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00:00Yes, it is the Brandon Walker, the greatest wrestling podcaster in the history of this company.
00:07And I am going against the other one.
00:09It is Robbie Fox.
00:10You've probably seen his little cute video where he put together his WWE 2K25 team over in New York with Nate and Large and Sally and Billy.
00:18Whatever.
00:18I don't care.
00:19I'm not worried about any of them.
00:20The point is, I, Brandon Walker, am putting together my perfect team of the greatest superstars available to me for WWE 2K25.
00:30Look at this selection.
00:32Hey, everybody.
00:34Oh, my God.
00:35WWE 2K25 is out right now on Xbox, Steam, PlayStation, all the great consoles, all the great outlets.
00:43You go play it.
00:44It has the new mode, The Island, which is fantastic.
00:46You make your superstar.
00:48You go to The Island.
00:48You do all the great fun stuff.
00:50It has all the old great gameplay that you're so used to with WWE 2K25 games.
00:54The 2K wrestling games are phenomenal, and this one is no different.
00:58So you need to play it.
00:59But right now, I am about what are you idiots doing?
01:03I am putting together my dream team of my superstars to go up against Robbie.
01:08So, Robbie, why do you get a load of this?
01:11WWE 2K25, why are you sitting so tall?
01:13Well, I'm just, I have good passion.
01:15You're not taller than me.
01:15I have good passion.
01:16You're not taller.
01:18All right.
01:18WWE 2K25 has the My Superstar area where you can create yourself, create your friends, whatever you want to create.
01:27You can create My Superstar, and then you take him to glory.
01:30So I have taken the liberty of creating all of you idiots, starting with you.
01:35Is that a foundational piece?
01:37That is a foundational piece that does look like the jacket that I wear most often.
01:40You spend a lot of time on the definition of my muscles, Brandon.
01:43I really appreciate that.
01:44Yeah.
01:44I mean, I created these equally.
01:49Why are you in 85?
01:50Everybody else in 84?
01:51Dude, give me title match on, Brandon.
01:54How I can grab the title.
01:56All right.
01:56Which championship do you want?
01:58A minute?
01:59You want Money in the Bank, or you want ECW title?
02:02John Cena Legacy Championship?
02:04Oh, the Cena belt?
02:06Yeah.
02:06You want to go Cena?
02:06Give me the Cena belt on top of the...
02:08I want to be the Cena champion in this game.
02:11Wow.
02:11John Cena Legacy Championship, TJ Hitchings against Brandon Walker.
02:14The match they've been waiting for.
02:16Look at Evo.
02:17The king.
02:18The prince who was promised.
02:20Why are you a king?
02:21The royal man.
02:23Oh, yeah.
02:25The Dukes.
02:25He's got the Dukes on the side.
02:26That's drip.
02:28Not really.
02:29That's drip.
02:29What do you mean?
02:30Are you going to need a stepladder to get in the ring?
02:32Oh, I mean, Jedi.
02:34Jedi.
02:36Oh, shoot.
02:37Okay.
02:37Are you ready to wrestle?
02:38I am, I am, I am.
02:39There I am.
02:41There I am.
02:42You're just John Cena.
02:43Connor, you haven't made an offensive move yet.
02:45I can't make a move.
02:47Stop just pressing random buttons.
02:49There are real buttons to press.
02:50Wait.
02:50Hold on.
02:51Wait a second.
02:52Hold on.
02:53Hold on.
02:54Wait a second.
02:54Hold on.
02:55Did...
02:56Was that female ref, like, towering over you?
03:00I didn't know, because I didn't know for scale.
03:04Yes, she is towering over you.
03:06Wait a second.
03:07Now, I will be a little transparent here.
03:11Yes.
03:12I don't know how to play.
03:16Wait a second.
03:17Wait a second.
03:18You just made yourself get the best guy and you don't know how to play?
03:21No, I'm me.
03:21I'm not the best guy.
03:23Oh!
03:25Oh, this is...
03:26What's going to happen when this is innate across there, huh?
03:29I...
03:30Innate.
03:30That'd be fine.
03:32Oh!
03:32Oh!
03:37Oh!
03:38The spinning back fist!
03:39What are you doing?
03:40I don't know.
03:40I'm just spamming square on your ass.
03:42Oh!
03:43Go climb the ladder and win.
03:44I think I'm going to climb the top rope and fly off it and do this crazy move right now.
03:48Oh!
03:49How do I taunt?
03:52Five-knuckle shuffle!
03:53The 5TJ shuffle.
03:55You're just John Cena.
03:56I don't know if you can tell, but I got the shovel in my hand.
03:58How do I run?
03:59No, I got the shovel in my hand.
04:01I got the shovel in my hand.
04:02Oh!
04:02Wait a minute!
04:04Why are you hitting me with a shovel?
04:05Oh!
04:06I hit me with a shovel!
04:08That's crazy!
04:10Why would you introduce a shovel in the match?
04:13There we go!
04:14There you go!
04:14Now I go on the offensive!
04:16Boom!
04:16Boom!
04:17Boom!
04:17Boom!
04:18Boom!
04:19Boom!
04:20Who on the other team do we like the least?
04:22Nate, right?
04:23I hate Robbie Foxx.
04:24I don't like Robbie Foxx either.
04:26Such a hateable guy.
04:28Large and Robbie Foxx, both hateable.
04:30Well, Nate's carrying a lot of weight over there as far as the hate department.
04:35Then again, I'm over here, so what am I going to say?
04:37Yeah, what's about it, Evo?
04:38I got a baseball bat.
04:40Watch out, Evo.
04:40I don't know if you can see it.
04:41I got a baseball bat.
04:42Oh!
04:43Oh, God!
04:45That's dirty as fuck!
04:46Hey, you got to do what you got to do.
04:50Kick down at two and a half!
04:51That was one!
04:52Everything is at your disposal.
04:54There's no way that you got up that fast.
04:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:57Oh.
04:57Oh, my goodness.
05:03I hit it while it was in the green.
05:04My goodness.
05:05What button was I supposed to press?
05:07The not lose to Brandon Walker button.
05:09I'm supposed to show up against Robbie Foxx with you and you can't even handle me?
05:13People say I'm mean to producers, like TJ.
05:16Right.
05:17But I say if our producers didn't suck balls...
05:21Like TJ.
05:21Like TJ.
05:22I wouldn't have to.
05:24Oh!
05:25Stop doing that!
05:30I can't stop.
05:33All right.
05:34All right, Brandon.
05:34Let's get right here.
05:36Let's get right.
05:38All right, super close the ropes.
05:39Grab the rope.
05:40I thought she was about to grab the bat and hit us both.
05:42One, two, three.
05:44E-ball!
05:45E-ball!
05:47E-ball!
05:49Welcome to Team Brandon Walker.
05:50Didn't pick up one weapon.
05:52Dye!
05:57Oh, wait a second!
05:59Oh, my God.
05:59Wait a second!
06:00Oh, my God!
06:04You're John Cena!
06:06Get up!
06:10Boom!
06:10These Goliaths at the top of the ladder, they must be 15 feet in the air, T.J.
06:16Something's got a kid.
06:18Oh my God.
06:22The humanity.
06:24Rock bottom from the top of the ladder.
06:27This is great.
06:28I love WWE 2K25.
06:30I'm one of the best.
06:32No.
06:37I'm the John Cena champion.
06:40I beat John Cena for the John Cena championship.
06:43Look at me with the John Cena championship.
06:45So my team is put together.
06:47I have Connor Griffin, Ebo, and T.J.
06:57And for some reason, Bluntman's just in the background.
07:02So let me tell you something, Robbie Fox.
07:06Robbie Fox.
07:08Let me tell you something, Robbie Fox.
07:10This group, the family, is coming.
07:15Now, you did the little, ooh, I'm going to be the Rock.
07:17Come bring it, bring it.
07:18I'm not going to do all that.
07:20I'm going to meet you wherever you want in WWE 2K25.
07:24We will win.
07:25And if we don't, Connor Griffin is fired from Barstool Sports.
07:29And that is my guarantee to you.
07:32I'll see you soon.