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00:00 We are here live in Detroit.
00:03 You can hear the grit in the background.
00:04 The Lions, they're 5-2, top of the NFC North.
00:07 This is the first time I've been to a Lions tailgate.
00:09 I'm pretty sure it's the first time I've been in Detroit.
00:12 Let's go see how the Lions fans are feeling.
00:14 I have a big game against the Raiders.
00:16 Come on.
00:17 - Lions, the greatest team to ever exist.
00:19 We're coming back this year.
00:20 We're coming bigger, stronger than ever before.
00:22 - This one's for you, Jimmy!
00:24 (cheering)
00:26 - What would you do for a Super Bowl?
00:27 - What would I do for a Super Bowl?
00:28 - Yeah, anything.
00:28 - That's a hard question, 'cause I believe in God, bro.
00:30 - I would sell my first born for a Super Bowl win,
00:33 let me tell you.
00:34 Sell my first born, damn it, Pierce.
00:36 - Do you have one?
00:36 - Let's go.
00:37 - I'm not kidding, I would lube my grandma up
00:39 every single day for the rest of my life
00:41 and lick her dry.
00:43 I'm not even kidding.
00:45 I'm not kidding.
00:46 The fan we just talked to said he'd do certain things.
00:49 - Oh, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know.
00:51 - You don't wanna know.
00:52 'Cause you're his mother, correct?
00:53 - I'm his mother, yeah.
00:54 He said he's gonna lube up his grandma every day
00:56 and lick her dry for a Lion Super Bowl win.
00:59 - Oh my God, no!
01:00 He's fucking crazy!
01:04 That's my son.
01:05 - I would blow Jameer Gibbs for a Super Bowl victory.
01:07 Lock it in right now!
01:09 - His grandma's my mom!
01:11 (cheering)
01:13 - Lions are the number one, baby.
01:14 We party like there ain't no stopping.
01:17 We party hard.
01:18 - That's what they say.
01:18 - The Lions mean everything to me, man.
01:20 You see how I'm not married?
01:21 Super Bowl ring right here.
01:22 - Okay, yeah.
01:23 - Super Bowl ring!
01:24 - You got plenty of fingers.
01:25 - Oh, I got 10 fingers.
01:27 - The brand new Lions and I ain't caught no mess around.
01:31 - We're all here.
01:32 It's going down in a day, baby!
01:35 - Crab cakes and football.
01:36 - Isn't that someone else's saying?
01:39 - Yeah, mine.
01:41 - Cooking some dogs.
01:42 Marge is cooking some dogs up in this beach.
01:44 - We're just getting started.
01:45 - Super Bowl champs 2024.
01:47 - What would you do for it?
01:49 - Shaquille O'Neal's penis.
01:51 (screaming)
01:53 (laughing)
01:56 - This video is presented by Keg Stance.
02:00 (screaming)
02:02 The old Beardsy would have been on that keg
02:06 for about 30 seconds.
02:08 - Call Hutch, get the whole team buffed up.
02:11 - I'm buffed up, boy.
02:12 - I don't need a Pete Carroll.
02:14 I don't want a Pete Carroll.
02:15 I want a Dan Campbell.
02:16 - Dan Campbell, thank you for coming to Detroit.
02:18 You are the--
02:19 - Epitome is the word.
02:21 Epitome is the word.
02:22 - Of foundation stone.
02:23 - Of who we are.
02:24 - Hey, let's fucking go.
02:25 - Come on.
02:26 - Let's go.
02:27 - Let's go.
02:28 - When you're at a loss of words, just say let's fucking go.
02:29 It works every time.
02:30 - Let's go.
02:31 - When Detroit comes, we come hard.
02:35 - She was going to town on that neck.
02:40 - Poundtown happened last night.
02:41 If Poundtown about to happen again right now,
02:43 we're about to fuck these guys right in the ass.
02:45 - Lions win the Super Bowl.
02:46 - I'm getting fucked up.
02:47 I'm getting a tattoo.
02:49 I'm getting plastered.
02:50 I'll probably get arrested.
02:51 I'll be naked on a pole somewhere around here.
02:52 - What would you do for a Lions Super Bowl?
02:55 - Ah, fuck.
02:56 I'd suck Dan Campbell's dick right now.
02:59 Straight up.
02:59 - Remember, Scar killed Mufasa?
03:01 So we out here to fuck him up.
03:02 You know that roaring and shit?
03:04 It's going to get real soft tonight.
03:06 The kitty cat is coming out, baby.
03:07 Y'all go--
03:08 (imitates cat purring)
03:10 You know?
03:11 - How would you describe these fans?
03:12 - Oh, these fans are the friendliest fans I've ever seen.
03:14 100% hands down.
03:15 They welcome us like we're family.
03:18 - But fuck 'em?
03:20 - But fuck 'em.
03:21 Yeah.
03:22 - Why is your year different than other years?
03:23 - Because that little bitch Matthew Stafford's gone
03:26 and we got a real quarterback, Jared Goff, and he's elite.
03:29 - Little bitch?
03:30 Matt Stafford?
03:31 He's not a little bitch.
03:32 - He acts like a tough guy, man, but he's not.
03:34 ♪ And I do my best just to forget ♪
03:38 ♪ The dreams we dreamt ♪
03:41 ♪ The dreams we dreamt ♪
03:49 ♪ Now the evening's come ♪
03:52 ♪ And I'm all alone ♪
03:54 - We're going to put his name on the screen
03:56 and everybody better follow his ass.
03:58 We have local media trying to steal our spot here in Detroit.
04:02 I bet their cameraman can't drink fucking beers.
04:04 (imitates cat purring)
04:07 - What are the last five Lions
04:09 to have a thousand plus receiving yards?
04:11 - Same Brown.
04:12 - Same Brown.
04:12 - Golden Tate.
04:13 - Golden Tate.
04:14 - Calvin Johnson.
04:15 - Calvin Johnson.
04:16 - I wouldn't have gotten that, but Kenny Galladay.
04:17 Shout out, Corey.
04:18 - Marion Jones.
04:19 - Marion Jones, there you go.
04:20 - Hey, me and Corey got that shit done.
04:22 Let's go.
04:23 - What does Super Bowl mean to you?
04:24 - The Super Bowl, oh my God.
04:26 I'm 53 years old.
04:28 I haven't had a chance to really to see too much.
04:31 It'll put happiness, not only me,
04:33 but the people that surround me.
04:34 It's a spirit, you know what I mean?
04:37 Super Bowl, it's everything.
04:39 - That's a wrap from Detroit.
04:40 God knows what's going to happen in this football game,
04:42 but the pregame antics have been unmatched.
04:45 (crowd talking)
04:48 Unmatched.
04:51 - People are going to think that was set up, but that wasn't.
04:53 - Yeah, the Lions won again.
04:55 All we do is fucking win.
04:57 ♪ And when the blue and silver wave ♪
05:00 ♪ Stand and cheer the brave ♪
05:02 - Run, run, run.
05:04 ♪ Go hard with the game ♪
05:06 ♪ With honor you will keep your faith ♪
05:09 ♪ Down a field in gain ♪
05:12 ♪ All I ask victory ♪
05:15 ♪ Go Lions ♪
05:17 - We got hot dogs.
05:18 - What?
05:19 - We got hot marina.
05:21 - We got sausages.
05:24 We gonna win, baby.
05:26 Right there, baby.
05:29 Stand it, hit it.
05:31 Right there, baby.
05:34 - Let's go.
05:36 - Ready, set, go.
05:40 (crowd cheering)
05:43 - Come on.
05:44 (laughing)
05:46 (whooshing)