Dave & Chuck the Freak receive an e-mail from a listener who was propositioned by a man on Poshmark to sell him his used socks and want to know what it was that got you into the perv game.
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00:00okay so here is a question for you what led you into the perv game what got you into the perv game
00:14no well i mean i guess you could go that way uh but for this one guy in massachusetts
00:21it is the craziest way it happened okay so this guy sent us an email and he said hey guys um
00:29i thought i'd go through my closet and thin out my wardrobe and i don't know if you're aware of
00:35the website poshmark yes but i thought it seemed like a pretty good way that i could sell some of
00:40my clothes and make a little bit of money okay so i started this the other day i got my first message
00:47today from a suspected perv buyer as i would like to refer to him yeah yeah i got a message from a
00:54gentleman asking if i had any socks for sale now for reference all i have up there are shirts
00:59some polos and some sweaters nothing else nothing about feet no underwear nothing like that
01:04i did upload a photo of myself as my profile picture as 80 percent of the other users do on
01:10this website okay just a picture of me at a patriots game nothing sexual or right no nudity nothing like
01:16that my question is are people now using these regular sites to approach people about purchasing
01:23purchasing intimate garments yep plus they must have enjoyed the picture of him in order it's a
01:32man it's a man it's a guy oh wow yeah i guess just going to posh mart or whatever that is mark
01:38yeah like i just assumed it was a girl but um he says to answer the question i know you all are wondering
01:44yes i'm entertaining the idea of selling this fellow my socks i'm gonna make it worth my while i'm gonna
01:49price them at 100 bucks a pair if he wants them then i plan on getting as much coin for them as i
01:54can uh chuck he says should i mention wearing the socks for an upcharge oh yeah yeah like if you're
02:00fine with it uh-huh i don't mean wearing them on my feet well you that's a huge upcharge really us
02:07he's going for another crazy though that he was trying to sell just some used clothes on a website
02:12and now he's considering putting socks on his wiener and selling them online isn't he answering his
02:17own question like the fact that a guy he doesn't even have to really do that he just can say it if
02:23he wants well no but so i'm some perv and i see a guy selling some pants yeah and i'm like hey would
02:29you mind finishing in a sock for me like the guy the guy was like can i buy it buy some socks from you
02:35that's all yeah and this guy's like well how about i finish in a sock like the guy didn't have to do
02:41like no wonder he listens to our show too much no wonder pervs are asking just relax just try and
02:46get 100 bucks for just the socks you know what i mean right start there start with just crazy you
02:51don't put your wiener in them so this is this guy's message uh he approached him said hey man would you
02:56sell socks and he says would i sell socks if i had some sure use socks question mark this guy says yeah
03:02man use just one pair like a pair of your regular everyday socks and he said that's something i wasn't
03:07planning on doing if i did that it would have to be financially worth my time not trying to fleece
03:11you but if i'm doing something along the lines of being intimate in a sense i would have to be
03:14compensated fairly oh yeah and then he said how much are we talking do your socks smell or not too
03:19much and he said my socks smell like they've been worn i walk around seven to eight miles a day at work
03:23or the same two pair of shoes rock hard they have a smell to them i have very clean feet depends on
03:28the sock you want this is a weird conversation this guy's having ankle socks and mid-calf socks also
03:34this guy's really selling it i almost bought a pair of socks chuck's putting a bid in yeah
03:39wow um but he this poor guy who messaged us jumped right to finishing in his socks though
03:48well okay how much would that update is he said so we didn't respond for a few days so i reached back
03:52out and he said he's still interested so i'm getting a lot a list of what he's looking for in
03:56his expectations i'm debating on doing and i'm torn it's easy cash not that i necessarily need the money
04:00but it just makes me wonder if this will open a door for some extra income i've been told i have
04:04nice looking clean feet me too dave hunter is it worth just trying this once and as long as the
04:10creep meter isn't too high then why not maybe this could open an awesome avenue for me to then do
04:14pictures i'm fine with a guy cracking stick to pictures of my foot but there's definitely something
04:19off knowing he's going to take my socks and do lord knows what with them well no you know what's
04:22happening i'll definitely keep you on the loop any suggestions you can send my way would be great
04:26i feel like we don't even have to suggest any to this guy he's got it all figured out he took it
04:31far he's gonna like model them and take pictures of himself so the guy can crank stick he said yes he
04:36said that he did wow oh okay go for it like a lot of times i feel sort of bad when i tell someone yeah
04:47you should just get into the selling your underwear game or selling your sock this guy dude you're gonna do
04:54it anyway so just go for it i mean i i don't even have advice for this guy he seems so uh you know
05:00okay i would have never thought about finishing in the sock i would have just thought oh yeah wear
05:06them used and make them smell okay to be real here he didn't say finish he just said i don't mean
05:12wearing them on my feet so he could have just said okay i'll put them on my wiener yeah he didn't say
05:17he didn't say finish in them you took it to that level yeah you went you added the same moon he
05:23didn't at least that's not what he put in the email what what's he after like maximum profit that
05:31would be it right for sure i think he wants his semen yeah oh yeah yeah absolutely yeah listen if i
05:37wasn't in this public job yeah and i struggled for money and i found out listen just my feet
05:44could get me some extra income oh yeah just showing pictures of my feet i'd absolutely do it
05:51i really would because to me i don't whatever i'm not a part of what's happening exactly if you're
05:57doing what you're doing whatever i'd be a total foot whore yeah you would i'm not showing my wang i'm
06:03not showing my b-hole i'm not showing my face i'm just showing my feet and if there are people
06:09they're gonna pay money to see that i feel like that's the least okay thing i could do yes and i
06:15agree i just always think of the uh the long road that people are trying to
06:22you know get you to walk down like i always say right like once a girl starts and only fans
06:28start the timer i'm always like oh all i'm gonna do is post bikini pics you think it'll eventually
06:34leave me showing my b-hole because that one guy is gonna be so he's gonna have so much money
06:40that it's going to be like man i'm i'm paying my rent i'm making my i'm paying my car payment
06:47and and then all of a sudden he's gonna be like i'm gonna not pay for your stuff anymore until you
06:54uh put that i'm just found a new don't say what it is yeah i love it a new website i'm gonna start
07:01not bad dave okay i'm just saying wow you are really serious i am actually shocked i have to
07:11earn money somehow dave i am shocked that that is not already a site me too me too why would it be
07:18well because there's you just you know you just look at the the subject matter don't give it away
07:25i'm not i'm trying yeah that one too that one too oh yeah i'm sure this one will be gone
07:33chuckthefeet.com no oh wow what was that i can't see yeah it's about lisa thank you
07:43thank you yeah just making sure yeah okay making sure we're good you never know you never know
07:51try and plan financially better for my future so i don't have to do anything that day check out my
07:57feet send me money yeah no man size 14 in great shape i don't fault and anyone but i just think
08:07that what the pervs are trying to do they're trying to get you always to take the next step
08:12you know so it'll be like oh yeah those are great uh but can you pick a cucumber off the ground with
08:18your feet for me dave yeah okay oh cucumber yeah yeah a sliced cucumber oh no no no no wait a minute
08:27that's what i'm saying you almost got me it's pushing people to do the next big thing and the
08:32next sexual thing and then there you go yeah okay uh zeke hey zeke how are you
08:38zeke zeke hello hey hello what led you into a pervert
08:44the freak hey what's up you got are you calling from uh uh where are you right now
08:53uh i'm too tired for this come on yeah call back man see if it works better bottom line is this guy
09:02do it or no he's gonna do it so just do it and he seems way more do whatever he seemed cool with
09:09it right out of the gate yeah he was you saw the conversation they had it was basically like
09:14flirting with him he's i got low ankle socks i got high socks what are you looking for where do you
09:19want me to put them yeah we got toe socks yeah if the money's there he seems okay with it so if you
09:25were going to simulate a foot smell because i'd have to do that because i'm not boasting or anything
09:31but i really don't have smelly feet right so if i need if people wanted stinky feet i'd have to fit
09:36i'd have to wear old shoes or something or like so i guess i wonder what you do well maybe that's
09:41what you do you'd like soak some old running shoes and make them gross like walk them through put some
09:46onion onion what do they want what do they want no get them wet it's like that milk has got a lot of
09:52ideas wow we are entrepreneurs i'm an idea man i'm an idea man pervy idea man zeke's trying again but
10:00you only get two chances zeke sorry man yeah sorry zeke apparently he sniffed shorts in a bathroom and
10:05that let him down perv lane if i find some random shorts gosh in a bathroom zeke come on
10:16never phone and stop doing that he can't afford a good phone he's too busy sniffing shorts oh man
10:25let his life right off the rails yeah zeke get it together think about any time you've been in a
10:32bathroom and there's an article of clothing i'm like what is going on i never go sniffing never sniff
10:40never sniff oh we're never sniffers absolutely zeke's a sniffer and it changed his life he is and we'll
10:49never know exactly why
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