Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in the UK who drunkenly changed his named to Celine Dion online and imagine how it would be if Chuck changed Andy's name to Reba McEntire.
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00:00this is a whole new level of drunken regrets there's a 30 year old guy from England now
00:10I'd say his name is Thomas Dodd but legally that's not quite true anymore because Thomas
00:15got super drunk on Christmas Eve and decided to legally change his name he changed his name
00:24to this woman he's now known as Celine Dion I am Celine Dion nice to meet you sir to meet you as well
00:38I changed it to this Celine hey Celine what's up how you doing man you know good any big plans for
00:47the weekend Celine Dion first party in my ass off man you know I was drunk when I created my name
00:52yeah I know yes I know you like to party yeah you hate Celine Dion I don't know what you mean
00:58Dion but I sure went through with all the paperwork to change my name you are a rascal Celine Dion when
01:04I get drunk I don't know what I'm doing turns out yes turns out on your dating websites do you now
01:10list Celine Dion absolutely it's your name yeah he has to know my Celine no so do you think that he
01:18really regretted it though when he woke up like or not when he woke up from being drunk like and
01:24he's just going with it now like yeah he probably has to I don't know if you can change your name
01:29like a bunch of times this is the I'm wondering if there is amount of time you know like they're like
01:35okay well now you have to wait at least six months you have to be Celine Dion for six months if you sign
01:40this I think you're right and you're like I'm fine with it I don't care sign it and then you sober up
01:46and you're like oh my god I'm Celine Dion for six months is it more embarrassing for Celine himself
01:52or is it more embarrassing for his friend who's got to be like this is my friend Celine
01:58I don't want to be his friend
02:02I'm sorry that I did that to you
02:06I don't either I
02:13Robbie's coming and uh you know Celine Dion will be there
02:17Celine Dion's gonna be
02:20you gotta change it on your phone
02:22it's a picture of Celine Dion
02:26you're on a date and your phone rings and they're like who's Celine Dion
02:29what girl are you talking to
02:32no that's my buddy
02:33that's my buddy Celine Dion
02:35oh sure it is
02:36he changed his name he's a heroin addict
02:38Celine Dion
02:44Celine Dion the man
02:45my friend Celine Dion the man
02:49my male friend Celine
02:52Celine Dion
02:53that was hilarious
02:55it would be so hard to justify to people
03:00you know both as a man named Celine Dion
03:03or having a buddy named Celine Dion
03:05people have changed their names before but just not drunk
03:08and it doesn't seem to me like it's a thing you could do in like an hour
03:12yeah why is it so bad
03:15how is it so easy
03:16well you can over there you can do it
03:19this was in the UK
03:20you can do it online
03:22oh
03:23so he was
03:25I think he may be into Celine
03:27they need a question
03:28they need a like a
03:29are you drunk
03:30yeah
03:30before you continue
03:32proceed
03:32that was just an answer no
03:33yeah in the UK they're like
03:34we're all drunk
03:35what do you mean
03:36yeah of course I'm drunk
03:37you really shouldn't be able to do it online
03:39no
03:39you should have to go in person to an office
03:42and fill out all the paperwork
03:43and so they know that it's legit
03:45that you really want to do this
03:47because couldn't Chuck you like take Andy's info
03:51and actually change his name
03:53on a website
03:54to Reba McIntyre
03:55that's a great idea
03:56can't wait
03:57I'm gonna try it
03:58Chuck did you change my name to Reba McIntyre
04:00you know I did
04:01dude I'm gonna have so many issues with this
04:04yeah
04:04I also signed you up for a bunch of magazines
04:07and I got new credit cards sent to you
04:10I wonder why I was getting all this mail for Reba McIntyre
04:13that's you bud
04:14that is you
04:16they gotta change the laws
04:18yep
04:18it's way too easy
04:20I don't know what to do now
04:22well I hope you figure it out Reba
04:25my actual bills aren't coming
04:27no because they're looking for you
04:30no
04:30I've got three four notices
04:32I got people calling me
04:33asking for Reba McIntyre
04:36yep
04:36I did it to seven other people
04:39it's very confusing
04:40seven Rebas
04:41yeah
04:42everyone I know
04:43but now Andy on the show
04:45we've legally got to call you Reba
04:47yeah
04:47alright
04:48see how that goes
04:49see how that goes
04:53it's not great
04:55I wouldn't imagine it would be
04:57I imagine the real Reba McIntyre might
04:59she took offense to it
05:01yep
05:01you know Andy's in court
05:04he uh
05:04being sued by the real Reba
05:07he donned Reba McIntyre's name
05:09can we call him Reba Bean for short
05:13I like it too
05:15listen
05:16I know that it's not that
05:18hard of a process
05:20because when I went through
05:21becoming a US citizen
05:23they asked me right then and there
05:26they were like
05:26do you want to change your name
05:28I'm like
05:29why
05:31they're like
05:32uh
05:32you know
05:33you can
05:33change it to whatever you want
05:35oh that's right
05:36you know like
05:36because I guess they thought
05:37Urquhart was
05:38so crazy
05:40so complicated
05:40starts with a U
05:41right
05:41um
05:42you know
05:43you won't change that
05:44don't you
05:44um
05:45but I was like
05:46no I don't
05:47but I guess I could have
05:49I could have been
05:49Reba McIntyre
05:50that day
05:51that right then and there
05:52I could have
05:54Dave and Reba the freak
05:55you know
05:56what a hell of a thing
05:58if I would have done
05:58something like that
05:59because we would just all
06:00assume you were transitioning
06:02or you were
06:02sure
06:02yeah
06:03if you went with
06:04the female country star name
06:05I mean it wouldn't have been
06:07the first name on my list
06:08but
06:09no it shouldn't be
06:11to know a man named
06:12Reba McIntyre
06:13is a
06:13it's a hell of a thing
06:15I love it
06:16I hope someday
06:17I run into a man
06:18Reba
06:18man named Reba
06:19it'd be a tough go for you Chuck
06:21luckily you didn't
06:22decide to change it
06:23to Reba McIntyre
06:24you'd have to be
06:24like so tough
06:25if your name was
06:26Reba McIntyre
06:27you would
06:28you would
06:29you'd be an MMA fighter
06:30Conor McGregor
06:31versus Reba McIntyre
06:33man you see that Reba
06:35that Reba
06:36killed him
06:37of course
06:38there's no one tougher
06:39than Reba
06:40the biggest pecs
06:42in the league