Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who went to the hospital because he had "things" falling from his donger while in the shower. Turns out he had 30 years worth of smegma built-up because he never cleaned "under the hood".
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00:00all right this is definitely stomach turning okay a married man rushed to the doctor
00:15in severe genital pain he was taking a shower and bits of stuff began falling into the drain
00:26oh bits of stuff bits of thought it could be kidney stones oh so he was peeing something out
00:35he rushed to a urologist dr chen zhang in taiwan yeah to get checked out oh what they found
00:44fish teeth a 30 year buildup of schmegma oh it was just in his johnson skin yeah dude
00:55that's it oh my god oh my goodness my god not cool thanks for sharing
01:03how do you not know there's oh my god you guys i have no idea how do you not know there is like a
01:11fossil underneath your dong in the foreskin of your dong the medical professional peeled back the
01:17man's foreskin smells and beheld the revolting accumulation of sickly yellow brown schmegma i
01:25don't know what it is the thing is it some of it had already fallen out right there was still that
01:31much left as dr chen cleaned up the calcified scales of dirt oil and dead skin a foul odor began to fill
01:40the yeah of course probably real nasty i mean they got a block of parmesan out of the guy
01:45yep they did that goes for a lot sweet jesus um his private parts hadn't been active for 30 years
01:55no really been active yeah and then the whole thing started to break apart like stone giving off this
02:02powerful odor it's absolutely disgusting oh it really is his penis is crumbling like a clay pot or
02:09something yeah right he basically had clay in there i hope they never start talking about my wiener like
02:15it's a volcano and it was active it was active 30 years ago oh it's dormant now it's dormant
02:21yeah that's a dead volcano no one has to worry about that thing anymore
02:28lie dormant oh sorry we've just stopped a lot of people with their breakfast yeah yeah well i don't know
02:37okay and i don't know how you don't know your
02:41penis better to know like man something feels like a hard rock under there uh dr chen said no
02:53one seems to have told him the foreskin can be retracted to expose the entire gland to be clean
02:59oh god he's never cleaned it what he adds that he does see patients with excessive smegma buildup
03:06every two years or so that is the worst job that is the worst job i would think honestly the worst
03:15have you i mean i'm sure that gynecologists see some stuff too
03:18gynecologists and gynecologists have it because when stuff goes wrong down there it goes wrong down
03:24there this doctor must like freak out every couple of years when it's the end of the two he's like oh
03:29it's been about two years yeah here we go got another schmegma wiener coming the thing is too
03:34he probably knows the signs like he probably has his like nurse practitioner comes in and is like
03:40a man's penis has started to drop items and he's like oh no oh no again yeah because he knows right
03:49away yeah he does there's one thing they don't mention is his age was he like an old guy
03:54he just has 30 years right so he's not just like a 30 year old dude right no i bet but he could be
04:01like in his 30s though but i mean they did say he wasn't sexually active so maybe he was sexually
04:09active in his 20s and 30s and now he's like 60 and this thing is built up dear god
04:17it's nasty it is nasty they oh yeah he's married that's the that's the key part i forgot here off
04:25the top he's a married man yeah so she doesn't even so she hasn't she hasn't gone near but she
04:31sleeps outside she's living with you can't live with them smelly dick rick this whole time what's
04:37she like yeah you know does she live in the swamp like where are they living she has to be a disaster
04:43yes i mean she'll live in this i'm just saying like are you covered it no but are you covered in
04:49swamp right to like not only is not would not let this happen come on like a clean lady is gonna be
04:57like hey what's up with that that's some dirt underneath your fingernail there what's up with
05:02i think you'd say more than that yeah what's up with that i don't know that's the nicest way to
05:07say it yeah what's up with that what's up with that oh that that's just my big pile of schmegma
05:16thanks for noticing it's falling out all the time i just keep grabbing it and putting it back
05:24there's any uncircumcised man listening who doesn't wash under there wash under the hood dude wash under the
05:32hood i don't think anyone from here i thought you're gonna have them call in or something
05:35no no
05:36the schmegma lines are open now
05:40live on the schmegma line there's nothing else there's nothing else i looked i looked for hours
05:51there's nothing else we gotta take calls on schmegma how long have you had schmegma it's not easy
05:57hell no it's all we got we don't hear from you i'm stuck in a basement no we don't make my sickos
06:03wash up clean yeah i'm so super glad i got cut oh my god yeah me too in hindsight i didn't find out
06:11about schmegma until i was like probably in my mid-20s oh man yeah might have been working here
06:17it might have been here yeah i think it was everything here for me too it was this show
06:22unfortunately exposed me to too much i was like it gets a build up in there yeah dang yep like a hard
06:30cheese
06:30has cleaned up in there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah