Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a pilot who was busted for being drunk aboard a flight before takeoff and a flight attendant pulling pranks by hiding in the overhead bins.
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00:00A Delta Airlines pilot was arrested yesterday morning for being wasted.
00:10He was scheduled to fly out of the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.
00:16ABC 10 News has the update on this one.
00:20Most flights to San Diego are routine, but not the flight John Wybest took Tuesday.
00:26This morning I had 1120 flight on Delta.
00:28The Delta flight was flying out of Minneapolis, and everything was normal until they started to board.
00:34Once we got right to the plane, they said, hold up, hold up.
00:36They wouldn't allow them into the plane because police arrested the pilot.
00:40Identified as 37-year-old Gabriel Schroeder, suspected of being drunk and nearly flying the plane.
00:47Police say Schroeder had an empty alcoholic container with him.
00:50For a pilot, he looked a little disheveled.
00:53He had the white with the Eplats and that, but it was dire need of an ironing.
00:59You know, it was kind of a...
01:00You know he's a drunk.
01:02You can't judge a guy for a Wrigley shirt.
01:04Yeah, look at you.
01:05Look at yourself.
01:06The flight was delayed nearly an hour while the airline looked for another pilot.
01:09It wasn't until they safely landed in San Diego that Wybest realized your pilot might have put them in danger.
01:16Yeah, you're kind of going, yikes.
01:19Yikes.
01:20So he was carrying an empty booze bottle.
01:22Why?
01:23Yeah.
01:23Why?
01:24Why would you even bring that with you?
01:26Just got this.
01:27But you can't take it through security.
01:28I'm trying to recycle it.
01:30It's got a recycling bin.
01:33The alcohol probably had a factor in that decision.
01:36Yeah.
01:37Forgot it was there or something.
01:38But then it's his wrinkly shirt that really made me notice.
01:41Well, that's what that guy says.
01:43That guy's like, that guy's shirt wasn't wrinkly.
01:46He must be a drunk.
01:47Yeah.
01:48Some kind of addict.
01:51What tipped him off, though, was the guy was like, standing in the line, he was like,
01:54that's a high amount of heat.
01:57Better let it cool down.
01:58He probably said it out loud, and the TSA guy was like, I heard you say that to yourself.
02:07Can you imagine?
02:08Excuse me.
02:09And then you complain about the pilot's shirt.
02:12Yeah.
02:13I, uh, the pilot's clearly messed up.
02:17He's some kind of drug addict.
02:19Hey.
02:20He's got all the right, he's got all the right, you know, badges and whatnot, and his wings
02:26and everything.
02:27What's that guy saying to you?
02:28It's good.
02:29Oh, I think he can hear us.
02:32I'm coming over there, pal.
02:33It's wrinkly.
02:34Look at how wrinkly his shirt is.
02:35He's a goddamn addict.
02:36Get him off this plane.
02:38Air marshal, shoot this guy.
02:39Shoot him.
02:41One of you guys is going to have to kill the pilot.
02:43One of you guys is going to have to kill the pilot.
02:45He's got a wrinkly shirt on, for God's sake.
02:48Southwest Airlines flight attendant is making headlines because she pulled a strange prank on passengers.
02:54She lay inside the overhead compartments as people were boarding the plane.
03:00Wow.
03:00She goes all out.
03:02She goes all out.
03:03How did she do that?
03:04She climbed in, Lise.
03:05How did she get in there?
03:05Here's the story from ABC 7.
03:08Flying on Southwest Airlines were very surprised by what they found in an overhead bin.
03:12Take a look.
03:13Passenger was boarding her flight from Nashville to Atlanta when she saw a flight attendant laying
03:18in the overhead compartment.
03:20I didn't realize they were that big.
03:21Veronica Lloyd says the attendant was talking with passengers from the compartment.
03:26She says the woman eventually climbed down, got back to work.
03:29Of course, this is not our normal procedure, and Southwest crews always maintain safety
03:35as their self-priority.
03:36It's not as great.
03:37They should have closed the door on her.
03:38They should have had the door closed, and then someone unclicks it, and there's like
03:43a person.
03:44It's all fun and games, so the guy's like, oh, oh, oh, my heart, I have a condition.
03:51Oh, you jokey bastards, you did it.
03:54If I would have saw that, I would have just walked right off the plane.
03:56I would have been like, oh, my flight attendant's in the overhead bin.
04:01Let me get my stuff.
04:02I gotta go.
04:03I'll be out of here.
04:04I gotta go find another airline.
04:06I don't want my flight crew to act like Patch Adams.
04:10I need you to take it a little bit seriously since we're defying the goddamn skies.
04:16I need you guys to cut it and cool it with the yokes.
04:18I don't even want, if I don't even want Patch Adams to act like Patch Adams.
04:23You know what I mean?
04:24Like, if I'm really going to a doctor, I don't want him to be Patch Adams.
04:28No, I don't want the jokey doctor.
04:29He's pulling balloon animals out of my orifices and things.
04:33I don't need that kind of stress.
04:36I will say that I don't, I mean, maybe there's been one.
04:38I've just missed it.
04:39Southwest, as wacky as it is, I've never heard of them having any drunk pilots.
04:45No.
04:45Maybe it's happened.
04:46Oh, everyone's had drunk pilots.
04:48I think no one's escaped that.
04:50Southwest 1380 has an engine fire descending.
04:56Yeah, we have a part of the aircraft missing, so we're going to need to slow down a bit.
05:00Okay, could you have the medical meet us there on the runway as well?
05:04We've got injured passengers.
05:07Injured passengers, okay.
05:08And are you, is your airplane physically on fire?
05:11No, it's not on fire, but part of it's missing.
05:13There's a hole and someone went out.
05:18There's a hole and someone went out?
05:20What?
05:20Someone was sucked out of a hole?
05:22Yeah, I think you guys are a little too excited about this one.
05:25What?
05:26Yeah, it's crazy.
05:28Somebody got sucked out.
05:29It's turned a left turn.
05:30I just pictured the slide whistle going.
05:32No, what's funny is how calm she is about it.
05:34I'd be like, somebody was sucked out of a goddamn thing.
05:37I'd be ripped in half.
05:38And it's a goddamn nightmare.
05:40Everyone saw it.
05:44Everybody's freaking out.
05:45Your legs are in here.
05:45Just so you know.
05:47There's legs inside and a body out.
05:50Some real Wizard of Oz looking stuff.
05:54Wizard of Oz.
05:57Just legs.
05:58Yeah, just legs, you know.
06:00Yep.
06:01Just the legs.
06:03Wizard of Oz.
06:06I just picture it now.
06:07That's horrible.
06:08Yeah, I'd be, I'd be.
06:09That sucks.
06:09She was like, somebody went out.
06:11Are you kidding me?
06:12Mine would just be screaming.
06:14I can't.
06:14I couldn't even remain calm taking the snack cart down to people.
06:20Got this thing.
06:21I'd be like, this thing is stressing me.
06:23Like the guy we saw in that Boston flight.
06:26He's pushing the cart.
06:27He's like, goddamn, I'm throwing all of his weight into it.
06:30He's trying to get it to move.
06:32He couldn't get it to move.
06:32God, this stupid thing.
06:33This stupid cart is heavy.
06:37God damn it.
06:38Jesus.
06:42Would you like Diet Coke?
06:44Coke Zero, Sprite.
06:46We've got Fanta.
06:49Could I have a whole Coke, please?
06:51You do look like someone who wants a full can.
06:52Hold on a second.
06:54Christ, there you go.
06:55You'd spill it all over everyone.
06:56I would.
06:57I'd be like, here's your Bloody Mary.
06:58Make me make you a Bloody Mary.
07:04Dumb.
07:05Some jobs you're just not cut out for, Andy.
07:07No, I know.
07:08Anything in the skies.
07:09They'd be like, this is the fifth time this week you hit somebody in the face with Biscoff
07:13cookies.
07:14Well, shouldn't have hired me, Delta.
07:17Dumbasses.
07:18Oh, goodness.
07:20Andy, yep.
07:21You're not meant for the airline profession.
07:23No.
07:23No.
07:23You're not meant for the airline profession.
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