On today's Peep Show Dave & Chuck ask listeners to share their most shocking sexual insult.
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00:00what's the most shocking sexual insult someone has said to you the most shocking sexual insult
00:13someone has said to you i mean things that are i guess warranted
00:16when they finish someone said next time would you mind showering first that's not that bad
00:23though i take that i mean all right of all the things people all the sexual insults that could
00:28be hurled at you yeah someone's saying you stink a bit you know i mean it's no good and you shouldn't
00:33stink i guess it all depends what stink that could be a polite way to say you've got a stinky badge
00:38or butt or butt you got musty balls man yeah wow your boobs look so much bigger when you had your
00:42bra on that's a horrible thing to say a guy who never wants to have sex again yeah i love that
00:47you don't care that you're fat i do
00:50but i do care i hate it i'm glad you love that about me yeah thank you it's way easier than being
01:04skinny wow yeah uh this woman said after she gave her first bj her boyfriend said let's hope you get
01:11better oh that's another guy who doesn't want anything ever that's a cocky bastard yeah after
01:17sex was done she said well i guess we know we should just be friends ouch that out of all the
01:24physical things you could say that burns the most yeah you are so bad at it you friend you've sex
01:31friend zoned yourself ah yes what do you say yeah i expected that i could feel us getting more friendly
01:43as time went on i felt the friendship friendship was blossoming that's a brutal sex insult at the
01:52same time i think like as a guy if it's if you get if you're having sex that's gonna friend zone you
01:58don't you feel like you know uh anonymous your voice changing technology someone told me that i had
02:04an arby's roast beef vagina that's a jerk why would someone say that that's tough that's do this like
02:13after he did it with you or like before oh like after i was gonna do something to make him mad and
02:20he just came out with that i don't know i think he was joking but it was kind of offensive yeah like
02:25no girl finds that a joke has it made you self-conscious about your hoo-ha no because a lot
02:33more guys like it so all of them are different right sure way to get past it you just whore it up
02:38you get a lot more dogs in you once again a guy who has no plans on doing anything with you ever again
02:45right he cares not at all about your feelings this guy said i told the girl her front bits
02:49we're tighter than her back bit that's not great no it's not that's a weird setup you should never
02:55comment on anyone's looseness yeah only tightness only tightness only tightness you can never bring
03:01up anything looseness loose is never good yeah your looseness would only be my fault uh this guy said i
03:07don't really mind but my wife says my junk smells like waffles that's not bad i mean waffles of all
03:14the things it can smell like it's a fine it's not offensive it's not nope it could be much worse
03:19uh kenny's in naples hi kenny good morning my wife and i were in the process of getting a divorce
03:25and she told me that i would never be able to get laid again because i wasn't any good at it
03:29and i told her that what does she know she's one that's got a hammered lasagna for a vagina oh my
03:34goodness well those are fighting words that's divorce yeah that is sexual divorce time
03:39there's a reason why you're doing you got divorce yeah sexual divorce talk yeah
03:45i just ruined lasagna hammered just hammered to bits yeah but that's the thing about divorce talk
03:53is you can't believe either side of it right it's just emotions yeah running hot just hate picked up
03:57a girl at a nightclub left to get it on about halfway through she said oh this is awkward
04:05but it's like banging my brother oh we ended it there and never contacted each other again
04:11i don't know what i'd do if somebody said that something like that i'd just be like i'll stop
04:15i gotta go i'm almost done shh i'm almost done yeah yeah
04:20oh no
04:24i was called sloth like in the goonies because when i'm topless my right nipple falls lower than my left
04:33like sloth's eye well no it's uh it's hard to keep things hot when you're thinking about sloth
04:39from the goonies movie you should not think your lady looks like sloth you can't say sloth you can't
04:46even say sloth it's not in a bedroom someone told this girl her boobs were so small if they had kids
04:50they'd starve it just speaks to me like how just how rude everyone is yeah there are it's it's amazing
04:57to think that people have the balls to say stuff like that to other human beings like it's weird
05:03to be i know like that i'm more here this woman said she's a redhead when she first pulled down her
05:08pants with a guy he let out an audible and when fire in the hole oh geez that's kind of funny
05:17it's not as insulting not really i don't think it's funny but it's a terrible thing to say
05:27it's better than putting like a marshmallow on a stick and roasting it i don't know
05:32fire in the hole yeah fire in the hole i got my hose to put on the fire come here
05:35it's mean but creative i think so there's worse things you could say he was just shocked by the
05:43red hair right that's it i think that's you know what to do fire in the hole