Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a male model who claims using his urine as an enema, moisturizer and beverage have helped him keep his youthful look.
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00:00There is a male model.
00:06He's an ex-male model now.
00:08He's in his 50s now.
00:10And he says he still manages to keep his good, youthful looks
00:15because of one thing.
00:19Urine.
00:20Oh, he's one of these guys.
00:22Drinking it down?
00:23Or is he pouring it on himself?
00:25He drinks it?
00:25Yeah.
00:25Yeah.
00:26He gives himself enemas with it, with his own, with his own,
00:32and even uses it as a moisturizer.
00:39He smells.
00:40He's too stupid to know that it's just genetics.
00:43Yeah.
00:43Yeah.
00:44It's not the piss.
00:45No, it's not.
00:46It's just his soft life.
00:47His name is Troy Casey.
00:51He apparently has traveled the world posing for high fashion labels,
00:56including Versace.
00:58He was a huge male model in the 80s and 90s.
01:02I was going to say, he's not a model anymore.
01:05It's kind of what it is.
01:06This is the guy?
01:08This is the guy.
01:09It's not working, man.
01:10There he is, Lise.
01:11There's a better picture of his face.
01:15Fail.
01:18Youthful look.
01:19I mean, he's in shape.
01:21He's definitely in shape, but you wouldn't describe him as having a, for 55?
01:26If you can't see him with the full head, because he's got a really long, great beard.
01:31Full on, massive beard.
01:34The 55-year-old said he's been able to maintain his looks and physique thanks to his daily dose of pee.
01:38He says, I drink my own urine every morning.
01:40He decided to sample his own pee years ago after hearing about urine therapy.
01:49He said, once I got past the mental barrier, then it just felt good.
01:54And then I started drinking my own urine off and on.
01:58He completed a seven-day urine test, drinking nothing but his own waste for an entire week.
02:02And he now uses his urine in other ways as well.
02:06He bottles his pee, lets it ferment, and then blasts his ass with it.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Yeah.
02:12In an enema.
02:15Somebody needs to tell him.
02:16Like, it's not working.
02:17It's the problem with being a male model.
02:19You're too stupid.
02:20You know, you eventually just...
02:22Simple moron.
02:23You think it's your pee.
02:25Yeah.
02:25It's genetics and science.
02:27You're a poor simple moron.
02:28Well, you know, the universe said, you're going to be a gorgeous man.
02:33But then they were like, but so dumb.
02:36Yeah.
02:36But you're going to be putting your own...
02:38You'll probably drink pee in a while.
02:39Drink your own urine.
02:41But you'll be in great shape your whole life.
02:44And then the ironic part is you'll think it's the urine that's doing it.
02:47You'll be that stupid.
02:49He said, I cultivate my own urine.
02:50I ferment it in a sealed mason jar for two weeks before transferring it into my rectum.
02:54Aged urine enemas are so powerful for your health.
02:57I got my six-pack abs after doing them.
03:00I flushed out my gut.
03:01That's when I really got ripped.
03:03This guy's one of those, like, real super healthy guys that it's become, like, gross.
03:07Yes.
03:08Where, like, they start doing gross stuff to think that's how they get their muscles.
03:11There's, like, a guy on TikTok that is like this dude.
03:15He also is into buttholes.
03:17Oh, wow.
03:18We talked about that guy, right?
03:19Yeah, I don't know if it was him, but he...
03:21Was somebody else?
03:22Yeah, he follows along.
03:24He's in that lifestyle, huh?
03:25He believes that sunning your b-hole also is great.
03:28Hey there, Troy.
03:29There any way you can put your clothes on for a second?
03:33The farm's got to come out and do some gardening.
03:35I don't know.
03:36I'm sunning my b-hole right now.
03:38Yeah, we can clearly see that that's exactly what you're doing.
03:41You guys should try this.
03:42Don't believe big pharma.
03:44I'm looking right at, you know, I don't know.
03:46Whenever I get a headache, I take an aspirin.
03:48It goes away.
03:49It's killing you.
03:50They seem to know what you're talking about.
03:52But, you know, I'm all about you having your privacy and stuff, and that's why I don't
03:56understand you sunbathing your b-hole right there.
04:01I had a headache this morning.
04:02It's gone now.
04:03It's just right by the fence, you know?
04:04And I hate to be a stickler about it, but...
04:07My property line begins right here.
04:10All right.
04:11What are you drinking here?
04:12Is that some lemonade?
04:12That's my urine.
04:13Oh, yeah, I figured.
04:14Would you like some?
04:15I have a big batch.
04:16I'm good.
04:17I'm good, Troy.
04:17Get back in the house, Bart.
04:19Unless you want to see Troy's b-hole.
04:24Yeah.
04:25All right, Troy.
04:27I hope you have a good day, bud.
04:28Just cover up if you can.
04:29Later, Barb's husband.
04:30Later, Barb's husband.
04:31Oh, man.
04:32You really smell.
04:33You smell like a bathroom, bud.
04:34I have urine all over my body right now.
04:36Yeah.
04:36That's a news to me.
04:40It's a hell of a thing to be like a meter man, and you walk around the back of someone's
04:45home, and they're doing that.
04:46It's a guy doing that.
04:47That's a terrible job.
04:49Oh, man.
04:50No, no.
04:52There's a meter problem at Troy's house.
04:54Oh, no.
04:55God.
04:58You know what he's doing.
05:00Out there, just got his butt pointed right at the sun.
05:03Magnifying glass, like, burning it.
05:08Am I putting some regular pants on there, Troy?
05:10God.
05:12The idea of, like, Barb's husband keeps...
05:14We got some of Troy's mail today.
05:17I got to psych up for this before I go over there.
05:19Last time I was already in a thong.
05:22USA.
05:23USA.
05:24Barefoot sitting on a couch.
05:25I just...
05:26Oh, my God.
05:27That was a bad choice.
05:28Troy, I swear to God, just put some pants on, man.
05:31You'll be fine.
05:32There's something on our ring doorbell.
05:36Oh, what is it?
05:37Oh, my God.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38Oh, my God.
05:39There it is.
05:40Troy got some R mail.
05:42Him and his speedo right in the camera.
05:45Jesus.
05:46I guess we know now why they spend so much time on vacation.
05:49Yeah.
05:49Yeah.
05:50They're swingers.
05:52Little do we know.
05:53Poor Troy's their neighbor.
05:54Poor Troy.
05:54Poor Troy.
05:55Poor Troy.
05:56Poor Troy.