Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a fight between two moms that took place at a public pool in Michigan and how you better watch out if a bigger mom takes a swing at you.
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00:00All right, the other bitches that are trippin' are in St. Clair Shores, Michigan, where two
00:10moms fought at a pool.
00:14What happened there?
00:15Here's the story from WXYZ-TV.
00:17It's mayhem and madness between two moms at a city pool shot by a bystander.
00:23One mother rushes out of the pool and confronts the other woman near the edge.
00:29The arms start flaring as children start to shout.
00:33Jason and Shannon say their three boys were in the pool near the fight.
00:36So Jason, you see in the blue shirt, broke it up.
00:39You expect adults to act like adults.
00:41The woman who was attacked says a fight was over her telling another child not to punch
00:46her son.
00:47However, Shannon says that woman provoked a fight.
00:50You start hearing a woman swearing at a child and cussing at the child.
00:56Was her boob out?
00:57I think so.
00:58No?
00:59I think so.
01:00Then you heard the mother of the child, which was in the pool, say, don't address my child
01:05like that.
01:06If you have a problem with my child, please talk to me about it.
01:08I'm going to go back there.
01:09Shannon says it escalated from there.
01:11The lady got mad nonetheless, so mama bear comes out when you go after their children.
01:17I teach our kids, you know, it's think, then react, you know, and they could have been,
01:24this could have been handled differently.
01:28The woman who was attacked says her son is traumatized by this ordeal.
01:32No arrests were made.
01:33However, the mother who started the fight was issued a citation for assault and battery
01:38and no word yet on if those parents will be allowed back here at the pool.
01:43Let's hope not.
01:44Yeah.
01:45You got to ban them.
01:46No way.
01:47So she had a very weird bathing suit that was completely black until right under her
01:50boobs.
01:51Right.
01:52And then from her boobs up, it went flesh colored.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Ladies don't buy that.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Yeah.
01:59You're teasing Dave, ladies.
02:00If you're a mom, don't buy that.
02:01Well, at the end, they said the kid was traumatized.
02:03It was probably because of those boobs.
02:05Well, right.
02:06Well, that big girl got out of the pool.
02:08She was not taking any.
02:09I can't believe how she heaved out.
02:11She heaved out of the water like a like a.
02:13Well, you knew she was attacking like that girl stood there.
02:17Like, what are you going to do, bitch?
02:19And I was like, don't stand there.
02:21Oh, here she comes and just got leveled.
02:24Boom.
02:25Something about a big mom punch too.
02:29Big mom punch.
02:30Oh, big moms can punch.
02:32It's got no, it's got no real form to it.
02:35It's just sort of like a.
02:36It's Wiley.
02:37It's just a swing.
02:42But she had a stomp too.
02:45Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp.
02:47I mean, the other girl had that like stomp and a punch.
02:49Yeah.
02:50What are you going to do, bitch?
02:51Stance.
02:52Stance.
02:53Yeah.
02:54And a big chick's going to flatten you.
02:56You're right though about that.
02:58Just swinging a dead arm.
02:59Oh, that's what it looked like.
03:01That thing, if that thing connects, it's like hitting somebody with a bat.
03:04It's lights out.
03:05You just got hit with a meat club.
03:07Like she has one of those, you know, incredible Hulk fist you put on.
03:11Right.
03:12It doesn't take much.
03:15Big mom punch.
03:16Look out for the big mom punch.
03:18Listen, I'll tell you right now.
03:20If a bigger mom starts flying out of a pool, climbing up that little silver ladder at a
03:29thousand pounds an hour.
03:31You know you're about to be in a fight.
03:33Yeah, you're right.
03:34You should.
03:35You should feel like that seal that's on the ice when the killer whale jumps off the ice.
03:41Like you're in for it.
03:43Run.
03:44Treba.
03:45Time to run.
03:46Yeah.
03:47A woman in St. Clair.
03:48Trying to see the picture of her.
03:50Because she breached and it was magnificent.
03:54It was.
03:55I mean, she got, that's as fast as she's moved in a long time.
03:58And Lisa's right on the stomp.
04:00Yeah, the stomp.
04:01Oh, she stomped.
04:02The barefoot wet stomp.
04:03Yeah.
04:04You know.
04:05Don't run on the foot.
04:06Don't run.
04:07You can hear the barefoot wet stomp of a big lady.
04:11No, don't run on the concrete.
04:15There she goes.
04:16Splash.
04:17Splash.
04:18Splash.
04:19Splash.
04:20Splash.
04:21Splash.
04:22I love that there's a kid unfazed in the background doing cannonballs.
04:26Oh, this big mom's just wearing like a tank top and shorts.
04:29That's her big.
04:30That's the look.
04:31Oh, God.