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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask, 'what are some of the creepiest things men and woman can do', and hear from listeners about their personal experiences with creeps.

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00:00what's something men do that comes across as creepy and we're gonna open it up though to
00:12women too meaning what's something women do i'm not sure there's much i don't think there is i'm
00:19not sure there's much i don't think there's anything but i'm just throwing it out there
00:21just in case i'm sure there are guys that may work with some creepy ladies we may have through
00:28the years oh you know there's some there's it's out there okay it's out there for sure definitely a
00:38lot more men than women but i'm opening it up to everyone uh some of the things that people said
00:44online uh guy sits next to you when you're the only two people in a place with many many seats
00:52who does that i mean i don't know i guess there's all kinds out there but creepy people do that
01:00right only if you went to a theater and there was a hundred empty seats i move i get up and go
01:08like the second someone comes and sits down even like probably one over i'm like okay that's dude
01:15you got i see you have the optimal seat in this theater do you mind if i sit next to you i do
01:20actually i mind it a lot oh well what if i oh james you no we got the couch oh oh perfect
01:26i deserved it yeah um let's go to jenny hi jenny hi so we're talking about something men do that
01:33comes across as creepy definitely uh mine is actually about a woman um who used to come into
01:41my work and like hit on my very openly gay and married co-worker uh so she would hit on an openly gay
01:49guy oh yeah no and and and she like told him the one day that like she could die happy if she could
01:57just die riding him oh my god that's an advanced term oh oh yeah no and he's like he's like happily
02:03married and like very open about it and she would just come hit on him all the time and she was not
02:10a young pretty thing oh no no i'd love it if i could die if i could die right on top of you wiener
02:18i'd love it
02:21oh god lord take me
02:26what do you do i don't know i don't know i don't know it's just when you're when you're
02:35around someone who's like a real creep like that there's almost nothing you can do listen to this
02:39this guy said definitely creepy when someone strokes my beard or hair unsolicited i've had
02:45this problem with women and men can you imagine another guy came up to you chuck and stroked your
02:52beard it happens all the time no come on what my friend would always complain my abrasive friend
02:58with the big long beard would always complain random people would just come up and start grabbing
03:03we'll just come up and grab your beard yeah definitely probably when i had my longest beard
03:07like guys would it guys girls yeah guys have been stroking you it'd usually be a dude with another
03:14beard what i mean i know i know it's happened and it is kind of like a weird thing you know it's
03:22always someone too that doesn't really know you which makes it even more weird but it's almost like
03:27they're trying to break the ice with you like trying to compliment your beard oh wow you got a
03:31immaculate beard let me wow how long you've been working on this yeah when we were in vegas one
03:37time a guy behind the bar was like started asking me all sorts of he's hitting on you i don't know
03:44you just had another he had a beard and he was like god it's i can't get it to do with what your
03:50beard does your two guys look grab other bearded guys's beards andy have you encountered it i have
03:55not no no no i don't think i'd take kindly i was gonna say how would you react if another man
04:00stroke your beard get away from me yeah what are you doing yeah that is that's now you can't touch
04:08anyone no without asking i had a radio man pillsbury dope yeah again so totally inappropriate we talk
04:17about it still years later loud um my old boss when i was in tree work used to come up behind me
04:26and squeeze my bicep and say hey you good like that was his hello hey how's it going you know oh wow
04:33you liked him yeah he went home and masturbated we all know that oh my god that's like me like i'm
04:42super into guys i am going to start my own tree trimming i am only hiring the hottest man i can
04:48find they're in great shape and i that's just solid hey god you're thick again an uninvited touch
04:58yeah i thought we were past uninvited touch we're not though no we're not for sure we're not we i think
05:05everyone was on edge for a while and i think it's slowly creeping back in uh jamie
05:11hello jamie penis penis hi hello what is the creepy thing that a guy or a woman can do in your
05:21opinion uh yesterday a guy in my uber asked me to go to florida with him come to florida i just met him
05:29come to and where are you currently florida uh i'm currently in toligo yeah yeah he wanted you to
05:37travel wanted you to travel from ohio to florida with him and that's the first time you met him
05:43yes that's not the first time it's happened but random strangers just because they're maybe
05:48flaunting that they have all this stuff going on let's go to florida let's go to key west let's go
05:54here it's very jamie you must be an attractive lady strangers don't invite people to travel with
06:00them unless they're into them well i don't know i sent you guys a picture once and you never
06:06responded so oh wow uh-oh i don't know i mean i don't to be honest we get a lot of emails we get
06:14a lot of emails it must have been dave just decided not to no i get a lot of emails oh is that it
06:20you missed it you missed it i don't want to be creepy i want to be like yeah what am i gonna say
06:26yeah send it again to dave do not all right all right see ya see ya dave asked what i said to go
06:35said it he has to go there huh he's a creep that's why it's creepy it's creepy when dave asks that kind
06:41of stuff well if i if you jump into an uber and the guy's like oh you must be real attractive
06:45please come to florida with me come on you don't do that to just anyone you must be the hottest woman
06:51in toledo it could be yeah yeah just creepy stuff yep it's creepy stuff i'll look for the email from
07:02the lovely yeah look for that oh yeah i do lisa make your reply this time dave for sure say nice
07:11things about this woman's breasts i sent my nude to dave
07:15he didn't respond to me yet
07:19you must be an absolutely gorgeous woman are you one of the hottest women in toledo and
07:29because this this doesn't just happen to anybody the foreign guys driving ubers don't just invite
07:37anybody on earth down to florida with them they don't claim to own a cell phone company and say
07:45i can treat you like the princess you are are you gorgeous are you absolutely stunning
07:50well i'll look forward to your email
07:54watch a bunch of people are gonna create email uh oh yeah no god yeah if you think you're gorgeous
08:04send your picture today all right all right stop it at dave and chuck the free coming
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