Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the weird sexual fantasies that they want to try.
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00:00Listen, fantasies are awesome.
00:06A lot of people have them.
00:08Some, however, we keep strictly to ourselves out of fear that our inner freak will somehow be let loose on the wrong person,
00:14and then you'll get a judging eye.
00:16They're asking people online, these are anonymous souls, of course, to share their weirdest fantasies.
00:22And we're going to go through some of the submissions now.
00:25If you're brave enough to call in, you can be anonymous if you like.
00:27If it's really crazy, you can ask for voice-changing technology.
00:31But your weirdest sexual fantasy, now emphasis on weirdest.
00:34We've heard a lot of stuff on this show, so not much is weird to us.
00:37But what's your weirdest sexual fantasy in a radio-friendly way?
00:42One of our listeners stumbled across this.
00:44She said, I was FaceTiming with my boyfriend the other night when I had to pee.
00:49He said, can I watch?
00:52Oh, boy.
00:53And to my surprise, we were both into it.
00:57And since then, I've sent him a few videos, and he loves it.
01:03We're now talking about taking this into the bedroom.
01:06Oh, man.
01:08Buy some rubber sheets.
01:10Yep.
01:11My question for you guys and the guys who are into this, what's the appeal?
01:16Is it because it mimics the act of squirting?
01:19Well, it doesn't mimic it, because that's what that is, too.
01:22Well, that's what we've heard.
01:23It's very urine-based.
01:24There's a degradation, right?
01:26It's got to be that.
01:26That's what I always thought it was.
01:27It's got to be that.
01:27It's got to be that.
01:28If they want peed upon...
01:30I mean, if you're just watching a woman do it, there's no degradation involved there.
01:33No, I guess not.
01:34I don't know what that is.
01:35But they want to bring it into the bedroom.
01:37But if you want her to do it upon you, then that's a different...
01:41Or if she wants you to do it upon her.
01:43As we say all the time, once you open that yellow box, that hot yellow box, be careful.
01:50Who knows where it's going to go.
01:51Who knows what he'll want you to do on him next.
01:53At the same time, when you open that thing, boy, you better hope you're with someone that
01:58you're with for the rest of your life, right?
02:01Because now no other relationship that doesn't have the mellow yellow is not going to be good
02:12enough.
02:13It's hard to find again.
02:14Yeah.
02:14It's not going to be good enough.
02:15You need to get a bedroom room and they stand all the time.
02:16Yeah.
02:18This woman said, wow, getting banged by an entire sports team is my weirdest sexual fantasy.
02:25Complete with jockstraps and dirty language.
02:28Basically, me tied down to a locker room bench and being used by 30 men.
02:33That's my weirdest sexual fantasy.
02:35That's a rough one to hear if you're with her.
02:37Yeah, I hope her guy doesn't know that.
02:39You don't tell that to a guy, right?
02:43Like, if you're a girl, you can't tell that to you.
02:45Like, that's something you got to just.
02:47If it's not the right guy, that's at least 10 to 15 years worth of therapy.
02:51I don't even know who the right guy for that is.
02:54That's like knows a sports team.
02:56The guy that's, yeah.
02:59Maybe he's on a sports team.
03:00Well, I'm sure.
03:01But the thing is, there are tons of, not tons, but there are girls having trains run on
03:06them all the time and, you know, they're shooting videos and, you know.
03:12This guy, and this is weird that he's found too.
03:16I've had two past girlfriends that wanted to put a tampon in me.
03:22I assume in his b-hole.
03:25No, Dave.
03:26In his b-hole.
03:27No, I'm just kidding.
03:28Of course.
03:28Probably the place.
03:29Yeah.
03:30No idea what their fascination is with that.
03:32He's had two.
03:34That can't just be a coincidence.
03:38I think he might be.
03:39Oh, it's a female.
03:39I think it's a female.
03:40I just assumed male.
03:41That makes more sense.
03:43I mean, it's still odd to me that she, if it's a she, has found two people that wanted
03:47to do that to her.
03:49I thought it was a dude at first, too.
03:51I was like, oh.
03:51We always just assume.
03:52I was like, well, you got assassins after you, bro.
03:56You've done something to a mafia person or something.
03:59Like, somebody's trying to poison you via the butt.
04:04Yeah, don't let them do that.
04:06Assassins.
04:07It makes more sense now.
04:08But I'm crazy.
04:10Here's a weird one.
04:12We asked for weird, and again, that's what we're in for here.
04:15I want a guy to stand in the corner like he's being punished and fart in the room while
04:22I'm having intercourse.
04:25Yeah, that's a real weird one.
04:26How'd you even cook that up?
04:27I don't understand.
04:28So someone's over there, right?
04:29I'm banging the lady over here.
04:31There's a man over there, like he's being punished, just farting in the corner.
04:37Wow.
04:38I don't know what kind of wires got twisted up there.
04:41Many, many.
04:42Not just one.
04:42Like a fart wire?
04:44And then a punishment wire?
04:46And a punishment wire?
04:47Like a cuck?
04:48There's like a cucky vine.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Yep.
04:51And then a voyeuristic or like.
04:54Yeah.
04:55And some degradation in there, too.
04:57It's really a, it's a casserole of perversion.
05:02It is.
05:03It is.
05:05That's a good album name.
05:07Casserole of perversion.
05:11I'm just the.
05:12This guy sent us an email, and this isn't too crazy, but he said, always had this fantasy,
05:16this person says, of making a glory hole wall by cutting holes in the bathroom shower curtain
05:21for a party.
05:22Yep.
05:23So when you're having parties with your crew of friends, the wives or girlfriends can get
05:27in the tub and then service whatever guy comes in, not knowing who's on the other side.
05:32Man.
05:32Anonymous beager is between the couples, but no one knows or admits to who they fool around
05:38with.
05:38I bet he's behind the curtain.
05:41He's the wizard.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Don't look behind the curtain.
05:46Pull the curtain back.
05:47Don't look behind the curtain.
05:50Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
05:53It's just funny to think about him at a party just like.
05:57Yeah.
06:00I have plans for a party.
06:03I've got to hole in.
06:07Stick your penis here.
06:10Like, come on.
06:12That's weird.
06:13Is extreme.
06:13Is extreme.