Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the things that were found inside people's dongs over the last year and receive calls from two listeners who have experience with sounding.
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00:00so now we know what's up their asses what was in other body parts we'll look at other genitalia
00:12now again all from the same report all right from the consumer product safety and information what's
00:16been in penises what's up his dick so much uh over the past year a spork
00:24this next one is crazy four plastic spoons it's like the perverted 12 days do you think you do
00:34you think the spoons are spoons are out though right well that it's just the stick of the spoon
00:40right so you've taken four together shoved it in your yeah you're into extreme sounding
00:48another one patient put a chopstick into his urethra to make it longer that doesn't work
00:56no he wasn't able to remove it though let it go away so this is something i never thought of too
01:04that you could shove someone in your shove something in your wiener and it would get stuck oh yeah no i
01:09think this is what happens like the four forks though chuck you got the you got this prong at
01:14least you have the things on the on the out but how do you not how can you not then pull it out
01:19um i think maybe i mean clarification i've never shoved anything in my wiener hole so i don't know
01:27the physics behind it if it sucks it in or if it's so dry it yeah i don't know the physics on it either
01:33i think it's got to be about some amount of pain for some of these people right like is it just all
01:39pain it's all pain has to be chopstick yeah yeah let's go to someone who does this okay to get
01:45maybe a little more clarification anonymous with voice changing technology okay yeah um you are a
01:51sounder you like to shove things in your wiener um it's actually a pretty unique sensation i do
01:58recommend that anybody that's trying to start out in it um takes a little bit of time to kind of work
02:04their way into it because it's not exactly um uh very friendly in the beginning um it it's a very
02:11unique sensation it kind of gives you an idea of what it feels like for the woman to you know basically
02:15take one to the team i guess and uh i don't know you start small and you work your way up uh the idea
02:21of putting like plastic spoons and sports in there just seems kind of um out there yeah you're asking
02:27for damage the idea and the goal is to try to make it to the frosty basically and then from there
02:32you can start gauging up and you know it gets a little weirder from there okay i have many
02:37questions for you including this what's the biggest thing you put in your wiener i think well so i
02:42actually use um gauged uh stainless steel what's it been i want an answer what's the biggest thing
02:48you put in how far down do you have to go to get your prostate you got to make it pretty much all
02:54the way down to the base a little bit past so they actually make special rods for that um
03:00you said i guess i started out with a four i think i'm up to about 10 now but the sensation
03:07is insane it actually changes the uh uh i'm trying to make sure i don't mess up my words here yeah
03:14like this but finale i mean it changes that it changes so many different aspects to your sex life
03:22when you start sounding what um what's wrong with you no he just no just let me just say this because
03:29every man i think well not every most men listening right now are going sweet mother of god i don't
03:35want anything ever up there what made you have a different opinion um well you know marriages
03:43you gotta spice it up a little bit and we kind of always glossed over and we're like you know let's
03:49give a shot the first time i was nervous very very nervous is it actually gets it gets addicting
03:54okay so i'm we're we're looking at a couple of these sounding things there's like a rod with like
04:00a ball on the end is the ball on the end to make sure it doesn't go all the way in or is the ball on
04:06the end the money thing that you're trying to get down there okay so the ball goes in the ball goes
04:14first the ball was to hold on that's what i thought too the ball goes first oh my god well
04:18anonymous sounder we appreciate your candor yes and thanks a lot for calling in yep have a good day
04:23thank you thank you see you're number one with sounders feel like spicing up your sex life with
04:28sounding is like being like you know what this lasagna needs is some uranium
04:31how about some razor blades in the chicken maybe a live wolverine regular line here james is with us
04:41in chicago this morning hi james hey how you doing today doing okay you wanted to speak to this
04:46yeah i've been selling toys since like 1998 so i'm a little bit of an expert in the industry but
04:53a sound actually um started out you know as uh different gauge metal rods that were
05:01used to see if you had a ladder stuff because if you were peeing blood they would stick the metal
05:06rod oh my god my god if it made them if it went kink made a sound they would know that you had a stone
05:15doing that was blocking your lethal passage so then they would put a bigger one in and ask you to push
05:21and then a bigger one and ask you to push because if they operated on you in say 1850 you would most
05:27likely die so they kept on using different size rods like a half inch all the way up to like an
05:32inch to try to get it get the stone out okay as a sex toy salesman of over 24 years expert uh what
05:39have you considered it yourself actually yes um i've done just about everything except for a stick
05:46electric stuck in my bum oh try that it's hard to sell it when you don't know it right exactly you gotta
05:53you gotta know it all okay james that should stop a lot of people 24 year sex toy seller what have
05:59you tried and really loved you know i at one point in time i could have uh won the uh anal olympics
06:07wow a career yeah yeah um but then i was disqualified from the next event uh it was uh who could stick the
06:18most peeps up their butt at once and the uh mistress at the party wouldn't allow me to enter
06:23because i would have won wow yeah yeah so selling sex toys since 1998 and former winner of the anal
06:29olympics yes thank you so much incredible you're welcome all the best he is linkedin i wonder how
06:35many peeps i'm gonna invite him i love the history of sounding that he had in 1850s when it started
06:41as a crude form i was i was listening like a documentary i was like this is incredible
06:48i'm like i've got this guy's been selling sex toys since 1998 can you believe it
06:51he knows everything there is yeah 1850 the beginning of sounding
06:58wow he knows his stuff yes he does and he tries most of it out i appreciate that yeah don't you
07:05hate when you go to a restaurant and you're like hey how's the shrimp possum i've never had it i just
07:08like the idea of him trying sex toys throughout the different eras of music so like whatever the
07:13bare naked ladies or whatever right when he first stuck a little something in there yeah yeah
07:19now i'm thinking of him shoving sucked in his wiener listening to usher
07:38this is just a few years in
07:41i don't know if he's no he doesn't it's clean yeah oh yeah there's a little john
07:47i forgot yeah yeah i've been selling sex toys for two years now i believe that it's time to
07:54give this whole sounding thing a try
07:56well last time i did it it was bare naked ladies
08:01yeah this is a bit this is a bit a bit bigger
08:06oh man so many characters yeah