Dave & Chuck the Freak were on a commercial break when Lisa decided to get coffee and she said something to Dave that he thinks was really Italian.
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01:00Hi, good morning. It is Dave and Chuck the Freak here at 843 on the 14th of September. Thanks for being with us.
01:06101 WRIF.
01:08Hey, Lisa.
01:08Hey.
01:08How are you?
01:10I'm good.
01:10Listen, this did something really Italian, I gotta say. It was really Italian, okay?
01:15So, she'll step out of the room occasionally and we all go, where's Lisa? Lisa's not here!
01:19And she doesn't like that we draw attention to it on the air, so she's like, I'm just going to get my coffee.
01:23Don't need to talk about it.
01:25Yeah.
01:25Just do your, get out of here, do your normal stuff.
01:28Do your normal little Dave stuff.
01:30Yeah.
01:30You don't need to talk about the fact that I'm getting a coffee.
01:33Big whoop.
01:34All right?
01:34Big whoop.
01:34Don't make a scene as well.
01:35Don't make a scene.
01:36Don't make a scene of mine.
01:38We just made a huge scene.
01:39Just getting a coffee.
01:40Don't get your panties in a bunch.
01:42Yeah.
01:43I'm just right here.
01:44I'll be right back.
01:45All right?
01:46On the side of this door here, you can see me through the window if you really, you know, cock your head to the side.
01:52You're real concerned, just have a glance.
01:54I'm getting some coffee.
01:55It was so Italian, just the way she presented it.
01:57Hey, hey.
01:59Just go on in and do your little Dave stuff.
02:02Don't make a, don't make a freaking deal about it.
02:04Do your radio show.
02:06You would do you.
02:08I do me.
02:08You do you.
02:09He's getting a coffee.
02:10Don't worry.
02:11I'll slide right back in here.
02:13You won't even notice.
02:15Sleep right in behind you.
02:17Slip it.
02:18Slip it into my chair.
02:19Don't make a deal.
02:20Don't say it.
02:22I couldn't get through this break without that coffee, so I needed to do whatever I had to do to get it.
02:27Dave, listen.
02:28First, shut up, Dave, and listen.
02:30All right?
02:31I'm going to go in there.
02:32I totally interrupted your conversation.
02:33You're going to do your Dave thing.
02:34I'm going to get coffee.
02:36Everybody's going to be fine.
02:40Yeah, she laid down the lock.
02:42It didn't work.
02:43No big hullabaloo.
02:45Nothing needs to be said.
02:46I'm just going to get a hot beverage.
02:49I don't need all your yolks, your jokey times, trying to get some coffee, trying to live like everybody else.
02:55Like I'm not back in the room because I'm irresponsible or something.
02:58The big wigs or something.
03:00I don't want them to eat it.
03:01I'm getting coffee.
03:02Hey, I'm waiting on a machine over here.
03:05I'm waiting on a goddamn machine.
03:07I was.
03:07I had to fill it with water.
03:09Hey, man.
03:10That'll set you back.
03:11It'll set me back.
03:12Well, I have an emergency parking spot.
03:13You never have to worry about me.
03:14Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:15No, I know.
03:16I'm like, oh, I don't understand.
03:17I knew you guys would make a scene, though.
03:19I knew they were like, oh, they're going to make a scene.
03:21I'm not going to embarrass myself.
03:22I probably wouldn't have if you hadn't have got all Italian on me.
03:24Hey, Dave, hey, hey.
03:25Don't even mention it.
03:27No, but it all depends, because if she took a minute longer, like if that machine took
03:33a minute longer, it would have been a big deal.
03:36Yeah, it would have.
03:36Because you would have been doing your Dave stuff, and then all of a sudden you'd be like,
03:41and the other stuff we're going to do.
03:44Hey, Lease, thanks for joining us.
03:47I did that once.
03:48I got out of the room.
03:50It's like a freaking.
03:51I know.
03:52We're allowed to do it to you.
03:53Well, you were sitting in your office.
03:56Yeah, you were in your office.
03:57That was pretty funny.
03:58We had to talk about that.
03:59Yeah, you did.
04:00And plus, we can't pretend you're not here, because you've kind of set everything up.
04:04Yeah, because it's like, hey, hi, everybody.
04:05It's me, Chuck.
04:05Hey, it's...
04:06Welcome back to the Rift.
04:08It's pretty obvious when you're gone.
04:10Let me see what we're doing today.
04:13Turns out there's...
04:15I don't know.
04:15I don't know.
04:16All right.
04:16From now on, if you're not here, I'll not mention it.
04:19Okay.
04:19I'll be in.
04:20I'm just going to slip in.
04:21Unless I'm missing for a while.
04:22Please come look for me.
04:23You know what?
04:24Seriously, this is an idea.
04:25Get out in the hallway.
04:26We can't talk about it.
04:27No, we can't.
04:28We can't just keep going.
04:29Okay, but here's an idea.
04:30Here's an idea.
04:30Send someone to look for me, but maybe let's not make a big deal about it.
04:36Everything's got to be discreet.
04:37Yeah.
04:39All this attention...
04:40Don't need it.
04:42If you find me...
04:44Listen.
04:44Also, if you find me passed out in the bathroom, I'd appreciate you didn't talk about that
04:50much either.
04:51That would get talked about, probably.
04:54You were like this close to being like, somebody needs to keep their mouth shut.
05:00I did get that total Italian vibe, though, for that where I was like, ooh.
05:04We all were like...
05:06Shut it, baby.
05:09Shut it.
05:09Yeah.
05:10Shut it.
05:10Shut it.
05:10Shut it.
05:10Shut it.
05:10Shut it.