Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories of creepy encounters they have had with workers who've entered their home.
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00:00now we've heard stories a few times from workers that have to enter people's homes
00:09and all sorts of craziness happens yeah they get hit on there's nudity there's all sorts of stuff
00:15we haven't heard it from the homeowner's perspective of the creepy people that have
00:21entered their home hopefully that's the minority right yeah hopefully these people are entering
00:28more creepy homes than it is creepy people entering homes right we're off to tampa now with scott scott
00:34have you had a creepy worker in your place yeah we had a guy come to paint a an addition and um we
00:42are uh we're getting ready to go out and get uh takeout chinese and we're like hey man it's late
00:47you want us to grab you something he's like absolutely hey can i use your bathroom absolutely
00:53go ahead we hear the freaking shower turn on what pardon me and he just proceeded to take a shower
01:01come out like like nothing happened so like you can't shower in my place yeah no you can't shower
01:08here you said you could use the bathroom dave please i guess we got to be specific at least
01:12it would call the police wow in her shower there's a man showering here did he come out he came out
01:20dressed though right like he didn't just come out in a towel or anything no no like like he was ready
01:26to go to dinner and i was like man we're just going to get takeout oh my god he thought you were
01:32inviting him to dinner with you so he freshened up wow that's even weirder yeah i'll go to dinner with
01:41y'all let me do uh gotta do my makeup and uh i'm gonna have to doll up a bit i'm gonna hop in the
01:49shower give my hair slick back uh i'll put on a uh like nice gold chain it'll be good
01:54you got a button up i can borrow hey i found some of your clothes i just threw them on i'm wearing
02:05your underwear i originally had none on yeah that was my work days give me
02:12threw those out i did a load of laundry you want us to grab me some chinese yeah i'll go shower
02:21up we'll go do that we'll have break some bread
02:24washed all my clothes in your laundry machine can you switch those to the dryer while i take a quick
02:33shower he just moves in yeah i'm going to dinner with y'all sure why not i did went ahead and put
02:40a sheets on that uh spare bed of yours so that i don't uh dirty them up when i sleep here
02:47fire up at netflix i'll make some popcorn
02:50i went ahead and set up a new password that we all know we did it all it's fine i've been downloading
03:00all kinds of things yeah so our painter just moved in with us it's super weird you guys
03:07he just came to paint we can't get him to leave then they like ask him so like when are you gonna
03:12finish painting goes oh i don't i don't paint for friends anymore you know we're friends we're
03:16friends that is business i don't mix i'll mix it too i know a guy i do know a guy i'm so glad y'all
03:25wanted to take me out to dinner so nasty you guys we're friends you sure i'm not a third wheel
03:30uh someone said had the pool guy go out behind my shed and drop a deuce but i caught him you
03:40caught him oh my senior dave what the hell senior dave i had to poop i didn't want to soil your
03:48beautiful outdoor bathroom you can't poop on my lawn senior dave i was going to pick it up
03:55come on dude what's the problem here what is the big deal your pool is a spotless you're pooping
04:01on my lawn everybody calm down everybody poops james makes a good point can't even imagine
04:07getting caught mid poop by a homeowner i'm like mid pinching off a loaf and dave comes around the
04:12corner this is not what it looks like you have to stay down you have to stay down can you just give
04:21me a minute to compose myself you gotta stay down you can't pop up like just the thought
04:29squatting right in mid deuce and dave turns the corner i'm using the uh like the pillow oh not the
04:38pillow the pool like sweeper thing to get the bugs off the top for balance you know like a trapeze
04:42artist yeah uh someone said i worked with a guy painting houses in the florida keys there's a
04:47community called ocean reef ton of rich people live there anyway so we're painting kathy lee gifford's
04:52house we're working in her bathroom this dude goes into her huge shower and finds a pubic hair by the
04:59drain he grabs it bare hand it holds it up and yelled dude it's kathy lee's pubic hair oh my god
05:07then he pulls off the plastic around his cigarette pack and puts it inside there and keeps it like it's
05:15a keepsake effing weird oh my kathy lee's pubes this here is the pubic hair of one kathy lee gifford
05:25i'll be honest i mean i bought some on ebay i did i bought some on ebay come one come all see the
05:32mystical red pubic hair straight from the delta of kathy lee gifford herself do the carpets match the drapes
05:42find out find out find out the five dollars come on look into the box
05:49for five dollars you can peer into this box have you stared at greatness you haven't till you've seen
06:00the pubic hair of kathy lee gifford straight from her immaculate palatial shower
06:07right from the drain not the treasure that you want to know no no no cigarette cell how long you
06:17think kathy lee's pubes are apparently pretty long and strong they don't just go down the drain
06:24they're long drain couldn't get it i see your problem here kathy lee this drain is uh done clogged up
06:33with all your pubes you have dance pubes there we go whole string full of that there's a lot of your
06:43pubic hair kathy lee you don't mind if i keep it through these start a traveling show go around
06:54kind of like a gypsy and just for five dollars i let people stare into a box just full of your pubes
06:59what do you think kathy this year at the texas state fair the gravitron the zipper and kathy lee's
07:06pubes yeah mysterious wise are they curly are they straight you for yourself they're over yonder