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00:00Yeah, we're here, uh, we're booked, I think, you know, maybe not in the safest area of
00:08all time.
00:09That's not important.
00:10Well, it's important.
00:11The lady was like, really make sure you shut that gate, uh, not really a high hop if anyone
00:17wanted to jump over, but that's fine, you know, we're excited.
00:19We got the water right here.
00:20Let's go check out the cribs, bro.
00:21Let's go check out the cribs.
00:22Let's see the fucking master room.
00:24Oh!
00:25He scared me.
00:26He scared me, bro.
00:27Fuck!
00:28Let's make some magic.
00:29How we doing?
00:30Good, brother.
00:31We did pool, hammock, right on the water.
00:32We got a grill.
00:33What are you doing?
00:34We got controversial early.
00:35Why?
00:36Glenny Balls texted the group, he said, hey, I'm going to order some drunk Chick-fil-A
00:37nuggets.
00:38He had beers cracking them open for pre-dinner nuggets.
00:39See?
00:40No, no, no.
00:41Great.
00:42Glenny, Dana's eating your nuggets.
00:43I ordered you 30 crispy nuggets.
00:44They're my drunk room nuggets.
00:45I ordered you 30 crispy nuggets.
00:46I'm not drunk.
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01:24That shit held the boat up 10 minutes.
01:25He's actually serious about the earmuffs?
01:40Is there anything in particular you're hoping to see?
01:42A gator.
01:43A gator would be good.
01:45Feels like we're in the movie Anaconda.
01:47I feel like Ice Cube.
01:48Tommy's John Boyd.
01:51Lenny's J-Lo.
01:52Not to be brave and not to sound like a weirdo,
01:54but like, how you ever find a dead body out here?
01:57If you ain't gator, you're gator bait.
01:59Are you a little worried that a gator could just come out
02:01off the side and chomp us?
02:02They could jump high.
02:04They can jump?
02:05Oh, yeah.
02:06Oh, I think they could jump.
02:07I think they could jump.
02:08Oh, yeah.
02:09They could jump?
02:10Gators could jump out of a gym.
02:13They come up about half their body length out of the water
02:15and grab, say, a bird on a tree limb or something,
02:18but they can't come all the way out of the water
02:21like a fish or a shark or something like that.
02:24What about the boa constrictors?
02:26The what?
02:27The boas?
02:28They don't jump.
02:29But they're out here, though, right?
02:31It's nice to get out in nature every now and then.
02:33It's very calming.
02:34I'm very insecure right now.
02:36Why?
02:37We saw, like, one back of a gator.
02:39She's big, though.
02:41It's the point.
02:42It's the principle.
02:43I enjoyed it.
02:44You know what's next up, though?
02:45Well, hat tricks, Dave's way wings.
02:47Let's go.
02:48Best wings I've ever had in my life, straight up.
02:50I've never heard some wing place be talked up more than hat tricks.
02:54I'm excited.
02:57No beer tweet yet.
02:58I haven't seen a beer tweet.
02:59I'm just looking for a beer tweet.
03:01The shirt says beer tweet.
03:04Dana, do the beer tweet.
03:06Dana, do the beer tweet.
03:08I'm going to kill myself.
03:09He drinks beer really fast.
03:12Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:14Let's do the beer tweet.
03:16Beer got, beer got, beer got, beer tweet.
03:20Pretty fast.
03:21We're going to crush wings, and then we're going to do what for us?
03:24Hit the pool, maybe?
03:25Hit the pool, take a snooper, and hit the St. Pete.
03:28Hit the pool, nap, St. Pete, dinner, wake up, go to the boat, get back from the boat,
03:33go to Burns Steakhouse.
03:34That's going to be a wrap on this bachelor party.
03:36Very excited about it.
03:37Fueled by pirate wine.
03:39Oh, my God.
03:41I like what I'm seeing early from Dave.
03:43I really like what I'm seeing.
03:44I wish we did more Dave's way.
03:45Dana fucking likes barbecuing.
03:47All right, everyone relax.
03:48I'm a big flat guy.
03:49Me too.
03:50Unlike my women.
03:54People were right.
03:55These are fucking incredible.
03:56They're gas.
03:57Garlic bar wings, but unbelievable spice.
04:00Good spice.
04:01All right, we're here at Chevron.
04:02And look what I found.
04:03Beautiful, beautiful pee dubs.
04:05Pirate water, 10% ABV.
04:08You see it right there.
04:10This ain't water.
04:11This is booze.
04:12Two for $3.75.
04:14Are you kidding me?
04:15Let's go, baby.
04:16We're stocking up for the boat.
04:18St. Pete, Tampa.
04:20I'm going to get three of each.
04:22Have a good day.
04:23Pirate water.
04:24Drinkpiratewater.com.
04:30There you go.
04:31Jump off the roof.
04:32That's the beer guy I know.
04:33Come on.
04:34Oh, this is beautiful.
04:35Got the watch.
04:36This is the boys right now.
04:37Tommy's jerking off.
04:38Yeah, he's got to be beating this.
04:39Yeah.
04:40He may have Gigi's and stoned himself.
04:41Beating it.
04:42Yeah, he's beating it.
04:43You think Tommy's beating it?
04:44100%.
04:45Tommy's working the gavel.
04:46He's beating it.
04:47I don't take my shirt off.
04:48Come on.
04:49Everyone else's shirts off.
04:50Take your shirt off.
04:51I'm going to take it off, but wait until I'm underwater.
04:52You don't get to see nips.
04:53Oh, come on.
04:54No free nips.
04:55No free nips.
04:56Oh, you do have funny nips.
04:57That was so bad.
04:58You do have funny nips.
04:59Yeah, I got weird-ass nips.
05:00I'll blur them out.
05:01You'll blur them out.
05:02Dana will not blur them out.
05:03I'll blur them out.
05:04I'll show you guys.
05:05It won't be on camera.
05:06That's what I'm saying.
05:07Stand up.
05:08Stand up.
05:09Stand up.
05:10Stand up.
05:11Stand up.
05:12Stand up.
05:13Stand up.
05:14Stand up.
05:15Stand up.
05:16Face that way, but do a nip reveal.
05:17Let them see it.
05:18Let them see it.
05:19No.
05:20Show the nipples.
05:21Free the nips.
05:22This is my worst nightmare.
05:23They're not that weird.
05:24No, they're not that weird.
05:25You kind of have man-tension.
05:26Yeah, they all go together.
05:27Can you do a little whirlpool?
05:28Whirlpool.
05:29Tina's so happy.
05:30This is the shit I like on a bachelor party.
05:31It is our weak link right now.
05:32No, that's not true.
05:33That's what we got.
05:34We got a weak link.
05:35We got a weak link.
05:36We got a weak link.
05:37We got a weak link.
05:38We got a weak link.
05:39We got a weak link.
05:42We got a weak link.
05:43We got a weak link.
05:44We got a weak link.
05:45We got a weak link.
05:46We got a weak link.
05:47We got a weak link.
05:48We got a weak link.
05:49We got a weak link.
05:50We got a weak link.
05:51We got a weak link.
05:52We got a weak link.
05:53We got a weak link.
05:54We got a weak link.
05:55We got a weak link.
05:56We got a weak link.
05:57We got a weak link.
05:58We got a weak link.
05:59We got a weak link.
06:00We got a weak link.
06:01We got a weak link.
06:02We got a weak link.
06:03We got a weak link.
06:04We got a weak link.
06:05We got a weak link.
06:06We got a weak link.
06:07We got a weak link.
06:08We got a weak link.
06:09My feet aren't even on the ground.
06:10Yeah.
06:11Don't, don't.
06:12See if I can push you.
06:13Oh, it is.
06:14My feet's not on the ground right now.
06:15Reverse.
06:16Reverse.
06:17Reverse.
06:18Ah.
06:19Explain what's going on, beers.
06:20So beers, we took the night off.
06:21I woke up feeling like absolute balls.
06:22The boys have me in a dizzy.
06:24The gate's just broken.
06:25Well, that's all right.
06:26I'm glad, like, I'm glad the guys had fun.
06:29I think Jet Ski's on the phone with someone right now trying to figure out what's happening.
06:32We have a boat today at 11 and it's 1050.
06:34Me and Jet Ski walked out at like 3 a.m. and we see no car.
06:38We thought the car was stolen.
06:39We're waking up everybody.
06:40Jet Ski woke me up and was like, we have a problem.
06:43Perimeter has been breached.
06:44And then it just turns out Eddie, Eddie just wanted to go for a little fucking cruise.
06:47Eddie just wanted to go to Waffle House so we have panic in the house.
06:50It's a lot of waffles.
06:51What happened?
06:52Before I left.
06:53We're trapped.
06:54We can't get out.
06:55The gate is broken and we'll go.
06:56What a hot start to Saturday.
06:57So we're getting some Pub Subs.
06:58Is there any good Floridian knows that Pub Sub is the way to go?
07:01Dan almost came.
07:02Yeah, because it's a whole thing.
07:03It's like old Nicky Stokes type of thing.
07:04There are a lot of people walking outside.
07:05Any delivered testing in a supermarket is not actually that good.
07:08It's more just the name, which I respect.
07:10How is this man going to tell me how my taste buds work?
07:12I'll show the footage right now.
07:13It was a fantastic bite.
07:14I don't say things just to say things.
07:16This guy is crazy.
07:17When he balls us out here telling me how my taste buds work.
07:19Any time I do anything with banana peppers, he comes at my neck.
07:22No, it's your hard and fast rules.
07:24It's not my hard and fast rule.
07:25My hard and fast rule is, whatever I'm eating, I'm eating in a circle.
07:28No not in a circle.
07:29The circle is..
07:30The circle is the one you're in.
07:31You're not eating in a circle.
07:32Yeah, you're in a circle.
07:33I'm a circle.
07:34Oh, yeah.
07:35Well that's a funny one.
07:36I'm not a circle.
07:37You're not a circle.
07:38I'm a circle.
07:39That's funny.
07:40Wow, man.
07:41I can't believe this is how I cut myself.
07:42You're a circle.
07:43No, it's your hard-and-fast rule, right?
07:45It's not my hard-and-fast rule. My hard-and-fast rule is French onion soup and, uh, scallion pancakes.
07:49Hard-and-fast French onion soup.
07:51Do they?
07:52Yes.
07:53Austin?
07:54Eh, never been.
07:55I'm a Massachusetts kid.
07:58Before we get our power water, boys, Circle K.
08:0110% ABV. We're going in here. They got a fucking car wash.
08:04Circle K! Circle K! Circle K! Circle K!
08:09We got a boat. We got some alcohol. We got our boys.
08:12We're two hours late. We got a broken gate.
08:14Fucking...
08:16Eddie stole the car last night.
08:19Burns is like...
08:20The saving grace?
08:21Yes. We need Burns more than anything.
08:24P-Dub.
08:2510%. The weather sucks, but as long as we got power water and our friends, it's gonna be a good time.
08:31Cheers, baby.
08:32Drinkpowerwater.com, everybody. This is the best on the market.
08:35And we have a new flavor, a fifth flavor, Wicked Tea. It's the best.
08:39Eddie, you've had it.
08:40Wicked Tea's awesome.
08:41Wonderful stuff.
08:42Power Water has been presenting this entire series.
08:44This is our last stop, maybe.
08:46We're having the time of our lives, boys.
08:4810%. Drinkpowerwater.com.
08:50Let's have a day on the boat, baby.
08:52It makes me feel like a pirate.
08:54Arr.
08:55This ain't water, baby. This is booze.
08:58Hey, what's y'all shirt say?
09:00So it says, do the beer tweet.
09:02So this guy, they call him Dana fucking beers.
09:05He chugs beers faster than any guy in the world.
09:08That tornado they had in Nashville a few years ago.
09:10He went down there and hand-delivered them beers.
09:13He also brought down the coronavirus.
09:16A zillion, zillion beers.
09:17A zillion beers. Yeah, that's awesome, man.
09:19That's him.
09:20So he's gonna loosen his throat and swallow it.
09:23Yeah!
09:24Yeah, you know what you should do?
09:26What the fuck?
09:27Beer tweet!
09:28Wait, wait, wait.
09:29Let's do it. Let's do it.
09:30Do the beer tweet!
09:32Oh my God.
09:39Oh my God.
09:49Not exactly like Austin.
09:51I think Austin, obviously, because the weather was nicer,
09:53was a little more bumping.
09:55But this is a nice setup.
09:56I like being able to stand up in the water and do my thing.
09:59In Austin, we were kind of swimming around.
10:01So we'll see how it goes.
10:02The weather sucks, but it's okay.
10:04A four-person bashing party is kind of embarrassing.
10:06That's why it's so funny to tell you.
10:08Nobody else can make it.
10:09Yeah, me and Jesse are your friends from elementary school.
10:13Lenny and Eddie are your brothers.
10:15You haven't made a friend since the third grade.
10:18We just moved around a lot as kids.
10:22That was fucking sick.
10:24That was sick.
10:25What can't he do?
10:26And now, entering the pontoon.
10:31Starting at your power forward.
10:34From Melbourne, Long Island.
10:37Lenny.
10:42And shooting guard.
10:44From 8 Mile, Michigan.
10:46Wayne Jetski.
10:51And point guard.
10:52Bernie Sanders' nephew.
10:54Tom Scabelli.
11:00Live feed.
11:05You're concentrating.
11:07I got it.
11:08I just have to get the last drops out.
11:12Yeah, that'll go viral.
11:23How many do we have?
11:24We have one, two, three.
11:25Gentlemen, if you want to follow me.
11:27We can't wear shorts in a restaurant in Tampa Bay Forest.
11:30They have slacks on call.
11:31I'm sorry, sorry.
11:33That's just kind of awesome.
11:34This is great service.
11:35I got a 41.
11:38If you want to give that a shot, the next size up I got is a 50.
11:42You're begging out a 50, right?
11:44Straight ahead, gentlemen.
11:45We're at Burns Steakhouse here in Tampa.
11:47It's supposed to be one of the best steakhouses in the world.
11:49I thought we had to dress nicer.
11:51Lenny, Dana, and Eddie all came in in shorts.
11:53We're sitting there waiting for a table.
11:55This guy comes up to us.
11:56He says, strict dress code.
11:58No shorts.
11:59We have spare pairs of pants.
12:01These guys are putting some slacks on right now.
12:03I think they're wearing like a size 50.
12:05I'm happy at least there's three of us.
12:07That would have been demoralizing.
12:08I got T-Mac pants on.
12:11I got the McRae's.
12:13I respect it.
12:15Where are my shorts?
12:16I can't believe they got reserve pants.
12:18Insane.
12:22I'm sorry.
12:24You got a search of bears.
12:25I didn't deserve that line.
12:26Where are my shorts?
12:27I look like fucking Mace.
12:28I look like an NBA draft.
12:29I look like a fucking NBA draft.
12:30I look like a fucking NBA draft.
12:31This is 2003 NBA man.
12:33Where are my shorts?
12:35Did you give them?
12:36I think I'm just giving up on my shorts.
12:38You lost your shorts?
12:39I don't know where they are.
12:40You are a legend, sir.
12:42No worries at all.
12:43I hope you enjoy.
12:44We're very excited.
12:45Are they shorts?
12:46I'm wearing them.
12:51How did you not realize that?
12:52These are huge.
12:53What do you got?
12:54A 50?
12:55I got a 48.
12:56You got a 48?
12:57That's fine.
12:59We got a God-fucking table.
13:01This is what we put the fucking pants on this table.
13:05Some guy wore these for the reservation before us.
13:08Equally as funny as this is Dana not being able to find the shorts just to realize he
13:12has them.
13:13We'll be alright.
13:14He's asking for A.
13:15No, stop.
13:16Stop.
13:17No, that's not.
13:18No, no, no.
13:19No.
13:20Eddie.
13:21He's afraid to ask.
13:22No.
13:23Do not.
13:24Do not for a second let this man do that again.
13:28That was fucked up.
13:30I'm pissing you off.
13:31Oh, come on.
13:32Can I get another one of these?
13:35That was fucked up.
13:36No.
13:38I would never.
13:44Spokes, can I get that last one too?
13:46Plus, my grace.
13:49It is a great honor that I bestow this oyster.
13:51Shall I shock it for you, my grace?
13:55Small bites, my grace.
13:56Salute.
13:57To new beginnings.
13:58Hey, beers.
13:59To your wedding, my brother in Christ.
14:00Well, one thing is, we could have just been like, yeah, we'll just do the bar, no problem.
14:03But it's like, you're going to give us pants to do it?
14:07The option of pants is pretty off.
14:09You can't.
14:10When the option of pants presents itself, you don't pass down pants.
14:16Time to return the pants.
14:18These are fifties.
14:19I just want to throw them in a chandelier and put them under siremen.
14:23No steak eating pants.
14:24This is where we got them.
14:25Right here, in this fucking room.
14:28A momentous day.
14:30Thank you.
14:31This far and away may be the most awkward thing I've ever had to do.
14:34Just turning pants like it's a Rudy jersey.
14:36That was surreal.
14:37The Tampa was a blast.
14:38We had Tommy Spokes and plenty of us.
14:40I thought a lot of it.
14:41I don't think it's going to be my winner, but we'll see.
14:44Next week, we are announcing the winner of Beat a Beard.
14:48That was a party selection series presented by PyroWire.
14:50Yeah, this is huge.
14:51It's going to be like the college series all over again.
14:54What a time we had.
14:55Thank you, PyroWire, for everything.
14:57Eddie, on to whatever's next.
14:59Listen, a lot of people liked it.
15:00Tell Dana we need to do a couple more.
15:02We need Put-In-Bay.
15:03Tell him we need Put-In-Bay.
15:04Thank you, PyroWire, for everything.
15:07See you later.
15:08Love you, PyroWire.