Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about an incident that took place in a California Hobby Lobby and received a call from a listener who was very passionate about shopping there. This leads to them imagining how crazy it would be if Lisa went all-in on doing arts and crafts.
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00:00It sucks to be old
00:07Absolute chaos
00:11At a Hobby Lobby
00:15What could happen there?
00:18Cotton balls on sale
00:19Cotton balls
00:20What was it?
00:27Cotton balls on sale
00:28That got Lisa
00:29This is who goes out of their way for cotton balls
00:32Old people at Hobby Lobby
00:34Do you know how much you can do with cotton balls?
00:36Build a cloud
00:38Snow scenes
00:39It's winter
00:41You got a winter village you're about to set up
00:45Ask my mom about it
00:47Time to set up the winter village
00:51It's that time of year
00:52Yeah, exactly, Lise
00:54It's chaos
00:55Because normally
00:58You would expect
00:59You know, a Hobby Lobby to sound
01:01Kind of like this
01:03You know, peaceful
01:06This is too much
01:07This is honestly
01:07That's even too much for a Hobby Lobby?
01:09I've never been in a Hobby Lobby
01:10What's it all about?
01:11I have never
01:11I feel like it's silence
01:13Have you been in one?
01:15You probably may
01:16Yeah, no
01:17I've been in one
01:18Yeah, no
01:18Like I've been in one
01:19Because
01:20You go there
01:23Expecting
01:23They're gonna be
01:24Actual hobby things
01:26Like
01:26Cool hobbies
01:27It's not though
01:29It's like scrapbooking
01:30It's old lady hobbies
01:32Yeah, that's what I always thought
01:33It's cotton balls
01:33But I mean, I think they probably do have a section
01:36Where maybe they have some models
01:38Model things
01:39They have to
01:40It's a peaceful, calm place to shop
01:42Yeah, this is too
01:43This is too upbeat
01:44That would get people really upset
01:44This one in Anatoch, California
01:47Ended up sounding like this
01:50Is there a streaker running through there?
01:51I don't know what could do this
01:56Sixty-nine old broads
01:58They're after the same thing
02:00Had to receive treatment
02:02After all hell broke loose at a Hobby Lobby in Anatoch, California
02:08An old guy got pissed
02:12Yeah
02:12And released bear spray
02:15Okay
02:16Into the air
02:17You don't expect that
02:18You don't expect that
02:20Like, no
02:21Is he mad about
02:23What was he mad about?
02:24Going with his wife
02:25You show up there
02:26You're like, I have hobbies too
02:28I have a lot of hobbies
02:30And why aren't any of my hobbies here?
02:32Or his old lady spends all their money there
02:34Well, that too
02:36I'll say this
02:37None of it's cheap
02:39No, it's not at the Hobby Lobby?
02:41None of it is cheap
02:43Stella has a lot of, like, side projects
02:46She's doing all the time
02:48It's 30 bucks here
02:5125 bucks for this
02:54I'm like
02:55Nellie is with us
02:56Hi, Nellie
02:58Hi
02:58You had a comment about Hobby Lobby
03:01Yeah, you know what?
03:02I just wanted to tell Lisa
03:03Lisa, well, I love all you guys
03:05But Lisa, I just adore you
03:07And let me tell you something
03:08You need to go to that store and check it out
03:12You will never be the same
03:14Really?
03:14I've been a fan since
03:15Yes, I've been a fan of Hobby Lobby
03:17Since I was in my early 30s
03:19And let me tell you something, girl
03:20It is the best store ever
03:23They have the best Christmas display
03:25I have ever seen this year
03:26Nice
03:27Yes, and I just turned 52
03:29October 25th last week
03:31So let me tell you
03:33Yeah
03:34Yeah, happy birthday
03:36Yeah
03:36Thank you
03:37And they have everything
03:39For my wedding
03:40I took everything back to Joanne's Fabrics
03:42And I went to Hobby Lobby
03:44See
03:44To buy it
03:45Because it was half off
03:47Exactly
03:47Half off
03:48Exactly
03:49Yeah
03:49Wow
03:50I told you
03:51I told you
03:52Every department
03:53Everything
03:53What do they got
03:54Half off
03:55What do they got for me in there, though?
03:57What do they got for me in there?
04:00What do you like?
04:01I like
04:01I like Lionel trains
04:03Got any of those?
04:05They got some projects for that
04:07They got them where you can basically make your own
04:09If you really wanted to
04:10Yeah
04:10I thought they might have little miniature trees
04:13Mm-hmm
04:15Uh-huh
04:15Yeah
04:15And some
04:16I could get some cotton balls
04:17Miniature trees
04:19Cotton balls
04:19And then I could build a winter wonderland
04:23And have my train go through it
04:25Possible?
04:27Could he do that there?
04:27Let me tell you something
04:30Anything you can possibly think of
04:32They have there for Hobby Lobby
04:34I love that story
04:35I will go broke in that store
04:37I tell my husband
04:38I have to stay away from there, okay?
04:41So it could
04:42Nellie!
04:43Now, listen, I'm picking up on something here
04:44Maybe this was a disgruntled man
04:47Whose wife was in there spending all of their hard money
04:51Right?
04:52Like Nellie over here
04:53Yeah
04:53I've gone broke before
04:55And I didn't want to tell my husband
04:57So I just hide everything in the garage
04:58Yes
04:59When I get home
04:59Yep
05:00And I don't take it in the house
05:02Hold on, it does say here
05:03You're calling from Hobby Lobby head office
05:05Oh, no
05:06No
05:06No
05:07You're in their PR department
05:09Nope
05:09Nellie
05:10Nope
05:10No
05:12Nellie, I love you
05:13Because it sounds like you're the type of woman
05:15That shouldn't be listening to Dave and Chuck the Freak
05:17You should be listening to Chip and the Breakfast Buns
05:19Right, right
05:20But I love that you listen to us
05:22Yeah, that's nice
05:23I'm totally dedicated to you guys
05:24I've been a fan of you guys for like the last 10 years
05:27And I can't take my ear
05:28Me and my boss
05:29His office is right next door to mine
05:31And every day he comes in
05:33I get in before him
05:34He goes
05:35You're listening to Dave and Chuck, aren't you?
05:37I'm like, yeah
05:38Who else?
05:40I like to think of you listening to us and working on crafts
05:44Yep
05:45That's what I like to think
05:46That's what we're going to picture
05:47I've done it before
05:49He's crocheting a giant penis right now
05:52That'd be fascinating
05:55Hobby Lobby lover Nellie
05:57Thank you for calling in
05:58Thank you
05:59Alright guys, have a good day
06:01I love you guys
06:01Bye bye
06:02See ya
06:02Amazing
06:04I guess I have to go now
06:05Lisa, there's a lot of pressure on you
06:07I'll be honest though
06:09I wouldn't be ready for Lisa to go in there and it change her
06:12I'm different
06:13Oh man, you're like
06:14We walk by your office
06:15It's all crafts
06:16It's got a bunch of cotton balls
06:18Christmas Eve
06:20It's all Christmas
06:21It's got a little village that lights up like my mom
06:24Like, Lisa, what the hell?
06:27Who is this?
06:27I told you not to go
06:29I told you not to go there
06:31She's like, Chuck, can you have any extra cotton balls?
06:34She's building a bridge
06:35She's building a bridge out of popsicle sticks
06:38She's not doing drug deals
06:39She's trying to get extra cotton balls out of you
06:40Yeah
06:41Hey, can you get your daughter to hook me up with more of those cotton balls?
06:44Of course I can
06:44I'm low on snow
06:45I'm low on snow
06:46I bet
06:46Everybody's low on snow this time of year
06:49Don't you worry
06:50I've been stocking up
06:52I put a Christmas scene in my office
06:55Oh, yeah
06:56No, I know, I know
06:57Show's over
06:58You'll be in a purple jumpsuit building Christmas scenes
07:01Where'd you get that velour jumpsuit?
07:04It's gorgeous
07:05Lisa's doing crafts
07:05Yeah
07:06Not she's doing crafts
07:08She's doing crafts
07:10Yeah
07:10Hey, have you heard?
07:11Lisa's doing crafts
07:11How do we bring it up?
07:13How do we bring it up to Lisa that she's doing crafts?
07:15It's bad
07:15Lisa's doing crafts, right?
07:17She's doing crafts during the show
07:19Dude, I'll be honest
07:20I don't even think she knows she's doing it
07:21She's getting glitter everywhere
07:22Yeah
07:23I can't get it out of
07:24Yeah
07:25See, there's scratches on her desk
07:27But it's from, like, separating glitter
07:30She's a craft addict, guys
07:33Yeah
07:33This is nuts
07:35Lisa's on the craft
07:36We gotta have an intervention
07:37I buy a minivan and decorate it with Christmas stuff
07:41Oh, whoa
07:42It's got reindeer
07:43It's got the reindeer nose on it
07:45And it's got the things
07:47Hey, guys
07:49Oh, Lisa
07:50Hey, Lisa
07:51We're trying to pretend everything's normal
07:53You're fine, Lisa
07:56Hey, Lisa
07:56Is everything going okay?
07:58Because your car is making a weird noise when you pull into the parking lot
08:02Yeah, it used to be the loudest car in the whole parking lot
08:05And now I just hear jingle bells
08:07She's different
08:08She's got sleigh bells on it now
08:10Even crazier
08:10She was driving the speed limit
08:12Oh, my God
08:14She told me to call her Lobby Lisa
08:16Oh, no
08:19Oh, my God
08:20Amazing
08:20Oh, no
08:21Yeah, we know things had gone wrong
08:23If that happened, right?
08:25Yes
08:25Things have gotten really wrong
08:27Someone said, Lisa, stay away
08:29Stay away?
08:30I spent over $1,000 on one trip
08:33Come on
08:33How can you spend that?
08:33I had to go back
08:34Because I bought so much stuff
08:36I had to go back and pick it up
08:37No, listen
08:38What do you get?
08:38I'm telling you
08:39So, like, when it was Halloween time
08:41They had, like, the coolest Halloween villages
08:45Right?
08:46Yeah
08:46But the thing is
08:48One of the little tiny buildings
08:50Costs, like, 87 bucks
08:51Oh
08:52Some of them are $150
08:53Wow, that's nice
08:54And it's like, okay
08:55Like, people are doing this
08:57Like, they're spending that kind of money
08:59Chuck, did you see
09:01We got to do something
09:02At least said knit us all
09:04Our own stockings
09:05Look at this
09:06Look at these gloves
09:07I don't know who is she
09:08I
09:08She made Chuck stockings
09:10So much smaller than these
09:11Well, we got to get her off the crafts
09:14She's got a hot glue gun
09:16Oh, my God
09:17You think she only has one?
09:19We've lost her, you guys
09:21She's got two
09:22That's not a hot glue gun
09:23That's a hot glue assault rifle
09:26Yeah, exactly
09:27Oh, my God
09:29Oh, yeah
09:29If Lisa ever goes crafting
09:31Oh, boy
09:32It's a sign of trouble here
09:33Yeah
09:34But we appreciate Nelly's enthusiasm
09:36Yes, we do
09:36For Hobby Lobby
09:37Everybody's got their own things, you know