Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Southwest Airlines pilot who allegedly would pull his donger out on flights and can't help but notice his name, which is Mike Haak.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks, pervert of the day.
00:08Pervert of the day?
00:10A Southwest Airlines pilot.
00:15We put a lot of faith in airplane pilots to keep their hands on the controls and not on this.
00:21A guy named Michael Hack, a pilot for Southwest Airlines, is in some trouble.
00:26Turns out, back in August, he was flying from Philadelphia to Orlando when he pulled out his junk in the cockpit.
00:39Just because it's called that doesn't mean you've got to do that.
00:43Now, they're not saying why he did it or what he did with it once it was out.
00:50All we know is it was out and his co-workers saw it.
00:54His name is Mike Hack?
00:56His name is Mike Hack.
01:04That's all I thought.
01:09Have you seen Mike Hack?
01:10Captain.
01:12Captain Mike Hack.
01:14I'm Captain Mike Hack.
01:16Captain Mike Hack.
01:23What do you expect from him?
01:27Oh, man.
01:28Has anyone seen Mike Hack?
01:31We just saw it.
01:32Yeah.
01:35You mean the pilot?
01:36He's now facing charges for committing a lewd act.
01:45He does not fly for Southwest anymore.
01:49Southwest says he actually resigned before they could do anything about the cockpit exposure incident.
01:55But they say they're now cooperating with appropriate outside agencies as they investigate.
02:02So his co-pilot saw it, obviously?
02:05Or maybe a flight attendant if somebody hadn't taken off yet?
02:09I don't know, but his co-pilot saw it right next to him.
02:12Could have been a female co-pilot, too.
02:15This man's slim, but could.
02:17Or he could have been into his male co-pilot.
02:17I don't know.
02:18I knew a girl that became a...
02:19No, I mean, it's possible, but I just...
02:22I don't know.
02:23Why are you pulling it out?
02:25You want to see what my cock looks like?
02:26Yeah.
02:27I do.
02:27I've been to have for a long time.
02:30Let's see if we can...
02:31That it's big.
02:35Everyone's looking for him.
02:36They want to figure out what he looks like.
02:40I mean, it seems make-believe with a name like that.
02:42I know it does.
02:44It's insane.
02:46It's insane.
02:47But, I mean, it's everywhere.
02:48NBC, New York Post.
02:50They all have it, but we can't.
02:52We can't get our finger on my cock.
02:58How could there be no picture of my cock anywhere?
03:03Yeah, it's weird.
03:04That's why it seems more make-believe than...
03:09Southwest Airlines has commented on the story saying that, you know, he...
03:13We expected better from Captain Mykak.
03:18That's crazy.
03:22That's his name.
03:23Yeah.
03:24That is crazy.
03:26It is.
03:27First thing, jump right into my head.
03:29Oh, wait.
03:31Look.
03:32X-Pilot began, continued, and completed Ludact in Air.
03:37Oh, no.
03:38So, he jerked Mykak off.
03:43No, he didn't.
03:44No.
03:45No one did it to him.
03:47No, he jerked himself off.
03:49Yes.
03:51Mykak jerked himself off.
03:53Yes.
03:55Look.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Prosecutors claim it began, continued, and completed while the aircraft was in flight.
04:00So, it just struck him.
04:05Don't trust Mykak.
04:07You know you can't trust Mykak.
04:11Mykak.
04:12That's Mike H-A-A-K.
04:14Yeah.
04:14Mykak.
04:15Michael Hack.
04:16Yes.
04:18Known to his friends as Mike.
04:20Yeah.
04:20Right.
04:21Mike.
04:22Mykak.
04:26Goodness gracious.
04:27Captain Mykak.
04:28Oh, we are infantile.
04:36It's real silly.
04:37There's so much more you could say to make more jokes, but you can't.
04:40I know, but you can't.
04:41You can't.
04:42I'm not even joking.
04:43I'm just saying his name.
04:44It's tough going through life with a name like Mykak.
04:48You know what?
04:49You kind of lived up to it.
04:50It sounds like it gets to you.
04:52You snap one day.
04:54It's on your mind.
04:55Yep.
04:56Southwest really kept this information.
05:00Can you imagine, Chuck, you're a co-pilot.
05:03Yeah.
05:03And I'm Captain Mykak.
05:05Yeah.
05:05And I take it out.
05:06I'm like, dude, please put that away.
05:08And I just like, no, I am horny.
05:12I'm horny right now.
05:13I guess.
05:14Deal with it.
05:16So he's my buddy.
05:17Maybe we do this.
05:18Oh, maybe.
05:19Maybe we are co-pilots.
05:21Maybe we are.
05:22Maybe we are.
05:22Go by the Harry sack.
05:25That's right.
05:26I'm co-pilot Harry, Captain Harry sack.
05:30Maybe I like to come in for a landing.
05:32Yeah.
05:33And I cover for you and you cover for me.
05:35And we've been doing this for years.
05:37We are air jerkers.
05:38But then someone else saw us.
05:40Right.
05:41Like a flight attendant blew the whole thing off.
05:44We've been doing it for years.
05:46Someone said, warning, don't look on the internet for pics of Mykak.
05:49Nope.
05:52You think you, if you're pleasuring yourself, you do it in your pilot voice?
05:58Some of the things would be grunts in a pilot voice.
06:04Yeah.
06:05I mean, that's how they talk.
06:06Give yourself pilot joy.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Sure.
06:10Jerk it.
06:11And he goes, there we go.
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