this shit does need salt.
00:58:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:58:24 Are you gonna do me or what?
00:58:46 I got a client in 30 minutes.
00:58:47 Oh, shut up, you dumb bitch.
00:58:51 Maple leaf at 10 o'clock, and don't forget the jail pass.
00:58:54 Listen, Shelby, you'll get the original tape
00:58:57 if you cooperate.
00:58:58 Otherwise, it goes to newbie's lawyers.
00:58:59 Hey, smartass, just who the hell do you think you are?
00:59:02 Listen, you little weasel, if you don't play ball,
00:59:04 you can kiss your bullshit lawsuit goodbye.
00:59:07 Wait.
00:59:09 Damn.
00:59:15 So what do you have for me?
00:59:17 My informant tells me the guy's name is Dahey.
00:59:20 Dave.
00:59:21 That's right, D-E-G-H-Y, Dahey.
00:59:24 And to make matters worse, he's working with a federal agent.
00:59:26 Now look, I'm gonna get an address.
00:59:28 I'm doing the best I can.
00:59:30 But it ain't good enough, is it?
00:59:32 Hm?
00:59:33 Listen, thanks to you, Shelby and that jail pass
00:59:36 both disappeared.
00:59:38 You are both unpaid forgers, you slimy parasite.
00:59:42 Why don't you shut up?
00:59:43 Get out!
00:59:44 Hey, now, stay-- hey!
00:59:45 Don't you ever touch me.
00:59:51 There's nothing worse than a bad cop.
00:59:57 [gunshot]
00:59:58 What's with the choker, Shelby?
01:00:21 You have relapse?
01:00:22 I'll give you $2,000 for that video, and that's all I got.
01:00:25 Don't mess with me, Shelby.
01:00:27 You give me Sister Icepick, give me that jail pass,
01:00:30 and I'll give you the tape.
01:00:31 Well, she ain't a nun, 'cause she's got a name
01:00:34 tattooed on her ankle, Giselle.
01:00:36 Which ankle?
01:00:37 Right, I mean left.
01:00:39 All right, bugger, now give us the bloody jail pass.
01:00:42 Bugger?
01:00:43 I know, Dahey, you're rubbing off on me.
01:00:45 Hand it over, Shelby.
01:00:54 Now give me that tape.
01:00:56 Fucking worm.
01:01:02 [music playing]
01:01:06 [grunting]
01:01:33 [glass shattering]
01:01:35 [grunting]
01:01:47 [glass shattering]
01:01:55 [glass shattering]
01:01:57 [glass shattering]
01:02:05 This is great.
01:02:16 This is great, isn't it?
01:02:23 I love this place.
01:02:25 Woo, I haven't had this much fun since the riots
01:02:40 at Griffith Park in '87.
01:02:42 Please, God, don't let me die in this horrible place.
01:02:45 I don't think I've done anything to deserve this.
01:02:47 No, it was time I clubbed that gay Nazi
01:02:49 biker at the Chili Cook-off in Ball Heights.
01:02:52 And to think that I left my husband because he was boring.
01:02:54 This is great.
01:02:55 You're punishing me, aren't you, God?
01:02:56 Great?
01:02:57 And you know what's great after something like this?
01:03:01 Cold beer.
01:03:03 And sex.
01:03:07 You're sick.
01:03:08 You belong in an institution.
01:03:09 Well, sex is still good.
01:03:14 [music playing]
01:03:18 [car horn honking]
01:03:20 Well, that lighter is a very common brand.
01:03:30 There's probably a million of them
01:03:31 this side of the Mississippi.
01:03:34 That's fine.
01:03:35 How about our tattooed lady?
01:03:37 Which is, uh, Gazelle DeMont.
01:03:41 Now, she was born in, uh, Louisiana.
01:03:44 She lived in the French Quarter for 10 years.
01:03:46 She served 10 months in the slammer for a felony assault.
01:03:50 They released her in May.
01:03:52 That sounds like the one.
01:03:53 Is she still in the streets?
01:03:55 Yeah.
01:03:56 As a matter of fact, uh, according to her parole paper
01:03:59 application, she's got a job lined up
01:04:01 with a local businessman by the name of Joseph Bechtel.
01:04:05 Great, Trini.
01:04:06 For a guy who doesn't party, you're all right by me.
01:04:08 Thanks a lot, bud.
01:04:11 Got a lead.
01:04:12 Fantastic.
01:04:13 You have an address?
01:04:14 I do.
01:04:15 We could pay Mr. Bechtel a visit, but first--
01:04:18 Not so fast, Dahey.
01:04:21 Look, I find you most attractive, but it won't work.
01:04:27 Why?
01:04:29 Our lifestyles, our values, they just aren't compatible.
01:04:34 And then there's your gambling problem.
01:04:36 Hell, woman, gambling's no different from playing
01:04:38 the stock market.
01:04:40 Really?
01:04:41 What about your little escapade in Vietnam
01:04:43 with Nurse Nancy?
01:04:45 Nurse Nancy?
01:04:54 Yeah.
01:04:55 Gentlemen don't place wages that
01:05:00 involve the seduction of women.
01:05:01 Oh, for Christ's sakes, woman.
01:05:03 It happened in a war zone.
01:05:04 People in combat get a little wacko.
01:05:06 OK.
01:05:11 See, Jim was a diehard Republican.
01:05:13 He thought Nixon walked on water.
01:05:15 Well, I felt Nixon was an asshole.
01:05:18 So he put up a case of scotch, and I was broke at the time.
01:05:22 You're always broke.
01:05:24 That's true.
01:05:25 Anyway, when I got back from patrol,
01:05:27 he was in the shower with Nurse Nancy.
01:05:29 So what's the big deal?
01:05:31 Aren't you forgetting something?
01:05:33 The political slogan you agreed to have tattooed on your bum?
01:05:41 Well, did you or didn't you?
01:05:46 You know, it's been so many years, I can't remember.
01:05:50 Don't be a smartass.
01:05:51 Did you get the tattoo or not?
01:05:54 Look, I'm easy.
01:05:56 Find out for yourself.
01:05:57 [music playing]
01:06:08 [train rumbling]
01:06:11 May I help you?
01:06:33 Just browsing, thank you.
01:06:35 [music playing]
01:06:38 Can I see that one?
01:06:44 Please?
01:06:45 [music playing]
01:06:48 You carry diamonds?
01:07:02 No.
01:07:03 I'll take it.
01:07:09 Pay the lady.
01:07:10 I'm Canadian, so I'll need a receipt for customs.
01:07:18 [train rumbling]
01:07:21 What a horrible person.
01:07:30 Couldn't see any tattoo, but that has to be Giselle DeMont.
01:07:33 Probably right.
01:07:35 She wasn't the least bit interested in selling anything.
01:07:37 I'd say the store's the front.
01:07:39 Well, their entire inventory consists of costume jewelry
01:07:42 and tourist junk, yet they have a D&G box.
01:07:45 Run that by me again?
01:07:47 You're kidding.
01:07:48 Danzig and Glickman?
01:07:50 The best safe money can buy, they're
01:07:52 all but impossible to breach.
01:07:53 My experience is robbery homicide.
01:07:58 I know little about safes.
01:07:59 It shows.
01:08:01 I know those stones are in that safe.
01:08:03 I can feel it.
01:08:04 You willing to give odds on that?
01:08:07 You and your gambling.
01:08:09 By the way, sport, the $75 you spent on that ring
01:08:12 all but exhausted my expense account.
01:08:14 Do you know why I bought that ring?
01:08:16 Of course.
01:08:17 You wanted a sample of a handwriting
01:08:18 to compare against the jail pass.
01:08:20 I never worked robbery homicide, but I'm not stupid.
01:08:23 Well, you're not a brain surgeon either.
01:08:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:08:31 I want that jail pass, Shelby.
01:08:43 Otherwise, this will be your permanent home.
01:08:47 I swear to God, I flushed it down the toilet.
01:08:49 Honest.
01:08:51 Do you believe this guy?
01:08:53 [CHUCKLING]
01:08:57 No.
01:08:58 [WHIP CRACKING]
01:09:00 [GRUNTING]
01:09:03 OK.
01:09:08 OK, I gave it today.
01:09:10 You know your problem?
01:09:15 You've got an active imagination.
01:09:17 [GRUNTING]
01:09:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:09:28 Come on, Dahey.
01:09:39 You know it's the store's policy never to divulge any details
01:09:42 of its customers' purchases.
01:09:44 Damn it, Billy.
01:09:45 All I want to know is if Bechtel bought more than one safe.
01:09:48 That should be worth, let's say, $40.
01:09:52 Oh, jeez, Dahey.
01:09:54 $40.
01:09:55 Thanks a lot.
01:09:56 For $40, I could get fired if my boss finds out.
01:10:01 Change in plans, wimp.
01:10:03 Not only are you going to help us,
01:10:05 but you'll do it for a mere $20.
01:10:07 I wouldn't mess with the lady, Billy boy.
01:10:08 I've seen her when she drinks.
01:10:10 She gets bloody fucking mean.
01:10:12 Did I say bloody?
01:10:14 Now, you're certain Mr. Bechtel didn't purchase another safe?
01:10:19 Yeah.
01:10:21 Your plan is idiotic.
01:10:23 We're not even certain the diamonds are in the blasted safe.
01:10:26 Besides, it would be tantamount to stealing.
01:10:28 No, they're already stolen.
01:10:30 We'd be like rescuing them.
01:10:33 No way.
01:10:34 Besides, it could cost me my career,
01:10:35 let alone get me arrested.
01:10:37 Relax.
01:10:38 I've got it covered.
01:10:39 But I am going to need your help, A-Bear.
01:10:43 I don't know, man.
01:10:45 I'm working on a fish finder.
01:10:46 You find somebody else.
01:10:48 Well, your cover's simple.
01:10:49 All you have to do is say the property owner hired you to service the plants.
01:10:52 But I don't know who the owner is.
01:10:54 Suppose somebody asked me his name.
01:10:56 Well, his name's Robert Mondavi.
01:11:00 Robert Mondavi?
01:11:02 You sure?
01:11:04 Mm-hmm.
01:11:06 Sounds good.
01:11:12 How the hell should I know what the owner's name is?
01:11:16 Excuse me.
01:11:18 Hey, hey!
01:11:27 Uh, I'm filling in for the regular gardener.
01:11:30 He's sick.
01:11:31 Got the plants back there?
01:11:34 Go ahead.
01:11:35 Thank you.
01:11:38 U.T. Boo?
01:11:40 Oui.
01:11:41 Dahey.
01:11:42 Called about the man that bought the wig and the mustache.
01:11:44 Ah, oui, oui.
01:12:06 He bought this type of wig.
01:12:08 Marie saw him.
01:12:09 Oui.
01:12:11 Marie?
01:12:12 Oui.
01:12:13 (Humming)
01:12:16 What am I doing here?
01:12:23 Dahey, you son of a bitch.
01:12:25 You look like junior samples in drag.
01:12:28 Get back in there.
01:12:30 All right.
01:12:31 Now, I'm gonna go get my stuff.
01:12:34 Now, if you'll just get out of here.
01:12:39 Whoa, whoa, before that bitch jams me through the fucking brain with an ice pack.
01:12:44 (Whistles)
01:12:45 You know anything about the man that bought the wig and the mustache?
01:12:48 Il est au vin en dents, tout à l'heure.
01:12:51 Ah, merci, merci.
01:12:54 What?
01:12:55 Well, he had a gold tooth.
01:12:58 (Footsteps)
01:13:00 You know, Franco, I'm getting tired of Gursky.
01:13:11 He's lost a lot of his influence.
01:13:14 I hate to fucking lose him too, boss, but isn't it important to us that he carries a badge?
01:13:19 You're missing the point, puss-head.
01:13:21 None of the other cops trust him.
01:13:23 They all clam up when the son of a bitch is around.
01:13:27 Well, I guess we might have to arrange a little... accident.
01:13:33 What do you think, darling?
01:13:41 She's insatiable.
01:13:43 (Chuckles)
01:13:45 (Piano music)
01:13:47 (Footsteps)
01:13:49 (Beeping)
01:14:12 (Beeping)
01:14:14 Hey, Bear.
01:14:37 Oh, you little sweetheart, you're 20 right, 31 left.
01:14:43 (Clicks)
01:14:45 (Clicks)
01:14:48 (Clicks)
01:14:59 (Clicks)
01:15:01 (Clicks)
01:15:14 (Clicks)
01:15:26 (Beeping)
01:15:28 Well, sir, how was your flight?
01:15:37 It was predictable, just like it was.
01:15:40 Man, I'm drying a camel's ass in the Sahara.
01:15:44 (Chuckles)
01:15:46 Mr. Pinkrose, this is Mr. Dahey.
01:15:49 Howdy.
01:15:51 (Chuckles)
01:15:53 (Clicks)
01:15:58 My God.
01:16:05 Where did you find these?
01:16:07 In a room under a plant.
01:16:10 (Sighs)
01:16:14 Hurry up and check 'em out, Pinky.
01:16:18 Those cool little suckers are worth 1.2 mil to me.
01:16:21 The name is Pinkrose.
01:16:23 Whatever.
01:16:25 (Piano music)
01:16:29 Hey, baby.
01:16:46 (Chuckles)
01:16:48 (Chuckles)
01:16:54 (Phone rings)
01:17:00 (Chuckles)
01:17:02 (Phone rings)
01:17:04 (Chuckles)
01:17:06 (Phone rings)
01:17:08 Yeah, hello. Hello?
01:17:12 It's 10 o'clock, Bechtel.
01:17:14 You know where your diamonds are?
01:17:16 Who is it?
01:17:18 Well, I do, asshole.
01:17:20 My lottery numbers are 72031.
01:17:23 Who is this?
01:17:25 Calm down. Don't be so emotional.
01:17:27 It's not like you owned 'em in the first place.
01:17:30 Just fuck off.
01:17:32 Poor bastard loses a fortune in diamonds
01:17:41 and can't even report 'em to the police.
01:17:44 So what's the good word, Pinky?
01:17:54 It's Pinkrose.
01:17:56 Whatever.
01:17:58 These appear to be the diamonds.
01:18:02 Pity your efforts were in vain.
01:18:04 What the hell are you talking about?
01:18:06 Hasn't he been informed?
01:18:09 I'm sorry, Dahey. I meant to tell you.
01:18:12 Mr. Gabosi died.
01:18:14 It's highly unlikely we'll be able to claim the gems.
01:18:17 What?
01:18:19 You pompous-ass British bastard.
01:18:21 I busted my balls buying those diamonds for nothing.
01:18:24 That's enough.
01:18:26 Shit!
01:18:29 I'll kill him. I'll kill this son of a bitch.
01:18:33 Look, possession's nine-tenths of the law.
01:18:36 So if we have the diamonds, why can't I fly to L.A.
01:18:39 and just give them to the owner?
01:18:41 Listen, Dahey.
01:18:43 British law is very complicated in international matters.
01:18:47 As British subjects, Mr. Pinkrose and I aren't permitted to--
01:18:51 Forget it.
01:18:53 In simple terms, Mr. Dahey,
01:18:56 we are unable to prove legal ownership.
01:18:59 Therefore, British law prohibits us.
01:19:02 Screw British law!
01:19:04 Can't you get it through your fat head?
01:19:07 If you're caught with the diamonds, you'll be incarcerated.
01:19:10 Well, I must push off.
01:19:13 I'm terribly sorry, sir.
01:19:23 This whole thing has been a nightmare.
01:19:25 I'll be at my hotel.
01:19:27 That man is dangerous.
01:19:31 You owe Mr. Pinkrose an apology.
01:19:34 Fine.
01:19:40 What if Beck tells the cops how they stole the diamonds?
01:19:43 Then it proves he doesn't own them, right?
01:19:45 You're wasting my time.
01:19:47 Well, if the cops found the diamonds on me, they couldn't bust me.
01:19:51 Your mind is warped. They would still confiscate them.
01:19:55 But if no legal owner is determined, then there is no victim.
01:19:59 And without a victim, there is no crime.
01:20:02 Meaning you couldn't be prosecuted.
01:20:05 Precisely.
01:20:07 Therefore, I have nothing to lose.
01:20:09 Think about it.
01:20:11 You'll come around, Brett.
01:20:28 A-Bear and I are going fishing.
01:20:30 Now, I want you to take good care of that prisoner I sent you.
01:20:33 But I do expect a favor in return.
01:20:36 I still hate you.
01:20:38 I'll call you when we get back.
01:20:40 Don't lie to me.
01:20:42 And deceive the woman I'm practically engaged to?
01:20:44 Never. Just relax. Maybe I'll catch a big menudo.
01:20:47 You're up to something, aren't you?
01:20:49 Gotta go, Brett. Ciao.
01:20:51 Don't hang up on me, Dahey.
01:20:55 [gun cocks]
01:20:58 [engine starts]
01:21:00 [engine rumbles]
01:21:02 [engine rumbles]
01:21:04 [engine rumbles]
01:21:06 [engine rumbles]
01:21:33 [gunshot]
01:21:36 [gunshot]
01:21:39 [sighs]
01:22:06 Bonjour, Joe.
01:22:08 What?
01:22:22 This little item proves your girl killed Ortiz.
01:22:25 Bullshit, it does!
01:22:27 I don't think I like you.
01:22:29 You wanna fess up before I blow your fucking head off?
01:22:34 [groans]
01:22:36 You stole them.
01:22:39 Hey.
01:22:41 We stole them.
01:22:43 We stole the diamonds, okay?
01:22:45 All right, already? Put the fucking gun down.
01:22:48 All right, what do you want? Come on, all right!
01:22:51 Shut up.
01:22:53 Anything else you wanna ask this asshole?
01:22:55 [sighs]
01:22:57 Nah.
01:23:03 Shoot him.
01:23:05 Come on. Shoot him.
01:23:07 Come on. [laughs]
01:23:09 Say good night, Bechtel.
01:23:11 Hey, come on.
01:23:13 Don't be fucking crazy.
01:23:15 Missed by a...
01:23:17 Try again. There's good enough time.
01:23:19 Get out of here. Come on.
01:23:21 Good night, Bechtel.
01:23:23 [laughs]
01:23:25 See ya, Joe.
01:23:27 [grunts]
01:23:31 You bastards!
01:23:33 Hey!
01:23:50 [laughs]
01:23:52 Yee-haw!
01:23:54 Yee-haw!
01:23:59 [indistinct chatter]
01:24:26 Come on. Move it, bitch.
01:24:29 Let's go.
01:24:34 [grunts]
01:24:39 Nice to see you again, Mr. Dave.
01:24:53 Remember?
01:24:55 [laughs]
01:24:57 If I could trouble you
01:25:03 for the diamonds and the jail pass.
01:25:06 Hmm?
01:25:08 Let him go.
01:25:10 Excuse me?
01:25:12 Let him down, and I'll tell you.
01:25:15 Oh, you're gonna tell me.
01:25:18 [laughs]
01:25:20 There seems to be a little confusion
01:25:22 as to who's in charge here.
01:25:24 It's not you, Mr. Dahey!
01:25:27 Is it me, or is it you?
01:25:36 You're a bit of a sissy, aren't you?
01:25:38 A Nancy boy. Hmm?
01:25:40 Got nice long hair, Mr. Dahey.
01:25:43 It's prettier than my mother's.
01:25:46 Where are those diamonds?
01:25:50 Hmm?
01:25:52 Where are they?
01:25:54 I mailed them to the FBI.
01:25:56 [laughs]
01:25:58 What? You mailed them to the FBI?
01:26:01 Oh, you're a comedian.
01:26:03 Hold it there, Dave.
01:26:16 Hold it there.
01:26:20 Hold it there.
01:26:22 Where are we?
01:26:28 We're in the basement, and Herbert's tied upstairs.
01:26:31 [gasps]
01:26:33 Relax, it's harmless. It's only a corn snake.
01:26:36 Are they poisonous?
01:26:38 No, but they're ornery as hell, and they bite like a mule.
01:26:41 You'll kill it.
01:26:43 Wait, I've got an idea.
01:26:46 You got any string?
01:26:48 What for?
01:26:50 Just give me some. Do you have any string? Whatever.
01:26:53 What'll this do?
01:26:58 Dental floss?
01:27:00 I don't like things in my teeth.
01:27:03 Way to go, Brit. This is perfect.
01:27:06 Hold me, Dahey.
01:27:10 [breathing heavily]
01:27:12 You're only trying to take advantage of the situation.
01:27:23 I don't care about you, so don't touch me.
01:27:29 Way to go, Dahey.
01:27:34 Always attracted to the wrong women.
01:27:37 Jeez.
01:27:39 I'm pushing 40, and I'm still a bachelor.
01:27:42 It's not you, Jill.
01:27:44 You're great.
01:27:46 I'm just a scrub.
01:27:48 [sighs]
01:27:52 [soft music]
01:28:04 ♪ ♪
01:28:06 [grunting]
01:28:28 [grunting]
01:28:30 Let's get out of here.
01:28:57 [coughing]
01:28:59 Are you okay?
01:29:01 Yeah, I'm okay, buddy.
01:29:03 No, I'm not okay. Does it look like I'm okay?
01:29:06 What do you get by on hand sometimes?
01:29:08 I'm gonna kill your ass, Dahey.
01:29:10 You get me with a scrub all the time.
01:29:12 You wanna tie my hand? I'm gonna kill you.
01:29:24 Shut up, A-Bear. Where is everybody?
01:29:26 Gersey took Bechtel and Giselle to the airport.
01:29:28 He's on his way back.
01:29:30 I'm tying my hand, Dahey.
01:29:35 Go, go, go, go.
01:29:40 Go, go, go.
01:29:51 You okay, A-Bear?
01:29:53 No, I'm not all right.
01:29:55 Calm down now. I'll untie you when you calm down.
01:29:58 You're on the wrong side of the road, you twit.
01:30:05 Well, right.
01:30:07 You got somebody on your tail.
01:30:19 Oh, shit.
01:30:21 It's that damn crooked cop. Can't you drive?
01:30:24 Faster. Come on, faster.
01:30:34 All right, leave me alone. You're like two old women, for God's sake.
01:30:38 Oh, shit.
01:30:41 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:30:44 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:30:47 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:31:15 Hey, we got Bechtel, Gersey and the girl.
01:31:19 Yeah.
01:31:21 I mean, can you imagine?
01:31:23 They were hiring a flight, a charter flight to Costa Rica.
01:31:26 I mean, they were this close to giving us the slip.
01:31:29 You've done a fine job.
01:31:31 What about charges?
01:31:33 Oh, man, we got a slew of them.
01:31:35 Murder one, a cop.
01:31:37 Bribery. I mean, we got them on the diamond theft thing.
01:31:39 The list is endless.
01:31:41 But there is one small problem.
01:31:44 They're stonewalling us on where the diamonds are hidden.
01:31:48 Imagine that.
01:31:56 Look, man, if you got the diamonds, you're dead meat.
01:32:00 Now, I'm telling you,
01:32:02 Franco and his boys are still out there on the loose.
01:32:05 And besides me breathing down your neck,
01:32:07 you're playing hardball with some goons, man,
01:32:09 that if they think you got the rocks, they will kill you.
01:32:13 Now, I'm telling you,
01:32:15 these guys will take their mothers apart for $8 million.
01:32:18 Hey, Trini, how far do we go back?
01:32:22 If I had $8 million in stones,
01:32:24 would I be sitting here bullshitting with you?
01:32:26 Really, Trini, your people have looked everywhere,
01:32:28 and so have I, for that matter.
01:32:30 It'll ruin my career if I don't recover those stones.
01:32:33 Well, listen, I got a meeting with the chief.
01:32:36 I got to go.
01:32:38 Listen, why don't you guys wait here?
01:32:40 I'll be back in about 10 minutes.
01:32:42 I got to get some information on those bench warrants.
01:32:45 All right, we'll talk about fishing, Trini.
01:32:47 Hey, now we're talking. Yeah.
01:32:49 Mr. Pinkrose will probably recall me to London to resume my duties.
01:33:00 They can terminate me if I don't bring in the diamonds.
01:33:04 Dahey, you know where they are.
01:33:09 Well, if I did know where the diamonds were
01:33:11 and turned them over to the authorities,
01:33:13 they'd be tied up in litigation for 10 years.
01:33:16 Then what would I get for my time in troubles?
01:33:20 Maybe a few hundred bucks.
01:33:22 But on the other hand, if I sold the diamond,
01:33:28 imagine how much money I'd have.
01:33:30 Then we could go fishing.
01:33:32 I don't fish.
01:33:34 Well, we could go to my cabin in Mammoth.
01:33:36 I could do a little P.I. work on the side.
01:33:38 The bear can do the cooking. It'd be great.
01:33:40 Well, I imagine they won't recall me immediately.
01:33:46 And I do have some holiday time available.
01:33:51 If we were to go fishing, would you bait my hook?
01:33:57 I really hate worms.
01:34:00 Postman came. It's from Herbert. It must be your fishing rod.
01:34:04 Hell of a deal.
01:34:07 Well, like I said before, I didn't have a choice.
01:34:10 I had to get on with it.
01:34:12 I'd rather die than go fishing.
01:34:14 I'd rather die than go fishing.
01:34:16 I'd rather die than go fishing.
01:34:18 I'd rather die than go fishing.
01:34:20 I'd rather die than go fishing.
01:34:22 I'd rather die than go fishing.
01:34:24 I'd rather die than go fishing.
01:34:26 I'd rather die than go fishing.
01:34:28 I'd rather die than go fishing.
01:34:30 I'd rather die than go fishing.
01:34:32 I'd rather die than go fishing.
01:34:34 Well, like I said before, I didn't have the diamonds.
01:34:37 But thanks to good old U.S. Postal Service and A. Bear...
01:34:41 You are rotten.
01:34:55 You know, I was just thinking, now that I'm rich,
01:34:58 what would you do if I were to dump you?
01:35:01 I would track you down in a manhunt.
01:35:05 I would take the diamonds and your family jewel,
01:35:10 including your royal scepter.
01:35:13 (Chuckles)
01:35:15 (Chuckles)
01:35:17 (Chuckles)
01:35:20 (Piano music)
01:35:23 (Piano music)
01:35:27 (Piano music)
01:35:30 (Piano music)
01:35:42 (Piano music)
01:35:45 (Piano music)
01:35:48 (Piano music)
01:35:51 (Piano music)
01:35:54 (Piano music)
01:35:57 (Piano music)
01:36:00 (Piano music)
01:36:02 (Gunshot)
01:36:03 (Screams)
01:36:04 Where is he?
01:36:06 What do you want?
01:36:08 Diamonds.
01:36:09 Like you didn't even know.
01:36:12 Vectel's got them.
01:36:14 I don't think so.
01:36:15 Day he snatched them, where is he?
01:36:17 I don't know.
01:36:18 You're lying!
01:36:19 (Gunshots)
01:36:21 (Gunshots)
01:36:24 (Gunshots)
01:36:27 (Gunshots)
01:36:34 (Gunshots)
01:36:37 (Screams)
01:36:41 (Panting)
01:36:43 (Panting)
01:36:46 Drop the gun.
01:36:48 I said drop it.
01:36:50 (Panting)
01:36:51 Let her go.
01:36:53 (Panting)
01:36:55 Fuck you.
01:36:56 (Panting)
01:36:57 Give me the diamonds or I'll kill her now.
01:36:59 (Panting)
01:37:01 (Panting)
01:37:04 (Panting)
01:37:07 (Screams)
01:37:14 (Gunshots)
01:37:19 Are you okay?
01:37:21 I could have died for these.
01:37:24 I would never hurt you.
01:37:26 I love you, Jill.
01:37:31 You know what would be really good right about now?
01:37:39 A cold beer and, you know, sex.
01:37:46 (Chuckles)
01:37:49 (Sighs)
01:37:52 (Sighs)
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