Dana B | Dana Beers Vlog
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00:00 I don't need cameras rolling for this.
00:02 (laughing)
00:03 Come on.
00:04 I did go on a run today.
00:06 Four miles.
00:06 And then I ate two sups.
00:07 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Dana Beers.
00:10 We're here in Chicago at the Windy City Smokehouse.
00:12 Most importantly, this video is presented by
00:14 Pirate Water.
00:18 We're gonna socialize, we're gonna drink some Pirate Water,
00:21 eat some barbecue, and have a great day.
00:23 Let's do it.
00:24 Nice to meet you.
00:24 Sorry, I got sweaty hands.
00:25 You wanna do an interview?
00:27 I wanna show you our world famous pulled pork barbecue
00:30 nachos.
00:30 I'm in.
00:31 MFSMA world champions.
00:32 World champions?
00:33 A whole wide world.
00:34 What about, what if somebody in like Afghanistan
00:37 had a better one and you just don't know about it?
00:38 I doubt it.
00:39 What about Antarctica?
00:40 I doubt it.
00:41 I grew up on a hog farm, okay?
00:42 We actually raise our own pork.
00:43 I deserve to be on a hog farm.
00:45 I'm gross.
00:46 Yeah, you are.
00:48 Look at that.
00:49 (upbeat music)
00:51 You weren't ready, were you?
00:54 9.7.
00:55 (cheering)
00:56 What's going on right here?
00:56 We got, hold on, we got some bacon burn-ins,
00:59 a little bang bang sauce.
01:01 I went on a run today for four miles.
01:03 Today is about sunshine, barbecue, Pirate Water,
01:06 harp soft, and country music.
01:07 It's not about losing weight.
01:09 Lions are gonna win the Super Bowl.
01:10 I just had someone, I asked the same question,
01:11 they said the Packers are gonna win the Super Bowl.
01:13 I'm a fucking nuisance right now.
01:15 I went on a four mile run today.
01:16 I got engaged today.
01:17 Did you really?
01:18 (laughing)
01:20 Hey Brett, how's it going?
01:21 Yeah, team Boost Boating.
01:22 (camera shutter)
01:23 (laughing)
01:24 You guys like Pirate Water?
01:25 Fuck yeah.
01:26 I'm full.
01:27 And I'm fat.
01:29 (upbeat music)
01:30 Windy City Smokeout, Dana Beers, Pirate Water.
01:34 Dana, I fucking love you.
01:35 Show me your bush.
01:36 Nice.
01:37 You a bush guy?
01:38 I am a bush guy.
01:39 I fucking love 'em.
01:40 I'm not a shower, I'm a grower.
01:41 Same.
01:42 It's about the ocean and the motion.
01:44 (laughing)
01:46 It's about the ocean and the motion.
01:48 It's a big ass dick.
01:50 It is what it is.
01:51 And it's about the ocean and the motion, baby.
01:53 I cooked 'em myself in Missouri.
01:54 Did you roof eat this shit?
01:55 It's amazing.
01:56 It's the crunch.
01:57 It's my specialty.
01:57 (camera shutter)
01:58 That was all Dana Beers.
01:59 (laughing)
02:02 Show me your bush.
02:05 What are your big dreams?
02:06 I wanna become a singer.
02:07 Can you sing right now?
02:07 This is your moment.
02:08 ♪ Something in the orange tells me we're not done ♪
02:11 She was serious about singing.
02:12 I thought she was fucking with me.
02:13 I'm kinda drunk, I'll say it.
02:15 I'm getting IV in my mouth.
02:16 And you can drink during it.
02:18 The IV boys.
02:20 We'll have to show IV, baby.
02:21 You got like two fireworks.
02:23 Now you need a fucking IV.
02:24 I was told it's a handover thing.
02:26 He's been on the road for 90 days straight.
02:28 He has an excuse.
02:28 90 days of being that.
02:30 I've been on the road for--
02:31 Not a good look, Dana Beers.
02:32 I think Chris Lane's getting an IV
02:33 if Dana Beers isn't getting an IV.
02:35 (crowd talking)
02:38 No shot.
02:39 It's Friday night.
02:39 This is presented by Pirate Water.
02:40 Let's fucking do it.
02:41 Let's go talk to the people.
02:43 Okay, I'm having literally the best time ever.
02:45 I love it so much.
02:46 Is that true?
02:47 It is true.
02:47 I got a burnt orange wagon wheel t-shirt.
02:49 Is that true?
02:50 It is true.
02:51 I was gonna wear it tonight, but I could not find it.
02:53 Is that true?
02:54 It's true.
02:54 I literally love Darius Rocker so much.
02:56 Is that true?
02:57 It's totally true, and I'm just so happy
03:00 to be here right now.
03:00 Is that true?
03:01 Totally true.
03:02 Oh, what's popping?
03:03 Darius Rocker is fucking killing it tonight.
03:05 Who's your least favorite Barstool Chicago?
03:07 Dave.
03:08 (crowd talking)
03:11 Chicago, way better than New York.
03:12 New York's dirty, it's disgusting, it's expensive,
03:15 it's gross.
03:16 Come to Chicago.
03:17 It's clean, it's cheaper.
03:19 You guys are so much nicer.
03:20 Way better.
03:21 A lot of people are saying you guys will not
03:22 interlock arms and chug that right now.
03:24 A lot of people.
03:25 (laughing)
03:26 Oh, spill it, spill it.
03:28 Pinky's out.
03:30 That's actually really good.
03:32 That's good, right?
03:33 Yeah, that is.
03:34 Cheers.
03:35 Only two bucks.
03:35 You double fisting right now?
03:36 I double fisted you.
03:37 Both of you?
03:38 Yeah, I love the bod.
03:39 Cheers.
03:40 No higher water.
03:40 I mean, let's go.
03:41 I go to George Southern, you know,
03:42 GATA, Girls Ass, Titties, More Ass.
03:43 Girls, Ass, Titties, and More Ass.
03:45 Girls Ass, Titties Ass, is that what it is?
03:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:48 Two times the ass.
03:49 One times the titties.
03:50 You just love ass.
03:51 I mean, who doesn't?
03:53 What would you say is your number one quality
03:54 you're looking for in a girl?
03:55 Um.
03:56 Ass?
03:57 I mean ass.
03:58 I'm gonna get chirped for the spill it, but.
03:59 You're Big Cat!
04:00 (cheering)
04:00 That's me, that's me.
04:02 Big Cat.
04:03 I am Big Cat.
04:04 You are?
04:05 Yeah.
04:06 Nice to meet you.
04:07 Nice to meet you.
04:07 Have you ever heard of Dana Beers?
04:08 Dana Beers?
04:09 Yeah.
04:10 No.
04:11 Are you gonna see Luke Bryan tonight?
04:12 Yeah, I am.
04:12 He's my close personal friend.
04:13 Really?
04:14 Yeah.
04:15 Do you wanna take us backstage?
04:16 Yeah, I'm Big Cat, I can do those things.
04:17 Can I have a sip?
04:17 (chattering)
04:20 I thought you could have a sip.
04:21 Do you like New Alliance fan?
04:22 Fuck no.
04:23 Green Bay Packers.
04:23 My mom was a Packer cheerleader.
04:25 You want me to FaceTime her?
04:28 Yeah, I mean, just for research purposes.
04:31 What's up, Zyn?
04:33 How you doing?
04:34 What are they saying?
04:35 Put me in, put me in.
04:35 You gotta listen, you gotta answer the call.
04:36 Little upper decky pillow, shout out to FreezerTar.
04:39 I'm done with stupid men.
04:40 I wanna be a cowboy.
04:41 What are you looking for in a cowboy?
04:43 You know, like a little bit of a defined jawline,
04:45 a little bit of some shredded ass.
04:47 I'm just looking for somebody that's funny.
04:50 I don't give a fuck what you look like,
04:51 so I'm not sure if you can make me laugh.
04:53 She's a little more materialistic.
04:54 Abby's looking a bitch.
04:55 I dated a guy who's almost bald.
04:57 There's nothing wrong with her.
04:59 We're on the love boat now.
05:00 Aaron Rodgers, he's in New York, goodbye.
05:02 Not a good thing.
05:03 We're on the love boat.
05:04 We're stuck on, it's like the Titanic.
05:06 What's that submarine that just (beep) imploded?
05:09 Yeah, that's us.
05:10 Talk to me about what's in your left
05:11 and right hand right now.
05:12 I have two sex on the beach.
05:13 Honestly, it's a 10.
05:14 Out of a can, I was shocked.
05:16 Very pleasantly surprised.
05:17 I'm currently here with an unemployed man
05:19 who wants to sweep the floors
05:20 of the Barstool Chicago office.
05:22 Is that true?
05:23 It's all true.
05:24 You heard it from the horse's mouth.
05:25 What if Big Cat shits his pants
05:26 and you just gotta clean it up out of his pants?
05:27 Listen, Big Cat, you shit your pants,
05:30 you got my undies.
05:31 Giving straight to you.
05:33 Midday, don't worry, I'll go commando.
05:35 Rest of the day, you heard?
05:36 No, no, no, no, no, I'm asking will you wipe it up?
05:39 Next question.
05:40 Is that a yes?
05:41 Absolutely.
05:42 You say you're really good at interviews, is that true?
05:44 It's very true.
05:45 How?
05:46 It just is.
05:47 Why?
05:47 'Cause I'm good at interviews.
05:48 These are stupid questions.
05:49 This is my 10th time, so I'm gonna get up there
05:51 and I'm gonna shake that thang.
05:53 Is that true?
05:53 No.
05:54 Shout out to Smokeout.
05:55 Shout out Dana, shout out Dave, shout out Big Cat,
05:59 shout out everybody at Barstool, man.
06:00 Shout out to my mom and dad, they're dead, but fuck 'em.
06:04 RIP.
06:05 Do you have any hot takes?
06:06 Tim Tebow belongs in the Hall of Fame.
06:07 Fuck, what team do you root for?
06:08 Bears.
06:09 Justin Fields?
06:10 Absolutely.
06:11 Ah, oh, fuck you.
06:12 He's gonna be the best quarterback next year,
06:13 mark my words.
06:14 Like, in the league?
06:15 In the league, I guarantee it.
06:16 In the league, better than my home.
06:17 I'm here live with a bunch of moms from the suburbs.
06:20 (cheering)
06:21 Best time ever.
06:22 Yeah!
06:26 Yeah!
06:28 What do you feel about Justin Fields?
06:30 I went to Michigan, so I'm trying to love him.
06:32 I'm trying to--
06:34 Fuck 'em.
06:35 Not a fan, not a fan.
06:37 What do you have to say to all the haters out there?
06:39 Fuck 'em.
06:40 Fuck 'em on three.
06:41 One, two, three.
06:42 Fuck 'em.
06:43 That's what I used to say in my basketball huddle
06:43 when I averaged 12 and 10 in high school.
06:45 People forget, Dana shot a triple-double in high school.
06:48 That's a wrap.
06:49 Shout out, Pirate Water.
06:50 Shout out, Windy City Smokeout.
06:52 I love it.
06:53 I'll be back next year.
06:54 See you later.
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