Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Thailand who was busted for stealing people's panties and hanging them up in a tree. It's being referred to as a "Masturbation Tree".
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks
00:07Pervert of the Day
00:09I'll start by saying
00:11I think people have done
00:13more
00:15perverted things
00:16like dirtier
00:19kinkier, crazier
00:21well maybe not crazier
00:22it's what this guy
00:25what his perversion
00:27made him create
00:29an inventor
00:32that's going to be unlike anything you've ever seen before
00:35I've created something
00:36I needed to build a sexual device
00:39in all our years
00:43on this show
00:44I've never seen something like this
00:46you're really setting this up
00:48it's not going to live up to the hype
00:51but I'm just saying
00:52I've never seen anything like this
00:53a man created his own
00:56masturbation tree
00:58there it is
01:00oh my god
01:03you've done it
01:04look
01:04perfect
01:05is that a masturbation tree
01:07it is
01:08wow
01:09he stole 67 pieces of underwear
01:13from different ladies in town
01:14used them to pleasure himself
01:17and then hang them on his
01:21masturbation tree
01:23oh that's really gross
01:24like outside
01:25this is outside
01:26this is outside
01:27in his backyard I hope
01:29I'm not sure if he has a front or backyard
01:31it just looks like he lives in the outside
01:34oh I see
01:34I didn't see where this was
01:36yeah yeah
01:36he does have a house
01:37I don't know about that
01:39he does
01:39a 27 year old
01:42Ophus
01:43Chunjit
01:44was arrested
01:47after a driver
01:48passing by
01:48discovered the bizarre
01:50masturbation tree
01:51in the woods
01:52near his house
01:53in Kampeng Pet
01:55Thailand
01:56yeah
01:57what the hell
01:58oh my god
02:00a masturbation tree
02:00you wouldn't be prepared for it
02:05you wouldn't
02:06and you have to go check this out
02:08at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
02:10is that a tin soap?
02:11no
02:11it's not
02:12he reportedly told police
02:14that when he was drunk
02:16he'd go into town
02:18and help himself to underwear
02:20belonging to
02:21women
02:23men
02:25yeah whoever he could find
02:26even the elderly
02:27that's the star on top
02:30he
02:31he would sniff
02:35this is his words
02:36okay
02:37he would sniff
02:38the private garments
02:39while masturbating
02:41and discard them
02:44and hang them
02:44on the tree
02:45once the odor
02:47of the owners
02:48had faded
02:49oh wow
02:50so those
02:52wow
02:52those are all
02:53underpants
02:54he has jerked off
02:55in and to
02:56he's really proud of it
02:57yeah
02:58he is
02:58and he has
02:59jerked off
03:00a lot
03:01yes
03:02they had at least
03:0367 pieces
03:04you know
03:05they removed
03:05from the tree
03:06each piece
03:07is probably good
03:08for a few days
03:09right
03:09I don't
03:11I've never really
03:12had an extended
03:13sniff
03:14of
03:15panties
03:16I don't know
03:16I don't know
03:16how long
03:17my longest
03:19my longest sniff
03:20is probably
03:21how long
03:22should the odor
03:23linger
03:23I just know
03:25like if
03:25I have
03:26panties
03:27after playing
03:28basketball
03:28yeah
03:29and they don't
03:30get washed
03:30they'll smell
03:31for days
03:32that's what I'm
03:32saying
03:33yep
03:34it's wild to be like
03:35where are my
03:35basketball panties
03:36Jesse have you seen
03:40my basketball panties
03:41for god's sakes
03:41you gotta be around
03:42here somewhere
03:43I've got a game
03:45tonight
03:45I smell them
03:46I can't play
03:46without my lucky
03:47panties
03:48silky fabric
03:50helps me run
03:50faster
03:51so the 55 year old
03:55guy who was
03:55driving by
03:56rang San
03:57Jason
03:57spotted this
03:58strange
03:59masturbation
04:00tree
04:00on his way
04:02to meet a
04:02friend the
04:02other day
04:03he thought it
04:04was so bizarre
04:05he called the
04:06police
04:06yeah
04:06you gotta look
04:08into that
04:08several residents
04:10in nearby villages
04:11has complained
04:11about their
04:12missing underwear
04:13but they did
04:13not know
04:14it had been
04:14stolen
04:15or what
04:15it was
04:16being used
04:16for
04:17six
04:19villagers
04:20five women
04:21and one man
04:22have come forward
04:22so far
04:23to claim theirs
04:24that's mine
04:25that sucks
04:26oh no
04:28those are my briefs
04:31he masturbated
04:32in my underwear
04:33no
04:35they're urging
04:36anyone else
04:36who thinks
04:37they could have
04:37been a victim
04:38to come forward
04:39as well
04:39this is them
04:41going through
04:42the tree here
04:42oh god
04:43this video
04:44well
04:44links on our
04:45social media
04:46oh he's just
04:46this poor guy
04:47he has to do
04:48this job
04:48my job
04:49sucks
04:49his job
04:51is to remove
04:52the soiled garments
04:53from the
04:54masturbation tree
04:55like the one guy
04:56has gloves on
04:57at least
04:57this guy's just
04:58bagging it
04:58in bare hands
04:59oh my god
05:00gross
05:00does he not know
05:02what he's dealing
05:02with yet
05:03some of them
05:04look hard as a rock
05:05well
05:05that's what happens
05:06like
05:07they literally
05:08look like
05:08they're freeze dried
05:09frozen in time
05:10I know
05:10but
05:11when you finish
05:11yes I understand
05:12thank you
05:13I've got some socks
05:15like that
05:16alright
05:16look at all the
05:18people that came
05:18out to look
05:19oh god
05:20masturbation tree
05:21you gotta see
05:22we're going to the
05:22masturbation tree
05:23everyone come on
05:25yeah
05:25they're tearing down
05:27the masturbation tree
05:28run
05:28if you find a
05:30masturbation tree
05:31in the woods
05:31get out of there
05:32run for your life
05:34yeah
05:34run for your life
05:35they're gonna
05:36whoever is tree
05:37that is
05:37they're gonna be back
05:38you're right
05:40you don't wanna see
05:41him
05:41you don't wanna be
05:41masturbated upon
05:42this guy has been
05:44charged with stealing
05:45he faces a jail sentence
05:46between one and five years
05:48and a fine between
05:49two thousand and
05:50ten thousand baht
05:52which is forty seven
05:53to two hundred thirty seven
05:54dollars
05:55that's worth it
05:55to masturbate for that long
05:57the underwear
05:58as you saw
05:59has been cleared
05:59from the tree
06:00and taken to the
06:02police station
06:02as evidence
06:03anyone that identifies
06:04theirs is welcome
06:05to claim it
06:06kind of so sad
06:07like they should
06:08put a plaque there
06:09like this was
06:10the masturbation tree
06:12because now it just
06:13looks like any old tree
06:14and we all know
06:14it wasn't
06:15yeah it was
06:15it was not a normal
06:16it was a special tree
06:17look at this guy
06:18yeah he's doing
06:19a lot of stuff
06:20you know
06:21yeah
06:21like what does he
06:23have there
06:23what are they
06:24holding up
06:24yeah that's
06:25someone's shirt
06:26that bra
06:27looks like she's
06:28looking like
06:28what about this one
06:29you do it on that one
06:30too
06:30oh yes I do
06:32you do it on this one
06:33every one
06:33he has like a little
06:36laundry basket there
06:37like full of stuff
06:38he hasn't hung on the
06:39tree yet
06:40that one I did
06:40several times
06:41that one still
06:43smells good
06:44so gross you guys
06:48so disturbing
06:48so disturbing
06:50you would not want
06:51to see your undies
06:51hanging on his
06:52masturbation tree
06:53no
06:53man woman
06:54whatever
06:55no
06:55tough when you gotta
06:56hang your clothes
06:57out to dry
06:58it is
06:59I wonder if he sings
07:00masturbation carols
07:02maybe
07:02like he's decorating
07:03a tree
07:04oh my god
07:05I just feel bad
07:07for like whatever
07:07squirrels are
07:08trying to live in
07:09that tree
07:10oh no
07:10they're just like
07:11swinging in a pair
07:12of panties
07:12like I guess this is
07:13a new kind of tree
07:14it stinks
07:15oh masturbation tree
07:18oh masturbation tree
07:18masturbation tree
07:20look at it all
07:32I'm trying to see
07:33some of Jason's
07:34basketball panties
07:35don't look clean
07:36I don't know
07:36no I mean
07:37they're not clean
07:38he would get these
07:39out of people's
07:40dirty stuff
07:41for sure
07:41I mean that
07:42looks like someone
07:43that's a bonus
07:44that's a bonus
07:45for him
07:45they're all very rigid
07:46yeah
07:47they are very rigid
07:48now that one
07:49looks like it's full
07:49of scrambled eggs
07:50I don't know
07:51it's quite yellow
07:53in there
07:53I'm just saying
07:55come on now
07:56it's a lot of
07:57discharge
07:57Charlie
07:58what
07:59don't say discharge
08:01I'm sorry but
08:02we're dealing with
08:03discharge here
08:03I feel like that's
08:04the one he's
08:05pointing at to
08:05he's like
08:05look at the
08:06discharge
08:07he's got a
08:09really disappointed
08:10look on his face
08:11yeah
08:11but cool shirt
08:13that is cool shirt
08:14cool sunglasses
08:15cool sunglasses
08:16cool haircut
08:17for the gram
08:18yeah get this one up
08:19go check it out
08:20again there's links
08:22on our social media
08:22pages if you want
08:23to see the story
08:24you have to see it
08:24the videos there
08:25and the pictures
08:26I promise you
08:28and I hope
08:28the only masturbation
08:30tree you'll ever
08:30see in your life
08:31I hope
08:32yeah I think
08:33you're really
08:34taking a chance
08:35these days
08:35just walking
08:35through the woods
08:36what you might see
08:38what you'd see
08:38don't walk
08:39through the woods
08:40look at that guy
08:41that went camping
08:41in the woods
08:42and just chopped
08:42to pieces
08:43barely murdered
08:44yep
08:44you think it's cool
08:46until it's not