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00:00 [music]
00:02 [Music]
00:31 [Music]
00:34 [Screaming]
00:55 Shouldn't she be wearing a life vest?
00:57 No!
01:00 [Music]
01:11 Let's go, Car Junior!
01:13 I'll see you later, Bobby.
01:15 Wait, I can ride on with you.
01:17 We can sit in the back and hold hands.
01:19 Maybe next time.
01:21 My mom's got this new moisturizer I've been sneaking.
01:24 Very smooth.
01:26 My hands are still pruney.
01:29 It wouldn't be fair to you.
01:30 What?
01:32 You still haven't told them we're dating.
01:36 It's not you, Bobby.
01:38 It's just my dad has his heart set on me going out with Chain Wasanasong.
01:43 Who Wasanasong?
01:45 Chain. He's Laotian.
01:47 But does he make you laugh?
01:50 You are getting sleepy, sleepy.
01:53 You will tell your parents about us.
01:57 And you will quit smoking.
02:00 I'll tell them. I promise.
02:04 Son, why is there a towel on your head?
02:11 You, sir, are getting sleepy.
02:13 From now on, you will buy only brand name cola.
02:19 Just go change.
02:21 [Music]
02:25 Hey, Boom Hour!
02:26 Peggy won't let me in her car.
02:28 Can I go home with you?
02:30 No way, man.
02:32 This is a dang old last hour of the race.
02:34 There's no sun on the dark side of the moon, man.
02:37 You better go home, Gribble.
02:39 Okay. Call me later if you want to talk about how much fun we had today.
02:43 [Music]
02:54 [Screaming]
02:56 [Sigh]
02:58 [Screaming]
03:00 No!
03:02 Bobby, have you seen Luan?
03:04 No. She's my cousin.
03:06 I'm going to ride home with Joseph.
03:08 Oh, man.
03:14 What did she look like? Come on, come on.
03:16 I don't want to think about it.
03:18 She's got big boobs, doesn't she?
03:21 Yes!
03:23 I knew it!
03:24 Luan is practically my sister.
03:26 I'm not supposed to see her in that state of affairs.
03:29 I just got to get that picture out of my head.
03:33 Put it in my head. Tell me everything.
03:36 Was she wearing high heels?
03:38 She wasn't wearing anything.
03:41 Oh, man.
03:43 I'm going to picture her in high heels.
03:45 [Music]
03:49 [Music]
03:51 No.
04:14 No.
04:17 That ain't like her, dang old...
04:18 No.
04:20 Huh?
04:22 Uh-oh.
04:24 [Music]
04:27 [Knocking]
04:31 Hey, Bobby.
04:34 I thought we could walk to school together today.
04:37 We walk to school together every day.
04:40 And we don't leave for another 20 minutes.
04:43 I can't go back home.
04:46 I've got already armed the perimeter.
04:48 Hey, Luan.
04:51 Hi.
04:53 [Music]
04:56 [Dogs barking]
04:58 What you looking at, man?
05:00 [Music]
05:03 Hey, get off.
05:05 Hey, man, what you doing?
05:07 Man, I'm going that bad way.
05:09 Man, I'm going to be old with that old flip-flop.
05:11 Man, I'm going to walk across the street like a...
05:13 like a dang old hot coals.
05:15 Like a dang old chicken running around with his head cut off, man.
05:17 Head cut off.
05:19 Ooh.
05:21 So I'm walking to my truck and...
05:24 Bam!
05:26 Right into a spider web.
05:28 I sneezed for a half an hour.
05:31 My class was canceled and the library was closed.
05:36 I love college.
05:38 Hey, Bobby.
05:40 I thought I'd come over and help you with your math homework.
05:44 We're kind of in the middle of dinner right now.
05:46 I'll wait.
05:48 Hey, Luan.
05:51 Yeah, hi.
05:53 [Music]
05:56 Patient exhibiting classic signs of schizophrenia.
06:01 I wake up and I'm sunburned.
06:03 I like to double down on where I am.
06:05 Possibly a threat to himself and others.
06:08 Get out of here and go home, man. What do you say?
06:11 Recommendation. 72-hour involuntary commitment.
06:14 Oh, dang.
06:16 Okay, boomer, you win.
06:19 I promise not to tell Hank what...
06:22 You're where?
06:24 The booby hatch?
06:26 Wait, the gentleman's club or the mental hospital?
06:29 Oh, my God!
06:31 There must have been some kind of misunderstanding.
06:34 Oh, there was?
06:36 I'll be right there.
06:38 I'll be right there.
06:39 Oh, come on. Where are you going?
06:44 I'm not leaving without my kiss.
06:47 I can wait.
06:49 I can destroy you.
06:53 Mrs. Johnson's bag has six puppies.
06:56 And Mr. Peterson's bag has minus four puppies.
07:00 Good night, Uncle Hank and Peggy.
07:03 She's going to bed.
07:06 Maybe I can see her naked when she's changing.
07:08 I wish you could get that excited about my math homework.
07:11 Going to bed, Luann?
07:13 Nope. First I gotta shower.
07:15 Joseph, my parents are right down the hall.
07:21 Why don't your doors have keyholes?
07:23 You're really starting to creep me out now. Go home!
07:26 Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked.
07:35 But I am your cousin.
07:36 Now, the first time was an accident, but if I catch you again, you are going to hell.
07:43 Are you crazy? We're gonna get caught. I could go to hell.
07:50 I can't help myself. I got a monkey on my back and it wants to see Luann naked.
07:56 Okay, one quick look and then you go home.
08:02 I can't see anything. It's all fogged up.
08:05 Too bad. She likes hot showers.
08:08 Does she?
08:10 Give me those!
08:12 Joseph?
08:21 Bobby?
08:23 Bobby?
08:25 Hey, Connie.
08:31 How dare you, Bobby? Peeping at me is bad enough, but bringing your friend over to scope me out too?
08:37 Connie, please. You don't understand.
08:39 Is this what you're looking for? Is this what you came to see?
08:42 Well, take a good look, you pervs. You disgust me.
08:46 Honest, Connie. We weren't looking at you. We were looking at...
08:50 Birds!
08:52 Birds?
08:54 Joseph and I were looking at birds. We were birdwatching.
08:57 At night?
09:00 Is it your time to see an owl? Or...
09:03 A bat? A bat?
09:06 You're not only a pervert, you're a liar.
09:08 I'm a liar?
09:10 Have you told your parents we're dating like you said you would?
09:13 No. And maybe now I don't have to.
09:16 Maybe you don't.
09:18 Maybe I don't.
09:20 Oops.
09:22 Hey, look.
09:29 Okay, smoking breaks over.
09:30 Last one inside loses internet privileges.
09:33 Hey, you. Crazy guy.
09:42 I'll give you smoke if you trade clothes with me.
09:46 Boom Hower.
09:57 Man, it's about time. Grubb, man, you're gonna get on hitting the road, man.
10:01 Infiltration of mental hospital complete. Proceed to phase two.
10:06 Exfiltration of mental hospital.
10:09 Apparently this door has some sort of anti-opening device.
10:19 Huh?
10:20 I don't remember my locker combination.
10:29 Connie keeps track of that kind of stuff.
10:32 She's still icing me out.
10:34 Trying to get me to crack.
10:36 You can't tell her the truth.
10:38 What are you gonna say? You let me cop a look at your naked cousin?
10:42 Oh. Hey, Connie.
10:44 Bobby.
10:47 Come on, baby. Don't be that way.
10:49 Why don't you come over tonight?
10:51 I got a new laser pointer.
10:53 Sorry, Bobby. I have plans.
10:58 No, wait.
11:01 I'm not sorry.
11:03 Which is why so many people are suddenly allergic to peanuts.
11:13 Peanuts are emitting toxins as an evolutionary defense mechanism.
11:17 They're tired of being eaten, and now they're fighting back.
11:20 I see.
11:22 Anywho, I just stopped by to pick up my buddy Boomhauer.
11:25 You see, we're both in here by mistake.
11:27 Now, I can't vouch for Boomhauer, but I am most definitely not crazy.
11:32 Go on.
11:35 Did you just say "go, Mom"?
11:38 Now who's the crazy one?
11:42 Huh?
11:43 Huh?
11:45 Did you try telling him you're not crazy?
11:48 Huh?
11:50 Nope. I don't see any reason why Hank has to know.
11:53 Can I tell Boomhauer?
11:55 No.
11:58 Okay. I'll be right there.
12:01 [sobbing]
12:03 [phone buzzing]
12:05 [birds chirping]
12:07 [music]
12:33 [sigh]
12:34 [phone buzzing]
12:36 Huh?
12:37 Connie Super-Duper?
12:38 Meet Chain-Wassana-Song.
12:40 [sigh]
12:43 You are much more beautiful than your picture led me to believe.
12:48 What picture?
12:50 I send in pictures, so what?
12:51 Go have great time.
12:53 [panting]
12:58 Chain!
12:59 Maybe we can sit in the back seat and hold hands?
13:02 [gasp]
13:03 [whimpering]
13:05 Now, I know this is gonna sound crazy.
13:09 Pardon me. Insane.
13:11 But two of my best friends have been accidentally committed to this nut house.
13:16 I'll get the doctor on call. Just don't let anyone touch my scissors.
13:21 Hmm.
13:25 Hmm.
13:28 Hmm.
13:31 Hmm.
13:32 Oh, man, I can't take it anymore. I'm talking about that old crazy roommate of mine.
13:36 He's trying to get me to swallow my damn tongue, man.
13:38 Hold that thought. I think I hear Bill.
13:41 It's just that in the alley, no one cares what I have to say.
13:46 But here, I feel heard and accepted and, dare I say, loved.
13:53 Ping-pong.
13:57 Yo.
13:59 [door opens]
14:00 [door creaks open]
14:02 Have a nice time.
14:03 Bobby?
14:04 Did he win that for you at the carnival?
14:07 No, um, Chain collects them, but, uh, otherwise, he's the man of my dreams and I'm going to marry him.
14:15 You can't.
14:16 Why not?
14:17 Oh, all right. We weren't birdwatching. We were peeping. Now call off the wedding.
14:23 Well, thank you for finally telling the truth.
14:27 Yeah, but we weren't peeping at you.
14:29 I accidentally saw Luann naked at the river and I told Joseph.
14:34 And he got jealous 'cause he's in love with her.
14:37 So then he wanted to see her naked and I said, "Okay, but just for a little," and then you caught us.
14:43 So you weren't peeping at me?
14:45 You gotta believe me, Connie. I would never peep at you. Never, ever.
14:52 Well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I mean, who would want to look at me when they could look at her?
14:57 I would. Not through a window or anything, but in the same room together.
15:03 I mean, you are my girlfriend, aren't you?
15:07 Yes.
15:08 Well, that's what boyfriends and girlfriends do.
15:12 They take off their clothes and then they look at each other naked.
15:16 I guess.
15:18 Sure they do. I mean, don't you want to see me naked?
15:23 Okay.
15:25 Oh, really? Hmm.
15:27 Well, if you don't want to...
15:28 No, it's... Tell you what, um, maybe we could just start with our shirts, you know?
15:33 What's the rush? We got our whole lives ahead of us.
15:36 Okay. You first.
15:39 Okay.
15:48 You've got a pretty body.
15:52 Thank you.
15:54 Here goes.
15:57 So how is it with Chain Was- Oh, wow!
16:00 Con, what's going-
16:02 Oh, my.
16:05 Repeat after me. Bobby Hill is not your boyfriend.
16:12 Chain Wasana-san is your boyfriend.
16:14 No, he's not.
16:15 Chain Wasana-san is your boyfriend.
16:18 Mom, we had one date. I don't even like-
16:21 Chain Wasana-san!
16:22 Chain Wasana-san is a boring know-it-all who only talks about himself and cheats at miniature golf.
16:28 I don't want to date him. I want to date Bobby.
16:31 Oh, you think that boy have future?
16:34 That not baby fat. That permanent.
16:37 Con Junior, you leave me no choice.
16:39 You are grounded.
16:41 And Bobby Hill is not allowed on my property.
16:45 First you cop a look at Luan.
16:48 Then you see Connie naked.
16:51 Ann, when did you become such a player?
16:53 I didn't see Connie naked. I only saw her belly button.
16:57 How was it?
16:58 Incredible! But I'll never see it again.
17:02 Connie's grounded and when my dad hears about this, he's gonna ground me, too.
17:07 You'll be stuck in the house all day with Luan?
17:10 [Grunting]
17:14 We gotta get out of here. Smoking breaks are too short, the food is good at best,
17:28 and the antidepressants are making my mouth dry and happy.
17:33 Can I get some glitter, please?
17:36 Why don't we just call Hank?
17:38 No. Hank must never know we were in here.
17:41 Our society stigmatizes the mentally ill.
17:44 And rightly so. These people are nuts.
17:48 If we're ever gonna bust out of here, we'll need our wits about us.
17:51 So from now on, no more taking pills.
17:54 We're gonna save 'em up and then sell 'em to the guards.
17:57 With that money, we'll buy a rope.
17:59 Bill, man, you're talking about a little stupid plan. Never gonna work.
18:02 Oh, really? You have a better idea?
18:06 Yeah, man. I tell you what, man, about every day, about on 215, man,
18:10 I have an old laundry truck, man, coming on them coffee break, man.
18:14 All we do is nothing to it, man.
18:16 [Laughing]
18:19 That is the worst plan I have ever heard.
18:22 But this is a democracy, so we'll put it to a vote.
18:25 All in favor of Boom Hauer's plan.
18:29 I must admit, I'm surprised by the results.
18:35 I figured I had at least my support.
18:38 Well, what are you gonna do?
18:40 [Sigh]
18:50 Hey, Con. I thought I heard someone mixing concrete.
18:56 Oh, that's right. I'm building fence.
19:00 A big fence, eight feet tall, between your house and my house.
19:05 Eight feet, huh?
19:07 Yeah. You see, Con, in this neighborhood, side fences have to be five foot six or under.
19:13 It's not in the code or anything. It's just something I'm trying to enforce.
19:16 You really wanna help me, Hank Hill?
19:18 You keep your dirty little boy's hands off my innocent, genius daughter.
19:23 Now, what's that supposed to mean?
19:25 Last night, I catched Bobby half-naked in Connie's room.
19:29 Bobby?
19:30 Truth about your little boy, not so pretty after all, is it, Hank Hill?
19:35 He girl-crazy sex fiend.
19:37 Well, that boy's gonna get a talking to, I tell you what.
19:40 [Chuckles]
19:47 [Sigh]
19:51 [Music]
20:18 Run!
20:20 [Music]
20:26 [Alarm]
20:27 [Screaming]
20:31 Okay, man, I'm calling my husband. Move, move, move!
20:34 [Screaming]
20:41 How did they find out about this?
20:45 I might have mentioned something in group.
20:48 [Screaming]
20:53 [Screaming]
20:55 First one to regain consciousness calls Hank.
21:02 All right, I just spoke with your doctor.
21:07 Boomhauer, you were kept for the mandatory 72 hours,
21:11 and since you don't seem to be a threat to yourself or others, you're free to go.
21:15 All right, man, I don't owe Hank, man.
21:17 Uh, Bill, you were never actually admitted, so you're also free to go.
21:22 But, uh, the doctor thinks that you should keep on taking your medication.
21:28 [Gag]
21:30 Easier to swallow.
21:33 And, Bill, the doctor says that since you checked yourself in voluntarily,
21:38 you can leave whenever you want.
21:40 Yeah, I know, but I think I'll stay a few more days.
21:43 I'm making some real progress here.
21:45 Bill, just get in the truck.
21:47 No!
21:48 I learned in group that I sacrifice my feelings too easily.
21:52 My feelings are valid, Hank. I'm valid.
21:56 Oh, I made this for you.
21:58 You will call Chen Wasanasong and apologize for not calling sooner.
22:12 Here, I wrote out Laotian chit-chat for you.
22:15 Make sure you use honorific verb form.
22:19 Oh, you think this is funny?
22:23 Not many Laotian boys in Ireland don't piss this away.
22:41 Go ahead. Try to sneak into my daughter's room now.
22:45 Stupid redneck.
22:48 Bobby! Bobby!
22:55 Connie! Come down here! I miss you!
22:59 I can't move or I'll set off my dad's security light.
23:02 Don't move!
23:04 [Gasp]
23:10 Ed, what are you doing here?
23:13 I was just getting the guys out of the insane asylum.
23:17 What are you doing here?
23:19 [Sigh]
23:21 The, uh, ten-footer ought to do it.
23:26 The middle one.
23:39 Hurry, Bobby.
23:41 [Scream]
23:47 [Gasp]
23:49 I know a couple of those words. I better go.
23:53 Bye.
23:55 I see you. Con see everything.
24:00 You know you're not too big to be spanked, you dirty little hillbilly.
24:04 Aunt Peggy, Mr. Con saw me naked.
24:09 Aw, man.
24:12 [Music]
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