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00:00Captions by Red Bee Media
00:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:00Willie, thanks for coming.
01:06How is he?
01:07Shh!
01:12How is he?
01:13Not good, I'm afraid.
01:15He was asking for you.
01:26Chief!
01:28This is it, Willie.
01:30I'm off to the big tribunal in the sky.
01:33Nonsense, Chief.
01:34You'll be up and about in order.
01:35That is what makes you such a great politician.
01:38Optimism?
01:39No.
01:40You're a lying bastard.
01:42I had the best teacher.
01:44There is one lesson left.
01:46I'm listening.
01:48Leave us.
01:52Now, you know all that I have achieved in life.
01:57Of course.
01:58Chief McGillie-Huddy.
02:00Soldier, patriot, rebel, politician, senator, one-time presidential nominee.
02:07Belly Bunyan Gay Bachelor, 1973.
02:12Forgot about that one.
02:13Well, I couldn't have achieved all that on my own.
02:17You've heard of the three degrees.
02:19Yeah, but I thought you were more of a cunt in Western.
02:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:25The three degrees.
02:26The outer circle, the circle, and the inner circle.
02:29The circles within circles.
02:32I've heard of them.
02:34The ancient worshipful order of the stout.
02:39Yeah, but I thought that wasn't actually real.
02:42Like, it's just a rumor, myth.
02:44Oh, is it?
02:45Turn that lamp onto the wall.
02:49Now, watch.
03:00You're...
03:01Yes.
03:02But not just any old stout.
03:05A stout of the third degree.
03:07The inner circle.
03:08Wow.
03:12It should all make sense.
03:13Because you're a useless politician.
03:15Useless.
03:16Influence, Willie.
03:18Influence.
03:19Who else was in it?
03:20Everybody.
03:21There's anybody.
03:22Ministers, judges, bishops, Val Dunican.
03:26Count me in.
03:28Only the best, Willie.
03:30La creme de la creme.
03:32I could be creme.
03:33The secret handshake.
03:41No.
03:42Arthritis.
03:47How do I become one?
03:49You don't become one.
03:51You will be called.
03:54By who?
03:55By a man called...
03:59Man called...
04:01Go...
04:03Go...
04:08Wake up!
04:09Wake up!
04:11Wake up, will you?
04:12Wake up and tell me.
04:13What's his name?
04:14What's his name?
04:15What's his name?
04:15Wake up!
04:16Wake up, you bastard!
04:18Wake up, Valad!
04:18Willie!
04:19Willie, what the hell do you think you're doing?
04:21Get off!
04:21Get off!
04:22Sorry.
04:22Sorry.
04:23Christopher.
04:25Christopher!
04:31Does anyone know a fella called...
04:32Oh!
04:35No.
04:38A bypass?
04:44A feckin' bypass.
04:46First a smoking ban, now a feckin' bypass.
04:49That'll be the end of this place unless we do something about it.
04:52Will Ring Road Root really ruin us?
04:55Now, that is good.
04:56Might as well say, Jack's he ruined, read all about it.
05:03I'm sure that explains it.
05:05Explains what?
05:06Why, Toddy Goggins was on the digger at dawn this morning.
05:08I couldn't get a wink of sleep with him.
05:11I was just saying, I couldn't get to sleep with Toddy Goggins.
05:14Oh.
05:15What?
05:16I couldn't sleep with Toddy Goggins.
05:18Did you want to?
05:21Obviously.
05:22What do you make of all this, Jimmy?
05:23Well, I'm a bit surprised.
05:26I mean, you drink with someone for 20 years, you think you know him.
05:30Jacksy says we shouldn't take it lying down.
05:32That's your business, then.
05:34But I'm right behind you.
05:35Maybe not behind you.
05:37What are you on the boat?
05:39You and Toddy Goggins!
05:41We're talking about the feckin' bypass.
05:44Oh, yeah?
05:46It'll have to be stopped.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Where's Willie Power when we need him?
05:51Yeah.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah.
05:58Ah, hello, Mr. O'Brien Stimmington.
06:01Pleased to meet you, Mr. Mercy of Bevington.
06:04We must do tea.
06:07You addressing me?
06:09Are you addressing me?
06:11You must be addressing me, Mr. Pinkington,
06:14because I'm a stout.
06:17Admittedly, a stout should have fasted me,
06:19but a stout nonetheless.
06:22Bong-chiggy-bong-bong.
06:25Wah!
06:30Boom-chicka-chicka-boom-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka.
06:32Now, as you know, I feel very strongly about this bypass thing,
06:36and I think it's time that we took a stand.
06:40Has anybody seen Willie?
06:41I am very much against the bypassing.
06:44I have seen this sort of thing in Germany.
06:46The big autobahn circumcises the little village.
06:50Circumnavigates, Dieter.
06:51Circumnavigates.
06:52An autobahn circumnavigates a little village.
06:55And then what happens?
06:56Puff!
06:58The little cheese shops.
06:59Puff!
07:00The strudel shops and the little bakeries are gone.
07:04Puff!
07:05For many years, my uncle sold lederhosen in Wickenhausen,
07:09and he went out with a puff!
07:13Okay, thanks very much, Dieter.
07:16Now, a man who can tell us how to stop the bypass
07:18is Willie Powell, who should have been here.
07:20Oh, great, Willie. Come in.
07:22We're just talking about strategy.
07:24Now, Willie, in your opinion,
07:25what is the best approach to take to the bypass?
07:28I don't know.
07:29Take one of the slip roads, I suppose.
07:34No, no, seriously.
07:36Something needs to be done.
07:38Look, I'm sick to me teeth of people
07:40always looking for help off of me.
07:42If it's not medical cards or houses,
07:44it's roofs for the hall or grants for the GA pitch.
07:46Well, I'm fed up for it.
07:48You'd swear I had nothing better to be doing.
07:49Willie!
07:50Look, Father,
07:51if you think I'm going to help you
07:53with your little bypass,
07:54well, you have another thing coming.
07:56I'm destined for greater things.
07:59What's going on, Willie?
08:00Moving on, Father.
08:01Onwards and upwards,
08:02and out of this kip.
08:04Mr. Power,
08:06are you in some kind of trouble?
08:09It's the tribunal again, isn't it?
08:12No, Larry,
08:13and you can wipe that smirk off your face.
08:15It's not the tribunal.
08:17And I'm many times about to tell you,
08:18that wall was built for the benefit
08:19of the whole community.
08:23What's this all about, Willie?
08:24The people have a right to know!
08:28No, Larry,
08:29the people don't have a right to know
08:31because it's a secret.
08:33But I will say this much.
08:36There are circles
08:37within circles
08:38within circles.
08:41Circles within circles?
08:43Within circles.
08:44Yes.
08:56Hello?
08:57Power?
08:59Yes, this is Willie Power.
09:01It's about the ancient
09:02worshipful order
09:03of the Stout.
09:05Ah, right!
09:07You must be Mr...
09:08Ah!
09:09The name's Blenna Hassett.
09:12Meet me in the park,
09:12three o'clock
09:13and bring a newspaper.
09:15Wait, so you'll know
09:16who I am?
09:17No.
09:18The park bench
09:19is always covered in bird shit.
09:22How will I know
09:23who you are?
09:24I'll say
09:25the sun is highest
09:26when the moon
09:27is from the north.
09:29The sun is highest
09:30when the moon
09:31is from the north.
09:34See, that doesn't
09:35make any sense.
09:36Hmm.
09:37Maybe the chief
09:38was wrong about you.
09:40No, no,
09:41I'm listening.
09:41I'm listening.
09:42I'll say
09:43the sun is highest
09:44when the moon
09:45is from the north.
09:46And then you'll say
09:47when the time is right
09:48the little stoat
09:50will peep his head out.
09:54Hello?
09:55Hello?
09:58When the time is right
09:59the little stoat
10:00will peep his head out.
10:08Circles.
10:08Within circles.
10:11Within circles.
10:11Within circles.
10:15That is what he said.
10:17Then he rushed out
10:18of the room
10:18like a little child
10:19chasing the kinder egg.
10:21Kinder egg?
10:22Chocolate and a surprise.
10:24Oh.
10:25Is that all he said?
10:27He also said
10:28he would not assist
10:29in stopping the bypass.
10:31Well, that's great.
10:32Yeah, so much for the power
10:35to get things done.
10:36Huh.
10:37Politicians.
10:38They like nappies.
10:39They should be changed
10:40regular for the same reason.
10:42What reason would that be?
10:44Loader.
10:51When the time is right
10:53the little stoat
10:54will peep his head out.
10:56When the time is right
10:59the little stoat
11:01will peep his head out.
11:04When the time is right
11:06when the time is right
11:08Hey!
11:09Hey!
11:11Hey!
11:12The sun is highest
11:22when the moon
11:23is from the north.
11:25When the right time comes
11:26when the right time comes
11:28no
11:29when the moment is right
11:31the factest anyway
11:32when the little stoaty fella
11:34has the time
11:34Sit down, power.
11:42You know what this is about
11:44I do
11:46the stoats
11:46the chief taught me
11:47I was up for it
11:48Here
11:49Fill this in
11:52I want to be a stoat
11:55because
11:56In not more than
11:58eight words
11:59When do I get to
12:01join the stoats?
12:02When the time is right
12:04the little stoat
12:06will peep his head out
12:07Hey!
12:08I have it!
12:09Hey!
12:10When the time is right
12:11the little stoat
12:12will peep his head out
12:13I said
12:14Ow!
12:15Ow!
12:16Ow!
12:17Ah!
12:20Oh!
12:21Fish!
12:22Ah!
12:24Shit!
12:33Any look?
12:35Tis how, Dick
12:36There's so many!
12:37Something for everyone
12:39That's my motto
12:40Maybe that fella.
12:42Fingers Flanagan.
12:45Fingers.
12:46Definitely that fella.
12:48I'll have a look.
12:51I'm afraid he doesn't do Thursdays.
12:54Dan!
12:55Lookit, why don't you take the book away with you
12:57and give me a ring when you have your mind made up?
13:00Thanks, Dick.
13:03You can't be as a piece of rope.
13:06You can't further.
13:07It's true for you, Mrs...
13:11Bridey.
13:12Bridey, yeah, Bridey.
13:14What can I do for you, Verbot?
13:16Oh, yeah, I want to organise a protest.
13:18Yeah?
13:18You know, about the bypass.
13:20I thought it'd be a bit of gas, you know, like,
13:21man the barricades, we shall not be moved.
13:24That sort of thing.
13:25Yeah, brilliant.
13:26And I was wondering, is it actually illegal?
13:29Well, I was never very well up at what's legal or illegal,
13:32but I'll tell you this much.
13:35It'll be expensive.
13:35Yeah?
13:37Like how much?
13:38100 euro for an hour permit.
13:42Right, well, OK, I'll go for the hour.
13:44Now I should have known, it's no good to your father.
13:46Is it not?
13:46No, you'd want at least three hours to get your message across.
13:50By the time you get settled in, in the media by survive.
13:54Right, well, I'll tell you, I'll take two hours.
13:56It's all I can afford, actually.
13:57Grant, is this going to be a peaceful protest?
14:00Ah, definitely.
14:01It doesn't have to be, no.
14:02I can do you a nice batting charge for 50 euro.
14:05No, thanks, no.
14:06And Garda Ryan can throw in a bit of tear gas for a tenner.
14:09No, no, nothing like that, Dick.
14:10This sort of thing can get you great coverage, mate.
14:13Do you the wonder good?
14:15No, Dick.
14:16Thank you?
14:16No.
14:17So it's yourself, Gandhi.
14:21Gandhi.
14:27Circles within circles within circles.
14:31That's what he said.
14:34Has me stumped?
14:38I have it.
14:40Willie's opening a donut shop.
14:41What?
14:42A donut shop.
14:44Circles within circles.
14:47No, there's only one circle in a donut.
14:51What about the middle bit?
14:52That's a hole, not a circle.
14:54A circular hole.
14:55Circles within circles.
14:59No.
15:00Willie Power's not opening a donut shop.
15:02He's up to something all right, but that's not it.
15:04I often wondered, how do they make donuts?
15:08Which is obvious.
15:09Just punch the middle bit out.
15:10Out of a donut?
15:12No, you looter.
15:13It doesn't become a donut until it has a hole in it.
15:15And what was it before that?
15:17I don't know.
15:18A bun, I suppose.
15:20A bigger bun.
15:22What?
15:23A bigger bun.
15:24A bigger bun than a donut, because it has the middle bit in it.
15:28What do they do with the bits in the middle?
15:30Do I look like a baker?
15:31They make them into other donuts, I suppose.
15:33There you have it.
15:34Make them into other donuts.
15:35All right.
15:36So the baker gets extra dough, and all the public gets is a bun with a hole in it.
15:41That's hardly right, is it?
15:42Here's a point there, then.
15:44Do you not understand?
15:45It's the hole that makes it a donut.
15:47A bigger bun would be better.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Well, I might not want a bigger bun.
15:50I might want a donut.
15:51We have no donuts.
15:52Only pink snacks.
15:54I don't want a fecking donut.
15:55All I'm saying is a hole in the middle that makes it a donut.
15:59Instead of a bigger bun.
16:01Why will you let them about bigger buns?
16:04Luder.
16:06It's the donut baker that's a luder.
16:08No, you're a luder.
16:10It's the donut baker that's a luder.
16:12You're a luder.
16:19Will you have a pint?
16:20Yeah, go on, sir.
16:22Thanks be to God.
16:25I have been to the top of the mountain.
16:32And I have seen the promised land.
16:35And I can't tell you this, people.
16:38There's no bypasses there.
16:42It's too loud, Father.
16:44Sorry.
16:46Sorry.
16:47I'd like to thank you all for coming here today.
16:50We may as well be here, Father.
16:53You'll cancel mess.
16:54Yeah, but it's for a good cause, Bridie.
16:57We have to stand up for ourselves.
17:00Or better still, sit down.
17:02That's it.
17:02Spread out.
17:02Spread out and sit down.
17:04Sit down.
17:04Come on, sit down.
17:05Sit down.
17:06Father.
17:07Sit down.
17:08Yes?
17:09I can't sit on the ground with my hip.
17:12Is it all right if I just stand?
17:13Ah, you're grand.
17:14You're grand.
17:16Now, this is a stand-up, sit-down protest.
17:19No one gets through.
17:20What about Goretti and the Pawwalkers, Father?
17:23Will we block them?
17:24I suppose not really, no.
17:25I mean, they're from the parish, so we let them through.
17:28But apart from Goretti and the Pawwalkers, nothing nobody gets through.
17:32What about my sister?
17:33What about your sister?
17:34She has to go to the doctor with her bladder.
17:37Yeah, well, all right.
17:38We'll let her through on humanitarian grounds, okay?
17:41But apart from Goretti and the Pawwalkers and your sister, no one gets through.
17:45The school bus, Father.
17:46Mary will be here in a minute.
17:48We could hijack it and burn it, Father.
17:51We're not going to burn the school bus.
17:53We're not anarchists.
17:54Now, come on.
17:56Let's show them why we're here.
17:58What do we want?
17:59Ah, come on, come on.
18:02What do we want?
18:04I'd murder a cup of tea, Father.
18:05No, no, no.
18:06When I say, what do we want, ye all say, no more bypass, okay?
18:11Right.
18:12What do we want?
18:13No more bypass.
18:16Good stuff.
18:17When do we want it?
18:18We don't want it.
18:20No, no, no.
18:21When I say, when do we want it, ye say,
18:24Could we at least turn over if you cares, Father?
18:27No.
18:27Oh, God.
18:28Huey, what's got into you?
18:29Well, this isn't much of a protest, is it?
18:32Do you know, in 1969, I got hit on the head by a rubber bullet.
18:39That would explain a lot, yeah?
18:41Listen, let's just sing a verse of We Shall Not Be Moved, okay?
18:45We shall not be moved.
18:49Come on.
18:50We shall not be moved.
18:51I'm going to affect this for a game of soldiers.
18:53I'm out of here.
18:54We shall not be moved.
18:55Can I bum a lift off you, Huey?
18:57Of course you can.
18:59Come on.
18:59This is bad.
19:00Ah, lads.
19:00Where are you off to?
19:01Lads.
19:02I'll see you later, Father.
19:05Brow me.
19:06Brow me.
19:11Just you and me, Josie, huh?
19:12Yes, Father.
19:13Come on.
19:15What do we want?
19:16I want to go home.
19:17I want to be a stoat because I can't wait to see Larry Cummins' face.
19:35Yeah, around his once.
19:37Mr. Power, the ancient worshipful order of the stoat is a secret society.
19:42No one must know you're a stoat.
19:44Obviously.
19:46So when are we off to Dublin?
19:48Dublin?
19:49Yeah.
19:49For the initiation ceremony.
19:51So I can be made.
19:52Why should we go to Dublin?
19:53One of the most active lodges in the order is right here.
19:58Here?
20:02What's this?
20:03A map.
20:04And your instructions.
20:05Uh, hello?
20:12Wait.
20:13Wait for me.
20:14Wait, wait.
20:19Circles within circles.
20:22That's what he said.
20:24Circles within circles.
20:25I'll tell you, Jacksy, Willie Powell's up to something and I'd love to know what it is.
20:35I have it.
20:36I have it.
20:37I have it.
20:38I know what Willie's up to.
20:39What's he up to?
20:41D'Olympics.
20:41What?
20:42D'Olympics.
20:43Willie's bringing D'Olympics to killing the scully.
20:49Will you not be such a looter?
20:51He may have a point there, then.
20:53What?
20:53He's right, then.
20:55Circles within circles.
20:57D'Olympics.
20:57You're as bad as him.
20:58We don't need D'Olympics.
20:59What we need to hear is random dope testing.
21:01Walk 14 paces west of the stream.
21:16Torno tree on your left, opposite the sycamore.
21:21That's the one.
21:24That left.
21:31Roll up left, Chausolek.
21:41Roll up left, Chausolek.
21:52Fick sech.
22:01We are of the storm.
22:15We are of the storm.
22:22Who dares enter the sacred, secret den of the stout?
22:26It is I, William Pontius Power.
22:37A poor candidate in a state of darkness who has been well and waterly recommended.
22:43The tongue of good report has been heard in your favor.
22:47Thanks.
22:48Will you see, I know, Chief.
22:49Silence.
22:51What do you seek in the stout's den?
22:53I seek the way of the stout, and I humbly solicit to be admitted to the mysteries and privileges
23:01of the ancient worshipful order of the stout.
23:05How will you follow the way of the stout?
23:09Well, you see, how are you, let's...
23:11Hello, how are you?
23:13Well, you see, I...
23:15Hello, how are you?
23:17The stout's is a way of getting influence.
23:22You know, a way of getting into the inner circle.
23:25Like, with the stout's, it's all about circles, which in circles, which in circles.
23:29What?
23:32Timmy!
23:32I thought you were supposed to get the Olympics.
23:34What?
23:36All that circly stuff was supposed to be about the Olympics, not the flipping stout's.
23:40Yeah, well, the stout's is supposed to be exclusive, not for fecking eejits.
23:44Hey, who are you calling eejits?
23:46You two.
23:47This is supposed to be exclusive.
23:49The creme de la creme.
23:51Ah, here.
23:52Wherever you bet has creme, there's a creme you'll find anywhere else, but...
23:55This is a total joke shop.
23:57A total joke shop, Willie?
24:00Theo!
24:01Calm down, Willie.
24:03What?
24:05Yes, Sergeant Dick is right.
24:07You must calm down.
24:09Yeah, calm down for feck's sake.
24:11Yeah.
24:12Calm down, is it?
24:14This is about as exclusive as Jax's toilet.
24:18Hey, watch what you're saying.
24:19Oh, Lord.
24:20What next, Larry flippin' comments?
24:22So, there's definitely no Olympics.
24:27Who said anything about the Olympics, Larry?
24:30You promised us the Olympics.
24:32No, I didn't.
24:33And I was promised something that was a bit more exclusive than a shower of yahoos and dressing gowns.
24:38Oh.
24:38And don't come back.
24:44Ah!
24:47Ha!
24:48And the time is right that it'll startle Poppy's head out.
24:51Mr. Power.
24:53I am not in the habit of repeating myself.
24:56But in...
24:57And that!
24:58And that!
24:59And that!
25:00And that!
25:01Ah!
25:01Ah!
25:10Hm!